Little Life on An American Ranch Chapter 11

  Chapter 11 Two Tigers

Falling asleep, Jian Heng dreamed that the rabbit gnawed away all the place he lived in, and the landlord was chasing him all over the world with a gun. When he was sweating, he heard a gunshot in his ears, and a bullet flew towards him at a speed that he could see.

   "I got a fork!"

   Jian Heng suddenly sat up directly.

  Jian Heng who turned upside down suddenly startled the rabbit, and saw that the sleeping guy rolled over on the ground and looked straight at Jian Heng, wondering what kind of plane his master was flying.

After regaining his senses, Jian Heng also saw the rabbit, and then he heard the sound that he forgot to put it in the cage last night. Thinking of this, Jian Heng was shocked, and immediately turned over and started to check from the sofa. Then there are chairs, beds and so on.

   After going around, Jian Heng was surprised to find that there was not a single leg missing from the wooden things in the house.

  Walking back to the living room, Jian Heng looked at the rabbit who was gnawing on the molar stick and said, "Hey! The sun is coming out from the west! I asked you to gnaw on this, but you hugged it and gnawed on it."

   Originally, I wanted to praise the rabbit, but when I got to this point, an idea suddenly popped up in Jian Heng's head for some reason. This idea flashed by, but Jian Heng still caught it.

   "It's not like I tell you to eat whatever you want, right?" Jian Heng was a little unsure of his thoughts.

  Naturally, the rabbit will not talk to Jian Heng, it continues to turn its three-petal mouth and gnaws on the plastic molar stick that it can't gnaw at all.

  The rabbit can't answer, but Jian Heng has a way to know, so he found an iron shovel from the kitchen and put it in front of the rabbit: "Eat this!"

  As soon as Jian Heng finished speaking, the rabbit gave up on the molar stick and began to gnaw on the shovel. Under Jian Heng's watchful eye, he gnawed on it for more than ten minutes without letting go.

   After changing a few more things in a row, Jian Heng finally proved that his guess was indistinguishable.

   "I thought you were a saboteur, but now you seem to be a fool." Looking at the rabbit, Jian Heng couldn't help but said.

  Although he said so, the rabbit is much more pleasing to the eye now than before. A rabbit that destroys furniture gives Jian Heng a headache, but the rabbit that bites anything is obviously infinitely better than the rabbit above.

  At this moment, it seems that, except for the pooping a lot and the hair shedding is a bit annoying, it is still a good pet.

   "Stop biting that, keep biting your teething stick!"

  Seeing that the rabbit continued to bite the cement brick he gave, Jian Heng threw the teething stick to the rabbit again. As Jian Heng's words fell, the rabbit turned his head and continued to gnaw on the molar stick.

   "Tsk! Tsk! So you are a rabbit of Erhu!" Jian Heng looked at the rabbit and said.

Two means stupid in our Chinese catchphrase. Although Jian Heng is not from the Northeast, he also knows that tigers sometimes mean lack of heart in the mouths of Northeast people. If two fools are put together, they can't be stupid anymore. I was stunned, it fit the current status of this rabbit.

Named the rabbit, Jian Heng looked at the sky and it was getting late. He was not going to work now, and he felt a little idle. After watching TV for a while, he felt bored, and after turning off the TV, he felt even more bored. He had no choice but to enter the space After driving for a while, Jian Heng still felt that he hadn't done anything. Only then did Jian Heng realize that he was not used to resting for the first time.

   Just watch TV for a while, go into the space for a while and don't know what to do, and watch the rabbit casually when I come out.

   It was almost noon, when Jian Heng was looking at the rabbit, the mobile phone on the coffee table rang, and when he took it over, a smile appeared on Jian Heng's face.

   "Brother Changshan, why aren't you busy today?" Jian Heng said cheerfully.

The person who called was Zhao Changshan. Jian Heng received some care from him when he first arrived in New York. The relationship between the two was pretty good, but because everyone wanted to make a living, they didn't get in touch too much. Never been cold.

