The fountain of blood slowly disappeared, and the elf girl breathed a sigh of relief.
The girl almost thought that her sexual happiness would be gone for the rest of her life.
Looking at the stunned Xia Mi, she looked over like a girl pretending to be an adult.
“It works. I understand the elf girl's attraction to you, but this level is too exaggerated! What should I do in the future, you idiot Xia Mi!”
Xia Mi glanced at the healed weapon and looked at the elf girl in surprise.
“Lureia, you actually know the healing spell?”
“It's too hurtful to use the word 'even'. I've learned a lot about it.”
The elf girl glared at Xia Mi.
"Isn't the Holy Light the power of professions such as priests and paladins? These are professions that can only be cultivated by the church."
Xia Mi was a little puzzled.
"No. Don't compare the dirty holy light of the church with the pure holy light of the elves. It will tarnish the holy light of the elves!"
"The Holy Light is essentially an invisible faith that spans races, worlds, life and death. As long as someone believes in the Holy Light, they can obtain the power of the Holy Light. However, the effect of the Holy Light will be stronger or weaker depending on the user's piety. divided."
"The elves studied various phenomena and forces on the continent of Elland. Over time, some elves have mastered the power of the Holy Light. This is a very pure belief in the Holy Light with only academic purposes. And the Holy Light that the church believes in Some of them have been tainted by the interests and dogmas of each church. The power of their Holy Light is far less powerful than the Holy Light of the elves."
The elf girl explained seriously.
The Holy Light users who came out of the human church have never been on the same level as the Elf Holy Light users.
“Can one master the Holy Light even with a head full of yellow waste?”
“What do you mean! If an elf wants to learn the Holy Light, he must also pass a spiritual test. At that time, I ranked first in the spiritual test and passed it!”
The elf girl sat down on Xia Mi's belly unconvinced. Xia Mi let out a dull sound, but it was not heavy, and the girl's buttocks were also soft.
“But I've never seen you show this kind of power before.”
“I have basically forgotten all the things I learned thirty years ago. It was only at a critical moment that I remembered these old memories.”
The elf girl said of course.
“In other words, Lulea is a user of the Holy Light of Elves.”
“Yes, you can say it this way…”
Suddenly, Xia Mi hugged the elf girl excitedly.
The elf girl pressed tightly against Xia Mi, and her chest instantly felt Xia Mi's chest.
Chamel is slightly inferior.
Lureia wins.
So it turns out that the demon doctor he has been looking for has been by his side from the beginning to the end?
The hot spring water after bathing the body has the effect of healing the internal damage of the body - powerful passive
The Aikoa fruit brought from the Elf Forest has the effect of relieving physical fatigue—bring your own medicinal materials
You can also use Holy Light Skills—Active Skills
No matter from every aspect, this is perfect material for being a pastor!
“Lureia, become a priest of the demon clan!”
"Eh?"
“The demon clan currently lacks an important priest who can heal injuries. Lulea is absolutely sure to be the one, right?”
Although the elf girl was being held by Xia Mi, she was not stupid at all.
“No. You don't want to do several jobs at the same time. There's no use trying to spread the pie.”
But as soon as he finished speaking, he had a second thought.
If you become a priest of the demon clan, a demon-level priest like her will basically heal the same-level demons and demon kings.
As the only priest who masters the healing technique, doesn't it mean that he has the right to explain Xia Mi's health?
"But who asked me to be Lulea? A priest can be a priest, as long as the salary is raised."
The elf girl's mind was spinning and she became eager to try, so she hugged Xia Mi tightly.
Zzizizi!
A sudden voice interrupted the hug between the two.
“Did the blood explode again?”
“Yes! Lulea, have you not learned the Holy Light spell well? The healing effect is only superficial and can't last for five minutes!”
“Don't worry! I still have an OK bandage in my bag!”
【Information update on high-level demon clan: elf girl, main job demon envoy, part-time priest】
As time went by, the impact of what happened that night when Xia Mi was upgraded to level 45 gradually faded.
Xia Mi's occupation on his personal panel has also changed from [Demon King's Heir] to [Demon King].
From now on, he has been the real devil, the most wanted criminal in the entire continent of Ireland, and the enemy of the entire continent of Ireland.
But as powerful as the Demon King, there is still a knot in his heart that has been bothering Xia Mi.
Xia Mi is still brooding about what happened that night.
