Chapter 308: Working professionally for forty years
These three bad guys are used to hanging out together.
In life, making money is for enjoyment, and making fun is also a kind of enjoyment.
Nicholson stared at Martin.
"Jack, I admit that Leo and I set off the firecrackers." When the storm was at its strongest, Martin's rudder kept turning: "Originally, we just wanted to set off a firecracker from a distance as a gift for you."
He had already found the reason: "You said that you fell in love with Meryl in 1981. This is to celebrate that you and Meryl... became silver lovers."
Leonardo wanted to laugh, but held it back: "Yes! A silver love gift for you."
How could Nicholson believe these two bastards: "Keep writing, and I will help you get into the Writers Guild later and win the best screenwriter."
"I swear, we are definitely giving you a gift." Martin said this with a clear conscience, because it was really a gift, and then continued to make up: "It's just that when we got there, we found those two rotten Bale and Blanchett. People! Do you know what they are doing?"
He heard what Saoirse said: "Those two shameless people actually followed you and peeped behind you, watched you secretly, and then had **** together!"
There is no trace of Leonardo acting this time: "A young actor named Saoirse on the Atonement crew discovered it, and she told us. Jack, you can go to the crew and ask her."
Martin continued: "How could we allow those two **** to do such a dirty thing? You are the boss of the trio. If we want to do it, we will do it to you. How could it not be the turn of those two bastards, so we fired at them?" !”
Leonardo tried his best not to use three consecutive moves: "Martin and I are here to protect you!"
Of course Nicholson wouldn't believe it: "And then you bombard me? Very good, just wait. As your boss, I will definitely give you a big gift."
Martin smiled: “I don't have to be so polite.”
Leonardo said: "You'd better keep it for yourself."
Nicolson was thinking about something else. It was very interesting that these two **** could bombard the woods or shoot them into the sky and explode in mid-air.
He sat on the sofa and crossed his legs: "Hand over your weapons and I will believe you."
Martin deliberately pretended to be embarrassed: "This is our homemade secret weapon..."
Nicolson said: "I'm going to contact the reporter from The Sun."
Martin spoke without hesitation: "You are the boss, I will listen to you."
Leonardo, a bad guy, secretly gave Martin a wink.
Martin understood and nodded slightly.
Nicholson urged: "Quickly, take it out!"
Martin took out his cell phone and called Lao Bu.
Not long after, Bruce delivered two black cloth bags into the room.
Martin unzipped the bag containing the two kickers, and Leonardo took out the handmade mortar and put it on his shoulder.
Nicholson, well informed, picked up a two-kicker and said, "These are the special firecrackers that are often set off in Chinatown festivals."
He looked at the steel pipe again and couldn't help but nod: "Who came up with the idea of using the steel pipe to control the direction after launch? What a bad person!"
Leonardo immediately betrayed Martin and pointed in his direction.
Martin reminded Nicholson: "If you like to smoke cigars, don't put them together with the cigars. If you put them in the wrong mouth, they will be gone."
He specifically emphasized: "No matter what you do, it is your personal behavior and cannot be said to be related to Leo and me."
Nicholson assured: "When did old Jack ever betray a brother?"
Leonardo said deliberately: "There are more people on the other side of the pine forest at night. You can play if you want, but don't go and fire cannons there..."
These words reminded Nicholson, and he waved his hand: "As agreed, the things belong to me, and you don't have to worry about the rest."
Martin and Leonardo exchanged a look, and the former said: "Be safe, old Jack, if you want to have fun, you'd better find a loader."
Nicholson nodded: "I understand."
He picked up his bag, left the room, and returned to his suite. The seriousness on his face disappeared, and he laughed happily looking at the two bags.
Hold the steel pipe on his shoulders, Nicholson inserted it into a double kick and made a gesture of aiming and firing.
But there was no ignition, which made me very unhappy. I could only imagine it out of thin air.
As we all know, there is a huge difference between wanting to play a game like firing a gun and actually doing it.
Nicholson wanted to actually fire a few shots, and the loader was easy to find. As a senior troublemaker, he took out his mobile phone and dialed the number of his old partner with whom he had been working together for 25 years: "Meryl, come to my room. Good stuff for you to see!”
Meryl was very dissatisfied in the afternoon: "What good thing? Just your crappy thing? It's as soft as a slug."
Having said that, Meryl went to Nicholson's room anyway.
In another room, Leonardo asked: "Do you think Jack will go there at night?"
Martin asked: “If it were you, would you go?”
Leonardo started from his own point of view: "How can you resist such a fun thing?" He laughed: "With Jack having been doing bad things for forty years, it is impossible to let go of this opportunity."
Martin was very worried about Nicholson's safety: "Old Jack was caught, wouldn't he be beaten to death?"
Leonardo said: "Probably not. His face is very iconic. He would have been beaten half to death at most."
It was just a joke, and Nicholson couldn't really fall into the pit. Martin thought for a while and called Bruce to ask him to pay attention to Nicholson's movements.
