Chapter 249 The first religion of demons appears!
[This pink fitness guru with horns on his head and muscles all over his body broke into a resident's home last night to preach. The resident said he was blackmailed and has called the police. If anyone finds an illegal preacher, please report it to the San Carno City security guard in time. Bureau report. 】
Xia Mi, who put his luggage on his back and was about to leave the hotel, stopped.
The more he listened, the more he felt that the broadcasting crystal was talking about a creature he knew!
Night.
The main city of San Carno is brightly lit. In comparison, the streets near the suburbs are slightly deserted. The cool wind blows along the streets. The street lights fall like dandelions at the bottom of the lake. In the light clusters, hundreds of them are covered in black. The cloaked figure slowly appeared.
At the end of the street, in front of a bar with neon lights, a man walked out slowly holding a scantily clad woman. The woman was dressed in OL clothes, with heavy makeup on her face, and two black stockings on her not-so-good-looking legs.
“How about it, come to my house.”
“Don't, **** it, it will be terrible if your wife finds out~”
The woman wants to welcome him but refuses, touching the man's lips with her fingers.
“You are so naughty.”
The man pulled the woman over.
“Then find a small alley.”
The two of them walked to a dim small street nearby.
I just found a small alley and was about to go in to get down to business. Suddenly, a huge figure three meters tall slowly walked out of the alley. The strong pressure scared the woman away.
When the man came to his senses, he was already surrounded by several big men in cloaks in the center.
“You, you are...”
Looking at these majestic creatures holding a teaching book in front of them, the man suddenly woke up and took a few steps back in a panic, his face pale.
“Mr. Guhan, it seems you still remember us.”
Of course the man remembered these creatures before him, and they had knocked on his door the night before to preach.
“What do you want to do?”
"Mr. Guhan, you have violated the teachings of our Pure Love Cult. You clearly have a wife at home, but you are hooking up with bar girls outside. This is the most serious act of rebellion."
The tallest pink Niu Niu slowly walked up to the man and slowly took off his cloak, revealing his true face.
The man was completely shocked.
What kind of human is this? It's clearly a mutated pink minotaur!
"According to the punishment methods of this religion, I need to confiscate your cattle."
The pink cow looked at the human man seriously.
“Ha, ha? Wait, wait! Why is there such a severe punishment!”
The man's lips turned pale.
"Because you took the initiative to join our Pure Love Cult. As a believer, you must stick to your faith and cannot violate the teachings."
“Obviously I joined because you offered me a pack of cigarettes if I wanted to join! I want to quit the religion!”
The man remembered what happened the night before and protested loudly.
The night before yesterday, Gu Han, who was blowing in the air and smoking in front of his house, suddenly met a tauren who was preaching. He was not interested at all, but he happened to finish smoking the cigarette in his hand.
Once I heard that you can get a pack of cigarettes as a gift when you join the church, and you don't need to attend church every week or pay membership fees or anything like that. It doesn't look like a scam. Even if it is a scam, you won't lose anything, so I agreed.
“Sorry, you have to pay a withdrawal fee of 100 gold coins to quit teaching.”
“It turns out it's still a fraud!”
The man turned around and wanted to run away.
But the bulls locked him quickly.
“Don't worry, Mr. Guhan, we have a dedicated cow removal doctor.”
At the pink tauren's wave, a tauren wearing a doctor's uniform came out.
This is the tauren doctor trained by Chief Pink Niu Niu in the tauren tribe these days.
【Tauren Doctor】
【Ability: Able to quickly treat the tauren's wounds. 】
【Special Skills: He has in-depth research on cows and cows, and can remove the opponent's cows with the slightest pain. 】
“And I didn't say there would be such a punishment at the time! Wait, wait a minute! Please, I'll refund you..."
The man screamed and fainted mid-sentence.
“From now on, Mr. Guhan will no longer be a member of Pure Love Church.”
“Sir Chief, if you are too harsh, will you be unfriendly to future newcomers?”
A gentle reminder from a tauren.
Pink Niu Niu also thinks it makes sense.
“Doctor, please leave half of it for him, so that he can have another chance to choose to join the church.”
"no problem."
Not long after, leaving the fainted man behind, the tauren put on their cloaks and continued their missionary journey.
The outer streets of San Carno City are destined to be restless at night.
“Hello sir, would you like to know more about Pure Love Cult?”