He spent that night with the skeleton, and strange things happened.
This has become an established fact.
Xia Mi had to admit that he had become someone who could no longer laugh at Theo.
Those who laugh at Theo will eventually become Theo.
But currently, unlike the lamb, getting on the lamb is really getting on the lamb. There is still an extremely important uncertain factor in the strange things happening with the skeleton, which may turn everything around.
Although the skeleton is just a skeleton, if blood and flesh are attached to it, she will become a normal human being.
If she became a human, the skeleton would be that of a young girl with a voice as clear as hers, or an old woman with a face in her forties or fifties whose voice was extremely inconsistent with her appearance.
If it was the former, then Xia Mi would feel much better. And if it's the latter, Xia Mi will completely become the second Theo.
There is an essential difference between the two.
Just like the same pair of stockings, if you want to smell them, you will see that they were taken off by a flat golden retriever with snow-white feet, and they were taken off by a forty or fifty-year-old woman who may have foot stains. These are two completely different feelings.
In the former case, Xia Mi may still feel that the meaning is still unfinished and reluctantly treat it as a treasure; in the case of the latter case, Xia Mi will feel nauseous just thinking about it and will have the idea of restarting it.
Now, recalling the appearance of the skeleton, Xia Mi couldn't figure out what she looked like when she turned into a human.
The skeleton falls into the Schrödinger state.
This uncertain possibility haunts the devil's heart like a nightmare.
Xia Mi made up his mind to find out.
I searched for various information about the Skeleton Tribe in the Monster Manual, but I couldn't find a way to restore the Skeleton Tribe's appearance during their lifetime.
【The moment the skeleton tribe turned into a skeleton, they severed all ties with their previous lives. The tombstone with their photos may be the only trace of their survival. 】
At this time, Xia Mi found a special item.
【Item·Resurrection of Flesh and Bone Remaining Jade】
This is the reward he received when he completed the mission before, and it has been kept in the Demon King's Ring.
【Effect: Can restore lost flesh and blood. 】
【Applicable objects: various creatures after death】
“Found it. This is it.”
Xia Mi found a tool that could restore the flesh and blood of the skeleton.
Xia Mi got up, left the Demon King's City, and found the skeleton in the flower breeding garden of the Demon Realm.
The flower farm was opened by four demons. After all, girls are creatures who like flowers.
The Demon Realm is very large. Under the special energy cover, even in the middle of winter, the garden with a small area can maintain a high temperature.
Various flowers are planted in the garden and used for various purposes, including the decoration of the Demon King's Castle.
Skeletons come here every morning to pick flowers, bring them back to the Demon King's Castle and put them in vases.
In the garden, the skeleton with the hat quickly saw Xia Mi and stopped picking flowers.
One person and one skeleton met under the hut in the middle of the garden.
Under the eaves, two people were sitting on a long wooden bench.
Skeleton put the basket full of flowers at his feet and looked at Xia Mi.
“Sir Xia Mi, do you have anything to do with me?”
“About what happened that night.”
Xia Mi got straight to the point.
The skeleton was stunned for a moment and lowered his head.
“I'm sorry, Xia Mi.”
"I should be the one to apologize. The skeleton has no responsibility in this matter."
Xia Mi took the initiative to take responsibility.
The skeleton looked up at Xia Mi, holding each other's two skeleton hands in front of him.
“Actually, if it's Xia Mi-sama, I don't have any problem...Actually, that was also my first night...”
No, there is no virginity in the skeleton.
"Now is not the time to say such nice things. Skeleton, as compensation, I decided to restore your body."
"Eh?"
Xia Mi took out the [Item·Fish and Bone Resurrection Jade] that he had prepared in advance from the Demon King's Ring. It was a piece of luminous jade the size of a thumb, and he looked at the skeleton with enthusiasm.
“Skeleton, you also want to know what you were like when you were alive. This is a piece of jade that can restore your physical body.”
The skeleton stood up in panic and took a few steps back in fear.
"No, don't! When you change back to a human, you have to eat regularly, excrete regularly, and pay attention to various things. This is actually a punishment! If Mr. Xia Mi wants to cover up what happened that night, just kill the bones and silence them. Don't do this horrible thing. Punishment!”
“Stop blabbering! Let me see your real form!”
"No! Help! Sir Xia Mi is so persistent because he definitely wants to see what I look like!"
