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Destroy your new life, repair it, destroy it again by doing crazy things while screaming YOLO! 9 The heroes are a pain in the as*, they interrupt you all the time…

Everything starting at my place, when I passed half my day in books, desperate to not finding any solution for my problem… This is at that moment that…

-Shit!

I have a lingering sense of déjà vu but I'm sure of one thing: it's really impossible for a hero to let people think about their past!

I just escaped with a spell of my creation, when the hero, by pure physical strength (I assure you, it's a heresy for me too, and for me too it makes no sense), catch up to me in a few seconds! I was moving at more than 200 meters per second, damn it! How can he catch up to me, I was ahead of 2 kilometers??? He would need to run at least at 500 meters per second (to spare you a calculation, he caught up in a bit less than 6 seconds)!!!

-Go, think, think, think…

I need a solution… There have to be a way, no? I'm not going to hid myself in a hole, no?

-Oh!

There is my solution!!!

The hero is just behind me, I don't dare to watch behind me, and I feel like I'm feeling his breath in my neck…

I quickly put my hand in my pocket, and find what I was searching: a seed!

Out of breath, I recite:

-Uta Tanbus Magus Terma Itir Moar Gunmat Cantus Itiri Lemsi!

I take a deep breath and I pronounce the second part:

-Cantus Itiri Lemsi Ipero Tipos Ut Uta!

The seed start to take shape, quickly, I start a second spell, of which I enchain the two parts:

-Tanbus Attari Lemsi Urri Tilser Attar Ute! Tanbus Attari Ipero Urri Magus Ute!

The last spell was very barbaric, and the second part a lot more than the first, I don't know if that will work like I want it to work. But it seems that I'm lucky, after all!

The ground is opening under my feet, I rapidly drop off the seed on the edge of the hole while the magic particles are attracting me toward the hole. I violently land in it, but I don't care, it's more important to close it.

But I don't have time left, and it would be too visible. I decide rather to take away the clone that have now replaced seed. With a mental impulsion, I order it to go the further away from me it can.

According to the enraged shouts of the hero moving away, it's working, I let out a big sigh… It seems that even if it's exhausting, I'll have to move under the ground for at least some kilometers to be sure that he won't find me after noticing the trick.

I give back its appearance to the ground with a skillful spell, and I start to dig.

I'm quite happy to have more than a meal with me!

After a few hours, seeing that the clone is still not destroyed, and estimating that the hero is at several hundreds of kilometers from me now, I destroy the clone:

-Tanbus Itiri Lemsi Titron Ut!

There you go, I can finally think about my past, where was I already?

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Catalogue
61 Grand Opening
60 Moar Gakuen
59 A fresh star
58 The Path To Godhood.
57 A change of plan OR CIJ
56 Slow and Steady
55 The duty of the talented
54 A whole magic system for a trick
52 The Seed
51 Spatial fold theory OR Ambition
50 A plan going as expected OR Is it even possible
49 Fantastic OR Dazzling
48 Who wants churross OR Rofl wur u 2
46 Who wants churross OR Rofl wur u 1
45 Danger OR sense of déjà vu 2
44 The danger OR sense of déjà vu 1
43 Parallel universes OR misunderstood genius
41 50 shades of steel OR a not very shared joy
40 What hell really looks like OR a never-ending day
39 Re:Amon, poll OR fuck that shi
38 Amon OR sword too weak
37 A crossover to refresh the story OR MC takeover
36 It's only a goodbye OR to infinity and beyond!
35 Philia-mania OR Dnim!
34 My wife is a tabbouleh OR fuck your dead elders!
33 Some details without importance OR MDF…
32 Detective Conar OR the gap…
31 Low-key OR and his name is… 1
30 My friend Adolf OR panic on the city
29 Hook OR social networks
28 A human? Like, of the human species? An earthling? Like, from Earth?
27 No revelations or rule n°1 3
26 No revelations or rule n°1 2
25 No revelations OR rule n°1 1
24 The tragedy OR that sweet and gentle taste that destroys a friendship
23 Politically incorrect OR did you finish with revelations? You won't do one next chapter, right?
22 Big revelations OR WHAT OMG WTF WTH LMAO HIP HIP HIP BANG!
21 Uncle Moar, tell us a filler OR use a condom at least!
20 Jean-Kevin the kikoo OR Homo Internetus!
19 Struggling is useless OR it's the taking part that counts!
18 Spot check OR the affair of the locked-classroom!
17 Deranged marriage or bullshitometer at +∞!
16 Appearance of the 5th wall OR guillotine!
15 Stop cliché-san, don't come any closer OR let me sleep
14 When I grow up, I'll be a mortal enemy OR the karma is a vicious circle!
13 The scram operation OR the supreme stone 2
12 The scram operation OR the supreme stone 1
11 My hand is talking to me OR talk to my hand!
10 Always wanting something OR how to fail your new life
9 The heroes are a pain in the as*, they interrupt you all the time…
8 Oh sh*t, which one is it already OR the cliff is so high that we need to go down
7 The bakery OR titanic mana far
6 Jesus OR how to aggro one's duve
5 My middle name is Arthur OR oops I overdid it a bi
4 Paperwork OR when your soul is too heavy
3 One year without doing anything OR I'm finally dead hooray
2 Exit of the vagina OR childhood trauma
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