Translator: eunimon_ Editor: Caron_
"Stop talking nonsense . " Nameless Nie was slightly annoyed . "Whoever earns the least this month will have to get lost to Africa to carry out a task for me . "
"No . . . I just want to eat my life away and wait for death . . . " the devotee shook his head vehemently, terrified . There were only a few days left until the end of the month and he'd earn the least for sure .
"Tsk tsk, the most powerful Taoist devotee in the East with a kidney defect [1] who could make one turn pale just by the mention of his name, now actually wants to eat his life away and wait for death . . . "
"It's godly Taoist devotee . " The devotee's face was rigid as he corrected Nameless Nie .
"Seems like kidney defect suits you better!" the bewitching man ridiculed .
"Stupid pervert, I once destroyed an entire nation singlehandedly - are you sure you want to talk to me in this way?" A cold light flashed in the nefarious-looking devotee's eyes .
"Aiyo . . . that's right, you scared me . . . it was just a little aboriginal country and there were only a few of them, what fierce abilities you have!" The bewitching man burst out in laughter .
The breaths of the nefarious-looking devotee quickened as he sneered, "No matter how many of them were there, it was still an independent country . . . "
Ye Wanwan swallowed her spit and stared at those people, speechless . She even started getting goosebumps .
I've met people who love to brag but not to this extent . . .
What legend in this world, what most powerful Taoist devotee in the East, what destroyed an entire nation singlehandedly . . .
Why don't you guys ascend to heaven already, huh?!
Even an MLM organization wouldn't dare to brag like that, right?
A mental institute would suit them better . . .
"After drinking a few bottles of beer, you guys brag till you don't even know your names anymore, huh? You can't even pay a few hundred dollars, yet you're still bragging like this?" The boss of the food stall seemed like he couldn't tolerate this anymore as he waved his cleaver and sneered .
"Boss, don't be rash . . . " Nameless Nie handed the money over to the boss .
After seeing the money, the boss' countenance turned considerably warmer .
"Hold on . . . I gave you ten dollars more . . . " Nameless Nie hurriedly ran forward and snatched a ten dollar bill back from the boss' hand .
"Damn *your mother*, after so many years of operating this stall, I've met all kinds of people . . . but for people like you guys, I have to hand it to you!" The boss gave a thumbs up to Nameless Nie and the others .
After paying up, Nameless Nie turned to Ye Wanwan gratefully . "Thank you so much for your help just now, Miss Famous Ye!"
Ye Wanwan rubbed her nose . "Oh, it's nothing . "
Just consider it my way of saying thanks for that present . After all, I did make a gain from it . . .
"That um, though it's a little presumptuous of me, I'm really curious . . . are you guys . . . from an MLM organization?" Ye Wanwan couldn't help asking .
That bewitching man became furious when he heard her . "What audacity! Who are you calling an MLM organization! We are . . . "
At that moment, the devotee squeezed him on the butt and walked to Ye Wanwan, "Far from it, we're a regular team . Miss, are you interested in joining us? We're lacking a female on our team! Especially a wonderful and talented one like you!"
Ye Wanwan: "Heh, no, thank you, I don't know anything . . . "
I'm just a weak chicken who doesn't even have the strength to fight another chicken; I'm undeserving of being on this completely normal team . . .
The devotee kept trying to persuade her: "Beauty, you don't have to do anything - you can be the group's pet . We'll treat you so well! In order to express my sincerity, I can read your fortune for free! I see that there are red clouds around your face, rays of light emitting from your eyes--it's a lucky sign, you might have luck in your love life in the future!"
Ye Wanwan: " . . . "
My a**! He's definitely a king among all swindlers .
What lucky sign? Having luck in my love life is a great calamity to me, alright?
Ye Wanwan didn't even turn around and walked away instantly . . .
Translator's Thoughts
eunimon_ eunimon_
[1]: In Chinese, the term "kidney defect" actually sounds like "godly"
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