Soon, I saw a boy walking on the dim street, and Pink Niu Niu quickly ran over.
Xia Mi took a promotional poster with a rough painting style, slowly raised his head and looked at the tall man in front of him, his eyes full of questions.
“I said, pink cow, what are you doing?”
“Xia, Sir Xia Mi!?”
After Pink Niu Niu saw the person in front of him clearly, he was excited at first, then panicked, slowly backed away, and wanted to run away quietly.
“It's too late to run away, you idiot. Shouldn't you be developing the tauren tribe now?”
Xia Mi frowned and stopped the pink bull.
Seeing that Xia Mi had no intention of blaming him, Pink Niu Niu touched his head, laughed, and explained clearly the reason for coming here.
“No wonder the votes for the last four girls in the finals soared. It turned out to be your fault.”
“Did our vote work?! In fact, it was just a simple effort! I voted for Lady Lulea!”
Pink Niu Niu Kai Dao.
“Then after voting, why don't you leave and start some pure love mission here?”
Xia Mi asked.
“Because this place is too far away from the Kingdom of Fes, two long-distance portals are needed to teleport here. When I came here, I found that there was no portal to go back.”
Pink Niu Niu said.
Xia Mi sighed and chose to forgive.
You cannot expect a combat-type monster to have too much brains.
“But we are already collecting travel expenses.”
“It has nothing to do with collecting travel expenses and preaching!”
“As long as someone quits the religion, he must give us 100 gold coins.”
“You are surprisingly wise, Pink Niu Niu!”
Seeing Xia Mi's praise, the pink bull took advantage of the victory and pursued it.
“Besides, Sir Xia Mi, it has always been my wish to establish a church!”
The pink cow raised its head with a pious expression on its face.
“No, the Tauren tribe or anything like that has nothing to do with the church no matter how you think about it. It's better to grow up and get on the totem pole and become a heavily armed warrior tribe!”
Xia Mi shook his head.
“But Sir Xia Mi, the so-called religion is something that relies on faith to gain strength.”
Pink Niu Niu looked at Xia Mi seriously.
"When a belief can bring strength to a person, it is an obsession. When a belief can bring strength to a group of people, it is already a noble sect. I, and everyone in the tribe, are Isn't it a religion to gain strength by believing in the pure love between Xia Mi, Luleiya, Lina, Seri, and Elze?”
Xia Mi was speechless for a moment.
Although I don't know if so many girls can be considered pure love. But after all, he has really seen that Pink Niu Niu relied on the intimacy between him and different magic girls to improve his abilities in different aspects.
This is the most intuitive manifestation of the power that faith brings? !
Xia Mi thought about it for a while, but still acquiesced to this matter.
After all, if the demon clan develops and grows, it would be good to have a religion to provide belief support and avoid the invasion of external churches.
“Well, since you want to develop in this direction, let's continue. Just don't cause trouble to me.”
"Don't worry, Sir Xia Mi! Pure Love Sect will always remember Sir Xia Mi!"
Seeing Xia Mi agree, Pink Niu Niu became excited.
“I haven't been crucified yet, don't say such things.”
Xia Mi took the Pure Love Bible in Pink Niu Niu's hand, a palm-sized leather book three centimeters thick.
The cover shows a hand-drawn golden-haired girl being crucified on a cross.
It turns out that the person who was nailed was a golden retriever!
Open it and find that it is blank and has no words.
“I'm sorry, because the church has only recently started, so the specific teachings and doctrines have not been determined yet.”
Pink Niu Niu shyly took the wordless Bible back.
"However, during this time in San Carno City, through our efforts in preaching, a total of about 30 people have joined the religion. As of today, the Pure Love Cult has successfully harvested 2,600 gold coins and punished 5 people who did not follow the rules. followers of the doctrine.”
“To put it bluntly, most of the people who joined the religion have quit!”
Xia Mi quickly looked around and could see many tall tauren figures wearing cloaks walking up and down the street, knocking on the doors of residents on both sides of the street from time to time.
It's like this neighborhood has been taken over by tauren! Does the public security here not care about this phenomenon? If this continues, it will definitely attract the attention of the big shots!
“Don't worry, Sir Xia Mi, we will preach in one block a day.”
“Don't worry, get the cows out quickly! You've already attracted attention!”
Xia Mi issued an order, and Pink Niu Niu had no choice but to convey the order.
