I Chose to Fake My Death Chapter 12

 

Wait a minute, why am I looking at a picture of myself?!

Looking at the picture of the delicate silvery-white haired little Loli, my heart fluttered.

That's the wave, that's the tsunami!

-----Are you all there now? Is it already overcrowded?

I send this reply and silently press the refresh button. I just know that I’m surrounded by a group of people, but I don’t know where the onlookers are. This is really annoying!

-----Yes, I'm here right now. All of the perverts are hidden in the corner of the passageway and it’s already full.

-----More than just full, the 2nd floor is full of people and I even think there might be a stampede.

I read the reply and silently raised my head.

Then I see a lot of people...

Then the forum sent another picture of me.

Don’t you know that this is scary?

[Throws salt over shoulder] (TN: Closest I can get to what the author said in English.)

-----You’re not afraid if people will frighten her or make her cry? She looks very timid!

I silently click refresh.

-----We’re very well hidden. She shouldn’t mind since we are upstairs. After all, we are just looking.

-----How old do you think she is? Do you think she’s an adult?

-----Impossible, at most, 14 years old! How can such a lovely girl be an aunt!

-----You're not mental are you? Look at her body size! No more than 1.3 meters, look at her waist, are you saying she's stunted? I don’t believe it.

 

-----Why do you think she's sitting there? I also saw her go to the construction site, plus her eyes are so sad. Has her family been in an accident?

.........

"Hey, just how far will you go?" I whisper to my phone. 

In fact, they guessed quite well. I’m indeed in a huge crisis. With the cost of eating, drinking, water, electricity, entertainment, and laundry. This is the end of the world! What I am doing now is far from the plan of finding tenderness and hugs. No solution, no solution at all!

I shake my head and continue to look at the phone. I want to see where you go with this.

-----You see that petite figure and sad eyes. This is a crime! That's a foul!

-----Oh, my God. I so want to take her home.

-----Oh, my God! Is this girl born to be in love?

-----* * What is her Imperial Edict? This simple love is what our generation is yearning for! No, I want her love!

Brother, I’m an eyesore. You have the wrong idea. Really, it’s true.

I silently vomit. By the way, the idea is...

I’m like a panda in a zoo. I’m surrounded and stared at by a flock of noisy birds. That's right, noisy birds. What should I do now?

Wait, I have a way! [Laughs]

-----Selling drinks, market price at the + 50 cents. If you want me to drink it, please add another 10 yuan. Please come alone to order or I will cry.

I tilt my phone to the right at a 45° angle and take a picture of my bag.

Click submit and then refresh.

------Little brother, are you sick, who's going to drink at that price? Don’t just say you’re blatantly charging 50 cents more and to have you drink it for 10 yuan more. Are you kidding?

-----Wait a minute, this position, isn’t that her suitcase?

-----I want Loli flavor, how much?

-----Little Loli, Little Loli! So cute! I am a girl, so come home with me!

-----That’s enough from upstairs. Don't use gender advantage to kidnap a Loli! By the way, a boy can give you sexual blessing.

I laugh, then smile, and look up.

Wait a minute, are you so eager to try my expensive drinks? Why is there a dark pressure?!!

What am I going to do? Am I going to be surrounded by a bunch of Billy King’s? Come on, hurry up. Where’s your 18-point intelligence? Hey, what to do?

[Laughs] I have an idea!

Pretending to drop my phone, as if I had my heart in my throat, and then shrink back into my chair. Curled up hands pulled to my chest and, finally, add a frightened expression. A set of natural flowing actions like a girl's conditioned reflex.

In addition, I would regret not squeezing out a few tears to make this scene bloodier.

"No! Stay back!”  (Hitomi)

 The whimpered voice of a loli stings the men’s fragile hearts. Is it a little overdone for me to play this way?

 I disarm my weapons, as I look at this group of ‘evil spirits’ slowly fall back into the shadows. I pick up my phone and leisurely click refresh. To tell you the truth, I still care about the effect of my first ‘performance’.

-----Little Sister don’t cry, I was wrong, please do not show a desperate look, it will make us heartbroken.

-----I'm sorry, please forgive me.

-----Look at what you have done, you bunch of smelly men! One at a time!

-----I got ahead of myself, I will never forgive myself.

[Blows air out, puffing her cheeks]

These guys are unexpectedly cute!

Of course, my laugh wasn’t heard by anyone.

I ran across a boy in a corner and he quietly came over to me. Is he a representative that they sent to meet me? He’s unexpectedly ordinary.

I’m wary of him, so I shrank back.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I’m not dangerous." (Guy)

While I was shrinking back even more, he stopped moving and raised his hands and dropped $15 bucks?

Don't ask me how I see it!! It’s the natural skill of a poor loser!

"That... Are you asking for my indirect kiss? (Hitomi)

Pretending to be weak, I reached for a drink, the most expensive one of course, from the suitcase at my left and opened it.

 "Uh ..." (Guy)

 He seemed to be startled by my deadpan style of speaking, but he stayed. He may be shy, right?

 "Help me..." I said in a thin voice and passed the drink to him. His look of disappointment was both funny and made me angry.

I’m more concerned with the fact, ‘vector operation’ that I have couldn’t even open a bottle. When I came back to reality, he handed me the drink that had been opened.

 "Hug" (Guy)

 “? ! ? ! ? ”  (Hitomi)

 I slowly move over, then hug him. Although, because of my height, I only reached his waist.

 "I want to drink this…" (Guy)

 Don't think about it, this is only a marketing tool! I couldn’t make a losing deal with a monkey like him!

 

"Say. Big Brother, remember to tell them touching is 10 yuan, no time limit."  (Hitomi)

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