"Zhang Jian, thanks for the concern, but we're alright."
The Misc Task Manager and the Secretary crawled out from the already fallen file-cabinets; they had some blood dripping from the edge of their lips, and their stomach also........seemed like it had some open holes on it?
"Are you really sure that you guys are fine?"
"We're fine, right now we are extremely energeti-URRRKK!!!"
The secretary suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood.
If this is considered fine, then if just now I were to have my head spliced off by Ma Qing Xue using an electric chainsaw, would it be considered a light injury then?
"I could go play a match of basketball right now!"
To demostrate that he's "fine", the Misc Task Manager jumped about on the spot a few times, and even did a posture of throwing the basketball.
PA JII!
Something that needed to be censored dropped out from his stomach.....
"Bro! Your kidney! Your kidney had dropped!!"
"Ah...I'll be fine after I pick it up and stuff it inside back, it often happens, so don't worry about it, just get used to it."
How do you expect me to get used to this sort of things? Drop my kidney a few times too?
After a short moment, the Prez woke up, and the Vice Prez came up from downstairs thereafter.
"Looks like everyone weren't in their best of condition.......I'm really sorry about this, to compensate everyone, I've decided to invite all of you to my family's private beach to recuperate!"
The Prez ignored herself being in a rather unsightly status right now and stood up first to apologize to everyone, and as for this compensation, for me to be honest, it's something that I should really consider on taking it.
"It's nothing really, Presi.....URRRKK!!"
The secretary once again spat out a mouthful of blood.
"Mm, this is just a tiny tiny mishap only~"
PA JII......
The Misc Task Manager waved his hands to show his graciousness, but......bro, did you know that your kidney had fallen out again?
"I'm really thankful for all of your understanding...I plan to just place the compensation into the trip together this time, so other than the members of the Student Council, the Five Human Trashes must come along as well, and also, Zhang Jian being the hero this time can also bring an outsider along too."
The Prez glanced towards Amelia who was sitting aside and apologetically lowered her head as she gently smiled towards her.
"Prez, when will we depart!"
Ma Qing Xue was already jumping around with excitement....
"Tomorrow then, I'll just need a short moment to settle the various issues about the curriculum lessons."
As expected of the central of authoritative power within the school, this is a blatant misuse of power!
"Alright, Prez, since I and Misc Task Manager still have something on, we'll first go right ahead....."
The secretary and the Misc Task Manager supported each other by their shoulders as they walked out of the meeting room, leaving a long bloody trail of footsteps behind.
I somehow had the feeling that the meeting room had become a murder crime scene...
"Hey!! Misc Task Manager, your kidney!!"
He actually forgot something that important!
"Thanks a lot."
He bowed in thankful appreciation towards me after he stashed back his kidney inside his body, but unexpectedly another kidney of his fell out again.
"Hehee....the floor's a little dirty, I'll stuff it back in after washing it...."
I daresay that no-one else actually knew that, the Misc Task Manager and the secretary are actually not normal people at all......
Thinking carefully, can normal people really be up to the task of working at Su Hua's Student Council? It wouldn't be quite enough even if you had a few extra lives.....although the benefits are not bad in retrospect.
"All right, dismissed! Everyone remember to gather at the park tomorrow 8 'o clock in the morning, afterwards you can decide if you want to attend school or go onwards home at your leisure."
"I think I'll go attend school, if I can't pass my exams it would be quite problematic for me......"
"Zhang Jian, don't worry about this problem, I guarantee that you will pass!"
"Alright...then I'll head on back first..."
"Zhang Jian~ your face looked to be rather worn out~ do you need me to help take care of you for awhile?"
Ma Qing Xue took out a piece of pinkish red handkerchief that emanated a scent of flowers and wiped off the sweat on my forehead.
"No need for that, I'm just a little tired, it'll be fine after I had some rest at home.."
