Fantasy Farm Chapter 95

Published at 7th of May 2022 04:23:24 PM

Chapter 95 - Trivia

Several eyes fell on the jars on the floor, and the atmosphere in the room was terribly quiet.

In the end, Lu Qingjiu couldn't stand the atmosphere anymore and asked Bai Yuehu what was going on with the jar. Bai Yuehu reached out and knocked on the jar twice, but the jar did not respond.

"Won't talk about it." Bai Yuehu's tone was frank, "Why not just eat it?"

Lu Qingjiu :""

Bai Yuehu was clearly serious, adding, "Eat and you'll stop."

The jar understood Bai Yuehu's words and began to shake pitifully again, as if it wanted to cry but had to hold it in for the sake of its life.

Lu Qingjiu said, "Is this jar edible?"

Bai Yuehu: "The meat is inside." He glanced towards the jar and said, "It doesn't look very tasty though."

The other three were even more silent, Hu Shu and Pang Ziqi both shocked by the content of Bai Yuehu and Lu Qingjiu's conversation. If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, they wouldn't have thought that Bai Yuehu was carrying a jar of god damned meat filled with demons, or that Bai Yuehu was eating crabs.

Lu Qingjiu quickly persuaded Bai Yuehu: "If it's not good, don't eat it, you'll have to jerk off later." He looks to Hu Shu, "What are you going to do with the jar?"

Hu Shu heard this and looked sad: "I don't know, it seems that the person who reported the crime is really not lying, can you throw it away, or smash it up and destroy it or something" He was really afraid of these things.

"Let's go and eat first," Lu Qingjiu said, feeling a little hungry after waiting so long, and since the jar looked like it wouldn't be solved for a while, he might as well eat and talk.

"That's fine." Hu Shu agrees to Lu Qingjiu's proposal, seeing that it is almost time to change shifts.

Bai Yuehu casually put the jar back on the table and the men exited the house, carefully locking the door behind them.

Hu Shu briefly introduced Lu Qingjiu and then asked his colleagues not to open the door to the room.

The colleague looked puzzled: "Why can't you open it, what have you put in it?"

Pang Ziqi said, "Don't open it if I tell you not to, why do you ask so many questions?"

A colleague said, "Damn, Pang Ziqi, you and Hu Shu didn't bring back anything strange, did you?"

Pang Ziqi and Hu Shu looked at each other, both of them looked a little weak, but they kept their composure, Pang Ziqi said, "What are you talking about, am I that kind of person, come on Hu Shu, let's have dinner, I'm starving."

Hu Shu said, "Go, go, go."

Of course, when he reached the door, Hu Shu used his last conscience to remind his colleague once again not to open the door, whatever the situation.

My colleague looked at the two men with suspicion.

On the way to the jerk shop, they had a general discussion about the jar, they all thought that the jar should not be offensive, otherwise the first one to have an accident would be the one to report it, they just didn't know what was inside the jar

"Yin Xun overheard Hu Shu and Pang Ziqi's earlier conversation with their colleague and was curious enough to ask his question.

Hu Shu looked at Pang Ziqi, who was pretending that nothing had happened, and looked helpless. Before Pang Ziqi's arrival, he was really just an ordinary policeman, but after Pang Ziqi's arrival, the direction of his investigation has inexplicably gone in a psychic direction, and the more he investigates, the more horrifying it becomes, and he can't even think about it.

"For example," Yin Xun pursues.

"Like last week, I think." Hu Shu said bitterly, "Someone called the police to report their cat missing."

"You can still call the police when the cat is missing." Yin Xun was a little surprised.

"It's a small place and there's no case to investigate." Hu Shu sighed. Hu Shu sighed, "We went out to see what was going on, but it turned out that the cat wasn't missing, it had been eaten by something strange."

"It's eaten." Lu Qingjiu is also intrigued.

Hu Shu said, "Yeah, when we found the cat there was just a bit of fur left and it had been eaten clean." He raises a long sigh, "Then we wondered if some beast had come down from the mountain and got a bit nervous, then continued to investigate"

"And then what?" Yin Xun asked.

Hu Shu did not say anything, but gave Pang Ziqi a sultry look.

Pang Ziqi sighed and added to what Hu Shu hadn't said, "Then one night we finally found the real killer of the cat."

Everyone listened quietly.

"I don't know what it was," says Pang Ziqi. Pang Ziqi says, "Kind of like a monkey and kind of like a human, just hanging upside down from the ceiling of the attic, holding another half-chewed cat."

Hu Shu's tone was painful: "There was blood and broken bones all over the floor and, my God, I'll never forget that image."

Fortunately, they were armed, otherwise there would have been an accident, but even so, Hu Shu's body was scratched by the creature so severely that it took 10 days for the wound to heal.

