Haoh Yorion was turning 25 years old today as a virgin he always laments his life for not managing to be successful like millions of others .

He was coming back today after a small party with Otakus where they trade many ideas and options for games, anime, novels and those kinds of stuff .

But he didn't have anything to offer as he was in love with the anime DxD if he could enter inside the screen he would kill Issei for his naivety .

Those girls are thirsty as fuck and searching for someone to fuck their cunts, anus, throats and fill them again and again with semen .

Rias and many others always sleep in his room and the only thing he does is scream Oppai Oppai . . .

AdvertisementIs this justice?? No, IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!

Haoh : Sigh, no matter how much i scream in my mind and hope for me to go there it's futile as i know its fan fiction .

Haoh : How many times I've read of many heroes go there and doing whatever they wanted??

Haoh : Even the newly author on the internet Seion is writing whatever he likes, man that's freedom . . .

As he was returning back he entered a pastry and brought a cake and two candles in the shape of numbers .

He walked outside from there and started moving in a deadly manner as if he didn't have a soul .

After countless minutes meaning, almost an hour passed he reached his apartment .

He opened the door with his key and went inside, he placed the cake on the table and went to have a nice cold bath .

20 minutes later he got out and after getting himself dressed he sat on the table and opened the small cake he had brought .

He ripped the plastic where the candles were and after that, he placed them on top of the cake he lights them up with a lighter .

Haoh : Happy Birthday, to you . Happy Birthday, to you . Happy Birthday, Dear Jackass . Happy Birthday, to you .

Haoh : As The Legend Goes, I Wish For My 25th Year Old Virgin Self To Be Reborn As A Mage Preferable In My Favorite Anime!!!"

As he made his wish he started cutting the cake in pieces, 4 to be exactly and started eating it, it took him 10 minutes to finish the first 3 and then started eating the last piece .

It would be a lie to say he wasn't full because he was eating the last piece with great difficulty .

Just as he took the last bite he suddenly couldn't swallow it and starting coughing . .

Haoh : Hah, hah cough, cough, cough . . . H . . . e . . . . . lp

He tried to scream for help but nothing came out of his mouth as his throat was clogged with cake .

He rushed in the kitchen and tried to drink some water but it did nothing at all, he pushed his fingers inside but he couldn't reach that far inside .

His strength started failing his as he couldn't intake the air around him, the cake has clogged the spot in his throat that connects to the pathway of his nose, therefore he couldn't breathe at all .

He took the keys and as he was about to reach the door in order to get out and knock on the next door he felt dizzy and collapsed in the floor .

Haoh : Am I dying??? without having done anything at all??

Haoh : Yes . . . then i won't have to suffer from this life anymore . . .

His whole body became heavy and soon his eyes started closing up indicating his incoming death .