Defying Natural Order with DeoxyriboNucleic Acid 2 Shameless Resume 001 - The bird

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Hey everyone, this is citation-narrator and comment-narrator! With authors-without-imagination-for-name, we are going to present you the last chapter resume!

-What's the use of being a bird if you can't fly? Wait… I'm a human, right, so I can't fly anyway...

-Well, he has quite the syndrome…

-Yeah, and what's the name of it already?

-¯_(ツ)_/¯.

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-After eating a meager meal and having a mere sip of water, I go to my room and again dive into the world I feel the best in…

-Drugs? Stockholm Syndrome? Death? Dreams?

-Virtual Reality.

-Oh.

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-LOLOLOLLLL You're fucked xDDDDDD

-Hmm, do you need to do this?

-¯_(ツ)_/¯

-Okay.

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-I furiously entered the forums and like the keyboard warrior I am I furiously typed at 3k APM

-Well that's not possible. That's 50 actions per second...

-¯_(ツ)_/¯

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-You may want to be a ninja, but you're clearly not discreet nor aware of your surroundings! You better work or get better at hiding your laziness! Else, you're fired!

-Such a man! I think I fell in love…

-Seriously???

-Well ¯_(ツ)_/¯.

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-Seems like this resume was placed under the sign of the shrug! What sign will the next resume be placed under?

-I can't wait to know, Patrick.

-It's sure that we're all impatient to watch the next matc… Hmm… to read the next chapter, Andy.

-Hey, I'm the-narrator-that-comes-at-the-end-to-surprise-the-reader, my name is a bit long, so you can call me Chucky.

P: Huh, that name is a bit creepy, I don't know why 'cause I have no knowledge of the pop culture, so let's call you John!

J: Hey!

P: What? John is a great name! Even better, you're John Smith now!

J: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) oops it was your table

A: ¯_(ツ)_/¯.

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