Chapter 182 I can't dance!
【The Goblin Cave where no Goblins live yet】
The Goblin Fossil Crystal is glowing!
The goblin resurrection ceremony started automatically during Lureya's warm-up exercise time!
【Goblin resurrection progress 30%】
Looking at the goblin fossil crystal that was glowing and seemed to have tiny cracks on its surface, Natsumi hated his own hands beating the floor.
"Damn it! As the leader, you actually made such a low-level mistake! Although 50% of the pages in this monster guidebook are unreasonable, I also have a lot of mistakes for ignoring the fact that there are still information after turning the page. !"
"Speaking so much is actually trying to throw the blame on the monster illustrated book, Xia Mi! Hurry up and think of a way!"
The elf girl didn't dare to warm up now, and hid far away, for fear that the goblin fossil crystal would explode in a ball of light.
"Actually, if you don't move this crystal and ignore these rays of light, it will be enough time for us to discuss a feasible sacrificial dance in the long run."
Xia Mi cheered up, stood up slowly, and turned around not to look at the glowing fossil crystal.
"Don't pretend that nothing happened if you didn't see it! Of course not!"
The elf girl became anxious.
"This kind of serious resurrection ceremony should be about the same as giving birth to a baby! The resurrection has reached one-third of the progress. At this time, the resurrection ceremony is suddenly put on hold, and the goblin in the crystal will fall into a half-dead state! Maybe it will be the same after the resurrection. That goblin with serious physical defects!"
The elf girl's words sound reasonable.
"That matter up to now, I can only bite the bullet and continue to resurrect."
Xia Mi no longer deceived herself, gritted her teeth, turned around, and touched the Goblin crystal responsibly, with a guilty expression on her face.
"Don't worry, since it was my fault, even if you are a disabled goblin in the future, I will raise you up!"
"Don't have such parent-child thoughts about goblins! What kind of cultivation, isn't there an elf girl here?!"
At this time, because the resurrection progress was stuck at 30% for a while, the light emitted by the Goblin fossil crystal was fading, and the entire crystal became dim.
Xia Mi hurriedly cleared up her mood, and looked at Lu Leya pleadingly.
"Lureya, no matter what, don't let the progress stop."
Natsumi stretched out his right hand.
"Use Warm Up on the Goblin Crystal again!"
Hearing this, Lu Leya jumped up to warm up again, and at the same time recited the already memorized spell with her small mouth.
The cracks on the surface of the goblin fossil crystal began to spread evenly, and the dimmed light gradually recovered.
【Goblin resurrection progress: 31%】
【Goblin resurrection progress: 32%】
"But is the warm-up exercise really a dance? Part of the warm-up exercise I'm doing now is adapted from our elf school's inter-class exercises."
The elf girl in a short skirt with OK bandages looked at Xia Mi while doing aerobics.
"I can see that too..."
Darkly seeing the shadow of a high school student doing morning exercises from Luleya, Xia Mi fell into deep thought.
He looked at the monster illustrated book.
【The quality of the resurrected goblin is affected by the resurrection ceremony. 】
【1: The darker and more evil the elf dancing the sacrificial dance is, the more evil the resurrected goblin will be! 】
This is something that cannot be adjusted. The only elf beside Xia Mi was the flat golden retriever.
However, with so much yellow waste in his heart, Ping Jin became his envoy without any effort. Xia Mi believes that Ping Bing still has a lot of dark and evil in his heart.
Even if you can't resurrect a high-quality goblin, you can still have an ordinary quality.
【Two: The sacrificial dance chosen in the resurrection ceremony will also affect the quality of the goblin. 】
Xia Mi frowned and looked at Lu Leya.
Wait, if you put it this way, the goblin resurrected with warm-up exercises similar to school radio gymnastics is not a good goblin!
Xia Mi hurriedly stopped Luleya who was doing aerobics.
"What's the matter? It's the last verse."
"It's really doing radio gymnastics!"
Xia Mi told the elf girl to stop moving, and watched the progress of the resurrection.
【Goblin resurrection progress: 50%】
Hiss, it's half done.
"There must be a different dance."
Xia Mi looked at Lureya seriously.
"If the goblin resurrected from this kind of warm-up exercise is a good student goblin, it will be troublesome. The current society is too complicated. A good student is the target of being beaten by all parties in society."