When the story was finished, several people also happened to be walking to the shop.

Hu Shu and Pang Ziqi must be regulars here, and the owner smiled as soon as he saw them: "As usual."

"Get more lamb today." Hu Shu said, "And two cases of beer, cold."

The boss said, "Okay, two skewers of loin, but the goods just arrived today, they are still fresh."

Hu Shu said, "That's fine, do you have any chest oil?"

The owner said, "Yes, but not much."

Hu Shu said, "Then put it all on for me."

Lu Qingjiu listens on, the rich aroma of barbecue between his nostrils. You don't see many charcoal barbecues outside in the big cities these days, because they are a bit unpleasant and pollute the air. Of course, in small places, there is no need to worry about the quality of the air, because the population is there and there are mountains and forests all around.

Chest fat is a part of the beef that, at first glance, looks white and greasy to those who have never eaten it before. But when grilled, it has a very good texture, crisp and crunchy, and when you bite into it, the fat bursts in your mouth, with a unique aroma of beef. The meat in this part is rare and not available everywhere, so this seems to be a good barbecue restaurant.

While waiting for the food, Hu Shu recounts a few more cases involving Pang Ziqi. Without exception, all of these cases have taken a hard turn towards the abnormal from what was a normal development. Take the two jars today. When they received the report, they only thought that the person in question was mentally ill, but who knew that the problem was not the person in question, but the two extraordinarily beautiful jars.

Hu Shu knew that Lu Qingjiu was not an ordinary person, so when he saw the wine coming he poured it out and gave Lu Qingjiu a toast, saying, "Brother Lu, do you have any suggestions for the jar, we can't just leave it at the police station all the time."

Lu Qingjiu took a sip of his beer and said, "I don't have a good idea, let's eat first, let's talk after we've had our fill." He said and looked at Bai Yuehu, after all, if he didn't feed his vixen, he didn't think his vixen would be interested in getting involved.

Bai Yuehu's mind is not really on this, all his attention is on the meat skewers that are rumbling over the coals. The skewers, both lamb and beef, are fatty and lean and fresh. They were covered in spices and chillies, giving off a rich, tantalising aroma.

"Let's go back to the informant and ask him." Hu Shu is still struggling with this, "Isn't this jar an ancestral one in his family? If it's an ancestral one, how come the contents have never been found or what are the conditions needed for that to appear"

Pang Ziqi's finger tapped on the table, "Then I'll ask him to come over."

Hu Shu says: "I'm afraid he won't"

Pang Ziqi, still in a foul mood, gritted his teeth and said, "We're police officers, not celestial masters, so let's forget about human cases, we shouldn't be in charge of this area too." Although they do have a department for this too.

Hu Shu sighs, saying that he has been getting more and more cases like this lately, and that he has never encountered any of them before.

As Lu Qingjiu listened to their conversation, he thought of the snow that had fallen in Shuifu Village and wondered if these frequent cases could be related to the otherworldly world. If the line between the two realms is becoming increasingly blurred, Hu Shu and Pang Ziqi's lives seem to be a perfect reflection of this. Humans will encounter more and more strange creatures and strange things, and will be powerless in these things.

The owner was quick to bring up the grilled lamb kebabs.

In this weather, it's time to drink cold beer and eat freshly grilled lamb skewers, which are thinly sliced and therefore very tasty, and Lu Qingjiu grabbed a handful of them to eat and drink.

Both Bai Yuehu and Yin Xun had little interest in the wine and were just eating their delicious lamb kebabs.

Hu Shu and Pang Ziqi also agreed to call the informant over tomorrow to talk about the jar.

"Brother Lu, is that thing in the jar a threat to humans?" Hu Shu was concerned.

Before Lu Qingjiu could say anything, Bai Yuehu took over: "There's no threat." Otherwise he wouldn't have asked Lu Qingjiu to come along.

"So there's no danger other than being a bit noisy," Pang Ziqi asks.

"Hmm." Bai Yuehu responded. Bai Yuehu responded, apparently Hu Shu's barbecue had gone down well with him, so even his words were a bit more than usual, "I haven't seen this thing before, but judging from the scent, it shouldn't be evil."

"Not an evil thing means that the thing is not harmful." Hu Shu reconfirmed.

Bai Yuehu nods.

Lu Qingjiu had already guessed what Hu Shu and Pang Ziqi were up to from the content of their conversation and, as expected, the two men looked at each other and then smiled broadly.

"Since he's not in danger, let's take him back." Pang Ziqi said, "We can't keep him at the police station, it's bad for its image."

"Yeah." Hu Shu says. Hu Shu said, "We're adults, we should be brave, it's just one more mouth and one more pair of chopsticks in the jar."

Pang Ziqi: "Then let him come and collect it tomorrow."