A group of tauren followed the leader Xia Mi and the pink tauren and quietly walked out of the city.
Standing outside the city, Xia Mi, who was about to leave, saw the city of San Carno in the night and felt a little sad.
After all, it is a place where I have lived for a period of time.
However, he did not act pretentious because of this.
If he doesn't build the Demon Realm quickly, the next time he comes here, he may be **** by the braves.
Using the portal, Xia Mi left the city of San Carno with the tauren group.
hostel.
After washing up, the three girls said good night to each other and went back to their rooms to sleep.
Inside the room.
The elf girl got into bed proudly.
Although Xia Mi left, his quilt was still firmly in the hands of the elf girl.
Nowadays, in the winter when the temperature is getting colder, the scent of Xia Mi on the quilt is even stronger.
Although there are still some smells of white hair and purple hair, just ignore it.
Looking at the door to make sure it was locked, the elf girl who was sniffing the quilt with both hands suddenly froze for a moment, then swallowed.
Because there are always other people in the room these days, the girl has no time to deal with her own affairs.
No matter what, she is still an elf girl in her prime.
Now, it's warm under the quilt. Of course, we must make good use of this rare personal time.
【Elf Tribe·79 years old·Water Magic Master·Lureya】is online!
The elf girl entered the quilt completely.
“Discovered~Lureya~”
Suddenly, a small face appeared under the quilt, and the elf girl was frightened to death. She quickly put the [Equipment·Underwear] on her knees back on.
"Lily Lilina! Why are you here! I've obviously locked the door!"
The elf girl opened the quilt with a pale face. The white-haired girl in pajamas was lying on the corner of the bed. She stood up slowly and looked at the elf girl with a smile.
“Because Elze is here~”
The elf girl quickly raised her head and looked around the room.
The invisible dragon girl behind the door slowly appeared, and Xiaoyou crossed her hands proudly.
“After all, we are engaged in theft industry, so picking doors and unlocking is not a problem.”
"Don't be so proud of this kind of thing! It's already breaking into a girl's room without permission!"
The elf girl quickly used the quilt to cover her hot body.
“By the way, why are you still coming to my room? Hasn't Xia Mi gone back?”
The white-haired girl and the dragon girl looked at each other with awkward expressions.
"Sorry, I came here subconsciously. I thought you and Xia Mi were doing strange things behind closed doors, so I sneaked in to see what was going on."
“Ahaha~ How could it be possible? Let's go to sleep~”
“But Xia Mi's quilt and pillow are still there.”
“I want a quilt.”
“I want a pillow.”
“Then what do I want?!”
The two girls got on the bed and fought over each other. The elf girl used her home field advantage to hold on to the invasion.
Three panting girls looked at each other.
“Forget it, let's sleep together tonight.”
“Hmm. I'll get a pillow.”
“That's enough, do you two completely treat my room as a living room?! You have a bit of a sense of privacy!”
The elf girl complained, already sandwiched between the dragon girl and the white-haired girl.
The desk lamp is turned off, and in the warm room, it is officially time to go to sleep.
The dragon girl and the white-haired girl were both asleep. The elf girl was still sleeping stiffly in the middle, her little face staring blankly at the ceiling.
Isn't this right... Xia Ya is not here anymore, so why are they still sleeping in the same bed...
If you don't sleep, you won't be able to get up tomorrow...
The elf girl shook her head, confirming that she didn't care.
She turned to the left, and the white-haired girl slowly pressed towards her, exerting great pressure.
The elf girl trembled, turned around quickly, and then turned to the right.
At this time, the dragon girl slowly pressed towards her, and her whole body trembled again.
Caught between two sides, the elf girl gradually became unable to breathe!
“Lureya, you usually smell so good...”
"I've never played so well with elves. Let me see the body of the elf, Lulea. I'll show you the dragon's body later."
Elze and Lina's hands under the quilt began to become restless.
Lulea's eyes gradually widened, and her little face was filled with surprise.
“So you two are coming after me this time! You can't move at all!…Help…”
Xia Mi returned to Yili Village and after careful consideration for several days, he got the result he wanted.
On this day, he left the village early in the morning and came to the maple forest clearing.
He has already chosen a place to place the Demon King's City, and is about to lead the monsters in Maple Grove to their new home.
“Let's go, everyone, you will become the first residents of Demon King's City and Demon Realm!”
(End of this chapter)
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