Little Life on An American Ranch Chapter 210

  Chapter 210 The old liar makes a move

  Jian Heng naturally asked all the questions and didn't know anything. It took more than half an hour in the end before the gang of policemen left in a helicopter. Not all of them left. The zoologist and another policeman who wore a uniform but didn't look like a policeman also stayed. The two said they were going to conduct a scientific research here. Look around No other raccoons have been infected with such a virus.

  The one in his family has been arrested and brought to justice, so Jian Heng naturally has no mood to care about other people's affairs.

Jian Heng himself is not a professional raccoon catcher, unless it is the old Walsh and Anderson's family, other people's house is troubled by raccoons. Under the red flag, he has no such friendship with the American people.

   "Didn't you see, the rooster is really powerful, that zombie raccoon doesn't have the strength to fight back at all!" Mai Mai was now happily croaking in Jian Heng's ear.

   "What can you do, can you still carry a gun?" Jian Heng showed a look of disdain.

In fact, he knew in his heart that Mai Mai deliberately showed off in front of him because he didn't see it, but Jian Heng saw that the more she wanted to show off, the less she wanted to show the sense of loss when she didn't see a good show, so she pretended. Act like you don't care.

Mai Mai was immediately taken aback by Jian Heng's words, but soon she also turned her head and poked Jian Heng's body with her fingers like spring onions: "You really regret that you didn't see it, didn't you? Lying and trying to fool my eyes!"

  She suspected that Jian Heng wanted to see the scene of the fight between the rooster and the raccoon, but he didn't want to show it.

  Mai Mai's guess is naturally correct, but Jian Heng just doesn't want to make her too complacent, so he can only continue to pretend that he doesn't want to know as much as a little girl like her.

  So Jian Heng naturally received a finger from Mai Mai.

   Next, I will have lunch with everyone. After lunch, I want to go into the space to see the raccoon, and I am going to kill it, but I am caught by Barley again.

It is naturally important to be with a lover. Anyway, the raccoon is a grasshopper tied up, and it cannot escape. It is estimated that it will not be in a hurry to die sooner or later, so Jian Heng and Damai fell in love for a while, and did nothing else. The two got bored and curled up on the sofa watching TV all afternoon.

In the afternoon, I gave another two-hour class to the students, and then took the group of actors to do some strength exercises. Jian Heng's equipment is insufficient, and all he can use now are tires. With only tires, Jian Heng can still train a few people to make life worse than death.

  Of course, Jian Heng euphemistically said that the equipment is not important, but the method.

"come on! Come on!"

  Jian Heng looked at the stopwatch on his body: "There is still one minute, hold on, each turn over one more, hurry up and move!"

  Jian Heng loudly cheered up several strong movie actors who looked like bodybuilders.

   Now the temperature outside is about two degrees. Everyone including Jian Heng himself is wearing long sweatpants, and his upper body is only a tight-fitting long-sleeved sportswear.

   That's right, it's the kind of tight-fitting clothes that aren't too thick.

  Ordinary people may be shivering from the cold wearing this thing now, but these actors and Jian Heng didn't feel the chill at all, not only didn't feel the cold, but some people wiped their sweat from time to time. There is no way, everyone's physical strength is exhausted too fast.

  Jian Heng is taking a few actors to flip a tire outdoors. This flipped tire is not like Blanca's before, where it can be overturned on the ground when it is turned upside down.

Now there are two people with one tire. Two people work together to push and pull the tire to turn it upright. Not only do they turn it upright, but they also put it down gently. The person who pulls has to become a supporter. In short, even if there are two people, a large tractor tire with the height of one person flips over, and a few turns will immediately make you feel like a human being.

  Let's put it this way, the tire-tumbling project fully reflects the essence of fitness, that is, you can't get along with yourself. Seeing that your little life is easy, the whole person will not be strong, and you can't sleep at night if you don't toss yourself.

Under the condition of Jian Heng's standardized posture, the exercise of flipping tires can mobilize the muscles of the whole body. If it is a normal body with Jian Heng's amount of exercise, it will be hard to practice, even if someone can complete a set You have to rest for a week and a half to two weeks.

But Jian Heng has a secret method here. While practicing, relying on the power of vegetable juice, the muscles of these people have completed the process of tearing and repairing, tearing and repairing again, although it is not as perverted as Jian Heng himself. , but it is already many times the effect of normal people. For them, every time a flip is completed, it is like a normal professional bodybuilder who has exercised the muscles of the whole body.

  Under normal circumstances, most people are used to the whole body muscles reincarnating for six or seven days. That is to say, every time the tires are turned, these actors think it is the same as the effect obtained by a professional bodybuilder for a week of training.

