Translator: eunimon_ Editor: Caron_
"With Lord Gong's temper, I . . . I really don't have the guts!" the assistant mumbled timidly .
"Useless!" Zhou Wen Bin was so angry that he paced around the house .
The assistant lowered his head and complained in his heart . All you do is scold me . Why don't you try scolding Gong Xu, huh?
In his bedroom, Gong Xu was lying on the couch, chatting idly with some close pals on WeChat .
[Gong Xu: Bros, remember to repost it for me! I must find that chick!]
[Zhao Ming Zhe: Already done, Xu-ge!]
[An Yu Feng: Exactly what kind of beauty was she that she could hook Lord Gong's soul away with just a box of candied plums!]
[Gong Xu: As beautiful as a fairy!]
[An Yu Feng: Bull****, could she be prettier than Cheng Man Ni, huh?]
[Gong Xu: They're on totally different levels; my bare-faced Little Candied Plum was enough to make my soul fly [1]!]
[Mo Fei: Make your soul fly . . . what did your language teacher teach you, huh!]
[Gong Xu: Anyway, you know what I mean . My Little Candied Plum isn't only beautiful, but her smile is even sweeter than a candied plum! I think I'm really moved this time! The second she smiled at me, my heart pounded faster than the first time I had sex!]
Everyone in the WeChat group was speechless . . .
[Tang Xing Huo: What a load of cr**, Gong Xu! I thought after being scolded so badly that you would stop . In the end, you started a great battle the moment you're back! Only you have the guts to fool around like that in the entertainment industry!]
[Gong Xu: Ay, I'm anxious too, okay? If I can't continue in showbiz, I'll head home and inherit the ten billion family inheritance!]
[Tang Xing Huo: . . . ]
[Mo Fei: . . . ]
[An Yu Feng: . . . bros, let's beat him to death!]
The group of stars gossiped in the group chat and Han Xian Yu, who rarely commented, emerged and said something——
[Han Xian Yu: Candy Dessert Shop? That's just below the apartment I live in! So you're the one who did this!]
[Gong Xu: Ay, Yu-ge, Yu-ge, Yu-ge, that shop is right under your apartment? Then have you met that chick before?]
Gong Xu sent over his hand-drawn portrait . He even sent a voice message to Han Xian Yu saying: [Very pretty and angelic! If you ever see her around, you will definitely have a similar impression!]
The corners of Han Xian Yu's lips twitched as he looked at the portrait drawn by a kindergarten child then he sent a voice message over: [Sorry, I've never seen her before . ]
. . .
*knock knock knock* Someone knocked on Gong Xu's door, interrupting his exciting conversation .
*cough* "Gong Xu, are you busy?" Zhou Wen Bin asked politely, a sharp contrast to his attitude towards the assistant .
"What? Need something?" Gong Xu was obviously in a bad mood since he couldn't find his Little Candied Plum .
"Ay, Gong Xu, if you want to eat some desserts, you could get your assistant to buy them for you . Why did you take the risk yourself - what if someone with bad intentions finds out your identity and uses some tricks to try to get close to you . . . ?" Zhou Wen Bin guided him systematically and patiently .
Gong Xu rolled his eyes . "If Little Candied Plum really wanted to get close to me on purpose, I would smile even in my dreams!"
Zhou Wen Bin choked and was speechless for a moment before he said:
"Hehehe, it hasn't even been an hour and the post is already trending and in the headlines . It means you're still very popular! But if you have too many scandals, it's not good for your reputation . Besides, you just broke up with Cheng Man Ni; just her fans alone were difficult to handle . . . "
Zhou Wen Bin sang praises and flattered him before reaching his main point: "So, you see, shouldn't you take down this Weibo post?"
[1]: A saying which means "frightened out of one's wits" .
Chapter end
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