[Online Gaming] Love You 59 Seconds Chapter 13

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{Guild}[Mo Shan Xi]: (Laughing Expression)

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: ......

{Guild}[Mo Shan Xi]: (Laughing Expression) Xiao Xiao is being BS {despised} by Lao Da

{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Uh, I also think so

{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Ai...actually I'm not laughing (Laughing Expression)

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: ......Lao Da (Crying Expression) why do you underestimate me like that, wu wu

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: After all I'm a level 114...

{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: ......

{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: It's a fact

{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: ......

{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: ......Uh, who wants to do the Ancient Tomb for leveling?

{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: +

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Me Me!!!

{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Take me ah ah ah ah ah!

{Guild}[Mo Shan Xi]: I go too

{Guild}[Wo Ben Chunjie]: Give me a sec, need to finish this quest

{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: +++

{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: I've to say...

{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Please allow this small subject to express my worship to Bangzhu

{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: ......

Wu Han Ying created a party and in the blink of an eye it was filled up. Six people ran to the gathering area at Yan Nan's entrance. Little Wudang was the first one to get there since she was riding on her sect's level 40 mount, the crane was paddling with its two small legs. She waited less than a minute before everyone finally got there.

Little Wudang turned on the follow the leader function and started dragging a bunch of people after his crane, they were slowly "charging" towards Yan Bei.

Wu Han Ying looked at his level 40 mount pulling the three level 80 mounts, Qian Qian Junzi and Mo Shan Xi bought theirs from the ingot store {ingot unit is where items are bought with money, in a sense, they upload money into the game to be able to go to ingot to buy things from the game store}. He did not know the name of their mounts, but after watching them he realized that their speed was much quicker than his own. It looked like they did not have to move their feet when following behind, it was quite funny watching them sway behind him.

When entering Yan Bei, Wu Han Ying's game window began to show it was all mighty when a whole black screen appeared and no response, all he could was sit there and wait. After half a minute, the screen started to show some movements. The other five did not complain when that happened they just waited and kept on chit chatting.

When Wu Han Ying finally got back from lagging, he looked at the team channel...

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Ah! That's right, we haven't taken our revenge!! =.=

{Team}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: ...right

{Team}[Mo Shan Xi]: This is what we called instinctive reflex...

{Team}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Bangzhu V5 {victory fight}

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: ...was being distracted by Sao Zi

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Go in

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: 'kay

Little Wudang led a team of people rushing into the first floor of the Ancient Tomb, after they enetered he saw the scene was a gloomy graphic design. The monsters on this floor weren't that hard to fight off, but for Little Wudang the monsters here were quite powerful! The first time he was here, he got knocked out right on the spot.

However, it was quite different this time; he had a team of powerful accounts with him...

The six of them were clearing the first floor of the Ancient Tomb. With the exception of Little Wudang, Love You 59 Seconds was the lowest level among all of them; however, he dressed himself with a full set of all level 7 stones, so it was not too difficult for him to defeat those monsters at the Ancient Tomb.

Wu Han Ying almost dozed off from watching the skills flashing everywhere on the screen. It seemed that Little Wudang did not need to get off her crane mount since Love You 59 Seconds gave her two Tian Ling Dan {EXP boost pills - 2x experience when killing monsters; limited for a certain time} and something that looked like a teapot. When Wu Han Ying clicked on it, he found out that it was an auto-pickup for items, after using it he really did not need to get off the mount at all.

Wu Han Ying clicked on follow the leader, his character's swaying body followed behind Love You 59 Seconds. As the game was going on he saw that Yan Xuan Yu {name of an item; some kind of stone} kept stocking up in his inventory.

Sitting in front of his laptop Wu Han Ying heaved out a long sigh, when he watched his teammates killing the monsters in the tomb he thought it looked like they were killing small ants...the spawning rate of the monsters was too slow for the team's attack speed.

The team channel was very lively as line after line kept pushing up in the chat box. Xiao Xiao continuously boasted that she is an Emei "nanny"! Not a malicious doctor, she only refills everyone's blood bar and does not fight off monsters. So she just followed behind and from time to time would activate a Qing Xin {lit. meaning: pure heart} skill and then she would go back to chirping happily on the team channel. She teased everyone once or twice before she finally turned her attention to Love You 59 Seconds and Xiao Wu to tease them.

