I Chose to Fake My Death Chapter 15

 

I finally solved the problems in life. I even learned how to use my ‘vector operations’.

I’m lying nude in my bed with my white hair spread around me like a fan. Beautiful, to put it in one word.

I pick up my phone, turn on the camera app and take a selfie of my chest. Open QQ and send it to Anzi Orange.

Like me, this heartless dead house is just idling. There are no rules and no moral limits.

“Who is the naked girl lying in the bed?” (Anzi)

“FUCK?!” (Hitomi)

     (TN: He uses 花擦 here. It means “flower rub or I rub” it’s used to get around censors.)

I couldn’t help but scream the word. Why did this guy answer in seconds? Are they too lazy to recall the news and then forgets about it for a while?  This H photo blew him away??!

“I didn’t expect you to be so sincere because of a cute loli’s picture. You’re making me sad. You are losing money!” (Hitomi)

The reply to me is a red envelope.

Sure enough, 0.01 yuan.

"All right, I would like to buy the original image for 500 yuan!" (Anzi)

"Shit, who cares about 500?" (Hitomi)

     (AN: I don’t know who knelt down to pick up 150... ）

Sigh...

Well, I expected it. That’s why I did it on purpose. You should know that.

“Hey, is this the loli videoing me? Didn't she always refuse my video calls?” (Anzi)

Right now, Anzi is lying on the hotel's bed with a bag of milk. I shouldn’t call him Anzi.

He’s a professional Coser, but he relied on his parents' assets and his own talent. Of course, the money has been paid back and he also made a shop. Well, the point is that he's a huge Lolicon, Lolicon, Lolicon.

“Let’s agree, since we played together her voice was really cute. It shouldn’t be too painful for the eyes right?” (Anzi)

"My dear Ann! Anzi Orange! Brother! Brother! ” (Hitomi)

No response, but the milk in Anzi's mouth fell onto the sheets.

"Anzi, what’s wrong?  Why won’t you respond to me?"  (Hitomi)

“This... Isn't that the white haired Loli in the picture just now? I feel she’s cuter than the one in the photo! She isn’t dressed yet? Probably from when she took the picture. My nose, the blood is really flowing!” (Anzi)

His phone fell onto the floor? It's so funny to see him with a nosebleed. [Laughs]

I turn off the video, slap the bed and laugh.

"So, I won’t give you a picture of myself." (Hitomi)

This time, the reply didn't come immediately. Lying on the bed, stealing music, God knows what he went through.

"I’m very sorry." (Anzi)

The reply I had been waiting for finally came, but it stops my heart.

"What are you sorry for? I showed it to you on purpose. Did you get an eyeful? So send 500 to me. Nothing less is allowed!” (Hitomi)

Then came in a red envelope, this time it’s not 0.01 yuan, its 500.01 yuan.

This guy's got a problem.

     (AN: Girl, your moral integrity! Hello!!!)

"I have to go to the exhibition! Send me the location via QQ. I’ll pick you up at 9:00 and take you to dinner. Remember to brush your teeth and wash your face.” (Anzi)

"I also want you to give me a set of Cosplay clothes! Cosplay is interesting, I want to try it too!” (Hitomi)

This is not a whim. Before I was changed, I thought about wanting a beautiful girl in Cosplay and living a happy life. It’s a good opportunity, why should I let go?

"OK, what role are you going to play?" (Anzi)

"What role do you want me to play? I have something to do now, bye!" (Hitomi)

I slipped on clothes, jumped from the bed and rushed out the door.

Hua Yi take me with you, just the two of us, how’s that? Damn, I didn’t bring my toiletries!” (Hitomi)

"Sister! There is a spare set of toiletries in the bathroom." (Hua Yi)

"But I have to go back and get hold of…" (Hitomi)

"What pillow do you need to sleep? If you can’t sleep without something, you can cuddle with me and use my breasts as pillows." (Hua Yi)

Vector operation - Ordinary punch...

All right, Grandma Hua Yi’s stuck in the couch.

"Don't be so quick to say no! Not only do I want my pillow, but also my computer, digital board, hand-painted book, baby handle, charger, mobile phone stand, T-shirts, laundry and my truancy pass! I'm not finished yet. How did you know I was talking about the pillow? Hey!!!” (Hitomi)

Anyway, my body cleans itself and I don’t need to sleep.

Forget it, let’s go back.

I lock the door.

This door is blocking the restless heart of Hua Yi.

Even if she can't crawl out of the couch right now.

The phone vibrates, it’s a message notice.

"Hello Little Loli, send me the address!" (Anzi)

"Hey, Death is death and a Lolicon is a Lolicon. So noisy.” (Hitomi)

Location... Send... That’s okay, right? Thinking, the result is embarrassing.

Tomorrow I can go to the exhibition and wander around to find like-minded people. I’m looking forward to it.

 

"This is a good life." (Hitomi)

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