Chapter 666 Shockingly Stinky Ghosts and Gods
“Stop, this is over, rest for ten minutes.”
The studio lights were turned on. Ridley Scott took off his reading glasses, stood up and moved his body a little while shouting: "The prop team is preparing the potatoes."
Martin came to the rest area, took the sippy cup from Bruce, took a sip of water, and asked, "Have the photos of Lorraine been sold?"
"Twenty thousand dollars, news involving Depp is very valuable." Bruce took a copy of "American Rumors" and handed it to Martin: "It's on the front page."
The front page headline of this newspaper is the clearest photo taken by Lorraine.
Martin glanced at it, this horse riding is a tasteful photo!
Bruce said: "What kind of vision does Depp have to find such a perverted girlfriend? The most exaggerated thing is that he proposed to her."
Martin recalled the super **** dramas in his previous life and said: "Depp is not an ordinary person."
This pair once performed a real-life version of a frame and a dog.
Bruce took the newspaper handed by Martin and said: "It is indeed unusual. With such a special girlfriend, isn't Depp afraid that she will **** on his sheets?"
Martin asked deliberately: "Jody has done something similar?"
"Don't mention her!" Bruce felt like he was being dominated by pelvic pain: "She's getting more and more extreme, and she actually wants to propose to me!"
Martin gave a thumbs up and praised: "This shows that you are charming enough, Old Bu."
Bruce shook his head: "Marriage is impossible."
Martin is also not a good thing: "Yeah, you can't give up on the Kardashians."
Ridley's assistant came over at this time, handed Martin a new shooting schedule, and said: "Starting next week, the crew will go to the wilderness area in southwestern California to shoot outdoor scenes, which will take about one week to ten days. Please Please coordinate here."
Martin glanced through it briefly and said, "I have no problem here."
The assistant went out to make a call again. Currently, Martin is the only actor in the scenes being filmed, but starting from the location shooting, other actors, including Jessica Chastain, will gradually join the filming.
After a short break, the crew resumed filming. Martin finished planting potatoes and ate them, full of optimism.
At the same time, the photos of Depp's new girlfriend published in "American Rumors" caused an uproar across the United States. No one expected that a Hollywood actress could do such a vulgar thing in public.
This is the first time in the nearly century-old history of Hollywood.
However, Amber Heard's name instantly spread across the United States, and the tasteful photo spread all over the world along the Internet.
Even though North American movie fans have never interfered with celebrities' personal lives, a large number of Depp fans still gathered outside the Disney Studio to ask Depp to kick out Amber Heard.
There is overwhelming public opinion on the Internet.
“This disgusting woman is not worthy of our captain!”
“Tell her to get lost!”
“I can't imagine that if Depp married her, she would be in his yard...”
But Johnny Depp never takes the ordinary route. The captain is always a crazy captain. With normal thinking, one would never imagine what Depp would do.
Just when public opinion was at its most noisy, Depp booked the entire open-air studio at Disney Studios and asked a professional company to make emergency arrangements to propose to Amber Heard.
The news quickly reached Martin's ears, and Martin immediately called Leonardo and Nicholson. Unfortunately, the former went to New York to film "The Wolf of Wall Street", and only Nicholson rushed over.
When I got off work today, not many people in the entire Disney Studio left. Instead, they gathered in the open-air studio.
Martin and Nicholson, as well as most of the crew of "The Martian" came over.
The idea of eating melons and watching the excitement is common all over the world.
Especially tonight's heroine, who did something shocking and disgusting in the studio a few days ago.
Jerry Bruckheimer is an experienced veteran producer. He selected the location early and asked the film crew to set up the camera and prepare to capture Depp's proposal for the promotion and marketing of "The Lone Ranger".
The sky turned dark, the lights were turned on, and the whole place exuded a romantic atmosphere.
Amber Heard was pushed to the center of the venue by a group of Depp's followers.
Wearing a suit and a gentleman's hat, Depp walked over slowly.
Martin stood on a high platform in the open-air studio and said: "The princess and the prince will live happily together from now on."
Nicholson said: "Two people like this will envy the dead when they are good, and they can blow up the earth when they are bad. "
Martin was curious: "How do you understand it so well?"
Nicholson said coldly: "Because I have had a similar experience."
“Yes!” Martin nodded slowly: “You were even more of a **** than Depp when you were young.”
Lorraine hurried over and saw Depp kneeling on one knee in front of Amber Heard and said, "It's so romantic."
Nicholson stretched out his hand: "Did you bring the things?"
Lorraine opened the black handbag she was carrying, took out an electronic loudspeaker, and handed it to her father.