The skeleton wanted to run away, but the next moment Xia Mi used magic to control it and forced him to stand under the eaves.
“Nonsense, skeleton, no matter what you said that night, you took advantage of me. After all, I can even attract flat-haired golden retrievers, so my appearance must not be bad!”
Half of the skeleton is in the sun and half is in the shadow of the eaves. The ripples of magic lingering around the bones trembled, and the skeleton was still resisting.
“What if I'm ugly? What if I'm a short, fat, ugly Obasan! I can't accept that I'm ugly!”
“Then I will destroy you humanely in a kind way.”
“In the end, we have to kill everyone and silence them!”
The skeleton struggled, and Xia Mi slowly placed the jade piece on the skeleton's body. The glowing jade pieces quickly melted into a ball of white light, covering the entire skeleton. The light wrapped every bone of the skeleton like silk. As the soft light gradually became textured, Xia Mi knew it was working.
The skeleton is being reborn with flesh and blood.
The skeleton gradually becomes more substantial, and the details cannot be seen in the soft light, but the torso already has a general outline in the soft light.
Xia Mi swallowed, feeling uneasy inside.
He did not ask for a skeleton to be at the level of his four demons, but at least it was an ordinary young girl. If it was really a creature like the village widow, he would be trapped in nightmares for the rest of his life.
Please, please! Please please!
“Why don't you want to face yourself? It's a mistake! I'm just a skeleton. I'm just a skeleton!”
In the desolate shouting of the skeleton, the light gradually disappeared.
A weeping girl appeared in the fading light.
The girl's long cherry blossom pink hair is spread behind her head, with the tail blowing in the breeze. She has a crying face with skin that can be broken by blows. Her eyelashes are as pink as butterflies and are thick and shiny. Her big eyes are like pink gems, full of tears. Suddenly, under the small and elegant Qiong's nose, her thin lips were opened and she was crying.
Under the slender and delicate goose neck and the pink hair that falls to the shoulders, a flawless and perfect body trembles with vitality as the owner of the body cries.
Lureistyle hills with graceful curvature, a waist that can be grasped by hands, a smooth lower abdomen, well-proportioned and slender legs, and small jade feet stepping on the ground made of rammed earth.
Half of the girl's body is in the sun, and half of her body is in the shadow. Her skin in the sun is crystal clear, as shiny as a newborn baby, while her skin in the shadow is smooth and delicate, as gentle and smooth as ivory.
The crying gradually stopped.
The pink-haired girl looked down at her body, paused for a moment, stepped on the ground with her toes and spun twice, paused for a moment, and finally looked at the water in a bucket filled with water under the eaves.
“Hey, I seem pretty cute.”
The pink-haired girl turned her head to look at Xia Mi in confusion.
Xia Mi looked at the pink-haired girl in a daze.
At this time, the Demon King really felt that the bones were quite cute.
“Xia, Sir Xia Mi?”
The pink-haired girl walked towards Xia Mi with bare feet. She seemed a little unaccustomed to this new body. Her little feet covered with fresh soil were a little unsteady and she almost fell down.
However, he still walked in front of Xia Mi, blocking the sunlight from the sky towards Xia Mi.
After all, he is a person who has seen the world. Xia Mi quickly regained his composure. The Demon King Ring on his finger flashed, and two large towels appeared and he threw them to the pink-haired girl.
“Wrap up your body first.”
“I just said it's troublesome to be a human!”
The skeleton was not satisfied, so he did as he was told, draping a large towel over his shoulders and wrapping another around his hips, and then sat back down next to Xia Mi.
The skeleton was originally very good, so it seems that it is no surprise that she is now a beautiful girl when she is transformed into a human being.
However, it was quite unexpected that she turned out to be a beautiful **** the same level as a few demons.
Xia Mi finally breathed a sigh of relief.
“Lord Xia Mi, please change me back to my original state. No matter how I lead the skeleton tribe in the future, they won't recognize me anymore.”
The pink-haired girl looked at Xia Mi while shaking her arm.
【Demon King's Sense Activate】
【Name: Skeleton】
【Status: normal】
【Race: Succubus】
Xia Mi looked at the pink-haired girl in surprise.
“Wait, Skeleton, why are you a succubus?”
The pink-haired girl was stunned for a moment and tilted her head back.
“Hey, doesn't Sir Xia Mi know?”
