Chapter 287 What are the fears of the middle-aged male villagers?
“You're saying that all of these people were raped by Goblins and then suffered from Goblin Syndrome?”
The political minister asked the attending doctor with an embarrassed expression while pointing at the soldier who was curled up in a daze on the hospital bed.
The attending doctor was also stunned for a moment. If an entire army could be raped, then creatures like goblins would be too terrifying.
However, relying on the news of the defeat that has gone viral in the city and the situation of injured soldiers entering the hospital for treatment, the chief doctor has roughly arrived at a result.
"No. Goblin syndrome may occur if you are severely threatened by goblins in a short period of time. It is most likely a sequelae of war after fighting goblins."
“The battle with the goblins also left the sequelae of the war. How hypocritical are these soldiers? Is their daily meal just sea cucumbers?”
At this moment, the chief doctor's voice of "Goblin is long, Goblin is short" reached the ears of the soldiers on the side. The soldiers lying on the bed screamed in panic and hurriedly hid under the bed.
Like a chain reaction, the entire huge ward was in chaos.
“Riot! The ward rioted because of saying a word about goblins!”
The attending doctor quickly led the nurses to suppress the sudden riot.
The political minister left the ward with a solemn expression and took away Defense Minister Mason who was smoking outside the ward.
The two of them entered the palace along the main street.
Along the way, I saw countless newspapers with the words "The Royal Capital Army was defeated" flying everywhere, and excited people rushed to tell each other. Although there were special patrols to control order, they could not stop the spread of the news like the wind.
The royal palace.
In the highest tower of the palace, Masson and the political minister met King de la Rosa.
De la Rosa put her hands behind her back and looked back at the scene of the royal capital from the floor-to-ceiling window.
"Minister Mason. Thanks to you, the whole country now knows that our elite Royal Capital Army lost to the Goblins. Is it because the number of 10,000 is not enough, or is the Royal Capital Army's combat effectiveness insufficient, or perhaps the equipment and supplies are insufficient? Give you enough?"
De la Rosa's eyes were like a cobra about to attack, staring at the green-haired Mason in front of him.
Perhaps those residents of the royal capital would think this was just a farce joke, but as the king of a country, Dela Rosa has already been entangled in all kinds of trivial matters.
The news that the Royal Capital Army was defeated by the goblins spread like wildfire. The first to be affected was the Royal Family of Isper. Not only was their dominance questioned, but their prestige in each major city was greatly weakened.
But compared to the situation at home, the situation outside the kingdom is the worst.
At the daily meeting of the Eastern Kingdom in the morning, Dela Rosa had been ridiculed several times by the kings of several other kingdoms.
"This is the first time in human history, the first time that the regular army cannot defeat the goblins! They actually appeared on my soldiers in the kingdom I rule! Shame! Great shame! The shame of the country!"
De La Rosa said, but couldn't help but roar loudly, and directly pulled down the curtain on the side with one hand.
This shows how huge the influence of this matter is.
“General Masen, how do you explain it? I will kill all nine of your tribes, no, it's not an exaggeration to say that I will kill all the nine tribes of your neighbors too!”
Mason listened to the words "Goblin" and "Goblin" in Dela Rosa's mouth, and his hands couldn't help trembling. He quickly suppressed the trembling.
That's right, the coach also suffered from Goblin Syndrome after being attacked by Goblin Fire Attack that night.
"Your Majesty, Goblins are no longer the Goblins of the past. They are no longer stupid creatures that can be wiped out by a few villagers with farm tools. They have huge numbers, neat armies, and even specialized Strategy against the enemy! Attack the Royal Capital Army with fire at night, steal food and kill soldiers in an orderly manner. This is not something that the goblins of the previous generation of demon kings could do!"
Mason raised his head and looked at de la Rosa with sincere eyes.
He lived for more than forty years, and during the Luwaka era he often led teams to exterminate stray goblins near the royal capital. These words are very valuable.
De la Rosa fell into silence, but the murderous intent was still in his eyes.
“No matter what, I must execute you today. Otherwise, how can we quell the public dissatisfaction in the capital?”
"Please give me another chance. I will definitely be able to wipe out all the goblins."
Mason's face turned pale and he knelt down quickly.
De la Rosa's solemn expression never changed.
Mason secretly looked at the political minister aside. The political minister stood up with understanding.
Mason has a personal connection of interest with the political secretary. Before coming here, he secretly communicated with the political minister and asked the latter to protect him in front of de la Rosa.
