[Online Gaming] Love You 59 Seconds Chapter 10

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Wu Han Ying read Mo Shan Xi's words and suddenly remembered that Love You 59 Seconds was also a Wudang; he is at such a high level, obviously he can make higher level potions compared to Wu Han Ying. This was quite embarrassing and the feeling of embarrassment was growing every second.

Wu Han Ying had stopped typing and followed his teammates playing chess. Everyone in the team kept their silence, only Qiao Xiao Xiao was monologuing.

The system notified Wu Han Ying that Qiao Xiao Xiao was checking out his character's equipment and pet. This was the first time Wu Han Ying paid attention to such notification, it was followed by a few words typed by Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu next to him.

{Team}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: =.= I'm being seen

{Team}[Qiao Xiao Xiao]: Wudang GeGe is so powerful ah ~(@^_^@)~

{Team}[Qiao Xiao Xiao]: All level 7 stones, so wealthy

{Team}[Qiao Xiao Xiao]: a very unique pet, a Little Green Bird ~!

{Team}[Qiao Xiao Xiao]: Wudang GeGe, your other pets are also very adorable

{Team}[Qiao Xiao Xiao]: Give me one of your babies yeah

{Team}[Qiao Xiao Xiao]: Your two rabbits are also of a rare type

{Team}[Qiao Xiao Xiao]: I like the rabbit, give one to me, yeah~

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: =.= Mothereffing, I'm about to go crazy

Wu Han Ying felt his vision starting to get blurry from watching everyone use their basic skills, it really made his head spin like crazy. Qiao Xiao Xiao started jumping around Love You 59 Seconds with bubbles on her head, she jumped to the left and right calling him GeGe.

Love You 59 Seconds did not respond to her and it seemed as if he was not even reading them. He just kept on playing chess, right when he finished the number 38 piece he immediately ran to the west side of the board. Wu Han Ying still could not remember the move so when he saw the others running, he just followed along.

On the team channel, Qiao Xiao Xiao was still keeping up with her endless monologue, everyone shared a mutual understanding and switched to the guild channel.

{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Alright, I was wrong......

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Last time I was being invited to join a team and she was in it too and damn it, she was damn annoying

{Guild}[Mo Shan Xi]: +1

{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: ?? What happened?

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Xiang Zuo Beauty is on （﹃）We're clearing the chess tournament

{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: You've arrived?

{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: Yup, yup, come downstairs, I'm in the car. Hurry up

{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: I also brought the little dough

{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: =.=

{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Lock him up in the car, he's not allowed to be out!

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: *cry* *cry*, I'm not dead

{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Little dough?! Is it the Beauty's child???

{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: Yeah (Shy Expression)

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: !!!Shock!! Xiang Zuo Beauty has a child??!!

{Guild}[Mo Shan Xi]: ......Don't get fooled

{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: Xiao Mo

{Guild}[Mo Shan Xi]: I'm not here

{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: Hurry up and finish the tournament, little dough is hungry

{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: ......

{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: For some odd reason I smelled something fishy going on between Xiang Zuo Beauty and Lao Da...their dialogues are always so ambiguous...

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: The little dough is the child between Xiang Zuo Beauty and Lao Da!!

{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Whoa!

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: M-preg {male pregnancy - for those who are not familiar with this genre, where males are able to get pregnant like females}

{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: So cute~~

{Guild}[Mo Shan Xi]: .............science fiction {sci-fi for short}

{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: ................................................

{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Xiao Xiao! Rebuff Xiao Wu's HP!!

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Eh eh eh eh!! Xiao Wu, how is that possible! You have no more blood left

{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: TvT

{Guild}[Mo Shan Xi]: Died...

