American Fame and Fortune Chapter 684

Chapter 684 Beloved Relatives and Friends

 In the storage room under the darkness, Nicholson lifted up a waterproof tarpaulin to reveal several huge packaging boxes underneath.

  Martin kicked it and found that the packing box was unusually heavy and asked: "What's inside? Isn't it the beauty you kidnapped? Tell me honestly, are the recent frequent disappearances of Mexican girls related to you?"

Leonardo sneered: "Needless to say? Jack has a criminal record. When he seduced Jennifer Lawrence, we were still filming "The Departed". How old was Jennifer at that time?"

"Shut up, you two bastards!" Nicholson, like a real boss, pointed at the box and gave the order: "Hurry up and move the box out. You won't let me, an old man in his seventies, do it, will you?"

“You kill people and silence them, and we, as brothers, will help.” Martin picked up a large box and walked outside.

 Leonardo picked up the other one and followed.

“Put it on the backyard lawn and come right back,” Nicholson said.

 Martin and Leonardo came back and moved two more boxes out.

Nicholson took two shovels, went to the backyard lawn, threw one to each of Martin and Leonardo, and said: "Dig a hole, hurry up."

 Leonardo was surprised, twitching his nose vigorously, and even came closer to the box to smell it.

Nicholson patted him: "Are you a dog?"

 Martin wielded a shovel to dig in the soil and said, "Leo is smelling the smell of corpses."

 Leonardo gave Martin a thumbs up and said, "You understand so clearly."

He found that Martin was extremely skilled at digging holes. He dug a big hole in the lawn after just a few shovels. He couldn't help but ask: "Why are you so good at digging holes?"

Martin chuckled with a scary smile: "Of course it's because I have dug holes to bury dead people."

 Leonardo shuddered: "Don't step on the horse to scare me!"

Nicholson patted the box and said: "Stop talking nonsense, dig a hole quickly and make it a little deeper."

Martin dug a few more shovels until it was thirty centimeters deep.

"That's it." Nicholson said: "Leo, hurry up, you are so bad, no wonder you can only run 100 meters for twenty seconds!"

Leonardo said: "24 seconds! It's 24 seconds, okay! Did you eat those four seconds?"

Martin looked at the depth of the pit and said, "Is it too shallow? It's still very hot now, and it will stink soon if you bury it. Then your whole house will smell bad."

Nicholson was too lazy to talk nonsense to these two idiots and opened a box to reveal a round, black multi-tube launcher.

 Leonardo immediately threw the shovel: "Are we ready to bomb the White House?"

"The wedding gift I prepared for someone, this is an experimental product!" Nicholson patted the multi-tube launcher: "Try it today and see how it works."

 Martin asked: “Specially made to order?”

Nicholson said: "I am heartbroken about Depp and Amber's wedding."

 Leonardo laughed: "They will definitely thank you."

Martin took out the multi-tube launcher and found that it was a bit rough. For the safety of the launch, the lower part had to be buried in the soil.

Nicholson reminded: "Be careful, don't blow up my house."

 Martin buried a lot of multi-tube launchers: "This thing won't work. It will be useless after being fired twice."

Nicholson said: "The metal one is being worked on, but it's not ready yet, in time for Depp and Amber's wedding."

 Leonardo checked the instructions for use and loaded the ammunition into the launcher.

Nicholson reminded again: "You idiot, don't pretend to be the opposite and blow the three of us up to the sky."

 Martin also came over to help and asked: "What kind of fireworks? Don't send them out in advance. Without the surprise, how can we congratulate Depp? Are they worthy of his carefully prepared wedding!"

 “Don't worry, we've got a surprise for you.” After seeing the bullet loaded, Nicholson checked it carefully again.

This is his home, and he doesn't want fireworks to fly everywhere and turn his home into a garbage dump.

 Martin and Leonardo were uneasy about Nicholson and stayed away from him.

Nicholson pulled a wire to a switch and, like a demolition man, tugged at the wire and caught up with the two men.

 Then he pressed the red button.

 Bang bang bang—

Smoke emitted from the multi-tube launcher, and sparks with flaming tails rushed into the sky and exploded with a bang.

 The blooming fireworks are like bright scrolls, unfolding in the sky and intertwining into three huge shining heads.

The taller one in the center can be vaguely distinguished. He is wearing glasses and combing his hair. He is clearly Nicholson.

 The two guardians on the left and right are Leonardo and Martin.

After the heads of the three of them stayed in the sky for a short time, another multi-tube launcher made a bang bang bang sound, and a stream of flame tail sparks rushed into the sky again.

 The sparks exploded again and a line of words was drawn.

 “The **** trio are eternal gods!”

At this moment, Martin and Leonardo finally stopped mocking Nicholson. When the fireworks cleared, Nicholson asked, "How was it?"

 Martin gave him a thumbs up: "As expected of our boss."

Just as Leonardo was about to speak, the amplified sound of an electronic loudspeaker came from the wall next door.

“Jack Nicholson, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Martin Davis, if you three **** shoot fireworks at my house, I will throw **** at you!”