“You never told me.”
The pink-haired girl retracted her hands and slowly inserted them between the closed thighs in front of her.
“Oh… maybe no one wants to hear a story about a skeleton… so I didn't mention it…”
Seeing the pink-haired girl's eyelashes lowering slightly, Xia Mi thought for a while.
He has done something to the pink hair in front of him. Even if it is a skeleton, he still has to bear the responsibility of a little extra care.
Besides, now this is a very cute pink fur.
Xia Mi looked to the side with his peripheral vision, glanced at the mound in the towel of the pink-haired girl, and then looked away.
“Skeleton, all you heard that night were my stories. To compensate, tell me yours.”
The skeleton face was slightly raised, and the eyes gradually became excited.
“Sir Xia Mi, do you want to hear my story?”
"A little bit. It doesn't matter if you don't say it. Anyway, the confusion in my heart has been resolved."
Xia Mi naturally takes retreat in order to advance.
“However, I really want to know what happened to the skeleton from the moment it appeared in this world to now.”
The pink-haired girl raised her lips, joy flowing on her small face.
“Wait a minute! I'll brew for a while!”
The pink-haired girl pondered for a while.
“Where to start? Let's start from here. That's where my memory begins.”
“Sir Xia Mi knows that Luwaka often goes to Succubus Tea House.”
“Hmm. The memory is particularly deep.”
“I was bought by Luwaka at the Succubus Tea House.”
Xia Mi gradually became curious.
“It seemed like there was an auction held in the Succubus Tea House. Various things were auctioned, including plump human women that dwarves like, cat-eared maids kept privately by the royal family, etc. Among them was me.”
The pink-haired girl spoke slowly, her eyes moving from time to time because of the memories.
Skeletons have no memory of their lives, and neither does the pink-haired girl. However, she learned this information during the reconciliation between Luwaka and his Rolling Stone Finance Minister after she became a member of the Skeleton Clan.
【Memories of the Skeleton~~~
The door of the newly built biological laboratory is opened from the outside.
Luwaka, who had a yellow face and white lips and two dark circles under his eyes, greeted the two skeletons and entered the door one after the other.
“Be careful, don't damage my things! I bought this for 100 gold coins!”
"yes!"
Two skeletons carefully moved in a transparent glass exhibition cabinet. Inside the exhibition cabinet was an extremely delicate humanoid skeleton whose bones seemed to be glowing.
“Lord Luwaka, where should I put it?”
“Hmm~”
Lwaka thought for a while and pointed to the corner of the biological laboratory.
“This is it.”
The exhibition cabinet was put away and the two skeletons left. Luwaka couldn't wait to walk over. A trace of resurrection magic appeared on his fingers and flew into the skeleton's skull.
Lwaka removed the glass surrounding the exhibition cabinet.
“Lord Luwaka, you bought such a meaningless thing again.”
At this time, a stone man with gold particles on his surface slowly walked in.
“Wealth, Minister of Finance.”
Luwaka turned around nervously and looked at this powerful rolling stone spirit.
"Now the adventure group plans to launch a full-scale attack on the demons. The demons want to build an army to resist the brave, and the financial resources they can allocate are very limited. There is no spare funds to buy such things." "I know, I know. But this is nothing. It's useless! This is the [pure succubus skeleton] that I bought from the Succubus Teahouse at a huge price.”
“What is a pure succubus skeleton?”
Luwaka handed an invoice to Rolling Stone.
"Reimbursement. - It refers to the young succubi who have not experienced the coming-of-age ceremony. The succubus teahouse has regulations that require succubi to be eighteen years old before they are allowed to operate their own bodies. Before that, those underage succubi need to keep their The chastity of your own body. After all, the first night of a succubus can be auctioned for a very high price."
“What does this have to do with this skeleton?”
Luwaka sneered.
“The Succubus Tea House is a place where profit comes first. As long as there is profit to be made, the Succubi can even sell their own compatriots.
There are risks in the growth of succubi. Due to the influence of blood, succubi whose bodies are always occupied by desires will not live long. Some succubi will even die for no reason at the age of ten.
Those underage dead succubi will have their flesh and blood removed under the Holy Light spell of the Holy Light user in the teahouse, and become the skeleton of the succubus, which will be auctioned to those special people who have a fetish for skeletons. "
“So Lord Luwaka has a fetish for skeletons?”
