Hi! Lychee and Pomme here. We said in an earlier post that we will be picking up the Flash Marriage project. This is our first time translating and our very first time posting a translation so we are very excited. Please comment and check in to our website daily for more updates.

Enjoy!!:)

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    Seeing Yu Zi Fei these few days, I obviously grew more arrogant, my eyes don't dodge anymore, my speaking became bolder, and I will not fall when walking.….In short, when I face him, I feel really different from my previous self, the feeling can't be explained, but it is obvious. Jiang Li said it's because I won, but I still don't understand the meaning of "winning." In the first place, I never had any argument with Yu Zi Fei, so why bother with the losing or winning in this?

Jiang Li doesn't explain my question, only when I annoy him with my questions will he knock on my head and say "Guan Xiao Yan, you are really stupid."

Fine, stupid is stupid, since I'm not even scared of Yu Zi Fei anymore. I feel that the other reason why I'm not afraid of Yu Zi Fei is that behind my back there is a terrifying pervert supporting me, and that pervert is obviously Jiang Li. The so-called "courageous, brother Xin Jiang" is this meaning.

Contrary to me, every time Yu Zi Fei sees me, his expressions become twisted, even more, twisted than losing money or losing rice bowl. I like seeing him like this, so every time whether I’m busy or not, I would go talk to him, to let him become even more jumbled.

Tonight Jiang Li went out to drink. Since there is no tiger in the mountains, the monkey becomes the king, so by myself, I wander from room to room, feeling the beauty of the world without Jiang Li in it.

Late at eleven, Jiang Li finally came home but was carried back. I opened the door and saw a drunken Jiang Li leaning against a handsome man….. unsteady on his feet.

The handsome man helping Jiang Li is very sober. He politely called me "sister-in-law." I vaguely recognized him as this kid on my wedding night, had once followed to create trouble in the bridal chamber. Saying this, I normally don't really remember other people, unless they are outstanding in appearance and this handsome man in front of me fits that category.

I warmly welcomed them in (of course mainly to welcome the handsome man),  asked the handsome man to throw Jiang Li onto the sofa, told him to not to pay attention to what I was about to do, and mercilessly kicked Jang Li two times.  

The handsome man probably thought it was not convenient, so after putting Jiang Li on the sofa, he does not even bother to sit and just turns around to leave. I enthusiastically walked the handsome man to the door and eagerly asked him: "Brother, what do I call you?"

The handsome man shyly smiled and said: "Sister-in-law, I am called Han Xiao."

I nodded my head, looked back at the drunk Jiang Li, frowned and said, "How did this guy become so drunk?"

Han Xiao laughed. "A few friends got together, and brother Jiang on a whim drank a few more glasses."

Can Jiang Li turn himself like this? Kao, only ghost would believe this! But seeing Han Xiao's handsome face, I didn't bother much about it, besides, Jiang Li would often bully me no less, this is called karma.

Han Xiao soon left. Now, the room is left with an unconscious Jiang Li and a sober Guan Xiao Yan.

I kicked Jiang Li with one foot and  put on a vicious landlord's attitude, "Jiang Li, you ah quickly wake up!" **Ah, haven't been this good in a while!

** The original phrase was 善了个哉的 (shànle gè zai de)

Jiang Li frowned, grumbled up some words. "I have to go, my stupid wife won't be able to sleep by herself."

Although his words are slurred, I was able to tell not a single wordless of what he said. At that time, I was touched, Jiang Li ah Jiang Li, who would have thought you would contain such a friendly side, well drunk, well drunk!**

**The author wrote 醉了好！which implies the meaning "It’s very good that you’re drunk!"

I shook Jiang Li, put on a soft gentle voice and said "Jiang Li ah, hurry and wake up, go back to your room." I don't have strength to carry him there.

Due to my shaking, Jiang Li half-opened his eyes, glanced at me and then slowly closed his eyes. I spared no effort to continue shaking him, moved is moved,** but for me to carry you to bed, dream on!

**The original phase was 感动归感动, it means that being emotionally touched is one thing but doing it is another.

       Under my shaking, Jiang Li reopened his eyes, and with his half-opened eyes, said: "Guan Xiao Yan."

Wow, recognize me now? Very good, I continue to shake him. While shaking him I said: "Yes, yes. It's me. Quickly get up, the sofa is not as comfortable as the bed."

Sure enough, Jiang Li unsteadily sat up on the sofa. I originally thought he would stand up, but who knew he would comfortably lean against the sofa and commanded as if he was my great-uncle, "Guan Xiao Yan, go fetch me water to wash my feet."

You ah, even when drunk won't forget to bully me! I went, slapped his head and then ferociously said, "Hurry and sleep, don't angry this old lady."

Jiang Li struggles to stand up from the sofa and stumbles his way to the bathroom. On his way, he would talk to himself, "I want to take a bath, how can I sleep if I don't bathe?" Suddenly, he bumps** and falls down at the door of the bathroom.

**Original text was 他哐当一下 (ta kuangdang yixià) 

I couldn't look at it anymore, should Jiang Li receive too many injuries today, tomorrow I won't have a good time. Thinking that I can only stride to him and lift him from the floor. Using one hand to help him, the other to coax him. "Be good, don't bath anymore, first sleep. Sleep is more important!"

Jiang Li uses my strength and pulls himself up from the ground. He then gave me an eye and proudly said, "Want to sleep with me? Dream on!"

I just can't understand, for a drunken Jiang Li, his lethality surely did not weaken….

Filled with resentment, I helped him enter the bathroom. Very good, go and take your bath. I'll watch you drown to your death!