"It feels like an experience taught by precept and example... so what should I replace it with?"
The elf girl looked at Xia Mi.
"What other dances did you learn in elf school?"
“Although the classes are all about etiquette dances, everyone will also be interested in street dance after class. So I have dabbled in everything.”
"Then use the dance that you think will most arouse the evil desire to resurrect the goblin."
Lureya thought about it.
"There is such a dance, but it needs your cooperation, Xia Mi."
"Um?"
The elf girl came to Xia Mi.
"Stand still and don't move, don't move."
Xia Mi kept her body still, and the elf girl began to put her body on Xia Mi's body, rubbing it through the clothes, then leaned her back against Xia Mi, and performed a trick of the elf girl rubbing against the tree.
Finally, prepare to use Xia Mi as a support point to swing.
"So it's a pole dance! Do you think I'm a pole?"
"This is the only dance that can arouse evil desires! Ahhh!"
The elf girl lost her center of gravity and almost fell down. Xia Mi hurriedly hugged her.
"Be careful, Lureya! You can't dance!"
"Because I am a beginner in pole dancing~ I only danced a few times secretly at home by myself~"
The elf girl stuck out her tongue unconvinced.
【Goblin Resurrection Ritual: 60%】
Xia Mi frowned.
It's over, and it has absorbed 10% of the energy of the pole dance. Now it's going to be a good student at school, and a bad boy goblin who plays karaoke after leaving school.
Thinking back to reality.
Now is not the time to watch Lu Leya show off her cuteness, nor is it the time to watch Lu Leya dance pole dance with OK attached.
"It is necessary to change another dance, and try to correct the part of the resurrection ceremony that is deviant."
Xia Mi wants to rescue the Goblin who has not been fully resurrected.
The elf girl shook her head helplessly.
"A lot of requests, Xia Mi~"
The elf girl Liu Mei frowned.
"I can't find it, I can't find the dance you want at all. You want to be evil and revise the resurrection ceremony, it's completely like an unreasonable Party A~"
"Then change to your most proficient dance, and try to improve the quality of the dance. ——Except for warm-up exercises."
Xia Mi chose the next best thing. Goblins are no longer required to be high-quality and good-quality. At least they can reach the passing line in both aspects.
"That's true. There are special courses in our school's dance class. Those dances require exams, so I can remember a lot of them. It's just that there are usually girls in the same class as dance partners. Now, I can only let Xia Mi you Come be my dance partner."
The elf girl suddenly regained her spirits, and suddenly turned into a little woman. She shyly folded her legs together, put her little hands in front of her, and looked at Xia Mi expectantly.
"Xia Mi, come on."
"So what kind of dance!"
Xia Mi didn't have any clue about the elf girl's posture.
"Waltz, or tango~"
The elf girl shyly raised her little hand and put it in front of Xia Mi.
No wonder I have no idea, I have never been exposed to this kind of dance that sounds tall in my previous life.
It really is an elf school, and it teaches ballroom dancing that is needed to go to high-end dance clubs.
etc!
Isn't ballroom dancing at the goblin resurrection ceremony too outrageous!
Xia Mi wondered for a moment whether he should hold the little hand of the elf girl.
"If Xia Mi can't, I can teach you. The waltz is not difficult, just master the rhythm."
Lureya raised her face slightly, and took the initiative to hold Xia Mi's hand, her slender fingers burrowed into Xia Mi's hand like a small loach.
"The other arm is around my waist."
Xia Mi was a little confused. For him who had never touched ballroom dancing, he had no idea what to do next.
Hey, what is this, it's too sudden.
At this time, the communication skills column automatically appeared in Xia Mi's mind.
【Communication skill bar】
【Introduction: Even if you are a devil king, entertainment and diplomacy are sometimes unavoidable. As the most important image spokesperson of the Mozu, some communication skills may help you in occasions that require communication. 】
It's so sweet!
Xia Mi hurriedly checked.
【Skill name:】
【Thousand catties not drunk: Your drinking capacity has been greatly increased, and you can keep a thousand cups without getting drunk. 】
Super practical wine table skills!
【Friends of Women: Find the clean handkerchief or tissue closest to you at any time. 】
Mastering handkerchiefs and tissues at a banquet is equivalent to mastering the right to decide whose mouth is clean! It is the secret weapon to improve the favorability of clean women.