“Of course not!”
Lwaka quickly denied it.
“It's to create the Succubus Army. Use your brain to think about it, Minister of Finance!”
The Stone Rolling Spirit moved his stone head as much as possible, making a clanging sound.
Luwaka added angrily: "Since I can resurrect skeletons and turn them into skeleton warriors. Then what if I turn the succubus skeletons into succubus skeletons and then find a way to restore their abilities while alive? Isn't it possible to create an army of succubus skeletons? Succubi, apart from lust, are not weak at all in combat. You must know that the price of succubus skeletons is generally not expensive, because this skeleton was quite cute in life, and it was a young girl. Succubus, so it's a bit more expensive.”
“Lord Luwaka is worthy of being a demon king, and he indeed has his own ideas!”
The Minister of Rolling Stone praised him.
“However, if you want to resurrect a skeleton warrior, you should look at the skeleton's combat prowess when he was alive, rather than whether he looks cute or not.”
“That's true, but, let's take it all into consideration.”
Luwaka nodded nervously.
Minister Rolling Stone glanced at the skeleton on the side.
"Lord Luwaka, you must have been deceived. This kind of defective succubus without a tail is definitely not strong enough to reach that price."
"Okay! I naturally have my own plans in this regard. - Minister of Finance, why is the gold income of the Demon Tribe getting lower and lower recently? Do you need to reorganize the situation of the Rolling Stone Tribe!"
Luwaka changed the topic and stared at the Rolling Stone Minister with panda eyes seriously.
The Minister of Rolling Stone suddenly felt guilty, but because it was a stone, there was no change in his expression.
“I understand. Then I'll leave first.”
The Rolling Stone left the biology laboratory in a hurry.
Luwaka was the only one left in the biology laboratory. After making sure that no one was disturbing him, Luwaka came to the skeleton again, rubbed his hands, licked his lips, and slowly reached for his pants.
“Wait!” (voice-over)
Memories were interrupted~~~】
Garden shed.
Xia Mi interrupted the pink-haired girl's memories.
“Luwaka has already reached out and unbuttoned his pants. He said it was to create the Succubus Skeleton Army, but in fact Luwaka was probably doing that! He wants Lepp's skeleton! Bah! Disgusting! Abnormal!”
“Sir Xia Mi, please listen to what I have to say.”
The pink-haired girl told the impatient Xia Mi not to worry.
【Memories continue~~~
“As expected of you, Luwaka, you can find excuses to deal with this.”
Luwaka looked at the skeleton in front of him, ready to move.
"Having been a demon king for so long, I have punished hundreds of succubi, human women...even orcs, female goblins, female dwarves, plump lambs, and sweet calves. I wonder what skeletons are like? Constantly. Challenging new things, this is what it means to be a demon king."
Lwaka gradually approached the skeleton, and slowly stretched out his hand, but when he was about to touch the bone, it stopped in mid-air.
Looking at this lifeless skeleton, Luwaka hesitated.
Whether it's intuition, reason, or ○○, they all tell him that this will hurt.
In the biological laboratory, Luwaka's eyes finally fell into hesitation, and finally gave up.
"Hmph. Skeletons and stuff are really too perverted and totally unacceptable. People at least can't, at least shouldn't do that kind of thing. Even I have to despise that person for such a thing."
Luwaka sneered.
At this moment, the ring on his hand sent a message.
Harlan: Xiukas went to Fatta and there was no one at home. You can come to my place. I heard that you set up a biological laboratory, or I can bring experimental toys there. '
Lwaka suddenly became excited and used the ring to reply.
“I also made a classroom and brought a teacher's uniform with me, and I will go to the classroom to study today.”
Lwaka walked out of the biology laboratory excitedly and stopped before going out.
“Wait, did I resurrect this skeleton?”
"Maybe not."
The door is closed.
The end of memories~~~]
"How can a person who can proudly say that he has punished sheep and cows have the right to despise me! This guy who only goes to the succubus teahouse and has an affair with the wife of a brave man has no right to criticize me! This **** Luwaka is defeated Without all the belongings of the demon clan, I am left to start from scratch by myself, and I haven't even found his body yet to whip his body!”
As soon as the pink-haired girl finished speaking, Xia Mi punched a hole in the wall of the hut behind her in anger, and then transformed into the King of Destruction and left fist holes in the wall of the hut.
