[Online Gaming] Love You 59 Seconds Chapter 15

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{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Lao Da, you're not being genuine!!

{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: You've been keeping it from us for so long!!

Wu Han Ying put his right hand on the mouse and slowly moved it around the screen. The guild channel seemed like it was about to explode, it really was becoming very lively. Xiao Xiao Xiao had been whining nonstop on the guild channel. First, she was saying that Love You 59 Seconds was being a meanie, then she said that she did not know how XC and him were the same person and finally she was accusing him of keeping it from them for so long because no one knew about it.

After she had finished with her long rant, Xiao Xiao Xiao had completely forgotten that she called Love You 59 Seconds ungenuine and kept on worshiping him. She was just like a hungry wolf watching its small sheep.

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Lao Da, I really can't put up with you >.<

{Team}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Whoa, Xiao Xiao openly steals another's man

{Team}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: =.= Xiao Xiao, you damn third wheel, Lao Da only wants Sao Zi

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: OMG...slip of the tongue, *slaps myself*

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Do it

Wu Han Ying looked at the team channel where everyone was teasing each other; they were a group of people talking nonstop to entertain themselves. Love You 59 Seconds would occasionally say something and afterwards everyone would quiet down, but that did not last longer than two seconds before they were back to their energetic selves.

Still upholding the principle of "Silence is Golden", Wu Han Ying rarely interrupted their conversations. Actually he really wanted to chat with everyone, but by just reading their comments he already become囧囧 and even sported a dark facial expression. He had great difficulty trying to type a line into the chat box, Xiao Xiao and Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu would immediately seize up any chance to "molest" him and Love You 59 Seconds for their entertainment?!

Wu Han Ying finally decided to follow behind in silence and kept on picking up Yan Xuan Yu. Love You 59 Seconds would occasionally send over a message asking about the collecting or trading over of all of his unbounded* Yan Xuan Yu, and some Tian Ling Dan {EXP Boost Pills}. They did not talk much with each other, but they had a little tacit understanding.

{Translator Input: In this game, items like stones or other special unique items have two types: bounded and unbounded. It is as it sounds: bounded means you can't send it to any player, you can only sell it to an NPC for game gold; unbounded means you can send it to another player, it is tradeable within the game ^^ I hope that makes sense ^^}

{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: It's so quiet on the guild channel

{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Yo, you home?

{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: Yup

{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: You've missed the most exciting news, Lao Da just got found out

{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: !!!

{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Earlier we swept the Ancient Tomb dungeon and got into a gang fight with another team. Lao Da logged into another account and helped us, but that trick was seen through by Little Bangzhu's sharp eyes (Laughing Expression)

{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: (Laughing Expression) Which account got exposed

{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: XC

{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: *Touching chin*...

{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: *Also touching chin*

{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: It seems Love You 59 Seconds has many so-called "small accounts"

{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: ......

Wu Han Ying touched his chin and looked up at the clock on the wall; it was now a little past 4 o'clock. He looked at his table and the unwashed lunch box from lunch was still sitting there. While he was staring at the lunch box he started thinking that he might need to use it again for dinner, so with that thought he force himself to stand up and take the lunch box with him as he headed out to the public restroom to wash it. As he stepped to walk out the door, he immediately turned back to his desk and clicked on Love You 59 Seconds. Wu Han Ying decided to follow him and then left to wash his lunch box.

{Translator Input: Unfortunately most Chinese colleges do not have "full" utilities like the ones in States (I have never been to college anywhere else besides America, so I really can't say for other countries. That's why I base my comparison on my experience with America's college system a lot; especially the ones in California, since I'm from there). As far as I know, their dorm consists of bedrooms where you share a room with more than four people and public a restroom (with cubicles of course, and obviously a few showers are included); however, they don't have the lounge room or laundry room like we do here in the States. So most of the students would have to wash their stuff (i.e clothes, dishes, etc) in the restroom. Of course you have the option of doing your laundry outside, but that costs money. If your family is not well off, I don't think you would go with the option of wasting all that money that you could've spent on food ^^. Also, some modern Chinese colleges maybe different now; I don't know since I have never been to one LOL but this is what I heard/got from my friends and family about college life in China ^^}

After washed his lunch box, Wu Han Ying came back with wet hands so he looked around his room to find something to dry them with, only to remember that the towel was still in the cupboard. So he just grabbed a roll of toilet paper to wipe his hand and sat down to stare at the screen.