Wu Han Ying looked at the team conversation as he maintained his consistent policy, to play dead! Actually, he did not see it, um, he did not see anything...

Love You 59 Seconds was not very talkative, but that did not seem to hinder everyone's excitement, they were still happily talking. Wu Han Ying's face became dark at seeing the chat box.

The first Tian Ling Dan ran out of time so Wu Han Ying organized his bag and found that it was filled up with Yan Xuan Yu. The drop rate for Yan Xuan Yu is not very rare, but for Little Wudang, they really are rare items. This item can be used to exchange for equipment, but at least 15 of these are needed to be exchanged for one piece of equipment. In other words, to save enough for a whole set is not an easy thing to do.

Yan Xuan (Xian) Yu

{Translator Input: Whole set of equipment includes: hat, gloves, top, belt, bottom, shoes. A weapon is considered as something else, since it relates to a character's attack power, it is not considered as equipment, but it is called weapon. For low levels like Wu Han Ying, killing monsters to collect equipment is not an easy task, and to kill higher level monsters to collect enough stones to exchange for one equipment is like SUPER HARD, a whole set? MISSION IMPOSSIBLE}

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Sao Zi, how many eggs do you have

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: ???

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: What do you mean eggs?

{Team}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Aiyo, Xiao Xiao you're too WS {obscene} (Shy Expression)

{Team}[Mo Shan Xi]: 54 {not dead - meaning he is still here, don't think that he is not here}

{Team}[Qian Qian Junzi]: +1

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Yan Xuan Yu

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: ............

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: *star eyes* Lao Da is so considerate, already told Sao Zi

{Team}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Yup

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: Quite a lot, but I want to exchange for a level 60 equipment set, need a few more

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: We have some unbounded ones so let's do some trading later, certainly it'll be more than enough

{Team}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Level 60? You can't wear them now

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: For keepsake, level 50 equipment looks really good, but it's a waste to not be able to wear it for very long (and then change to level 60 equipment)

{Team}[Mo Shan Xi]: ......

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Sao Zi is a very good housewife, *star eyes*

{Team}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Right right, Lao Da is very fortunate ah~

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Yup, why isn't Sao Zi a man ah

{Team}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Right Right, it would be perfect if she is a man

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Un Un, cold-face seme and wifey uke

{Team}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Un Un, really adorable

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Get level 50

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: When you are at level 60, come back here to get them (Yan Xuan Yu)

{Team}[Mo Shan Xi]: True, it won't be a bother

{Team}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Aiyo, Lao Da is so thoughtful

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Aiyo, Lao Da is so considerate +1 yay...P.S, kick Xiao Mo away

{Team}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Kick Xiao Mo away, so nosy

............

Wu Han Ying looked at Xiao Xiao and Tu Tu they were seamlessly in sync; he did not say anything but wanted to just dig a hole and hide. He did not get to see Love You 59 Seconds' words clearly because it got pushed up in the chat box.

A short while later he heard a "ding" sound, Love You 59 Seconds sent over a private chat message. He clicked on the window to read the message; they both unanimously chose to use private message...

Wu Han Ying read through the message and decided to listen to Love You 59 Seconds by getting the level 50 equipment set. Right after he sent out his reply, he minimized the window and...Little Wudang was KO'd.

Wu Han Ying's eyes got wide as the screen was covered in a gray color. Little Wudang was lying down on the ground eating mud!

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Xiao Xiao, revive!

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End of Chapter 13

Translator Note:

I bet everyone notices the weird grammar in the title. Actually, it's Chinese weird way of adding "-ing" into their noun(?). It's not proper Chinese language, but it's more like a slang among teenagers/young people. They love to add -ing into every "action" noun in Chinese. I want to include that -ing in the title to give it the flavor of the author's humor sense ^^

Slang Note (I think I should start doing this T.T)

BS / 鄙视 / bǐshì - although sometimes this BS is like the English "bullshit," usually it is used to mean "despise."

Wu / 呜 / 5 - internet slang for crying, since they sound similar

WS (WX) / 猥亵 / wěixiè - Obscene or to act indecently towards someone

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