“I, do I want to continue talking...”
The pink-haired girl put her knees together in fear.
Taking a deep breath and swallowing the air back into his stomach, Xia Mi sat back on the long wooden bench.
"continue."
The pink-haired girl blinked her eyes and opened her mouth slightly.
"So, although Luwaka resurrected me, he never cared about me after that time. Because he spent money to buy it and was reluctant to throw it away, so he left me in the corner of the human laboratory to eat dust."
“It's just that too much glue has caused severe memory loss. I can't remember what happened just a few minutes ago. It's really rubbish, Luwaka. You deserve to die early.”
Xia Mi laughed wildly.
“Because Luwaka forgot to take back my magic power, and I didn't want him to discover that I was conscious, I pretended to be an ordinary skeleton and stood motionless in the corner of the laboratory for more than two years.”
Hearing this, Xia Mi suddenly lost his temper and looked at the pink-haired girl with wide eyes.
“So you play this kind of role in the biological laboratory! I thought you were holding a very prestigious position in Luwaka, but I didn't expect that you are just a marginal ornament. It sounds like I feel sad for you.”
“Also, there are times when I gain something. I don't just stand there. I have seen Luwaka bring different people back to the biology laboratory.”
“This can't be considered a gain at all! At most, it's just a splash in an extremely boring life.”
Xia Mi thought about it and wanted to complain even more.
“Lina peeked at the decent adventure group ○○ in the novice village, and you peeked at the villain BOSS ○○ in the Demon King's City. What's so weird about this [me in another world]? Hey!”
He seemed to remember the big words he said when he met Xia Mi for the first time. His pink-haired face turned red with embarrassment, and the fingers of his two small hands rubbed together shyly.
Xia Mi was finally able to see the change in the skeleton's mood. He glanced at the pink-haired girl from the corner of his eye and handed the topic back to the pink-haired girl.
“What happens next?”
The story continues.
“Later, due to the defeat of the Demon King's City, the brave men captured the vicinity of the Demon King's City. Luwaka dispersed the magic power to every monster in the Demon King's City and sent them to the front line, so I slipped out.”
Xia Mi listened quietly.
"Then how did you become obsessed with stockings culture? You were attracted to stockings when you peeked at Luwaka and different people?"
“No. It was after I escaped.”
Fenmao shook his head.
“Master Xia Mi, if you think about it, you will know how it is possible for a skeleton to confront the adventurers head-on. I could only try to escape all the way. Then one night, a group of us escaped skeletons were surrounded by adventurers.”
"Seeing that the Skeleton Team was about to be wiped out, I thought I was going to die, but I remembered that I had picked up a female adventurer's complete set of black stocking equipment on the battlefield during the day. I quickly put it on myself, then hid in the darkness, and The night merged into one, successfully escaping the pursuit of the adventure group, and became the only skeleton to survive."
The pink-haired girl said, raising her head slightly and looking at the sky with emotion.
“Black silk is such a great invention...”
Hearing the pink-haired girl's lament, the complaining servant Xia Ya couldn't find how to complain for a while.
"…may be…"
“After that, I also met adventurers during the day, but because of wearing stockings, several adventurers were slowed down several times, and then they narrowly escaped. I gradually discovered the allure of stockings and skeletons.”
“No, I was frightened. The adventurer was definitely frightened.”
"Later, I fled near the Kingdom of Fes and found a small group of skeletons who were also wandering in the woods there. After hearing that Luwaka was killed by the brave and the demon clan collapsed, I was frightened every day. And because I have been staying in the biology laboratory, never learned any offensive moves, and don't know how to attack. I am gradually being squeezed out by the skeletons there, and I can only stay on the outside of the group of skeletons.”
“Then I met Lord Xia Mi in a convoy that robbed humans.”
The pink-haired girl hugged her knees with her hands, staring at Xia Mi with two pink-blue eyes in her big eyes.
Correct. Everything clicked.
Because the Luwaka mentioned by the skeleton was exactly the same as the Luwaka Xia Mi knew, and many details echoed some previous conversations.
Xia Mi knew that there was no lie in what Fenmao said to him.
“If I hadn't met Lord Xia Mi, I don't know what I would have become like in the future. Maybe I would have been killed in that convoy robbery.”
Xia Mi was silent. At that time, he just accepted the skeleton. I didn't expect the skeleton's experience to be so bleak.
