Flash Marriage Chapter 50

I had thought I would not be able to sleep tonight but did not expect that in the middle of the night I was able to fall into a sweet sleep.  I only woke up when Jiang Li knocked on the door the second time around.

I woke up feeling groggy, stumbled out of bed, opened the door, stuck out my head and said lazily. "Why did you knock?  Don't you have the key?"

He was taken by surprise and immediately said. "Then I will not knock the next time."

I realized I had made a mistake and quickly shook my head. "You are not allowed to enter my bedroom without permission!"

Jiang Li did not nod nor shook his head.

I added. "And another thing, last night did you sleepwalk?   What were you doing in my room in the middle of the night?"

JL:  "I just wanted to see whether you were asleep."

Me:  "And then?"

JL:  "The first time, you did not sleep, the second and third time, you slept like a pig."

I looked at him angrily, lost for words.  Three times?

He ignored my anger and spoke rationally. "Otherwise, do you want to be carried to the hospital?"

At least, he had a conscience.  I would endure!

In fact, I have nothing to be angry about......really......because today is New Year's Day.

What did New Year's Day mean?  Before yesterday, New Year's Day was just a holiday which was similar to Labor Day and Mid-Autumn Festival without much difference.    But this New Year's Day would be commemorative and would be included in Guan Xiao Yan's records as a brilliant New Year's Day, the most successful and victorious New Year's Day.

To put it plainly, today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, Jiang Li, had promised to be my slave for three days......thinking of this, I was excited and my pulse raced.  I wanted to put a leash around his neck and take him for a stroll.  

Now Guan Xiao Yan can really bully Jiang Li!

Suddenly I felt that getting bullied by him last night was actually worth it and I was not one that had integrity.......

Jiang Li had the true qualities of a slave.  Early in the morning, the moment he got up, he went to buy breakfast and waited for me to wake up.   I rewarded him with a glance and began to enjoy my breakfast.  While having my breakfast, I noticed something strange.  There was a plaster stuck on each of his left and right palm........ Oh my God, what was he up to?

I put down the dumplings, picked up one of Jiang Li's hand, examined it carefully and said. "Jiang Li, do you have a lot of plasters that are going to expire?"  Even though he could not use up all the plasters, he could use them on his head, legs or his butt, but in his palm.......really creative, really like a pervert.

He pushed away my hand and lightly said. "It is none of your business."

He dared to talk to his master this way!  So, I banged my chopsticks on the table and fiercely said. "Jiang Li, you are a slave and dare to talk to me like this.  Be careful, I may write characters on your face!"

He did not say anything, started to break open an egg and quickly put it into a bowl.   He looked up and lightly smiled a beautiful smile, his smile was so devastatingly beautiful that I was stunned.

Unexpectedly Jiang Li could be referred to being 'glamorous'.......   Although I did not want to admit that his smile was extremely gorgeous, it was really like a brilliant spring view that could make one hold his breath and be shaken.

"Master, eat your eggs."  He said in a low, gentle, smooth flowing voice like silk.

I shuddered, rubbed my eyes and forced myself to turn away from his face to look at the eggs in my bowl.  In reality, no matter how beautiful, one cannot fill one's stomach with beauty alone. I am a very pragmatic person.

So I poked at the eggs and mercilessly bite them.

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Initially, I did not have anything planned for the New Year holidays.  Normally I am the homely type and also afraid of the cold.  I had intended to stay home to eat, drink, have a good rest and enjoy a feudal landlord life.  But it was different now, as I had changed my mind.  For once I could trample on Jiang Li and it would be a waste if I did not take him out.

But where to go?

At this moment, the slave offered. "How about skiing?"

The slave master nodded, this was very good.  But.....I did not know.....

The slave slapped his master's head. "You can learn if you do not know, stupid."

The slave master glared at the slave.  How dare you treat me like this!

The slave then changed his approach and gently stroked the head of the slave master, his eyes dripped with tenderness. "Master, I can teach you."

The slave master.....vomited.....

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Although I did not know how to ski but considered that I was talented (self-appraisal......), it should not be difficult to learn.  When I was ready to leave, Jiang Li suddenly asked. "Do you have a snowboard?  What about ski suit?  Have you booked your tickets?"

I stupidly shook my head.

Jiang Li shook his head regretfully. "If you go now, are you going there, just to look at the ski resort front entrance?"

Frustrated, I nodded and then shook my head.

So, the slave brought his master to the shopping mall.

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Looking at Jiang Li standing in front of the mirror, the more I looked at him, the more I disliked what I saw.

I usually looked at his superbly handsome face and was able to tolerate his appearance.  The only thing I could ridicule him was his lack of dressing sense because he often wore jeans, with a jacket thrown over a mismatch shirt......but now?

Suddenly I realized that it was not because he did not have dress sense but he was too lazy to dress up!

He had been walking around the shopping mall for more than an hour, looking at various kinds of designs and styles that would fit me but not liking anything at all.  He would say that the color of the coat was not nice or that pair of pants was not stylish.  Then he said, there was a set of clothes that was quite nice but my figure was too thin and small to carry it well......I was so angry!  If he only wanted to make fun of my figure, then he should just say so and not beat around the bush.

Finally, he decided on a set which I put on and looking in the mirror, I found the clothes really fitted me very well.  I looked very young, very dynamic and being a little more narcissistic, I could easily be featured in an advertisement.

I was going to praise Jiang Li for his good choice when I heard him talking to the salesperson. "Give me a set of men's wear that is same with the set she is wearing."

When he came out from the dressing room, I......grieved.

From start to finish, I was the one trying on the clothes but the clothes looked a hundred times better on him than on me!  This set of clothes once worn on the body gave out a kind of dynamic feeling but when he wore the clothes, he exuded the sporty stylish aura of an athlete and looked like an experienced sportsman, or as an illusion, as if he was flying formidably on a snowboard.

Standing together with Jiang Li, he looked like a handsome white horse and I looked like a ......grey headed mouse.

So, I felt envy, jealousy, hate......

While looking into the mirror, Jiang Li seemed to be able to feel my hostile eyes on him.  He looked at me in the mirror and smiled at me.  Provocative, naked provocation!

I did not speak, saw the salesperson by the side staggered a bit and then leaned on the clothes rack, cheeks crimson, stared at Jiang Li in a daze.

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After lunch, I asked Jiang Li where we were going and he said. "Let's go to see mother-in-law."

I agreed as it was quite some time that I had not visited my mother.  When I called her to tell her we were going over to see her, the old lady happily said. "That's perfect, I want to go and sing. Come and accompany me."

I calmly ended the call thinking her behavior was not surprising.  Although my mother was already a sixty-year-old woman but she was crazier than me.  The things that a lot of young people loved nowadays, she also liked.  Not long ago, she even had an eighteen-year-old internet friend whom she pestered to call her grandmother and the result, that internet friend blocked her and put her on blacklist.

Look, Xiao Qi Ling, in this world, only your daughter is able to tolerate you.

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