Defying Natural Order with DeoxyriboNucleic Acid 7 Chapter 4 - World Domination

Well, let's open these...

Ding!

Hmm… Open these gift boxes!

And for that friend invite…

Hmmf! Just you wait! I immediately sent a private message:

-Who the fuck do you think you are? Sending me a friend request just after killing me… Hmph! Don't think about this master will accept your friend request without you waiting!

I opened the status windows, and after about a tenth of second of pondering, I chose to open the Starter Gift Packs first. I obtained two starter packs with the first noob I fought who didn't open his Starter Pack yet after all, so I shouldn't make the same error, starter packs items are bounds so people can't take it on your corpse.

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║Name: ImperialShadow:::::::║

║Level: 2::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║HP: 12/12::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║MP: 4/4::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

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║Stats::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Scheme: 21+10::::::::::::::::::::║

║Intelligence: 19+10::::::::::::::║

║Comprehension: 10:::::::::::::║

║Will: 10+10:::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Luck: 9::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Wisdom: 1.0001+10:::::::::::::║

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║Inventory::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Starter Gift Pack x2:::::::::::::║

║Random Gift Pack x1:::::::::::║

║Broken Sword x1:::::::::::::::::║

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║Genome (14 points)::::::::::::║

║Sheep Transformation::::::::║

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║Skills (0 points)::::::::::::::::::║

║Thick Skin (2):::::::::::::::::::::║

║Bite (1):::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Sharp Eye(1,MAX):::::::::::::::║

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║Starter Gift Pack:::::::::::::::::║

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║Items::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║???::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║???::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║???::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

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I click on the question marks and the items are slowly revealing themselves.

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║Starter Gift Pack:::::::::::::::::║

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║Items::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Katana x1:::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Kunais x2:::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Little Smoke Bomb::::::::::::::║

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Little Smoke Bomb is green. That means it's an uncommon item. Moreover, as there is no quantity besides its name, it's a cooldown item. I click on it for details.

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║Little Smoke Bomb::::::::::::::║

║Rarity: Uncommon::::::::::::::║

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║Create smoke in a defined::::║

║zone around where it is:::::::║

║launched.:::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Duration: 8 seconds::::::::::::║

║Cooldown: 2 seconds:::::::::::║

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I open the second loot, but I am dejected when I see it is EXACTLY the same content… Seems like there isn't any RNG in starter packs.

I open the Random Gift Pack with hope in my eyes, hoping for a good RNG:

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║Random Gift Pack:::::::::::::::║
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║Items::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║???::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

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Only one item??? Are you fucking kidding me???

And then the revelation:

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║Random Gift Pack:::::::::::::::║

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║Items::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Random Gift Pack x1:::::::::::║

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Ding!

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Go! Go! Go! Last try with a good RNG, let's go!

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║Random Gift Pack:::::::::::::::║

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║Items::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

║Mjolnir::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::║

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Ding!

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-A legendary weapon??? I actually got a legendary weapon???

And, what's this log on the right?

Oh, it's called Global Announcements...

-WHAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

I check in my inventory, but it seems this even locked the weapon in my inventory! I can't seem to drop it!

Well, anyway, maybe that swordman might be useful to protect me, he doesn't need a hammer too, so he won't hunt me down.

I now feel like I need to check my friend invites and accept his invite…

I open the social menu and…

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║OneStrokeOneSoul (expired)║

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It fucking expired!

I quickly send back an invite, that's accepted by him.

He instantly sends a pm to me:

-... So you like being the dominant side of the relationship...

My face is blushing as I quickly reply:

-No!

-Then what are you blushing for?

That comes from behind me, that guy was following me for all that time???

-Nothing! Nothing! That's because of… Don't you think it's quite hot here?

I will never admit that I was imagining a weird WattPad Yaoi!

-And anyway, why did you follow me?

-Well, young maiden, I know you play an old guy, your irl beauty can't hide from my view!

-I'm a man! A man! Don't fucking try to seduce me!

-Shhh, shh, I know… I know…

I suddenly feel like crying.

After a few hours, I succeed to explain to him that I'm a guy, and disconnect when the first players are arriving in the zone.

The map is quite huge so it took them quite long to move to my zone.

[...]

-Stop slacking off!

I jumped and looked behind me, he was writing something on a post-it.

-Boss, what are you writing?

-Nothing, nothing, just your death warrant, your name is ImperialShadow, right?

-Yes, ImperialShadow, then if that's just tha… WAIT WHAT?

-You're going to be killed! I'm the head of the biggest guild in-game, I'll just issue a quest!

-What? You're the best player of the game, the invincible ElPolloLoco?

-No, that's EllaBailaFlamenco, I don't know where you heard that…

-Oh.

Inside my brain: YOU… MUST... BE... FUCCKKKIINNNGGG KIDDING MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????????????

[...]

A/N: Just search this on google translate xD.

[...]

-Hi soul!

-Hi!

After one minute together and one day without seeing each other, we became quite close.

I don't think it's a good point, but I was thinking it back then.

But today's (first) meetup is unlike any other (well I don't really know): There was an urgent matter to resolve!

I opened my mouth to talk but he was quicker.

-I heard you are hunted by the top guild at the same time than by all the players?

-Err, that's about that… How do you know that?

-Well, everyone is talking about it in the global chat.

-Oh.

Suddenly an arrow was shot out and landed just between my thighs and just merely… merely fucking grazed my little brother.

-OH FU-

I cried out trying to find cover but the empty plains let me down, I kept avoiding the attacks that were GODDAMN AIMED AT MY FUCKING MANHOOD WHY THERE!?!?

AND… WHERE THE FUCK DID SOUL GO???

He actually disappeared in this time of need… I knew it! He really is of the submissive side! He's an M!

While my thoughts were drifting at random, I somehow managed to get to a forest that was surrounded with lots of cover but goddamn couldn't they have just yknow NOT FUCKING COVER MY WHOLE GODDAMN VISION WITH LEAVES?

Before I could shuffle through the forest, I was pushed back against a tree behind me and was forced to prepare for the worst. The stalkers had activated

What did I ever do to you people…..? I'm an honest procrastinator that who just never work at work! I questioned looking at the arrows and closed my eyes. But then I was in some kind of… bush? While I saw a puppet where I was just before.

A puppet? I'm not abandoned by the authors and was not humiliated to death! They do care about me! They sent the messiah! Soul… Soul is on my left… Strangely, even though he's badass, even though he's everything you want, his sentence about the dominant side of the relationship forever broke the image I had of him. I can't imagine him as a messiah or whatever the authors want him to be...

Watching the puppet before me that took the brunt of the attacks, I said to Soul:

-I am speechless… Why 100 hits? I am a poor level 2 player! Do they want to kill me?!

-Hmm well let's see… No shit they do.

-Do you want my death?

-Do you want me to tell them that you are alive and have questions to ask?

Not wanting to die prematurely, I stop asking questions, and start pondering over the meaning of life and mainly how to get out of this situation

How the fuck am I going to escape this time? Come on Coreen you're the smartest person here, and you just need to beat the strongest player and the strongest guild in this game! That's ABSOLUTELY not a suicide mission! A light bulb pops above my head! I got an idea! I need a Suicide Squad!

An invincible party able to beat everyone up!

Wait… 5 players can't even kill him let alone hurting him. What the fuck am I supposed to do!? Doubting my high IQ for almost a full second I finally realized the solution.

So if I want to beat him, I need to become the strongest? That doesn't sound generic at all...

-Soul?

-Yes?

-I gave myself a small goal.

-Oh?

-I decided that before buying alcohol, I'll dominate the world.

Chapter end