Potatoes Are the Only Thing That's Needed in This World! c6

This world is full of all sorts of evils, but those who are willing to devote themselves wholeheartedly to the beautiful things of this world are only a handful.

Once I was finally released by the devil, Di Yana, I pushed open the front door of the village chief's house. Exposed to the intense sunlight, I stylishly ran my fingers through my white hair and walked out with firm steps like a fierce tiger.

Within the span of time that was wasted just now, there's no saying how many of my pitiful and innocent potatoes were put under the tortures of the bugs and weeds.

I'll be sure to rescue you all, so please wait for me!

Your hero has returned!

Sa! (Sound of fluttering of cape)

Let's go!

Execute...Justice!!!

"Don't...... Don't mention that incident anymore, okay?! Let me forget what just happened!" Due to the feeling of shame, tears gushed out from the corner of my eyes once more as I fled forwards with all my strength.

"Hey~ I vividly remember it though." With no intention of letting me off, Lei Yi leisurely circled around, running ahead of me, with her hands behind her head and facing me, she hops backward with dexterous steps similar like a bunny

Accentuated by the sunshine, her hearty smile appeared even lovelier, with short shoulder-length hair that flows along with the wind emanating a sweet fragrance and her exposed tanned skin looking more tempting than ever before.

But...

But why!

Why do all of you like to follow me around? What's wrong with leaving me alone? I was planning to return and do some shameful things with my beloved potatoes! If you are going to obstruct me here, won't my plan fail completely?

Shit... This girl's speed is too fast! What can I say, as expected from a [S Rank]?

This girl has some skills.

Hmph... Fine, I'll let you off today. Since you can match my speed, as one can imagine, you are not one to be trifled with. I shall also stop damaging your pride, now. After all, once I get serious, destroying heaven and wiping out the earth is but a simple gesture for mine.

Heheheh... Cherish the life you have now, since Heroes and Justice are dead, in that case, I will become the Demon King!

And when the moment comes, other than potatoes, all lives in this world will be conquered with the endless fear and terror that I brought forth, falling at the feet of me and potatoes!

However, the Demon King needs a rest for now.

I stopped running, deeply exhaled towards the sky, slowed to a stop and put my hands on my knees while wheezing.

"Xiao ge... You only took a few steps... and you're already out of breath?" Lei Yi's snow white eyes slowly started to show her contempt towards me. With a smile which showed her canine tooth and seemed to be saying: "You are a weakling."

The Demon King has been defeated...

The Demon King was defeated by a sentence from this girl.

The world has regained its peace.

Finally seeing my serious face due to resentment and heartbreak, Lei Yi finally restrained her laughter and said with bright red, puffed up cheeks. "Both the leader and my squad still need some time to reach here, and miss gigantic breasts has also said that I could stay in this village as I please. That being the case, I will walk around with xiao gem you."

Miss Gigantic breasts?

You are referring to the Iron Fist, Demon Claws - [Harbinger of Death. The Iron Fist of The World Destroyer Dragon. The Ambassador of Hell] right?

"Eheheheheh... Thinking about that oppai, makes me unbearably thirsty... Gulp, gulp..." Lei Yi has completely changed into an appearance of a chikan, as she laid on the floor with large amounts of drool dripping from her mouth. (TN: Oppai means breasts in Japanese, chikan means pervert in Japanese. The author uses a few words from other countries)

Seriously... Are the people around me all perverts?

Wu De, a brat that threw stones at me every day while Di Yana is a hopeless brocon and now Lei Yi has also exposed her uncle's mentality completely. (TN: Uncle's mentality means acting like a old man and old man loves oppai.)

The snotty brat Wu De harbors a forbidden love towards me, Di Yana loves both me and her own brother and Lei Yi is deeply in love with Di Yana's oppai.

What is with these messy relationships?

Anyhow, don't put me at the bottom of the food chain, okay? Have you guys already disregarded me as nothing more than a weed at the roadside?

Shit, I want to distance myself from these guys! What to do? Is death the only choice?

This sentence reverberated in the empty pathway near a field and also stopped Lei Yi in her tracks.

Above the solidified smile, is a pair of empty eyes, the pair of eyes slowly shifted their line of sight downwards while both hands simultaneously moved slowly to the chest.

Rubbing up and down once, there's only the discovery of the lack of resistance and the feeling of rib bones which are seemingly declaring their existence at her touch.

"...!!!"

I'm not a slow-witted person, even if I only love potatoes and have no interest in females, I am fully aware of the tragic situation at hand.

God of potatoes! Why are you so cruel to Lei Yi? Why is there no equality among humans? Isn't this blatant favoritism a bit too cruel?

Even the canine tooth has lost its vitality, Lei Yi smiled bitterly, the corner of her eyes seemingly showing faint traces of tears. She spoke a word at a time with a trembling voice: "I......Nothing......That kind of thing......From the moment I was born until now......I don't have it all along, ya......"

"It's my fault... I'm really sorry!" Lei Yi and my standpoint was reversed instantaneously and we started to play each other's role from just 10 minutes before.

Although, there's not much change in her expression, her body was still trembling. Although she bit her lips to stop herself from crying, that failed in the end as her beady tears fell down.

"I...I'll let you touch! Come! Touch it!" I took the initiative and walked to her side and took off my shirt in one fell swoop and dangle her favorite thing in front of her.

"Hic...Hic..." She covered her eyes with both hands, wiping away the tears, trying to hide her injured heart.

What to do...What should I do now? Why did this woman suddenly cry...

Without any idea, I circled around her side with words stuck in my throat.

"Nonono... Please listen to my explanation...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" My shoulder blade is suffering from a monstrous and ever tightening grip, failing to escape her hold, I knelt down on the ground powerlessly.

Di Yana, when did you become an assassin? How did you appear behind me without any sound or warning?

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! My shoulder is breaking! It's breaking! Even if it broke, I don't have a straw hat to give you, so please stop!!" (Reference to one piece)

"Shut up and die... Disgusting pervert."

What is this... This Cliché accusation method, isn't this too much?

As I slowly lose the feeling of my shoulder, I gave up on the hope of living.

If there's reincarnation... I want to reincarnate to a potato...

[Villager (Level 1) has died...]

[Why are you dead again trash? Restart from the beginning (Pah)]

[Du Du Du Du Du Du...]

Chapter end