A Path of Bone and Poison 31 Registered

I woke up in the morning with a massive headache, an unusual weight on my chest, and my had on something firm but squishy. Without opening my eyes I squeezed my hand a few more times. This feeling was familiar. Something I had definitely felt before.

I heard a purr in my ear. "Mmm come on baby didn't you get enough last night. Let me take a little cat nap."

I opened my eyes to see two orange cat ears inches from my face, and a familiar head resting on my bare chest. and orange tail poked from under the sheets, swishing from side to side. The girl sat up and a mischievous grin appeared on her face. "I'm just kidding of course, but not for your lack of trying." Alex said as she looked at me.

"I don't know how much you remember, but you stood up on the bar and told the entire room that I was your woman. Then you took out one of your pistols and said I will shoot any of you fuckers that look at her funny." Alex laughed when she said this and blushed a little. "It was completely embarrassing but kind of sweet. And of course your mom just egged you on. When you were done you jumped down from the bar, grabbed my face and planted your lips on mine."

She blushed again as she said this, but whispered "It was my first kiss.."

Damn it! I thought, it was my first kiss too! and I don't even remember it. Thankfully as she spoke she tucked her hair behind her ear and leaned down and softly pressed her lips down on mine. My chaotic mind grew quiet as my entire soul was captivated by the intoxicating taste of her lips.

I don't know how long we stayed like that, but I wish that moment had lasted forever. However we were soon interrupted by the door opening and my mom walking in wearing only an oversized Tshirt. A smile crossed her face as she saw the scene, but soon scowled. "Alex how many times have I told you to at least put on panties when you sleep. I don't want to walk in and see all of that first thing in the morning."

She then looked at me and continued "And you, the first thing you did when you got here was take off your clothes. There is a string of your clothes from the door to the bed. The only thing you didn't take off was that damn thong, you kept rubbing it and saying "My precious" as if someone would want your dirty panties... Well Alex might. I don't know."

"Either way if you're well enough to kick me out of bed and seduce Alex first thing in the morning then you're well enough to get to work. Your identity card has been delivered and your team has officially been set. Your body is particularly sensitive to wood magic and your wound has already healed. So go get dressed and get out of here. Let your dear mother get some rest."

Alex stood up and shouted when she heard the news, her small body exposing itself completely to me in the process. She did not seem to care though, as she rushed to put on some clothes. She quickly grabbed an outfit from the closet and threw it on, the entire time urging me to do the same.

After some grumbling I did as she asked, and put on a green halter top and a pair of black short shorts. I also put on a new pair of boots that I picked up. They were black leather, covered in metal and came up to my knees.

I was rushed out the door and soon found myself at the Guild building. The receptions waved to Alex, he was a tall elf, but his eyes glared at me. When Alex introduced him to me he did not say a word and practically threw my badge at me. It was a small card that stated my basic information. It did not go into details about stats, rather only stated what they deemed important.

Name: Yuri Morningstar

Sex: F age: 18

Rank: E Level: 10

Class [Arcane Assassin]

Affiliation: Raging Venom

It was short and sweet, and had a picture of me to the side. Alex glared at the elf and gave me more information "The card will automatically update as you yourself get stronger. If your class or Affiliation change that will change as well."

She glared at the elf again as we turned to leave. Once outside the guild she quickly grew excited again. "Let's go to a dungeon!"

Chapter end