“This is my son?!”
I hurriedly raised the Holy Sword. There was no time to draw the blade, so I blocked the muscle-head’s fist with the scabbard. Clang! Our aura clashed fiercely.
-Hoh?
I deliberately used the momentum of the clash to move back, widening the distance between Uburka and me. I used this gap as a way to give myself some time. Then, I grabbed the hilt of my sword and took a proper stance. This way I’d be able to properly deal with this muscle-head’s charges.
-Good. Very good!
Uburka smiled happily.
-Your muscles look delicate, but they are fairly sturdy. Did you add the weight of your soul to the weight of your body?
“I only build muscles internally! You rude bastard!”
-Ugor? Internal muscles? What’s that?
“I appear slim on the outside, but my muscles are quite solid. It’s a magical muscle building technique that allows me to keep my shape while increasing the strength of my body limitlessly! Internal muscles is the style of masters, and the style of outwardly growing muscles like yours is nothing but garbage!”
-I didn’t expect Kekerkker to say things like this….
Uburka made a strange expression, and his breathing slowed down for a moment.
It was natural for someone’s brain to go rigid whenever they encountered something that surpassed their ‘bullshit limit’.
It was that very distortion in breathing that I was aiming for. Taht! Kicking off of the ground, I shot towards Uburka.
-Hmm!
Uburka’s red eyes widened. He was much larger than the average goblin. This meant that he had more places I could hit. I swung my sheathed sword around like a club.
“I’m sorry, child! I’ll try not to hit you too hard!”
Uburka simply smiled.
-Ugor.
He looked down at me, who had reached in front of him in an instant. Then, without dodging or blocking, he watched me slap my sword to his body.
Claang-
A sound that seemed to defy common sense resounded. What I expected to hear was ‘puk’ or ‘paak’, not ‘clang’. My arms were also numb as if I’d just hit a steel wall.
“Is this stone durability?!”
-My body is made up of muscles.
Uburka smirked, showing off his fangs.
-I was born with albinism. It stung to go out in the sun, and I could hardly see because my eyesight was bad. I couldn’t even put mud on my body in the scorching sun. I struggled because it was difficult for me to enjoy ordinary pleasures. And that was when I realized!
Uburka spread his arms.
-If I could cover my body with aura, there wouldn’t be a problem!
Crazy.
-From that day on, I devoted myself to my aura training. First I practiced by covering my entire body with aura, even if it was only for one second. One second, two seconds, three seconds. One minute, two minutes, three minutes… When I could maintain it for one hour, I became an adult. And when I could maintain it for a day, I became the Chairman. For me, Uburka, a birth defect is only a minor obstacle!
The hobgoblin took a bodybuilder pose, his biceps quivering.
“Ugh.”
If I had eaten any greasy food before, my stomach would definitely have been uncomfortable at that moment.
-I trained my muscles till they burst so that my aura could seep into them! When my muscles tore, my aura helped them regenerate. As a result, aura flowed through the reconstructed muscles more easily. By tearing, healing, tearing, and healing my muscles over and over again. By doing so, I succeeded in gaining the ultimate muscles!
Dudung! Budung!
Uburka’s left and right pectorals bounced up and down one after the other.
It was amazing. The performance in front of my eyes was bombarding my psychological defenses. To be able to inflict damage without even making a move, this guy was at an incredible level of mastery.
-Now I’m able to control everything, from my smallest muscles to my thickest, at will! Aura muscles! This is the muscle road I recommend!
Even his bullshit sounded elegant.
-I don’t know why, but no one has followed me yet. Poor things! All you need to do is use your aura with the mindset of restructuring your entire body.
“Hey? Hey, wait a minute…. You achieved refinement and rebirth…….”
-You really might be my father!
This child, perhaps the only goblin in history to gain the title [Refined Muscle-head], shouted.
-You’re stronger than I expected! That’s great! It’s been a long time since I met an opponent who could take one of my blows. So, lift your sword, fight me with all your might!
“Woah. I’m not used to being the one who says this. But Uburka. Is fighting all you know….”
-Mind and body! Muscle Instincts! Muscle Eruption!
Rumble! Uburka’s muscles began to wriggle like magma which became restless before an eruption.
He grew.
And grew.
“H, huh?”
And grew some more.
Chapter end
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