Hu Shu: "It's settled."

Lu Qingjiu: ""He was dumbfounded by the two singing together, and why were they so skilled, how many times had they been through this?

Hu Shu and Pang Ziqi were both smiling happily as the matter was resolved.

Bai Yuehu continues to quietly jerk off his own lamb skewer, and from the look on his face, he is now in love with this food.

The lamb skewers were really good, and Lu Qingjiu was eating and chatting, and before he knew it, it was late in the evening. Since Lu Qingjiu wasn't paying for the food, Bai Yuehu ate with an open mind and eventually ate up all of the owner's stock. Luckily, Hu Shu and the others knew that Bai Yuehu was a big eater, so they were prepared for it, but even so, when it came time to pay the bill, they were still a bit irritated by the huge pot of wooden sticks.

"Thank you for what happened last time." Pang Ziqi was a little drunk, but Hu Shu was still awake, and as they parted Hu Shu thanked Lu Qingjiu once again.

"You're welcome." Lu Qingjiu said, "I didn't do much to help, thanks to Bai Yuehu."

Hu Shu smiled at this and didn't say anything. To be honest, although Bai Yuehu was the one helping out, without Lu Qingjiu as the matchmaker, it wouldn't have been possible. Bai Yuehu was not the kind of person you would get along with, and without Lu Qingjiu, he would not have dared to get involved. And now that he has been with Pang Ziqi for a long time, he has some suspicions about Bai Yuehu's identity. Bai Yuehu was definitely not

human, but as to what it was, he could not well confirm it.

Before leaving, Bai Yuehu looked at Hu Shu for a moment and broke the ice, "If you can't handle the jar, you can come to me."

Hu Shu was very flattered and thanked him.

Bai Yuehu didn't answer and turned to walk away, and it wasn't until he got into the car that Lu Qingjiu curiously asked him why he was so forthcoming.

"The lamb kebabs are delicious." Bai Yuehu is just that straightforward.

Lu Qingjiu was dumbfounded for a moment and then burst out laughing, he didn't expect Bai Yuehu to be bribed with a lamb kebab, but after laughing he was a bit sad because he remembered that Shao Hao had seduced Bai Yuehu to work for an additional 500 yuan, which was not enough for a lamb kebab.

"We'll go back to the stew tomorrow and eat it." Lu Qingjiu announced, "Let's stew the pig's feet and make some roast white."

Xiao Hua has a point, we can't let the children suffer any more. The vixen in his family has to be raised well, otherwise he will be cheated by someone with a lamb kebab sooner or later.

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Hu Shu and Pang Ziqi were relieved to hear from Bai Yuehu that the jar was safe, and Hu Shu sent Pang Ziqi back to his dormitory to wash up and get a good night's sleep.

Hu Shu picked up the phone in a daze and saw his colleague's number.

"Hey, what's wrong?" Hu Shu picked up the phone in a daze.

"Hu Shu" came the voice of a colleague on the other end of the line, "What the fuck did you and Pang Ziqi bring back? I'm going deaf."

Hu Shu froze for a moment before reacting to his colleague's words and said, "Calm down, you didn't open that room, did you?"

The colleague said, "No you get over here quickly and get rid of that thing, I'm going to go crazy"

Hu Shu said, "I can't fix it, it'll have to be done tomorrow at dawn, so how about this, you get two earplugs"

The two men dwelled on the issue for a long time, but the colleague finally let Hu Shu off the hook after he promised that he would get rid of the jar tomorrow, although you can imagine the dire situation in the duty room from the tone of his voice, which was on the verge of collapse.

Hu Shu fell back to sleep and slept until dawn, and dragged Pang Ziqi to work refreshed. Pang Ziqi was still dizzy from his binge drinking, and when he followed Hu Shu into the police station, he saw his colleague on night duty with two dark circles under his eyes, staring at the two of them with an unmistakable look of resentment.

"Good morning." Pang Ziqi, not understanding what was happening and a little uncomfortable with the stares, waved a greeting.

"Good shit." The colleague painfully removed two paper balls from his ears, "You guys hurry up and get rid of that thing, I'm going deaf, also, the director is coming soon ah, if he hears"

"OK, OK, OK, I'll take care of it right away." Hu Shu surrendered with both hands, he wouldn't dare let the director know they had gotten something else back that was troublesome.

He took out his mobile phone and called the person who reported the incident.

The first reaction to Hu Shu's words was to refuse, but Hu Shu threatened to bring him the jar to his doorstep if he didn't come.

Chen Xuyang had no choice but to agree.

But it was clear that he was terrified of the jar, and although he said he was coming over, he dawdled for a long time before arriving at the police station.

Hu Shu, on the other hand, found something in advance and wrapped both jars, gesturing for Chen Xuyang to take them away.