Nicholson turned on the switch, raised the electronic loudspeaker, raised his voice, and shouted: "Shit, come on! Shit, come on..." At this moment, the whole place was silent, and hundreds of people looked in this direction at the same time. of high platform.
Even Martin's shamelessness couldn't stand it. The moment Nicholson raised the loudspeaker, he shouted that Lorraine was defeated.
In this supposedly extremely romantic moment, the only thing left in the audience was Nicholson's shout.
“Shit, come on!”
The old **** shouted while waving his arms, gesturing for the people around him to shout along with him.
The onlookers never thought it was a big deal, and one after another people started shouting along with them.
Soon, the shouts in the open-air studio were uniform.
“Shit, come on!”
Amber Heard looked very ugly, and when she was about to turn around and leave, Depp reached out and grabbed him.
This super lover, the biggest love brain in Hollywood, said affectionately: "No matter what others say or do, I will marry you, I will definitely marry you!"
At this moment, Amber was really moved and said, "I did such a shameful thing."
Depp's brain circuit is different from ordinary people, and he said loudly: "Even if you **** on my bed, I will still marry you!"
He grabbed Amber's hand and took out an extrlarge pigeon egg: "Marry me!"
Under the light, the huge dove eggs sparkled. Amber was dazzled, and she was really moved. She nodded slowly: "I do."
Depp's friends lit fireworks to create atmosphere.
But no matter how you do it, it can't compare to the super romance led by Nicholson.
Nicholson led hundreds of people in the audience to send out a roar of blessings, leaving a strange romantic atmosphere floating above the set.
Depp and Amber are gone.
The real host left, and the spectators gradually dispersed.
Nicholson handed the electronic loudspeaker to Lorraine, looking like he was still not satisfied. As he walked, he said to Martin: "I didn't expect that they can withstand pressure so well. They even proposed marriage amidst the shouts of the audience. ”
Martin gave him a thumbs up: "I didn't expect you to make such a big splash."
Nicholson patted Martin on the shoulder: "As a veteran in the industry and a leading actor, I am doing good things and saving Johnny Depp. That woman must have mental problems, and she cannot escape me. Eye!"
It's easier to spot a **** from a bastard, so Martin trusted Nicholson's vision.
But Nicholson's words to save Depp are pure nonsense.
This old **** really wants to see Depp having fun.
Martin thought about it and said: "Why do I think you are setting up a trap for others? Now Depp is obsessed with Amber Heard and is a super love brain, but when the passion fades, he thinks about this scene, what will it be?" Feel?"
Nicholson said: "I will help him say goodbye and come on!"
He spoke earnestly: "Originally, Leo and I were going to shout this for you, but it has been so long and there has never been a chance. Elizabeth is also a good girl, and we are familiar with her. Even if you break up, this is what I said to you." Leo couldn't shout anymore and could only give it to Depp for free.”
Martin said: "Someday I will find someone to find an opportunity to tell Depp and ask him to come over to thank you."
A tall and thin man caught up behind him and said, "Jack, wait!"
Martin and Nicholson turned around and discovered it was Jerry Bruckheimer.
Jerry nodded to Martin and said to Nicholson: "You still love to fool around."
Nicholson, who is much older than him, laughed and said: "I am older, and it is not easy to find fun."
Jerry pointed to the open-air studio: "Originally, Depp's proposal was a very good publicity and marketing material. If you take the lead in making noise like this, everything I filmed will be useless. If you send it out, it will only make Depp a national laughing stock."
Nicholson said: "I'm trying to prevent you from falling into a bigger pit."
Jerry spread his hands helplessly, and left quickly without saying anything.
The further out Martin and Nicholson went, the fewer people there became.
Not long after, Bruce drove a battery car and parked beside them.
Getting in the car, Lorraine said: "It's a pity that it's not exclusive. Today's news can't be sold at a high price."
Bruce said: "Telling you top secret news, Ryan Reynolds and Abby Cornish are living together quietly. It will be made public soon. You can take pictures of them and sell them before Warner makes it public. Now " "Green Lantern" is heavily promoted."
Lorraine said: "I'm going to stay on guard tonight!"
“Green Lantern,” which Warner and DC invested heavily in, will be released soon.” Martin remembered that the film was scheduled to be released in mid-June: “I don't know if it will be a box office hit!”
Nicholson suddenly laughed: "I watched the trailer. Based on my decades of experience in the industry, that film is more likely to be a hit on the street. The CG is indeed gorgeous, but it is too gorgeous!"
Martin echoed: “I believe in your vision!”
Bruce interjected at this time: "Thomas called just now and told the news that Bryan Singer, the director of "Jack the Giant Slayer", is hospitalized."
(End of this chapter)
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