Wu Han Ying felt a nerve twitching in his temple, Qiao Xiao Xiao was talking for a long time but since no one paid attention to her she suddenly left the team to exit the tournament, only five people were left on the team. When Xiang Zuo Kan suddenly appeared on the guild channel, Xiao Xiao Xiao and Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu got all excited like they were injected with chicken blood* {Translator Input: a Chinese medicinal practice, where the people actually get real chicken blood injected into their body, with the belief it will give them super strength >.> the practice is still legal nowadays, but the chicken blood is no longer the raw blood, it must be processed before being used; of course it must be medically approved}, the two of them started to talk non-stop. They both stopped paying any heed to the chess tournament as they both stood still at the same spot.

Little Wudang followed Mo Shan Xi and Love You 59 Seconds, the three of them were fighting the chess pieces, but the chess pieces spawning rate was pretty fast. When they got to the 193rd piece, Little Wudang suddenly could not move.

Wu Han Ying looked at the silent black screen, it did not take a genius to know that he was lagging again. He patiently waited for half a minute, finally his character was able to move again, but when he looked at the screen he was standing right next to the black chess piece...along with two Hikaru spirits...

Little Wudang's blood bar was really low and the Hikaru souls' level was way higher than his characters. He did not have a chance to run away when the screen suddenly turned gray, he was dead...

Xiao Xiao Xiao revived him, a level 117 Emei was able to fill up his blood bar with just one skill. The rest of the team did not wait for Wu Han Ying to be revived before the other side had already finished the 200th piece. By the time they finished Little Wudang still could not move.

{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Xiao Wu, stand there and don't come here

{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: O

{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: I have already said it, when Xiao Xiao is on your team, it's not strange to see one or two people die

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: ......Little Bangzhu, I was wrong TvT

{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: It's because my school internet lags

Wu Han Ying watched as his four other teammates confronting the small Boss, he did not dare to go over to help. What if he accidentally got killed by the Boss? Then it would be troublesome to revive and rebuff him, so he just honestly stood on the side and watched.

Wu Han Ying had nothing to do, so he just stood in the safety zone and clicked on each avatar on the right side of the screen, buffing each of his teammates with Leverage to increase the player's attacks.

Xiao Xiao Xiao and Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu did not dare to chit chat this time, one by one they were focusing on throwing skills at the Boss. Little Wudang had not finished buffing each member with his party skill set when the Boss had already fallen onto the ground.

{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: I need to go eat, 88 {bye bye}

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Little Bangzhu *waving* ~~

{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Bye Bye

{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: Lao Da, hurry and come down! At the cafeteria entrance

{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Ok

{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: I'll also get off, will be on in the afternoon

{Guild}[Mo Shan Xi]: No one is here?

Wu Han Ying looked at the guild channel and then moved his Little Wudang to go to Jiange to go fishing. He put on a thick coat and grabbed some money to take with him, he intending to order takeout for his lunch.

Wu Han Ying locked the door, every time that he left the dorm there was one thing that made him dread when he was coming back, it is walking up the stairs since his room is on the sixth floor. Each time he would come back from a meal he had to climb up those stairs and there are a total 24 stairs to each floor, going from the first floor to the sixth is a total of 120 stairs...he had been crawling up those stairs for three semesters, he still could not get used to it.

After going down to the second floor, Wu Han Ying looked up and immediately saw a person wearing a beige color trench coat walk out. He slowed down his pace and let the other person go first, while he was walking he took a careful look at the person in front of him, it turned out to be the ancient Chinese literature teacher, Professor Xia. After thinking about it, he remembered that there are some teachers who are actually staying in the second floor of the student dormitory.

Xia Chen was wearing a beige knee-length trench coat with a cell phone in his hand, he did not see Wu Han Ying. While he was talking on the phone facial expression was one of extreme frustration towards whatever he was discussing.

"Don't take him out! ...Let him stay in the car."

Wu Han Ying walked behind him and even though Xia Chen's voice in front was not very loud, it was very clear.

Getting to the first floor, Wu Han Ying looked up and saw that it was now snowing outside. The hall's floor was all wet, a surge of cold air was blowing in through the opening of the curtain at the door and a few snowflakes were getting through the opening, it made one shivering from the chill.