"Your Majesty, I think there is no need for Minister Masen to lie. Now that the country in Isper is peaceful and peaceful, no city dares to send troops to attack the royal capital army. Even some rogue bandits do not have the strength to go head-to-head with an army of 10,000 people.
I saw the injuries of the returning soldiers at the military hospital. General Ma Sen may not be telling the truth. Goblins have the potential to evolve to a point where we cannot take them lightly. Minister Mason was a brave soldier, and it was his honor to die in battle. But he would rather bear the shame and escape back, certainly to convey this important information to us. "
The Minister of State bowed slightly.
“Master De La Rosa, with this information, we can prepare to resist the demons before other countries.”
With the help of the political minister, de la Rosa's anger subsided slightly.
"Indeed. There must be some connection between the simultaneous appearance of the demon envoy and the goblin monster. Mason also has a small contribution."
Mason raised his head excitedly and glanced at the political minister gratefully.
Sang, the political minister of Aligado.
"But the death penalty can be avoided, but the living crime cannot be escaped. Masen, as the commander-in-chief, you have almost completely destroyed the 10,000 royal capital troops. I forgive you for the death penalty, but the disaster of prison is inevitable. Minister of Political Affairs, how should this crime be punished? ."
“It can be convicted of serious negligence as a coach and requires 50 years in prison.”
“Come here, take Masen down and put him in a dungeon for 50 years.”
Mason looked at the political minister with a pale face.
There is no difference between being in jail for 50 years and being dead. If you were the one to impose the punishment, the crime would be lighter!
The soldiers handcuffed Ma Sen out of the palace, and the political minister who followed him patted Ma Sen on the shoulder.
"Then you stay in jail for 50 years. When you come out after 50 years, we will still be good brothers. I will help you take care of your wife and several concubines."
“This is worse than death!”
Demon realm.
Xia Mi came to Ghost Valley.
This is a territory divided for the ghost tribe. In the middle is a long and winding valley. There are lush bushes and trees growing on the hillside. Usually very little sunlight can enter the valley. The surface of the valley is dark and cool, making it difficult for any living thing to walk in it. I couldn't help but stand up cold.
There are dense woods on both sides, home to various wild animals. From time to time, small animals will scurry in the bushes, making people passing by on tenterhooks.
After passing the Ghost Valley, there is the territory of the Skeleton Clan—a huge cemetery assigned to the skeleton by Xia Mi specifically for the Skeleton Clan to live in.
At present, there are hundreds of soil bags and tombstones in this huge cemetery, which has its own gloomy scope.
All in all, the scary atmosphere in this area itself is already very good. Coupled with the presence of ghosts, it can definitely become a scary place.
Xia Mi entered the Ghost Valley and looked around for the gentle presence of twin ponytails.
Not long after, a little ghost peeked out from behind a tree to peek at Xia Mi.
"I saw you!"
Xia Mi turned around and looked over, grabbing the twin-tailed ghost who was trying to hide away. "Xia, Sir Xia Mi..."
The twin ponytails were floating in the air, and the clothes at the back of the neck were grabbed by Xia Mi. The whole ghost was like a kitten, shrinking its body with a fearful expression, and slowly floated aside to the black pen that fell next to the root of the tree.
“Why are you so afraid of strangers, little ghost? You can't scare anyone like this.”
Xia Mi picked up the black pen and interrupted Wen Li's idea of hiding in the hiding box.
“Sir Xia Mi…I'm not causing any trouble here…”
The twin-tailed man said seriously, his head always lowered, not daring to look at Xia Mi.
"Demons don't want good children. If you are a ghost, you have to use your scary nature and scare people hard. The purpose of coming here this time is to test and cultivate your professional qualities and abilities."
There are currently two ghosts in the ghost family, the video ghost Stacey and the pen fairy ghost Wen Li.
The former already has strong business capabilities, and is now scaring people around outside the Demon Realm, looking for fellow ghosts.
The latter is much inferior and is a ghost of social fear.
But both of them are the targets that Xia Mi plans to train to be the leaders of the ghost clan.
There is not so much time to choose talented ghosts for him now.
Although the twin-tailed ghost in front of him was fearful and seemed to have mediocre talents, he did not believe that he could not train Wen Li into a terrifying ghost with the help of the Demon King's one-on-one training since childhood.
“Okay, Wen Li, let's test your scaring ability first. Find an opportunity to scare me.”
Xia Mi looked at the twin-tailed ghost in front of him and said slowly.
The twin-ponytail ghost was stunned for a while, then raised his little face and looked at Xia Mi fiercely, and at the same time opened his two little hands.
“Woo~”
I wasn't scared at all, and it was quite cute.