After bading farewell to them, I proceeded onwards to home by myself. I had suffered too much scares today already, which caused my mentality to be slightly deteriorated.
"Jian ge! Time for dinner! time for dinner!"
The door erupted sounds of Pi Pi Pa Pa knockings onto it, so it's already time for dinner, huh....
I glanced at the clock hanging onto the wall; although I've slept for three plus hours already, but it felt that I've merely just slept for a few minutes only.
"Xiao Ling, good evening~"
"Jian ge, what happened..you looked to be rather unenergetic, was it someone who bullied you? I'll get my men to drown that person into the ocean!"
"Don't you think that's too cruel already...."
"It's fine if I lit up the lantern too!"
"Small children shouldn't just anyhow take out the [Qing Dynasty Top Ten Torture Methods] to use!"
"In my options also had the middle ages eastern torture methods too~"
Looks like Xiao Ling didn't truly understand what I was trying to convey....
"All right, don't say this any more, I'm a little tired, let's just go have dinner first, after an early dinner I'll go back to continue my rest then."
While we were having our dinner, Xiao Ling raised a question towards me.
"Jian ge, where do you suggest that we go to play during this weekend, the theme park? Mountain-climbing? Hot spring? The beach?"
I'd just remembered, there's still the promise towards Xiao Ling, huh.....where should we go?
Oh, right! The beach, since the Prez's reward also allowed me to bring someone else with me too, so I might as well take Xiao Ling along with me.
"To the beach then, I'll bring you to the beach tomorrow."
"Wahh~Jian ge is so impatient about this, it can't be because Jian ge wants to do some heart-wrenching things towards me in a deserted beach and sinking me into the ocean thereafter? Jian ge, not bad! I admire your guts."
What's there to be admiring about.....
"Well then that's it then, I'm too tired for today, so could you please wash the dishes for tonight..."
"Mm, oh right, Jian ge, is it just us only for tomorrow?"
"No....there are other people too....."
"Then I'm not going anymore, let's go out during the weekends instead."
"Can't you be less fickle-minded? You also knew these people too, they are the Student Council and the Five Human Trashes.
"Eyyy.....looks like I had no choice but to go already, just for Jian ge not to be seduced by others, I'll have to fulfill my duties of being a responsible wife!"
After Xiao Ling had finished saying, she went on to pack her luggage bag already; looks like she's rather excited for tomorrow's excursion too. As expected of being a small child, although sometimes her harsh words doesn't really reflect her intentions...
"Pistol, AK, hand grenade, C4, rocket launcher, landmines, six-barreled rapid machine gun, sniper rifle, missile launcher, tank-drop indicator, electromagnetic beam gun target indicator..............."
"OK, I've brought everything along! This will definitely be the perfect vacation!"
"..........."
What did I hear? I'm absolutely, definitely must-finitely have heard wrong, mm, that's right, I've heard wrong!
"Say it once again, what have you brought along? I think I didn't quite catch what you had just said.."
"Jian ge your ears were really grown backwards! What I brought were pistols, AK........................."
I've reconfirmed it once again, yep, I didn't hear wrongly earlier.
"Xiao Ling, are you planning on going to enjoy a vacation or are you planning to fight a war!"
"Vacation~"
"Alright, let's not talk about that subject first, the few stuffs in front I'll refrain from saying anything, but what are those kinds of stuff at the rear? Don't tell me your planning to devastate the entire beach! Huuh?!"
"I can't bring those?"
"Ab~so~lu~te~ly~not!!"
"Jian ge is so petty-minded, looks like I'll have to only bring my machete then."
-ch 27 done-
(2851 words to tl)
Footnotes:
Jiang Tian = A handsome guy that the Vice Prez caught flirting around with our MC. He is a homosexual.
lit up the lantern = a torture method, by cruxifying someone then lighting then up. It's aptly named as it resembled lighting up a lantern.
Qing Dynasty = a period from ancient China
Chapter end
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