Potatoes Are the Only Thing That's Needed in This World! c8

"Ah~ So is this your house? It sure is worn-out~" After Lei Yi told us a few of her adventure stories, she pushed opened the wooden door of my small house when she was overcome with boredom and casually walked in without asking for my permission.

Hey! I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen someone like your that is shameless and extremely lecherous person!

Furthermore, let's not talk about how you entered my house without any invitation from me, can you don't say such hurtful words after you casually entered someone else house?

Don't force me to grab a potato and fight you to my death ah.

"Woah... What a stench..." Di Yana has also followed Lei Yi's footsteps, carefully lean forward and walked into my small house of 2 bedrooms and 1 living room.

You are the same! You two are the same, you have no rights to badmouth my house too when you have killed me a few times just before.

"Jie Jie..." Wu De, who I do not know when did he appear, softly came into my room with his signature of disgusting laughter, his face full of scorn.

Wait a second, you can get lost.

I can tolerate anyone to enter my house, even the Demon King I'm also fine with it! But you...only you Wu De, no matter what I will never let you step foot in my house!!!

Before I could drag Wu De out and reaches my hand out to his shoulder, Di Yana, the brocon felt the danger and used [Glare] at me.

[Villager (Level 1) defense harshly fell]

[What will villager (Level 1) do now?]

[Villager (Level 1) used tolerate!] (Reference to pokemon)

Apart from sullying Di Yana oppai, after you played me, you don't even give me 100 potatoes as compensation?

You have exceeded chikan, don't be an assassin anymore, go be an ASSassin. You have a bright future! (The author here combined the word chikan and assassin to make a joke but it does not translate well to english.)

Also! My name is called...

Sigh...

Nevermind... I don't want to use this joke anymore.

I walked outside the house and came to my exclusive seat ——the potato throne.

Lying down on my 547 harem, I enjoyed the feeling happiness of unbridled debauchery and licentiousness while I watched over the slowly growing potato saplings. This is truly paradise.

Surrendering myself to the basic instinct, I reached out my evil hand over to the young and naive potato sapling.

Wait a minute!

Right at this moment, I was stopped by a tiny bit of rationality left in me, my left hand grabbed onto my trembling right arm.

As a hypothesis, we say that potatoes do not have the concept of age... how then do we define [Loli potato]?

Will that be when they are still at the seed stage? Or just when they came to bud? Or will that be right at the moment when they are going to bloom into flower? Or is it... when the stem is mature?

This...

I ruthlessly slapped myself.

Pathetic! This is pathetic!

I felt ashamed of myself.

After so many years, I didn't even come to think about things like these until now, this is a big disgrace. Shit... I don't have the rights to call myself a potato master anymore! My knowledge is too shallow, how could I deem myself as one of the masters if I didn't do enough research!

Caught into the unlimited regret, I knelt in front of my 547 wives and made my apology to them loudly. "I'm really sorry! This is too pathetic of me!"

"Woah~ Xiao ge... Didn't know you have such a good assessment of yourself..."

"Jie Jie"

The two of them gave me the final blow, with the same expression as Di Yana.

A vulgar faced man sat up from his pile of potatoes→ with a trembling body, he walked a few steps forward→ he grabbed ahold of his right arm → slapped himself on the face once→ knelt and kowtow on the ground to the potatoes.

Just from thinking about it, I can feel the shame.

Enough... My life has no meaning now.

Might as well... plant myself to the earth and become the nutrients for the potatoes, accompany them in their growth.

"Hello~Lei Yi~ Is that you?" Abruply, a few figures can be seen at the end of the potato farm from afar, walking straight towards the direction of my house.

Looking closely, it was a armored man that was in all black, a golden hair gunslinger wearing a cowboy hat and a petite magician with purple hair.

Who are they...

"Oh oh~ Idiot leader has finally come~" Lei Yi that was behind me waved her hand and scolded the leader like it's a matter of course.

"You... You are the one that is retarded! Your whole race are retarded!" The armored man rebutted resentfully.

Really, did I just get shot at when I did nothing? Do you have a problem with the [White Magic Race]?

Okay, let me correct myself.

All adventurers... should just die.

I'm going to kill this guy...

Chapter end