Translator: eunimon_ Editor: Caron_
After receiving urgent looks from Ye Wanwan, Si Ye Han stood up to excuse himself and headed to the toilet .
After much deliberation, the man whipped out his phone and tapped open a WeChat group consisting of three people which he had never spoken in before .
[Si Ye Han: How do I leave a good impression?]
. . .
At the same time, in a certain bar .
Lin Que was initially looking at his phone out of boredom when all of a sudden, he saw something on his phone . He spat out a mouthful of whiskey directly across to Xie Zhe Zhi . *Pffft——* "F*ck!!!"
"Eh . . . Lin, why are you so disgusting?" Xie Zhe Zhi patted the expensive suit he was wearing in disgust .
Lin Que exclaimed impatiently, "No . . . quick, read the group chat!"
Xie Zhe Zhi pulled out his phone lazily . "What group?"
Lin Que howled, "WeChat group! The one with 9th brother ah! The ten-thousand-years lurker king has finally spoken! Ever since this guy got a girlfriend, he completely abandoned us in the Siberian desert, hasn't he? He doesn't even return our calls or reply to our messages and disappeared from the face of the earth . He doesn't even go to the office anymore! This is just like the poem - She slept till the sun rose high, for the blessed night was short, from then on the monarch no longer held morning court . " [1]
[Si Ye Han: How do I leave a good impression?]
Lin Que: " . . . "
Xie Zhe Zhi: " . . . "
At this moment, the two men stared at that mysterious message in silence .
Lin Que muttered, "Do you think 9th master's phone is hacked?"
Xie Zhe Zhi frowned . "Which extraordinary hacker could do that?"
Lin Que was astonished . "So this is really him?! He forgets loyalty when in love; why would he care about us? Could it be that they broke up, haha . . . ? 9th brother is finally returning to the single dog trio, huh?"
Single dog trio . . .
Xie Zhe Zhi gave him a side-eye . "Don't include me . "
"Even though all the girls in the entire country like you, so what? You're still a single dog!" Lin Que mocked him and dragged Xie Zhe Zhi into it . Then he hurriedly typed a reply .
[Lin Que: 9th brother, you finally appeared! Leave what good impression, good impression to who, huh bro? Are you facing some problems in your relationship? Quick, tell little bro here~]
Lin Que excitedly waited for some juicy gossip .
Within less than three seconds, a reply came——
[Si Ye Han: Wanwan's parents . ]
Lin Que was stunned then he started whining like his heart was aching, "Damn it! 9th brother actually went to meet her parents — I thought they broke up . In the end, they actually reached the stage of meeting her parents? With our 9th brother's EQ, how is this possible?! It's not scientific at all!"
In the group chat:
[Si Ye Han: @Xie Zhe Zhi . ]
Si Ye Han chose to ignore Lin Que and directed his message to Xie Zhe Zhi .
Lin Que was instantly offended . "Why must he direct it to you?! That's too unfair!"
Xie Zhe Zhi chuckled and replied with a voice message, "Baby, are you sure . . . you need to leave a good impression?"
Lin Que quickly chimed in, "That's right, 9th brother . You're so handsome and rich, why do you even need to leave a good impression, huh!"
As for this question, Si Ye Han, who was in the hallway, decided not to answer .
It's exactly because I'm too handsome and rich, that's why . . .
Lin Que: "So 9th brother, trust me . With your qualities, you'll get full marks with just that face of yours! When you meet them, just dress as well as you can!"
Xie Zhe Zhi: "Why don't you just give them a one billion dowry?"
Si Ye Han: " . . . "
After some time, the WeChat group indicated a notice— [Your friend "Si Ye Han" has left the group]
"Ay ay? Why did he leave? I thought our ideas were quite brilliant . . . "
Chapter end
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