These people can't feel it now, that's because each of them feels that their strength has been exhausted, they just follow Jian Heng's password mechanically, and Jian Heng said they can turn over one more time, so they subconsciously I feel: Oh, I can turn over one more!

  When Jian Heng pressed the stopwatch, he said loudly: "Good! Very good!"

  Before the words were finished, these people all lay paralyzed on the ground, without caring about anything, and lay directly on the cold ground.

   I have to say that Jian Heng still admires this group of actors, not to mention anything else, just saying that this spirit of enduring hardships has really subverted Jian Heng's view of actors.

It's not that Jian Heng has never heard of Christian Bale, who was playing different roles. It was like being inflated for a few months. He became fat and thin, from a thin to skinny protagonist in "The Mechanic". He became a muscular man and acted in "Batman", but he thought it was at the level of an actor.

  The professional attitude of the Hollywood actor should have been a galaxy away from the so-called traffic niches in China who are neither yin nor yang.

But I saw these actors working so hard to get a role. If the role is a muscular man, then they have to build up their muscles. Just this level of dedication, Jian Heng among Chinese actors is also worried. I heard that Zha Zhahui has done training for the role. Such a thing as making a whole body of healthy meat.

   What do other people rely on? For makeup or special effects artists, it is also necessary to specify in the movie promotion that the Hollywood team is the one who sticks the muscles.

I have to say that Chinese actors are not as good as one generation after another. The older generation can act like anything. Now some so-called stars can act as actors and actresses themselves. More often, people who don't even know what they are acting are winning awards in acting.

  The so-called actor and actress judged by the country, the more they look like a joke.

  I respect these dedicated actors and actresses in my heart, so Jian Heng's teaching here is naturally more vigorous, and the effect is naturally easier to produce.

  Before Jian Heng finished speaking, suddenly an old man's voice came out: "It's best not to just lie down like this at this time! Pay attention to control your breathing."

  Jian Heng looked up and found that it was the old man who was eating and drinking by himself, that is, the chef that He Ye wanted to introduce.

   "Hey, Mr. Yao, are you out of customs?" Jian Heng looked up and found that the invisible man from the ranch had arrived.

Jian Heng found the old man quite novel, because the old man hid in the room after meeting him for the first time in the special field last time. He hardly ate anything except drinking a little water. In the past few days, Jian Heng almost forgot about him.

  Let's put it this way, if someone tells Jian Heng that the old man is starving to death in the house, Jian Heng will believe it!

   "Which door is closed, it's just a valley that has been opened for a few days, and you have to send someone to ask once a day! Disturbing the quiet!"

The old man Yao is no longer the same as when he first came here. Now he is wearing a Taoist robe, with a bun on his head, and a dust whisk in his hand. Good guy, he can be photographed in Journey to the West without makeup The Dashang Laojun here, with a slim figure, matched with a wide Taoist robe, long sleeves fluttering, and a fairy-like appearance, is very deceptive.

  The old man appeared quite suddenly, not only Jian Heng, but even the few dedicated actors lying on the ground turned their heads to look at the old man curiously with their only strength.

Suddenly Jian Heng thought of a sentence that I don't know who heard it before: To be an excellent liar, a good liar must have good looks, and a liar without good looks will never be able to convince you in the first place. People put down their guard. Not to mention entering the room.

  At this moment, in Jian Heng's eyes, the old man Yao obviously has the prerequisite requirements for an excellent liar, and he has good looks!

   As for the effect, you see, the foreigners are a little dumbfounded. These silly foreigners who have watched Chinese Kung Fu movies since they were young, probably the moment they saw the old man, two words came out of their hearts: Master!

  Of course, these two characters come from Japanese. Many people pronounce the sound of suit or Mr., but that's what it means.

At this moment, the old liar walked up to a student, knelt down and rolled up his sleeves, stretched out his fingers and tapped the person's chest: "Focus on my fingers, and start to inhale...yes...exhale !"

I saw old man Yao's fingers slowly moving up and down in the air above his knuckles. This student followed him a dozen times, and he was able to try to lift his body and sit up, while others wanted to sit up. Doing this is obviously a lot more difficult.

"how did you do it?"

  All the students opened their mouths to ask.

   "It's nothing, just some breathing methods. If you want to learn, I will practice in the exercise room after dinner at night. If you want to come, you can come!"

   After the old Taoist finished speaking, he swung his hands back with his big sleeves and drifted away!

   Sure enough, he is a clever liar!

  Jian Heng admired the old man Yao's hand so much that he tried it a little, which attracted everyone's attention but whetted the appetite of these people.

  (end of this chapter)

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