【Men Killer: Always keep a lighter, white stockings, and lubricating oil in your pocket. 】
Lighters can be smoked, white stockings are indeed a killer, lubricating oil can...
The lighter is understandable, what are the last two?
【Corpse Picker: After the banquet, the probability of being able to pick up a drunk woman at the back door of the bar increases by 50%】
It's not about communication skills anymore, hey!
【Star of opening pie: When opening ○ pie, you are always the protagonist who attracts much attention. 】
It's completely strange!
There are some wrong skills.
But Xia Mi didn't have time to pay attention to these weird skills, and read all the way down.
Finally, Xia Mi saw the skills in dancing.
【Ballroom Dance Waltz·Elementary: master the basic knowledge of waltz and dance skills】
【Ballroom dance tango·Elementary: master basic tango knowledge and dance skills】
【Learning requires 1 skill point. 】
It seems that the skill points of the Demon King are very versatile. They can not only be used to attack and improve one's own strength, but also these social attribute skills can be learned with skill points.
Xia Mi gritted his teeth, invested two skill points with heartache, and learned both dances.
【Ballroom Dance Waltz·Elementary, learned! 】
【Tango of Ballroom Dance·Elementary, learned! 】
Soon, the corresponding knowledge entered Xia Mi's brain, and Xia Mi immediately understood the position of the elf girl and himself.
One arm wrapped around Lureya's waist, and the other hand gently wrapped around Lureya's little hand.
Lu Leya immediately sensed something was wrong when Xia Mi approached him suddenly, and looked up.
"Xia Mi, have you ever learned ballroom dancing?"
"Don't underestimate the village education a villager has received, Lureya."
"Why is village education such a thing instead of vegetable growing technology!"
"Okay, don't be distracted, we have to seize the time to perform the resurrection ceremony."
Xia Mi gently squeezed the soft little hand of the elf girl in his hand, and the elf girl regained her senses.
"Um…"
The two of them took small steps lightly and chanted a spell.
In the ballroom dancing in school, she has always been a female partner. Now, after her dancing partner is finally a boy, Lureya understands the beauty of this kind of dance.
Feeling Xia Mi's hand attached to her waist, and the warmth that is close at hand, they catered to her rhythm and danced gracefully.
It's like a dream in a dream.
With the steps, Xia Mi and the elf girl chanted the spell softly while dancing in the cave. The bodies of the two moved up and down, tilted, and swayed, driving the feet to move. The dance steps were undulating and continuous. It gradually becomes natural, slowly revealing a gorgeous and elegant atmosphere.
The Goblin fossil crystal that is being revived has also changed. From the soft light at the beginning, it began to emit different types of light.
Natsumi and Lureya dance together amidst the colorful lights.
It sounds like a beautiful moment like a fairyland.
But it's not.
Although Xia Mi doesn't want to admit it, this is not an elegant and noble scene at all!
To put it bluntly, the Goblin fossil crystal placed in the cave is like a working disco light ball. Why are there beams of dazzling lasers!
The whole cave is going to be turned into a ktv room!
Indeed, in this kind of light, an elf girl wearing only a short skirt and a bandage is very attractive.
But it's just tempting!
The astringent desire is completely diluted by the desire to complain!
The cave next to Novice Village, glowing goblin crystals, colorful lights, two OK stretchers with big thumbs, elves who only wear skirts, a demon king whose weapons react a bit, ballroom dances that start suddenly, and an inexplicable resurrection ceremony...
All the weird elements fit into a small space.
In the cave, the painting styles of Xia Mi and Lu Leiya are full of absurdity and weirdness, and at the same time full of incomprehensible beauty.
The goblin fossil crystal shone brightly at the last moment, as if it had completed an unprecedented resurrection ceremony.
【Goblin resurrection progress: 99%】
【Goblin resurrection progress: 100%】
The light dissipated, and there was the sound of crystal cracking, and a figure only about one meter appeared in the light that had not completely dissipated.
Xia Mi and Lu Leiya stopped the ballroom dance, and both of them looked over.
"The resurrection succeeded Natsumi...a new life resurrected through the efforts of the two of us..."
The elf girl swallowed.
"yes."
Xia Mi let out a long and melancholy sigh.
No longer have any expectations.
Even if a monster is resurrected, it feels understandable...
(end of this chapter)
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