Xia Chen put the phone back in his pocket and lifted up the curtain to walk out; he subconsciously looked back and saw Wu Han Ying walking out. His hand stopped in midair while waiting for Wu Han Ying to go through before dropping the curtain down.

Wu Han Ying did not intend to be face to face with Xia Chen, but now it seemed impolite to not say something so, "...Thank you, Professor Xia."

Xia Chen did not even say a word; he just looked at him and then left.

The corner of Wu Han Ying's mouth twitched, it was better to not start a conversation with such a person he thought. So he cast down his eyes and started to walk forward, right after he had taken the two steps needed to reach the last stair at the door, he noticed a spherical object a short distance away dashing towards him.

Wu Han Ying was a bit surprised and he thought it was a snowball at first, but after taking a good look at it he realized it was actually a child. The child was so round and chubby, especially since it was wearing a white jacket with a fluffy white faux fur wrapping around the collar, it looked exactly like a snowball.

The little child was so adorable, with its big puppy dog eyes. Wu Han Ying was wondering whose child this was in his school, when the little dough stretched out its two tiny arms and poked out its head. It fluttered in front of Xia Chen's left leg, clinging onto it and then giggled "hi hi hi"; it even upturned its little face to look up at Xia Chen.

Wu Han Ying immediately turned into stone, this kid is not Professor Xia's child, right? Not that he did not believe it, it's just that...it was very unlikely. One is so god darn adorable and one is terribly horrible, they are nothing alike.

Xia Chen looked at the little dough clinging onto his leg and his face turned a black color. The little rascal also noticed his frustration which made it laugh even louder. Then it rubbed its small wet hands from playing with the snow earlier on his trousers, wiping them dry and clean.

Little dough pulled Xia Chen's pants and said in a tender voice, "Little Uncle is in front."

Wu Han Ying saw Xia Chen's face turn gloomy, he could not help but laugh. Hearing the little dough's voice made him think it sounded incredibly adorable, it was so soft and tender.

Xia Chen looked at his nephew standing in front of him and already felt a little migraine rushing through his head, the little devil, each time it successfully provoked his anger. Even if he was getting angry, it did not seem to be afraid, because it would turn around and run away. If the little dough could not find his mother he would throw his arms around his Little Uncle...to complain!

Xia Chen looked up and took a quick glance at a big tree not too far from him, a man wearing a white jacket was standing there, with hands in his pocket, his face showed great amusement at watching his (Xia Chen) ongoing suffering.

Suck it up, Xia Chen walked forward, telling himself to be patient, "Go to your Little Uncle."

"I want to go with Little Chen Chen," the little dough did not let go of its hands which were still pulling onto Xia Chen's pants while he was taking small steps along.

Wu Han Ying was following from behind when he almost tripped on his feet and nearly fell down. Little Chen Chen...the ground sure is slippery from the snow...

"Little Chen Chen walks too fast I can't keep up, you're bullying me..." Little dough's hand still held tightly on his pants, his steps became wider to catch up to the other man's pace. He had not finished that sentence when he stepped on a piece of ice and immediately lost his balance.

Wu Han Ying was right behind him so he instinctively bent down and reached out his hands to help the little dough. The little dough fell back and leaned against Wu Han Ying's legs.

"Be careful, there is ice on the ground." Wu Han Ying watched as the little dough blinked its big puppy dog eyes and stared back at him, it is a crime to be this cute.

"Thank you Da GeGe." The little dough cheerfully said, exposing a row of small white teeth.

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End of Chapter 10

Translator Note: in Chinese slang, they compare a little baby/toddler to a dough because of how snowy white and chubby they are, just like a small dough ^^ 

What a real dough looks like hehehehe

And in animation/chibi drawing, Chinese thinks of dough as something as above, so the little baby is as cute as that kekeekke (Note: my old avatar LOL)

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