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Destroy your new life, repair it, destroy it again by doing crazy things while screaming YOLO! -1 Prologue - Who's the idiot who gave birth to him?
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Destroy your new life, repair it, destroy it again by doing crazy things while screaming YOLO! -1 Prologue - Who's the idiot who gave birth to him?

I run… I flee… I don't think I'll survive to it… One thing is sure, he's persistent. I hide myself behind a ruined wall, I catch my breath.

[…]

I'm still stuck behind my wall and it's been 1 or 2 minutes that I don't hear any sound… It feels quite relaxing, but it's also scary, it means that I can't know where is he. I pass my head above the wall and take a peek: nothing! It's like he has disappeared! Yet something like a hero, it can't disappear like that no? I take a second peek when I see the air ripple a bit. It's getting closer…

-Shit!

I shout while I lean on the wall to jump the higher I can.

The ripple gets closer at high speed. The moment it touches the wall, everything in a radius of 3 meters abruptly evaporate, the tip of my shoes and a part of my toes with it…

There's not a lot of question to ask to yourself to know that the power of the heroes is surely the most unbalanced thing that exist in this world… After 10 years of learning, when a mage apprentice has to recite 3 lines of spell and the use the half of his spiritual force for small flame, he is valued lucky or talented! But when through sheer luck, a hero finds the inheritance of a powerful mage, he destroys the space itself! The heroes are overpowered, the heroes are waste the inheritances, the heroes kill everyone without distinction, the heroes create a religion just by going somewhere, the heroes… are popular with women! The heroes are definitely the most dangerous men of this world. And, especially, the heroes are all in the Empire! Death to heroes!

In the space of a second, these thoughts crossed my mind, but I quickly forgot about the stupid idea that start to grow in my head. The heroes are almost invincible, they are strong, maybe that… No! Bad idea.

I fall back on the ground. I decide immediately to run: the hero is at less than 20m, and chase me! I need to do something!

-Uta Tanbus Magus Terma Itir Moar Raluf Tanbus Itir Ut!

I recite a small spell and my body become strong, powerful and quick, my toes grow back also. It's a simple plant magic. It's admittedly the weakest element but I can improve my body just by having a little vegetal part, dead or alive, in my body. I pushed my mastery of this element to the extreme… Yet it's far from being useful against a hero!

Oh/ Did I say you that my name is Moar? No? It was what I was thinking, even if the mages certainly remarqued my name in the incantation.

I suppose you want to know why I'm pursued by an angry hero on the middle of a ruined city in the Empire? I suppose I can say you what happened, and my role in the destruction of this city…

But before, want to know something:

-Who is the idiot who had the bad idea to give birth to a hero???

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61 Grand Opening
60 Moar Gakuen
59 A fresh star
58 The Path To Godhood.
57 A change of plan OR CIJ
56 Slow and Steady
55 The duty of the talented
54 A whole magic system for a trick
52 The Seed
51 Spatial fold theory OR Ambition
50 A plan going as expected OR Is it even possible
49 Fantastic OR Dazzling
48 Who wants churross OR Rofl wur u 2
46 Who wants churross OR Rofl wur u 1
45 Danger OR sense of déjà vu 2
44 The danger OR sense of déjà vu 1
43 Parallel universes OR misunderstood genius
41 50 shades of steel OR a not very shared joy
40 What hell really looks like OR a never-ending day
39 Re:Amon, poll OR fuck that shi
38 Amon OR sword too weak
37 A crossover to refresh the story OR MC takeover
36 It's only a goodbye OR to infinity and beyond!
35 Philia-mania OR Dnim!
34 My wife is a tabbouleh OR fuck your dead elders!
33 Some details without importance OR MDF…
32 Detective Conar OR the gap…
31 Low-key OR and his name is… 1
30 My friend Adolf OR panic on the city
29 Hook OR social networks
28 A human? Like, of the human species? An earthling? Like, from Earth?
27 No revelations or rule n°1 3
26 No revelations or rule n°1 2
25 No revelations OR rule n°1 1
24 The tragedy OR that sweet and gentle taste that destroys a friendship
23 Politically incorrect OR did you finish with revelations? You won't do one next chapter, right?
22 Big revelations OR WHAT OMG WTF WTH LMAO HIP HIP HIP BANG!
21 Uncle Moar, tell us a filler OR use a condom at least!
20 Jean-Kevin the kikoo OR Homo Internetus!
19 Struggling is useless OR it's the taking part that counts!
18 Spot check OR the affair of the locked-classroom!
17 Deranged marriage or bullshitometer at +∞!
16 Appearance of the 5th wall OR guillotine!
15 Stop cliché-san, don't come any closer OR let me sleep
14 When I grow up, I'll be a mortal enemy OR the karma is a vicious circle!
13 The scram operation OR the supreme stone 2
12 The scram operation OR the supreme stone 1
11 My hand is talking to me OR talk to my hand!
10 Always wanting something OR how to fail your new life
9 The heroes are a pain in the as*, they interrupt you all the time…
8 Oh sh*t, which one is it already OR the cliff is so high that we need to go down
7 The bakery OR titanic mana far
6 Jesus OR how to aggro one's duve
5 My middle name is Arthur OR oops I overdid it a bi
4 Paperwork OR when your soul is too heavy
3 One year without doing anything OR I'm finally dead hooray
2 Exit of the vagina OR childhood trauma
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