Some people in China may tell you that the Chinese are not united outside and always deceive their own people, but Jian Heng's personal experience shows that there are bad people and good people in every group of people, and Chinese people can reach out to help each other when they are close to each other. Yes, everyone will reach out to give a hand, and there are many enthusiastic people like Zhao Changshan.

   "Not busy, I heard that your kid was stabbed in the back by Zhang Yiping, and then was robbed of the business by that **** Diao Jiahui, is there such a thing?" A rough voice came from the other end of the phone.

  Jian Heng smiled: "You lost the auction business!"

  Jian Heng didn't intend to complain to anyone, let alone use his tragedy to make others cry, so he said lightly.

The voice on the other end of the phone said again: "You are a big boy, you don't look like someone in your twenties with this calmness, I called to ask if you are busy now, if not, please come over For drinking, I asked someone to get two bottles of Feitian from China, if you don't come, maybe it will be gone in two days.”

   "Come on, it's obviously not my style if you have a drink!" Jian Heng said happily.

   "Okay, let's make an appointment for the evening. I will wait for you in the store tonight, on time at seven o'clock," said the other end of the phone.

  Jian Heng couldn't help wondering when he heard about seven o'clock: "Why don't you have to work today?"

  Zhao Changshan works in a Chinese restaurant. It is reasonable to say that seven o'clock is the time to receive customers, so there is no time to drink with him.

  Zhao Changshan said: "Don't mention it, it's closed now. A group of people from the fire department came to check and said that the fire-fighting facilities were not up to standard, and they can only continue to operate after making corrections according to their requirements! Our boss is looking for a solution."

As soon as Jian Heng heard it, he immediately understood that this person had come across an American-style meal card and asked for it. Of course, Americans seldom ask for a card for food. Who is upset about the restaurant.

The restaurant where Zhao Changshan works is not very good. Jian Hengxin is the standard of a food stall roadside restaurant, and the street food is like Chinese food. You are delusional if you want to eat a five-star chef. The class is not enough, Jian Heng thinks that there are not many restaurants in the whole street that have passed the test, it is obvious that someone is playing tricks.

   "Did you offend someone?" Jian Heng said.

  Zhao Changshan said: "You come over and talk about it, I can't understand it on the phone!"

   "Okay! See you then" Jian Heng opened his mouth directly.

   "See you then!" After speaking, the other end hung up the phone.

Putting down the phone, Jian Heng thought that he had dinner for the evening, but the lunch meal hadn't been settled yet, so he stretched his head to look in his refrigerator, and found that there were still two eggs, and there happened to be some green peppers. I'm going to make scrambled eggs with green peppers, and steam a rice to deal with the lunch meal.

   Just as Jian Heng was preparing to cook, he put the eggs in his hand and hadn't beaten them yet, when suddenly he heard someone downstairs shouting: "It's on fire, it's on fire!"

Hearing that it was on fire, Jian Heng couldn't help being startled, he ran to the window and looked around, it didn't matter, he immediately found a puff of green smoke coming out of the lower left window, although the smoke was small, it looked like caught.

  Seeing that the downstairs is smoking, and it is so close to my side, there is a room diagonally below. It is too dangerous if it burns. You must know that there are many wooden things in Laomei's house.

  Jian Heng didn't think much about it, he turned his head and took his bank card, held it by the rabbit's ears, lifted his feet and went up the escape ladder.

After running for two steps, Jian Heng felt that something was wrong again, because there was still smoke in the smoke, but the smoke that drifted over still had a smell of vegetables, and after sniffing twice, he couldn't smell anything, but Jian Heng was sure that this was the case. It is vegetable fragrance.

After confirming the fragrance of the dishes, Jian Heng thought about it for a while and stopped running. Instead, he went along the escape ladder to have a look. People, the couple are in their early thirties, with two children, and they will come to the United States for more than a month.

  (end of this chapter)

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