As dinner approached, Kate Winslet called and wanted to talk to Martin about rehearsals. Martin thought for a while and said, "Let's wait until tomorrow. I have to go out tonight and I may be a little late when I get back."
There was no filming of Martin's scenes in the past two days. Kate said, "Okay, I'll contact you after get off work tomorrow."
On the car back from Pinewood Studios, Kate put down her cell phone. Because the filming of those scenes did not go well, the crew had to temporarily change the plan and shoot separate scenes first to allow enough time for the two actors to rehearse.
That kind of play is not easy to rehearse.
Kate is a mature actor and has no psychological barriers to this. She has even considered the methods used by some people in the Hollywood circle.
This film is very important to her. In order to win the Oscar for Best Actress, which she longs for, the scale is also the largest since she started to film.
For the sake of art, it is normal to sacrifice something.
Looking at the past, except for those Shui Hou who were forced to come out, all others have made breakthrough performances.
Kate knows very well that if she wants to win more votes from judges when competing for awards in the future, public relations is the key, but breakthroughs are the foundation.
After returning to the hotel where she stayed, she went to her room to rest for a while and decided to talk to her husband, Sam Mendes, the director of this project.
As the heroine, initiator and producer of the project, Kate intends to take the initiative.
It was getting dark, and Martin received a notification from Bruce. Nicholson drove himself, took Meryl and left the hotel together, and turned on the road to Pinewood Studios.
Leonardo said: "Let's go and see a good show!"
Today is not too hot, and the wind is a bit cool after the sun goes down. Martin took out two hoodies and threw one to Leonardo. He corrected him as he walked: "We are not going to watch a good show, we are going to protect our brothers."
Leonardo put on his clothes and said: "Man, you are such a good person! No, we are really good people, and the royal family should award us honors."
The two of them went downstairs. Lao Bu was already waiting in his car downstairs. He got in the car and went straight to Pinewood Studios.
Martin asked: "It's so late, are there still many people in the studio?"
Bruce has learned about the situation: "There are quite a few crews filming night scenes tonight, and the crew of "Harry Potter" has been filming night scenes recently."
Arriving at the entrance of the studio, the three of them saw the car driven by Nicholson, and immediately entered the studio to take a battery car and went straight to the pine forest.
Songlin Studios was built decades ago, and many of the equipment are old. The street lights near Pine Forest are somewhat damaged, and the ones that are not broken still shine with a feeble yellow light.
Nicholson appeared from behind a pine tree, picked up the steel pipe, and said, "Be careful, don't click the wrong button."
Meryl lit the two kickers and stuffed them into the steel pipe. After a muffled bang, there was an explosion in the air, and colorful smoke exploded!
"Ha ha…"
Nicholson shouted excitedly: "Interesting! Hurry, reload the cannon!"
Meryl is calm and ladylike in person, but like all actors, she is completely different behind the scenes, especially when she is with Nicholson.
She loaded the cannonballs in her hands and shouted: "Fire! Blow up all those shameless sluts!"
Compared to Martin and Leonardo, these two fired randomly and exploded everywhere.
Amidst the ear-piercing screams, a pair of young men and women ran out from dozens of meters away and rushed toward the light.
Nicolson, a shameless old man, called people by name while firing cannonballs, so as not to embarrass the other person: "Look, look who these are, Hermione and Malfoy!"
Meryl was excited, and the depression she felt during the day was released all at once, as if she was having an orgasm: "Keep going, keep going! Don't stop!"
Huge clouds of red mist suddenly exploded above and inside the pitch-black pine forest.
Even though Martin and Leonardo had messed around in the afternoon, there were still a lot of people tonight, and the figures kept swaying in the moonlight.
Suddenly, someone shouted: "The troublemaker is there! Hey, don't run away, let's go up and **** him together!"
“Fuck him!” Sixty-seven black figures ran towards this side from a distance.
Nicholson is old and knows not to be harsh, so he immediately calls out to Meryl: "Run!"
The two men turned around and ran away.
The electric car was parked not far away. Nicholson got on the car, watched Meryl sit down, and stepped on the accelerator to the bottom.
As soon as he ran less than a hundred meters away, three cars caught up with him.
Then, more cars followed.
For a time, everything in the northern part of the studio was in chaos.
Martin and Leonardo put on their hoods and drove into the pursuing vehicles, shouting and joining in the fun.
"There are two of them!" the young and energetic Malfoy shouted in the car in front: "Stop them! Stop those two **** and beat them until their parents don't recognize them!"
Leonardo shouted at the top of his lungs: "Break their legs!"
Martin changed to a British accent: "The man broke his third leg, and the woman played the beans until she went crazy!"
The battery car at the front reached the brightly lit place. Malfoy shouted in surprise: "Jack Nicholson! Meryl Streep! Fuck, how could it be them!"
His name was called out, and Nicholson ran faster.
Martin and Leonardo laughed, The Sun will be sold out tomorrow.
(End of this chapter)
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