Little Life on An American Ranch Chapter 211

  Chapter 211 Learning to be bad is easy

After eating, Jian Heng felt a little itchy, and wanted to go over to see how the old liar made the medicine. Of course, the more Jian Heng thought the old man was an old liar, but the more he was like this, Jian Heng In my heart, I want to see more and more, to see how the old man deceives people, how to realize what the old man said to help him make money spiritually.

  Sometimes the human heart is like this. Curiosity killed the cat.

   Unfortunately, Jiaren is still by her side. Of course, there is also a very uncomfortable little tail beside Jiaren.

  But even with this little tail, Jian Heng has to know how to cherish the beauties around him, no matter what, he must have enough emotional intelligence to talk about love. What's more, now that the beautiful woman is holding her neck, her smooth face with an indescribable fragrance is leaning on her shoulder, looking nourished by love.

In the current situation, it is not easy for a normal man who knows a little bit of fun to do such an unsightly thing. What's more, tonight is very likely to develop into something like that. Last time, he was a little bit overwhelmed. , wouldn't it be much better to see an old guy if there was a result today?

  Although he thought so in his heart and kept hinting to himself, Jian Heng still had some thoughts in his heart from time to time, wanting to see what kind of abilities the old guy had.

   Difficult! Jian Heng couldn't help thinking in his heart, it kind of means that you can't have your cake and eat it too.

  If you have something in your heart, it will inevitably show on your face. This is a purely subconscious expression, and Jian Heng didn't deliberately control it, because now Damai's attention is all on the TV.

   Originally, the expression at this moment was not a big deal, but it happened to be captured by Xiaomai.

Mai Mai, who was playing with Pooh and Denver, seemed to raise his head suddenly, and immediately noticed the expression on Jian Heng's face, and immediately opened his mouth and asked a little dissatisfied: "What's the matter? Does being with Alison make you feel uncomfortable?" , why such an expression?"

   After speaking, he restored the expression just now to Jian Heng.

"...!" It's not that Jian Heng doesn't want to go back, but thinking that he has to rely on this little sister-in-law for his sexual happiness tonight, Jian Heng endured it again, and said in his heart: I don't know as much as her, everything will happen after today Let's talk later!

   "What's the matter, what's on your mind?" Damai raised her head slightly, and she also felt that her lover was absent-minded today, so she asked softly.

Hearing Damai's question, Jian Heng opened his mouth and said, "Today, that old... old Taoist came out of the house and said that he was going to teach others how to adjust breathing in the gym room at night. I feel a little curious!..." .

   Shua!

Before Jian Heng finished speaking, Mai Mai suddenly stood up from the floor, and asked Jian Heng, "Why didn't you say it earlier! Have you started now? I think he is very powerful. He hasn't done it these days." When I was eating, when I saw him just now, I couldn't tell anything strange... ".

   "You won't starve to death without eating for a few days. How did you take nature classes when you were young? It seems that you can last for a week at most by drinking water alone. Is it unusual to not eat for a few days?" Jian Heng said.

At this time, Mai Mai was not in the mood to talk to Jian Heng about the messy nature class. To be honest, she didn't know what a nature class was at all. Now, Mai Mai's heart was all focused on what Jian Heng said that the old man was going to teach. , not in the mood to notice anything else at all.

   I have to say that foreigners seem to have a natural and inescapable interest in Chinese Kung Fu, especially Mai Mai has heard Jian Heng boast that he is from Taoism, and also fill in his religious beliefs as Taoism. Originally, he was full of curiosity about Jian Heng's strange abilities, so his interest in the old medicine man who claimed to be from Taoism has also subtly increased.

   Now I heard that the old man Yao is going to teach in the gym, how can I sit still.

   "Alison, shall we go and have a look?" Mai Mai looked at her sister expectantly.

  Barley naturally wanted to see it too. In fact, the two sisters had similar curiosity about the old man medicine. Sometimes Jian Heng even suspected that the two sisters had the same heart.

  Hearing what her sister said, Alison nodded and got up from Jian Heng's arms.

   "Together, together!" Now that Jian Heng had solved all the problems, he stood up with a smile on his face.

  Wheat ignored Jian Heng, and just said to Da Mai: "I think Mr. Yao is very powerful?"

"What's the big deal, maybe he brought food in his bag when he entered the room, and you couldn't see him anyway when he was hiding in the room, he should eat and drink, but now he came out with a flushed face, That is to say, you are easy to deceive, and a clever person like me will not be fooled by him!" Jian Heng said.

Mai Mai glanced at Jian Heng and said: "Mr. Yao didn't bring anything with him when he entered the house. All the bags were put in Zhang's house. The only thing he brought into the house was a cup, and the whole process was full of tears. The door was not closed, and anyone passing by could see him sitting like this."

