Potatoes Are The Only Thing That's Needed In This World!
/ Potatoes Are the Only Thing That's Needed in This World! c3
If not, let me explain it to everyone.
Cough...cough. Let me start all over again.
A long, long time ago, there was a youth that adored potatoes.
To become a potato master, he worked hard to learn about everything concerning potatoes.
However, blocking his path towards seeking that knowledge lied a tremendous enemy.
The enemy was like a huge mountain stopping all forward attempts in his road.
The devil seeks to ruin the youth incessantly, preventing him from learning the world's most valuable knowledge.
Anyway, the reason I would mention this story is simple.
That's because the situation that I'm in now is somewhat similar to the story.
Di Yana's right hand is grabbing my hair while her left hand is choking my neck from the back. This puts me rigidly in place beside the desk and I'm forced to write that adventurer information form.
If my hand movement stops ever so slightly, even if only by a little, she would use her fingernails to carve and dig into the neck muscle from my back without any hesitation. As if she wants to pull out a little man that lived in my nape. (Reference to Attack on Titans) At the same time, I've no idea why is she so obsessed with my poor white hair like a frenzied demon seemingly wanting to pull them out one strand at a time and keep them as collectibles.
I gasped as the thought of it sent a chill up my spine.
Please save me! Potato Goddess! Your most loyal servant is now suffering under the tyranny of the evil iron fisted demon.
The speed of my writing decreases as my thoughts are running wild. Instantaneously, Di Yana's keen eyes have caught on to it and 2 acute pains are transmitted to me from my scalp and the back of my neck at the same time.
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! My nape muscle is almost gone! It's almost gone! Even if you pull it out, I will not shrink any more! (reference to attack on titan) I cried and increase my hand speed in my struggling state. And only then, did Di Yana decrease the force of her grip.
It's you right? The hero that killed the demon king a few years ago should be you right Di Yana da ren? (Da ren is a respectful tone to address someone)
The form consists of two parts. The first part asked about basic information while the second part contains some weird things.
The second part is asking about some incomprehensible rubbish questions.
What if potatoes are the only things I eat? How am I supposed to know which should I eat first? Are you looking down on poor people having only potatoes as food? Moreover, does it even matter whether I eat vegetables or meat first?
For now, under Di Yana's abuse, I changed my original answer from [potato] to [vegetables].
I've seen people insult my personality and my love towards potatoes, but I have not once received insults to my intelligence with such a question.
Next, I got choked by Di Yana.
[Question 50: What is the magical chant for Advance magic - Fiery Dragon Fist?]
......
How is a potatoes farmer supposed to know this? Isn't the difficulty curve of the questions increasing too fast?
This is the end! I've lost faith in this cruel world!
Hearing my thoughts that were howled out from my mouth, Di Yana's has a look that could not believe my words and in turn starts to question me. "Even if it is the highest tier magic [Flame tornado spell], isn't the incantation well-known to everyone? Especially in the Eastern Magic Alliance, even a three-year-old toddler will know the chant?"
"Huh? Is there such a thing? How come I have never heard of it?"
"Fine? Let's call him."
With a face full of confidence, Wu De sneered as he walked towards my side with his arms crossed, opened his mouth as if he was cracking a joke. "Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie...Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie."
???
Inside the room, the three of us have vastly different looks on our face.
Finally, there's me, deep in thoughts filled with doubts and truly puzzled. My eyebrows wrinkled like a raisin, my mouth opened widely like a fish gasping for air when it's out of the water. I even start to question the meaning of life. If I am a spring field, there should be at least over a hundred flowers blooming with the shape [?].
"How...Hu...Hu...Toad yu that my brother knows how to recite the spell."
Well... I can hear it, although just barely.
"This is the incantation. Reportedly, the spell [Flame Tornado] originated from a few hundred years ago as the Demon King strongest secret. Before unleashing it, there should be a large shout Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie...Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie!!! Afterward, the elder magicians of the Eastern Magic Alliance imitated the chant and recorded this incantation down."
Did I guess it right? This is definitely not an incantation! Sure enough, this is just the laughter of the demon king, right? Why do all the citizens of this country have some screws loose in their brains? Did the elder magician's skull have a hole smashed by a potato?
I've had enough! Today, I am going to...
Bang!!!!
That was an image of the harbinger of death.
"Silence!"
As he was going to walk out from the living room door, at the last second, the elder faced us with his gigantic back and spoke softly to us. "The fur coat that is worth a thousand gold is not made only with the white fur under a fox armpit!" (Idiom to describe the ruling of a country requires the power of many talented people.)
Now that I remembered, he seems to have contracted amnesia last year.
Chapter end
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