One Useless Rebirth Chapter 60: Farewell (1)

He Bai looked down at Di Qiuhe's hand and then his lowered head. He found himself quite calm somehow, so calm that he could still noticed that Di Qiuhe had two cowlicks.

It was said that children with two cowlicks were smart…

He came to himself and tried to pull back his hand, but failed. He just suddenly sat cross-legged on the ground and examined Di Qiuhe's face from bottom to top carefully, "No explanation?"

Di Qiuhe didn't expect that he would  sit down so their sight met accidentally. Di Qiuhe immediately looked away as if He Bai's eyes had been burning. He squeezed his legs together while still clenching He Bai's hand tightly. Then his ears gradually turned red.

What the hell was his reaction? Play dumb with me? Play dead? Or blow me off with silence?

He Bai stretched the other hand to try to throw Di Qiuhe's clenched hand away, asking indifferently, "What're you doing? A cute girl with a big cock…?"

Di Qiuhe resisted He Bai's hand and kept stiff.

"I guessed it right, didn't I?" Seeing his reaction, He Bai gave up his last illusion that Di Qiuhe might be a friend or something of "A Cute Bird Born in Autumn". He threw Di Qiuhe's hand away cruelly and scolded, "Bullied by stepmother? Wanna suicide? Wanna run away from home?"

Di Qiuhe got more and more embarrassed and curled on sofa in a shy manner. He scratched the trousers at the knees and said in a low frightened voice, "I can explain."

"Then go ahead." He Bai threw the phone on the ground, giving him a fake smile, "But if you tell one more lie, I will kick your ass and make you vomit up all the cold noodles you ate yesterday."

Di Qiuhe quick glimpsed He Bai's bare legs and the phone beside him. His body burst into flames while the heart turned cold. The emotion impact was so strong, so he said by instinct, "I have to go to the bathroom."

He Bai: "…"

"Nature is calling." Di Qiuhe suddenly was like a puppet who gained spirit. He should have talked fluently and dared to make an eye contact with He Bai for a moment. He said quickly, "Even a criminal who is being interrogated will be allowed to go bathroom."

"…" There was something in his words.

He Bai thought with a sneer.

Scared by his sneer, Di Qiuhe was frightened again. The spirit he had gained just now fled away. He lowered his body as if all his spirit were drained. He lowered his head, "I am so sorry, I didn't mean to…" No, with hindsight, he exactly meant to tease him…He suddenly felt guilty.

After hearing his unfinished words, He Bai immediately understood his meaning and couldn't help bursting out. He shouted angrily, "Just go!"

Di Qiuhe turned around and gave him a frightened look like a shocked muscular rabbit.

He Bai grinded teeth, "Isn't the nature calling? What, do you need me to get you in the bathroom and take off your pants for you?" Who was the one got cheated? Why did a lair now wear a poor face while He Bai looked like the bad guy? That's unfair!

Di Qiuhe couldn't help imaging the scene where He Bai took his pants off. He blushed in a sudden and strode to the bathroom, closing the door shily.

Bang！

He slammed the door.

He Bai banged the sofa, "What? You little liar should get angry!"

The door was opened and then shut gently.

He Bai: "…" He was even angrier.

He Bai took a deep breath and tried to calm down as he heard flushing in the bathroom. He noticed Di Qiuhe's phone beside him. He didn't give up and took his phone on the nightstand, sending a WeChat message to the "Cute Bird born in Autumn."

Ding-dong.

Di Qiuhe's phone rang.

He Bai totally lost his mind.

"Damn childish Di Qiuhe!" He shouted and began changing clothes.

It was all fake…bullied by the stepmother, running away from home, suiciding…All his lies! And study in Japan? No wonder the boss of Red Guest Studio was the friend of film emperor. He really did a great job in acting like a considerate brother caring about his little sister! There should be some cheers for him!

He stuffed the clothes into his bag and picked up the phone, reviewing his chats with "Cute Bird Born in Autumn", and he got more furious. He finally couldn't control his anger and came to the door of bathroom, kicking the door hard, shouting: "Di Qiuhe, I want to see you outside now! Just you and me! I will kick your ass!"

As he heard it, Di Qiuhe who was changing underwear slipped and lost balance.

Then there came a great thrashing and crashing,

Followed by a groan.

He Bai was shocked by this sound and pulled the doorknob, directly rushing in, "What's wrong? What happened…to…you?"

He found that Di Qiuhe reclined in the bath with legs spread. Some body lotions remained on his body and his hand carried an underwear. His two legs and…some parts were all bare, only a fallen towel covered his body, tastefully half naked.

Di Qiuhe instantly sat up and closed the shower curtain.

"Uh…" He Bai stepped back and didn't really know where to look, asking, "Well, are you OK? Um…Actually it is not wired at all to take off underwear before pee, it's really not wired…Although you lied to me and I am angry, you can be assured that I will still keep my principles and will never leak your privacy…Well, just take your time…I'd better go out."

He said as he was stepping back. But he didn't notice that behind his feet lay a small bar of soap, so…

"Oh, my!" He Bai shouted and slid, also losing balance. His hands were groping subconsciously, trying to hold something, it just so happened, his hands landed on the curtain, then…

Bang! He pulled the curtain pole off, which exactly fell on the head of Di Qiuhe who was standing up to see what happened.

Finally, He Bai bent and held the edges of bath, keeping balance. Di Qiuhe, on the other hand, was totally baffled by this mess, and the towel that had covered his body had gone.

Chapter end