With no parents, no home, and no bullying, this kind of setting is definitely the heroine's existence in youth campus romantic comedies.
“If it weren't for Xia Mi-sama, I might have died a long time ago. Even if I hadn't died, I would still be picking up **** from various garbage dumps and eating it... In this world, only Xia Mi-sama is the only human being who cares about the skeleton..."
Pink Hair lowered his head, his voice slightly choked.
Xia Mi glanced at the skeleton with emotion, and suddenly, he seemed to remember something.
"There should be one more. When the skeleton went to San Carno City for training, wasn't it picked up by Director Rooney of San Carno School, who has dwarven blood? He is also quite friendly to the skeleton."
Xia Mi said, seeming to notice a hint of uneasiness.
“Isn't this guy also a pervert? If you are a dwarf, you should know about the dark side world like the Succubus Teahouse.”
The pink-haired girl waved her arms and shook her head vigorously.
"No way. Rooney is a good man. He already has a wife and two daughters. His wife is a plump woman. Rooney loves his wife very much, because many dwarves like plump human women. Rooney's drawers are full of I saw a photo of a plump and mature woman. Rooney is very positive. Even if he peeked at the photo, he was just peeking inside the office. How could he touch a skeleton?"
“What kind of positive energy is this? He's just a middle-aged, henpecked man who doesn't even dare to take home **** magazines.”
Xia Mi felt inexplicably heartbroken after hearing this.
The more he heard, the less able he felt that he could clear himself up that night.
He is the only one who knows how to build skeletons and so on?
The pink-haired girl recalled and suddenly complained dissatisfiedly.
“It's really disgusting to say that. The reason why Rooney picked me back was not out of good intentions at all, but had an ulterior motive. Hmph, how could a middle-aged man with a big belly and a big belly do things without a purpose.”
“Isn't it for decoration?”
Xia Mi suddenly became curious.
"No way. Isn't Rooney a master architect? He attaches great importance to the feng shui of rooms and houses. The reason why he put me in the office is to use a skeleton to suppress the evil and evil atmosphere of that building. Every day, I I burned incense and knelt down to worship, and the ashes I had inhaled for several months almost made me vomit. I am obviously just a skeleton, so why are you worshiping me as if you are worshiping a god?"
"ah?"
“It's normal for students to jump off buildings, especially in top universities on the mainland like San Carno School. There used to be a student Zisha in that building. Architectural masters more or less believe in strange things like Feng Shui to suppress evil.”
Xia Mi recalled carefully.
In the dusty memory, I found that when I went to Rooney's office, I did find traces of cigarette ash on the ground. In my memory, Rooney's eyes on the skeleton were never wrong. The only time Rooney sent a skeleton to participate in the idol competition, it was just like Hold it like a normal prop.
“However, there is something cute about dwarves taking part in an idol contest with a skeleton.”
“Actually, I wanted to find an excuse to throw me away.”
Xia Mi: “…”
“Why didn't you tell me about this kind of thing at the time?”
“I only learned about the relevant culture later and gradually understood it.”
The pink-haired girl sighed.
“That's how it feels to live under someone else's roof.”
Seeing that Xia Mi didn't speak, the pink-haired girl slightly straightened her back, which was slightly hunched due to natural speaking.
“However, I am not living under someone else's roof here, Sir Xia Mi. I feel like I am at home here.”
Fenmao raised his head and looked seriously at Xia Mi, who was a head taller than him. He opened his thin moist lips, kissed Xia Mi on the cheek, and then sat down.
“Thank you, Sir Xia Mi.”
"no need thank me?"
Xia Mi touched his face, and there was a warm touch.
In his heart, Xia Mi clearly knew that the pink hair in front of him was a skeleton not long ago, and being kissed by a skeleton would definitely be a nightmare, but the joy that kept emerging in his heart could not lie.
Xia Mi's subconscious had already accepted the kiss.
“Because Lord Xia Mi took me in.”
"It's just a common thing. You are a monster to begin with, and the devil takes in the monster. Isn't it normal?"
"And he is willing to give me his first night, which proves that even the most ordinary and insignificant skeletons are part of the big demon family and are not just consumables on their way to death. This probably confirms the sentence - as long as you are willing to work hard, you can succeed. Skeletons can also realize their dreams."