   After finishing speaking, I deliberately mourned any time.

   Speaking of which, Mai Mai also assumed a Taoist meditation posture.

  Jian Heng didn't notice this at all, and now he heard what Mai Mai said, and muttered softly in his mouth: The old guy has a heart to kill!

  Hearing old man Yao's behavior, Jian Heng didn't know that the old man did it on purpose. No wonder he didn't show up for a few days, and his feelings have been brewing for today's big show.

  Thinking of this, Jian Heng began to wonder why this hometown went straight to several actors when he came out?

   "Will you go?"

  Mait saw that Jian Heng was obviously distracted, so he opened his mouth and asked.

   "Go, go!" Jian Heng followed behind the two sisters with a smile, and picked up his coat.

   Walking to the door, Jian Heng suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly blurted out: "Damn it!"

  Jian Heng's words were in Chinese, even so, it still caught the attention of the two sisters. Although the two sisters don't understand Chinese, but Jian Heng said it so loudly, how could they not look at him.

   "Damn it!" Mai Mai learned a sentence from Jian Heng.

Hearing Mai Mai's words, Jian Heng couldn't help being stunned for a moment, because she was taught to speak Chinese before, and her accent was weird, but I rely on these two words, the pronunciation should not be too standard, if only Speaking of these two words, Jian Heng doubted that she would be able to be an announcer on the stage at 7:30 in the evening.

  In order to confirm her pronunciation, Jian Heng asked again.

  Whether it is barley or wheat, I rely on the pronunciation of these two words to be equally standard.

   "Follow me, Daguanren!" In the first half of Jian Heng's English sentence, the three characters of Daguanren are authentic Chinese pronunciation.

   "Ta Guangleng!" Mai Mai followed up.

   "Daguang people!" Damai followed suit.

  The pronunciation of the two sisters still makes Jian Heng feel that his laughing point has been poked lightly, but fortunately, Jian Heng is in the United States and has become accustomed to the strange accent of foreigners, that is, the corners of his mouth are turned up.

   After laughing, he turned his head and was about to teach something, when he suddenly heard three words coming out of Damai's mouth, which immediately made Jian Heng dumbfounded.

   "Day you x!" Damai said triumphantly.

  Wheat seems to be a little bit unfinished,

   "What did you say?" Jian Heng seemed to be petrified, he froze for a long time before recovering and asked Mai.

  If it was a man, Jian Heng would definitely punch someone with his fist.

  The pronunciation of these three characters is the same as the previous sentence, which is very standard.

Damai opened his mouth and said with a kind of self-satisfaction: "We learned from Zhao. We have heard him say a sentence from time to time. He said it when he was happy, and he said it when he was unhappy. We heard him say this word again today. So I asked him what it meant, and he told us that it was a particle of greeting, which means that we have a good relationship with other people's mothers!"

   "..." Jian Heng suddenly didn't know what to say about Zhao Changshan.

   Jian Heng can't figure it out, but as far as this sentence itself is concerned, it can indeed be said to be a modal particle for Zhao Changshan. Most of the time it's not a curse, it's a way for him to express his emotions.

It's a bit like the F*K on Laomei's side. Sometimes it's not a curse, it can express one's helplessness, or one's anger. In short, this word can express different things in different moods and moods. the meaning of.

"Next time if you see a Chinese, don't say it again, because it's very impolite! It's a curse word." Jian Heng didn't want his girlfriend to greet his mother when he met a Chinese or a Chinese, so he started slowly. Explain to the two sisters that this sentence is a curse.

When the two sisters heard that it meant having a super-friendly relationship with other people's mothers, they immediately understood that such words similar to swearing now have similar words in English, and Jian Heng couldn't figure out whether this was Chinglish It has been passed on, anyway, the current Chinese-style English has made a great contribution to enriching the English vocabulary.

  However, the two sisters were not embarrassed. Instead, Mai asked enthusiastically: "Teach us a few more words, Chinese curse words! Especially dirty ones."

  Jian Heng listened to it and thought about it for a while, and also wanted to know whether the two sisters learned to swear very quickly, so he opened his mouth and began to teach the two sisters, what about your sister, I x your grandma, x your uncle.

   After a while, Jian Heng once again felt that his brain was not enough, and remembered an old Chinese saying: It is not easy to learn well, but it takes a moment to learn badly.

  The two sisters seem to be very talented in learning Chinese swearing. They can teach a word up to three times, and they can quickly master it. They are also very enthusiastic. After a few practice sessions, the pronunciation is not much different from the Chinese.

   "Brother Japan! Is this also a curse?"

  Wheat actually still draws inferences from one example, although this is a bit taken for granted.

  (end of this chapter)

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