Begging You to Break Off This Engagement! Chapter 1 part4

1.4

"Second brother, how about we go to the vegetable garden to help Mother work?" Luo Yi carefully looked at his brother, fearing that he was caught up and contemplating suicide once again.

　　"Work?  What do I want to do? Go get me a pot filled with water." Luo Fei shook his sleeves, "If I am going to let Zhang Yangfan just go straight past the front door of my house, then my surname isn't Luo !"

　　"Sec-Second brother, what are you trying to do?" Luo Yi's eyes opened wide, his whole person was flabbergasted. Is this reckless man still his second brother who anytime Zhang Yangfan was mentioned would become depressed?!

　　"Do what? Do Zhang Yangfan! " Seeing his younger brother not moving, he picked a wooden bowl himself. He filled it with water, and scooped in several handfuls of dirt from the ground, and while walking towards the door, spit in it, waiting until the horn sounds came closer, he held out the bowl… then withdrew it, turning his body back he asked Luo Yi: "Is Dad at home?" How come he didn't come when was pretending to die just a while ago? If he really wasn't at home, then he couldn't spill this water yet.

　　He is here, he's in the vegetable garden." Luo Yi looked suspicious. "Second Brother, why are you asking?"

　　"No reason!" Luo Fei didn't even pause to think before he dumped the dirty water onto the marriage parade outside!

"Hualala—" (sound of water)

"Ah——! "

"Pu! Pei! Pei! "

"Who is so wicked!" The musicians stopped playing the song, and a person from the Zhang family went straight to the door of the Luo Family.

　　　"Surname Luo, what is the meaning of this! " Zhang Yangfan's cousin Zhang Sheng asked Luo Fei.

　　"What do you mean what does this mean?" Luo Fei put down the bowl and swept his eyes across Zhang Yangfan," Are you saying that I have to ask when I pour water out of my house?"

"You obviously did it on purpose! " Zhang Yangfu truth be told was at fault about the matter with Luo Fei, however, his wedding clothing had gotten wet and his heart was also enraged.

"Forget about it." Jiang Baining said softly. "You refused him and he went to the river to commit suicide because of you. If everyone in the village knew about this matter, who would want him? Besides, it seems that he has a lot of misfortune. Luo Dazhen (Head of Luo family) must be very sad, we can not afford that responsibility."

　　"You—! Are you using your intelligence?" If you were kind, you would not have gotten in the way of Luo Fei (罗飞) and Zhang Yangfan's feelings. Maybe they wouldn't have had to come to this bird-shit god-forsaken place! The more Luo Fei thought about it, the angrier he got!

　　　"How are you, you, so ignorant?" Jiang Baining's eyes bulged.

　　　"Fuck your "so ignorant". Jiang Baining, you also shouldn't be too proud. Zhang Yangfan is really not a good thing, actually, let me thank you, for taking him away, if you didn't I wouldn't have found out what a little villain her was! Alright alright, you guys stop blocking my house's front entrance, whoever has a place to go should go! " Luo Fei took the bar (that closes/locks the door) and brandished it.

　　　"What a joke, so the water you poured was for nothing?! Compensate us! " Zhang Sheng yelled.

　　　"Right, compensation with money! You can't just leave it like this! " A few people followed suit and demanded.

　　　"What are you guys yelling? Do you think our old Luo Family is empty right now?!" Li Yuehua wielded an ax and came rushing out," Darling, don't be afraid! Your Mommy is here! "

　　　"What? You wanna fight?" Luo Sheng was already quite angry, but at this, his anger was considerably elevated to another level," Comrades, let us fight! Let's see if they end up paying today or not! "

Notes:

Lol so I was hoping that this novel would be niche enough that aggregator sites don’t steal it but I guess not and I found my translations on a site :(((( I’m contemplating getting Premium WordPress so that I can fiddle with the CSS and prevent the right-click/copy function but poor students like me have no money so I guess it’ll have to wait

Anyway, isn’t this novel hilarious? I feel like my translations don’t do justice to the comedic connotations the Chinese words do but I try my best~ I love supportive mothers like Li Yuehua!!! ❤

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