“These words have turned to inspirational chicken soup too quickly. Let me figure out what kind of chicken soup you want to pour me.”
Xia Mi's brain couldn't keep up, so he stretched out his hand to indicate that he was temporarily suspended.
“What is your dream?”
The pink-haired girl looked at Xia Mi, her legs swaying from side to side happily.
"you guess?"
Xia Mi is still talking.
The pink-haired girl had already stood up. She turned her muddy little feet and stood in front of Xia Mi. Two large towels fell off her body, and her entire delicate body appeared in the sunlight.
The pink-haired girl turned her back to the sun, pointed her right index finger at Xia Mi, and raised her thin lips slightly, as if she was declaring occupation.
“No matter what, Xia Mi-sama's first night is mine. Xia Mi-sama, you actually control the skeleton, right? Admit the charm of the skeleton!”
Two large towels fell to the mud floor, and the bright sunlight followed the edge of the girl's confident body, slid over the girl's delicate skin, and fell into Xia Mi's eyes as she raised her head.
Xia Mi looked at the slender index finger pointed in front of his nose, followed the tight arm, and looked at the pink-haired girl in front of him.
At this moment, his previously extremely firm XP wavered.
He definitely didn't know how to control the skeleton before, but now...
The devil's door leading to XP purgatory made a "chirp" sound, and a crack appeared.
“Although Miss Lulea and the others have always said that self-mutilation does not count, Sir Xia Mi has already entered this place, how could it not count?”
The pink-haired girl looked down at Xia Mi, pointing her right hand at Xia Mi's nose, and her left hand's fingers slowly pointed at the girl's~.
Xia Mi's eyes gradually widened while he was sitting.
“Hey, don't point at that part in the wild in broad daylight. These two things cannot be regarded as the same!”
The garden is not an uninhabited land. Monsters will walk by from time to time, and several demon envoys are also in the demon territory. The panicked Xia Mi quickly held the pink-haired left finger.
If monsters and demons see this scene again, it will be even harder to clear away the crime.
Xia Mi's consciousness searched for the Demon King's Ring and pieced it together here and there.
The golden-haired white stockings, the white-haired Pangji, the purple-haired underwear, and the black-haired coat were all put together into a set of clothes.
“Anyway, let's put on our clothes first.”
Xia Mi blinked, looking away from the sunlight shining between the legs of the pink-haired girl, and motioned to the clothes in his hands.
“Eh~ It's so troublesome! Can you just wear stockings?”
Pink Mao only holds a pair of white silk.
"no!"
“Then I'll just wear my coat.”
"no."
"It's so troublesome! I've been feeling very uncomfortable since I turned into a human. Although I look pretty cute, my bones are filled with blood and flesh, as if I'm wearing tight autumn clothes and long trousers. And now I feel cold. Wow, this feeling is so disturbing!”
“I'm sorry, I can't relate to you, but it's winter now! Get me dressed quickly!”
Xia Mi said in a cold tone.
“Hi, hi, hi.”
Fenmao finally gave in. Under Xia Mi's gaze, he slowly raised his feet and put on Pangji, then stockings, underwear, and finally a coat.
Less than a meter in front of Fenmao, Xia Mi's Adam's apple, which had witnessed the entire dressing process, finally rolled up and down.
What a shameless guy.
“I'm so used to it...only stockings are comfortable...or just wear stockings..."
Fengmao pulled at his clothes, looking awkward.
Xia Mi just wanted to refuse.
Fenmao was suddenly shrouded in a ball of light. The next moment, all the clothes he wore fell to the ground. The light disappeared and the white skeleton reappeared.
“Haha, I've changed back! The skeleton is still the most comfortable!”
The skeleton jumped with excitement.
Xia Mi's eyes, which had just been illuminated, suddenly dimmed. He was completely unable to adapt to the skeleton full of bones in front of him, let alone connect the skeleton in front of him with the pink-haired girl who was pointing at him just now.
"The gap is too big! Change your skeleton back!"
“No! This is the real me!”
The skeleton picked up the flower basket and ran away. The small universe exploded and disappeared in an instant. The flowers in the flower basket fell to the ground. In a few breaths, the skeleton disappeared at the end of the grassland.
In the garden, behind Xia Mi, the working hut that he had punched with holes collapsed, causing a cloud of dust.
Xia Ya stood blankly in the middle of the garden. (End of chapter)
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