"Can I not have it anymore?" Chen Xuyang is crying as she holds the jar.

Hu Shu said mercilessly, "No, this is your stuff, the people's police don't take a stitch from the public."

Chen Xuyang :""

Hu Shu said, "What's more, it's your family heirloom, so you can't just dispose of it." It was said to have been handed down from the Ming dynasty and to be worth a lot of money, but of course, this was said to be mainly by Chen Xuyang.

Chen Xuyang stared at the jar with a sad face as he said, "Can I donate it to a museum then, it's really a relic." Otherwise he might have chosen to throw the object away long ago, which would have been kept until now.

Hu Shu said, "You can contact the museum and see if they accept it."

Chen Xuyang said, "That's before the museum collects it."

Hu Shu: "You can take it home and keep it."

Chen Xuyang :""

Hu Shu thought of its thunderous cries and said in all conscience, "It's a good jar."

Chen Xuyang's expression twisted for a moment, tempted to say that if it was a good jar, why didn't you keep it for me and make me take it home?

Although reluctantly, given Hu Shu's businesslike demeanour, Chen Xuyang was forced to take the two jars home. Once he was gone, the police station was quiet and the rumble of thunder disappeared completely.

"What the hell do you think is going on with that jar." Pang Ziqi squeezed his slightly sore temples.

Hu Shu stretched his hands and said he wasn't sure.

Chen Xuyang took the jars home, and after some thought did not dare to display them in the living room, but put them in a dark storage room. Their family had actually always been fond of these things, porcelain, jade pearls and other antiques were collected. When their family was prominent, these antiques could fill several large rooms, but now that they have fallen into decline, they have sold all the large items that they could, leaving only some small items that they could not sell and kept as a reminder.

This pair of jars was left to him by his father.

The jars were so oddly patterned and so different from the historical Ming style that they were also difficult to sell, and everyone dismissed them as poor quality forgeries. But in fact, the jars had been passed down from generation to generation in the family, and even at the height of their desperation, Chen Xuyang never thought of selling them until something strange happened to the family.

At first there were dead animals in the house, then there were people walking around the room, and these got worse and worse until one day Chen Xuyang opened his eyes in a haze and saw a man crouched on the sofa with green eyes staring straight at him.

Chen Xuyang was stunned, and when he woke up, he called the police. But when the police came and found nothing unusual, Chen Xuyang was worried that they would treat him as a psychopath, but the two policemen were very considerate and took the jar away for him, although this did not last long.

Looking at the jar, Chen Xuyang was worried because the museum probably wouldn't want the jar in its condition, even without a mark, but he couldn't bear to throw it away.

"Oops, what to do with you." Chen Xuyang reached out in distress and touched the jar, "If you really have aura, don't scare me"

The jar doesn't move a muscle.

Chen Xuyang, also feeling a little ridiculous, sighed before turning off the light and turning around to leave the storeroom.

In the days that followed, Hu Shu was worried that Chen Xuyang would call the police again, but to his surprise, Chen Xuyang, who had taken the jar away, did not contact them again. Hu Shu called him to check on the situation and was told that Chen Xuyang had taken the jar home and there was no further change in the family.

"So that means it's okay," Hu Shu said.

"Yeah." Chen Xuyang said, "At least it's all right now." He walked down to his cell and pressed the button for the lift, "Officer Hu, be honest with me, why did you have to ask me to take the jar away before, is there something wrong with this jar"

Hu Shu said, "No."

Chen Xuyang says: "No, really."

Hu Shu thought, "I can't tell you that your jar cries every time you come to the police station, and that you're going to get an ear infection in your middle ear, so I have to bite the bullet and say, "No."

"Oh." Chen Xuyang said, "Well then, I'm getting into the lift, so I'll hang up now."

"Okay, call me back if there's anything going on." Hu Shu ended the call.

Chen Xuyang put his phone in his pocket, pressed the floor he wanted to go to and watched the lift go up one floor at a time, then with a ding, the doors opened and he took out his key and opened the door to his house.

Chen Xuyang looked into the room, but his whole body froze at the door. He saw dark red bloody handprints all over the floor and walls of his house, while a humanoid object was crouching on the floor, roughly gnawing on something. The last thing Chen Xuyang remembered was the green eyes and the white teeth with blood and flesh attached to them.

Hu Shu, you really did cheat me, Chen Xuyang cursed with his last strength in his heart.

The author has something to say: Lu Qingjiu: Less drama today.

Bai Yuehu: Yeah.

Lu Qingjiu: You can go home early.

Bai Yuehu: Yeah.

Lu Qingjiu: What are we going to do back home?

Bai Yuehu: dry Lu Qingjiu to go

Lu Qingjiu.

Chapter end