{Team}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: I'm getting hungry. The whole afternoon I took care of small dough; I didn't get to eat much

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: I'm also hungry >.<

{Team}[Qian Qian Junzi]: It's just a few minutes pass 4, the canteen hasn't been prepared for dinner yet

{Team}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: Are you at the company?

{Team}[Qian Qian Junzi]: The working class doesn't have Saturdays and Sundays off ah, poor me, I'm being exploited by others

{Team}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: My school's canteen doesn't serve food until 5 o'clock

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: Mine is already serving food at 4 o'clock

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Sister-in-law {Sao Zi} is teasing us >.< I'm hungry

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: I'm a little hungry, I'm debating whether I should go buy food now or not

Wu Han Ying looked at the screen, if the other people had not mentioned it, he wouldn't have felt hungry since he ate quite a bit at noon; right as they were talking his stomach started gurgling. He gave it some serious thought for a while, after making up his mind he typed in a few words and pressed send.

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: I decide to go down to the cafeteria to get food

{Team}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: ......isn't it too early

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: Not early

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: 4:30 is the best time to grab food

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: Less people, more food, don't have to line up and good service attitude

{Team}[Qian Qian Junzi]: 囧囧, Little Bangzhu you really did your research...

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Press to follow, I will continue to sweep monsters here

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: Ok, thank you

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Aiyo~~

{Team}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Aiyo~~

{Team}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: (Smirking Expression) Lao Da, since when are you so considerate

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: ......

Wu Han Ying just shrugged his shoulders, he had been getting teased throughout the whole afternoon so he had successfully trained himself to be "immuned" to their teasing; he took his card, locked the door, and headed down to the cafeteria to solve his livelihood issue.

After Little Wudang left, Xiao Xiao could not help it, so she also chose to follow, and then headed out to grab food. One person set an example for everyone to follow, Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu, Xiang Zuo Kan, and Qian Qian Junzi also disappeared a few minutes after that.

Wu Han Ying circled around the cafeteria and finally bought a "rice combo"; he had it bagged to be able to take it back to the dorm. While he was waiting he started thinking that so many people were helping him to level up; as the person receiving help from the others, he really could not let them be his coolies*. The wait was less than a minute so he grabbed the chopsticks and once again endeavored to spring up to the sixth floor.

{Translator Note: Coolie - an unskilled native laborer in India, China, and some other Asian countries. Nowadays, people use this term and it is not as offensive as it was before. It can be used as a joke, but then again, it's best to keep this word away from your dictionary; no one wants the real intention to be misunderstood. So only use it with your friends, or in this case, talking to yourself ^^}

Example of Rice Combo:

After he arrived at the dormitory entrance and lifted up the curtain to walk through, he saw a big plane of white in front of him and before he could stop himself he bumped his head into it. Wu Han Ying could not help but curse silently inside and even though the curtain was not very transparent he couldn't help but ask himself how could he always bump into one or two people every time. It's not like they are in an idol drama or something.

"Sorry..." Wu Han Ying touched his somewhat hurting nose.

"Nothing." The other replied and then went past him.

Wu Han Ying looked up and suddenly his mouth muscles twitched. A man in a long beige coat, with a pair of frameless glasses and a forever poker face was walking past him; was it the forever glacier face Professor Xia Chen? He quickly stepped into the doorway while muttering to himself about what kind of luck he was having today, they had stayed in the same building for such a long time but not once had they bumped into each other. And now just today alone they bumped into each other twice already.

Wu Han Ying opened the door and entered his room; he sat down and started eating his food as he kept staring at the screen. A team of six people were still there, but when you looked at the screen it was obvious that only Love You 59 Seconds was killing all of the monsters. All the others just followed behind; one person after another, they had created a long train...

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: Really spectacular =.=

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End of Chapter 15

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