“No wonder you couldn't scare people before.”
Xia Mi sighed.
"I'm sorry...Xia Mi-sama..."
“But it's not impossible to transform it.”
Xia Mi glanced at Wen Li with a smile, and Wen Li suddenly felt something bad.
The portal opens.
Transportation gate.
Xia Mi took a black pen and came to a small human village. He randomly found a villager's house in the village and sneaked into it. Then he put the black pen on the table, hid on the roof, and checked the situation inside the house through the [Briefing Paper].
“Okay, now I'll give you a task. Find a way to scare the villagers living here. If you can't scare them, just wait to be thrown into the stove as firewood.”
That's right, the devil's education is that simple!
Rough and free-range cultivation, don't give up until the goal is achieved!
“Sir, Xia Xia Xia Mi!”
The twin-ponytail ghost hunched his shoulders and looked around in panic.
The next moment, there was a sound at the door, and Wen Li quickly returned to the black pen.
This is a room with very poor lighting. There is almost no light, which is very suitable for scaring people.
If you can't even scare a villager, how can you scare adventurers?
Xia Mi observed silently.
at the same time.
【News from the briefing】
【A villager in his fifties walked home slowly. 】
'Come to my house and spend the night.' The villager was flirting with a female villager at the door of the house. 】
'Damn it, your wife has only been back to her parents' home for a few days, yet you dare to be so bold. Don't be afraid that she will come back and beat you to death~']
'Am I afraid of that tigress? I usually let her go. Don't worry, she won't be back for a while~']
At the invitation of the villagers, a rough and crazy female villager in her forties also walked into the house. The two met while doing farm work, plowing two adjacent fields. By chance, the two people's hoes collided, creating a heart-pounding spark. 】
“Cheating is cheating, there's no point in adding a story that looks like an innocent love story!”
As soon as the two entered the house, they were immediately entangled with each other like firewood, and clothes fell all over the house. 】
【'On the bed? ' 'No, just this table, **** it! ']
【The two of them leaned on the table with the black pen and began to do farm work. Suddenly the sound of plowing filled the entire house. 】
“It's over! Suddenly Wen Li became the number one audience watching adult reality shows at a very close distance! Children will learn to be bad!”
Xia Mi frowned and looked at the black pen that was less than half a meter away from the villagers on the table, and was quickly relieved.
“However, children have to grow up all the time. Sometimes it is not good for parents to control too much.”
【The square wooden table swings violently in tandem with the farm work of the two villagers. The black pen on the table was also shaky. 】
At this time, the female villager who had been panting and shouting seemed to have reached the peak of her interest. She swept her hand across the table and looked for suitable tools from the items on the side to make farming more enjoyable, and grabbed a black pen in one hand. 】
"Don't do that kind of thing to Wen Li, you bastard! She will be tainted!"
Xia Mi became nervous.
【'etc. 'What's wrong? ' 'Do you have a pen at home? ' 'Isn't that what you have? ']
【The male villager and the female villager stopped plowing the fields and began to discuss the pen. 'I think I heard about this pen at the village girl's afternoon tea party. Didn't the recent murderous video set off a trend of horror legends in various villages? This pen also seems to be a horror legend. It's called Bixian. ' The female villager looked at the lines on the black pen and said slowly. 】
【Seeing this, the male villager suggested that he should try it out. Now the two people, who were full of passion, didn't believe the scary rumors at all, and immediately divided the work and cooperated. The male villagers plowed the fields and the female villagers summoned the pen fairy. 】
"What kind of two-player cooperative mode is this? Hey! Wen Li, you only have the last chance left. Think about what the middle-aged and elderly male villagers are afraid of! If you don't scare the two of them, they are just waiting to be used by the female villagers. In a strange place!"
【The female villager began to summon the pen fairy. But the black pen didn't move at all. After several times in a row, the female villager shrugged her shoulders and decided to use this pen to increase the fun of farming. 】
“Are you really afraid to come out? Even a little **** with twin tails has to bravely scare others!”
Xia Mi is ready to parachute at any time to knock out two villagers and save Wen Li.
【At this moment, there was a fluctuation in the black pen. The two villagers looked up, and a ferocious female villager with a beast type appeared in front of them. Her body was as big as a brown bear and full of impact, and she stared at them with a pair of tiger-like eyes. 】
【'Female, tigress? ! ']
[The male villager's eyes widened, and after squeezing out a few words from his throat in a hoarse voice, his body fell back stiffly, and his heart stopped. The female villager also yelled and was instantly frightened and fainted. 】
(End of this chapter)
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