Warren Beatty's voice was a bit hysterical: “I will go over and kill you with my own hands!”

 Leonardo patted Nicholson on the shoulder: "Look, what a disaster you have caused to Warren Beatty."

Martin said: "He was going crazy."

Nicholson raised his voice and shouted to Warren Beatty: "You can watch the fireworks for free. Do you have any objections?"

  Warren Beatty shouted: "Marlon has been waiting for you and butter!"

The other party had an electric horn, but Nicholson did not. He was too lazy to argue anymore and called Martin and Leonardo back to the villa.

 When she came to the study room, Lorraine had already hung up a map.

 She said: "Are you going to mess with someone again?"

“It's fun to mess with people.” Leonardo said, “Is it possible that the three of us are messing with each other?”

 Martin looked at it and found that it was a map of the sea.

“After finding out the exact time and place of Depp's marriage, I quickly formulated a battle plan!” Nicholson came to the map and, like a battle commander, slapped the location of a small island on the sea map.

He took a few hard shots: "In order to avoid media interference, Depp held the wedding on this small island west of Santa Monica. He only invited less than 100 relatives and friends from both sides of the wedding party to attend the wedding."

 Leonardo asked: "No invitation was sent to us? Amber Heard didn't invite us to her bachelorette party?"

Nicholson sarcastically said: "You have such strong tastes! You are not afraid that when you are doing something, she suddenly..."

 Martin answered: "Leo is not afraid, because he only needs more than twenty seconds."

 Leonardo pointed at the two bastards: "I'm going to stuff you into the firework launcher!"

Lorraine saw that there would be no result in the discussion until tomorrow morning. She slammed the table hard and said, "Hey! Hey! We are discussing a very serious battle plan. Can you be more serious?"

 The three **** all shut their mouths.

Nicholson continued to serve as the commander-in-chief of the campaign: "Although Johnny Depp and Amber Heard did not invite us, as their beloved relatives and friends, we must send a special gift that Depp will remember for his whole life. ”

 Martin rolled up his sleeves: "You are the boss, give the order."

Nicholson pointed to the sea map: "The wedding is on a small island. We can't land on the island rashly. Moreover, the wedding time is on Depp's favorite night. It is inconvenient to use a small plane, so we choose a yacht for transportation."

He looked at Leonardo: "You have been in Los Angeles for many years. Find someone who can't trace you and rent a yacht that is fast enough. It doesn't need to be too big. Twenty meters is enough."

 Leonardo nodded: “Put it on me.”

Nicholson said to Martin again: "The multi-unit fireworks launcher is left to you."

Martin said: "No problem!" He sighed: "I thought Depp would choose a manor for the wedding, so we can get a big pickup truck and install a multi-tube launcher on the back of the truck, and wait until Depp's wedding takes place When you hit it, just bang it!"

Nicolson said: "You can also have a blast on the boat!"

Leonardo added: "We still need to prepare a few single-tube ones. We haven't launched them for a long time. Let's have a lot of fun this time."

“Don't worry, everything is ready.” Nicholson looked at Lorraine again: “Bring your camera equipment and be responsible for shooting and selling the news videos and pictures as expenses for this battle.”

Lorraine fell from being a rich second-generation star to becoming a paparazzi photographer. Not only did she not feel that her quality had declined, but she was also very enthusiastic: "I have updated the equipment, and there will be no problem shooting distant views at night."

Nicholson clapped his hands and waited for everyone present to look at him, then said: "Now let me talk about discipline. This is a secret operation. No one is allowed to leak it to the outside world. You must put on makeup on the day of the operation and must not reveal your identity. Do you understand? ?”

Three lazy voices replied in confusion: "I understand."

Commander-in-chief Nicholson shook his head. The quality of the soldiers was really poor and the operation was at risk of failure. He emphasized: "I have seen too many poisonous insects like Depp. Such people want to be in good spirits at weddings. They will definitely have enough fun beforehand, and once they are stimulated, their emotions will skyrocket.”

 The wedding of Depp and Amber is about to begin. As beloved relatives and friends, if you want to give a gift that will be unforgettable for a lifetime, you must be fully prepared.

 In the next two days, Leonardo had someone rent a yacht, and Nicholson's customized fireworks were put in place.

  Martin and Bruce, who had put on makeup, installed the multiple firework launchers on the deck of the yacht, and put the individual launch tubes into the cabin.

Lorraine went to the Griffith Observatory for two consecutive nights to practice shooting the night scenes of Los Angeles so that she could take clearer news videos and photos.

  Nicholson, the commander-in-chief, is naturally the central liaison.

On the day of Depp's wedding, the sky had just darkened. Several Korean brand cars arrived at the Santa Monica Yacht Club. People in black clothes boarded a small offshore yacht and rode in the night towards a boat not far from the coastline. Drive away from the island.

Nicholson has extensive experience in sailing yachts and is at the helm himself.

 While still far away, Martin saw the brilliant lights over the island through the telescope.

 (End of this chapter)

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