Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! Chapter 14

  Chapter 14 Money Saving Tips

   "My God, the sun is coming out of the west."

   "I must still be in a dream, whoever comes to my house and slaps me."

   "Brother Xu's account should have been stolen."

   "It's even more unbelievable to ask that brother Xu to spend money on gifts than tomorrow is the end of the world."

  Through the barrage content of water friends.

  Chen Yu roughly understood.

  Brother Xu who came in is such an awesome character.

  The anchor whose screen name is Brother Xu teaches you how to buy a house with full payment. He is thirty-five years old this year.

   Stayed in Tiger Fish Live three years ago.

  The main content is how to save money and buy a house with full payment.

very beginning.

  Shui friends regard him as a real estate agent in the guise of saving money.

  Brother Xu showed proof.

  Prove that your family background is average.

  However, in ten years, by saving money, I can buy two buildings in the urban area with all the money.

   "Hello Brother Xu, thank you for your reward."

  Chen Ran thanked him politely.

   "Doctor Chen, can we connect the mic?"

   "Of course, but you need to pay for my consultation and treatment."

  Chen Yu took this opportunity to set the rules,

   Lianmai's medical consultation is five thousand yuan.

  Need treatment, and pay another five thousand yuan.

   Soon, the face of a man with many vicissitudes appeared on the screen.

   "Are you sure, this person is only thirty-five years old? Fifty-three years old is about the same."

  A new water friend raised a question.

   "At first glance, you are not a fan of Brother Xu. Brother Xu's old face represents the glorious years of the past."

   "Do you know why Brother Xu was able to buy two houses with full payment within ten years? Please look at his face."

   "Please look at Brother Xu's attire."

   "Brother Xu, you save the most money."

  Reminded by Brother Xu's fans, the new water friends who registered on the Huyu platform because of Chen Yu all looked at Brother Xu's clothes.

  Brother Xu's face was dark and covered with wrinkles and gullies.

  The underwear is covered with patches and pieces of cloth.

   It looks like the patchwork clothes worn by Ji Gong.

   Wearing a pair of tattered sneakers on his feet.

   Said that he is a millionaire anchor.

   More like street pickers.

   "Doctor Chen, do you plan to buy a house?"

   "If there is one, you are welcome to pay attention to my live broadcast room."

   "I can help you buy your favorite real estate with full payment in the fastest time."

  Brother Xu raised his hand with a smile on his face, and greeted Chen Yu.

   By the way, I made an advertisement for myself.

  I want to buy a house, so I'm looking for Brother Xu.

   Save money his way.

   Buying a house is not a dream.

   "Brother Xu deserves to be Brother Xu, every penny is spent wisely."

   "I'm still wondering if the sun is coming out from the west today. It turns out that Brother Xu used this money as an advertising fee."

   "The million-dollar anchor went to other people's live broadcast room, and advertised himself in front of the other anchor, and there was no one else except Brother Xu."

  Looking at the ridicule of the water friends, Brother Xu didn't take it to heart at all.

   Saving money is his way of life.

   is a sign of fame.

  Chen Yu said with a smile: "I have no plans to buy a house for now, but..."

   "Come, come, come, but appear!"

   "Brother Xu, there is still time to run."

   "Dr. Chen made a diagnosis, and the mildest depression started."

   "Brother Xu, let's go, if you don't go, you will be finished."

   "The first victim appears."

   "What kind of victim is obviously a patient."

  The water friends are either kind or joking.

   Waiting and watching for a while.

  Brother Xu asked with a smile: "Doctor Chen, you don't want to say that I have a mental illness?"

   "I can tell you clearly that I have no problems at all, and I don't know how happy my mentality is."

  Chen Yu said: "A happy mind does not mean that there is no mental illness."

"I do not believe."

   Just like the water friends who are familiar with Brother Xu joked.

   Brother Xu who breaks a penny into a dollar.

   An unprecedented reward for a carnival worth 3,000 yuan.

   It is indeed for the sake of popularity.

   Advertise yourself to attract traffic.

   "Then let's talk first."

   "For the sake of giving me a carnival, I will tell you about the cause of your illness for free."

"OK."

   There is nothing Brother Xu doesn't like about free things.

  Chen Yu said lightly: "Your parents are dual-earners, and the family conditions are not as good as the top, but more than the bottom."

   "Because of work, your parents sent you to be raised by your grandparents in the countryside."

   "The two elders have gone through difficult times, and teach you to save money every day."

   "From now on, save two words and deeply integrate them into your bone marrow."

   "You took over from your father at the age of nineteen and became a worker."

   "Relying on saving money, I bought two houses in the local downtown area in just ten years."

  Brother Xu listened carefully at first.

   Arrived at the back and laughed outright.

   "Hahaha... I didn't expect Dr. Chen to pay so much attention to me. You usually watch my video recordings?"

   Brother Xu used to talk about what Chen Yu said, and told the water friends.

  Generally, someone will record the live broadcast of a big anchor.

  As long as you watch the recording, it is not difficult to know these contents.

   "I'm not done yet."

  Chen Yu took his time and continued.

   "In order to save money, after get off work every day, you go to the garbage dump to pick up shopping bags that others don't want."

   "Use the free water in public restrooms, wash them, and take them home for your own use."

   “Once, a plastic shopping bag broke, and you chose to sew it back up with a needle and thread to continue using it.”

  Hearing this, Brother Xu was shocked.

  Chen Yu was right.

  He did.

   "Nimma, this is not saving money, it is sick."

  “I've heard of sewing clothes and socks, but this is the first time I've heard of sewing plastic bags and continuing to use them.”

   "It's no wonder that I can buy two houses with full money in ten years. It's incomparable."

   "During the class, I tried not to let myself laugh."

   "Brother Xu, I will give you ten yuan as a reward. Can you send me the plastic bag you have sewn to pay my respects?"

   "Why not stick it with scotch tape?"

   "The topic buster appears."

  For those who don't know Brother Xu, today is a complete eye-opener.

   Collect plastic bags as trash bags are common.

   But they are all collected in their own homes.

  Brother Xu is incredible.

   Going to the garbage dump to pick up garbage bags does not count.

   Also sew the gap with needle thread.

  Brother Xu said seriously: "Everyone, don't laugh, using plastic bags that don't cost money is also a good way to save money."

  The water friends were suddenly speechless.

  Chen Yu continued: "You have more money-saving tricks than this."

   "In order to save water, you prepare a jar in the bathroom, and you urinate into the jar every time you urinate."

   "Wait until the jar is full and use it to flush the larger one in the toilet."

  The water friends feel that they have received a 10,000-point crit in their hearts.

   "I thought sewing plastic was already invincible, alas, I'm still young."

   "Brother Xu's kidney function is very strong."

   "You guys talk first, I'll go to the bathroom to throw up."

   "Is it more hygienic to accumulate saliva and flush the toilet?"

   "I call you and brother Xu the crouching dragon and phoenix of the money-saving world."

   "Original soup into raw food."

   Rao, no matter how thick-skinned Brother Xu is, he can't stand it this time.

   "Three years ago, you almost sent your whole family away."

   "During the hospitalization, your brother was just a little bit short of being sent away by you again."

   With a smile on his face, Chen Yu casually revealed a new melon.

  (end of this chapter)

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