Translator: eunimon_ Editor: Caron_
"You . . . moved bricks for an entire day and the boss only gave you ten dollars?" Nameless Nie tried to prevent blood from spewing out . "Move more bricks next time; move a hundred thousand of them!"
"Alright, captain . " The foreigner nodded continuously .
"Captain, have you earned any money today?" the devotee asked curiously .
"Tsk . . . earned any money?" The corners of Nameless Nie's mouth moved upwards . He put his hand into his shirt and fished out a 100 dollar bill proudly .
Seeing the great 100 dollar bill in Nameless Nie's hand, the four of them immediately lined up in a row and chanted, "Captain of the God of Death, talented and suave, cool cool cool cool, strong strong strong strong!"
"Captain's amazing~ I want to give the captain a lovely kiss~" the bewitching man grabbed hold of Nameless Nie .
He was brushed away with one tight slap . . .
Ye Wanwan looked at the 100 dollars in Nameless Nie's hand . . .
That can't be the 100 dollars I used to buy the gift, can it?
"You're so mean, captain . . . captain's so naughty oh . . . you're so handsome even when you're mad . . . I love you to death, captain~" The bewitching man looked at him with even more adoration .
"Little Sweetie, kick him out," Nameless Nie ordered .
"Alright, captain," the foreigner wiped his hands and threw the bewitching man out of the stall like he was carrying a little chicken .
But in half a minute, the bewitching man charged back in again and pointed at the brick-moving foreigner . "Smelly brick-mover, if you put your dirty claws on my smooth skin again, I'll break your d*** off!"
"Hubby, he bullied me, doesn't your heart ache at all? Am I still your beloved little sweetheart~" The bewitching man grabbed ahold of the beautiful iceberg man's arm .
At this moment, seeing this group of acting prodigies, the boss finally reached his limit . "Pay up right now! All of you are insane, huh!"
"Boss, give us a break . How about a discount?" Nameless Nie asked .
Staring at the loose change in Nameless Nie's hand, there was only a total of 160 dollars . The boss sneered, "How about I break your bones?"
"Boss, how about this . . . " Nameless Nie brought out a bone sculpture out of nowhere and cleared his throat, speaking very seriously, "This is the alligator I hunted down in an extremely northern icy region; I used a lost skill to craft his skull . Usually, I sell it for a hundred thousand, but I shall let you have it for cheap today; how about using this to pay for the meal?"
"Boss, you've made a gain!" the bewitching man hurriedly chimed in .
"Boss, quickly take it . If you feel bad, just give our captain a few bowls of dumplings . " The foreigner nodded .
Right now, the boss' head was filled with black lines (-_- ), nevermind about dining and dashing . . . now they're treating me like a fool . . .
"F*** your grandmother!" The boss raised his cleaver and looked as if he wanted to chop them up .
In the corner, after Ye Wanwan watched half a day of drama, she couldn't sit there quietly any longer . She coughed lightly and walked over then she took out $300 and placed it next to Nameless Nie . "I'm lending this to you . . . "
Get lost quickly, don't hurt my eyes anymore .
"Eh . . . Miss Famous Ye, what a coincidence!" Nameless Nie was slightly taken aback . He tightly grabbed the $300 that Ye Wanwan placed on the table .
At that moment, the man dressed as a devotee stared at Ye Wanwan and his eyes glistened . "Captain, where did you meet this little beauty . . . "
"She's a customer at the booth; her name's Famous Ye . We have an affinity, let alone this name of hers . " Nameless Nie rubbed his chin .
Ye Wanwan was speechless . I simply made up that name and he took it for real . . .
"Ay . . . captain, you're a legend in this world . . . yet today, you had to rely on a girl to save you . . . " the nefarious-looking devotee lamented bitterly .
Chapter end
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