King: So how do you court your Wife?
Liam: I do everything my Wife tells me to .
MANWHORE(HW): Now watch me whip, Watch me nae nae, Now watch me whip whip,
Watch me nae nae
Liam: Shut up Solo Player
MANWHORE(HW): T-T
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Adam and Dominique: Don't mind us . *eats popcorn
Neil: Hmmm I give her flowers whenever I pick her up from work
Liam: Oh that sort of thing . Yep Bruh, do that . They love all the cliché, girly and mushy stuff . One time, I gave her the chocolates she mentioned in the passing, wooh boy it was so hard to find, she was so happy . She did everything I want, even in you know . . . . hehehehehe
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King: Noted .
King: Wait let me get some paper and pen to write that down . Brb
Adam: Wow . He really wasn't joking .
Dominique: You've changed .
King: Done . Go on .
Neil: How about surprising her? Take her to her favorite place? Or somewhere she's been wanting to go to? I also did this on our anniversary . It works wonders Bro .
Liam: Oh oh How about take her to those workshops . Cooking lessons? Dance lessons? Martial arts lessons? Do it together!
Neil: How about go on hiking! Be adventurous! I always wanted to take my wife . Profess my love above the clouds . But I can't . We're too worried to leave the kids :(
Liam: FOOD BRUH! They said the way to a woman's heart was through their stomach!
Dominique: Hmmm how come I remember that differently . . .
Neil: Write her a love letter! She'll appreciate it especially the handwritten ones . Or you could like leave little sticky notes everywhere, remember it needs to be the colorful ones . Write on it some small message but don't half ass it .
Liam: Oh oh one time I did those balloon stuffs . I've attached a banner on it with my message then hid it in my trunk . Then I opened my trunk and surprised my wife with it for Valentine's Day .
Neil: Take her to the movies! The romantic ones! Avoid Horror at all cost! It has to be mushy hmmm hmmm
Liam: Take her to the amusement park! She'll love it . Then ride all of it . You can since you're rich .
Neil: Take her to a concert of an artist she love .
Liam: Give her massage! My Wife stops beating me as soon as I give her a massage .
MANWHORE(HW): Condolence
Neil: Go out shopping with her .
Adam: Even for me that's too bland Dude
Neil: What? You have a better idea? Besides my wife loves it . Do you have a wife? *smirks
Adam: . . . . .
Liam: Cook for her!
Dominique: Now you're just rephrasing what you said earlier . You're running out of ideas
Neil: Hmmmmmmmm I think that's all of it King: . . . .
Liam: We're sorry King but I do hope you do all of this . Guaranteed she'll be head over hills .
King: How come Alfred's ideas were more epic and grander than all of your ideas?
Neil: No comment
Liam: What? Really? Sharing is caring . Tell me about it Dude I'll do that to my wife . Then she'll listen to me more hehehehe
Dominique: Wow even the Butler can one up you guys . Tsk tsk
MANWHORE(HW): Why not ask Google-Sensei?
Neil, Dominique, Liam and King: Eh?!!!!!
Adam: Wow for once something proper and great came out of that mouth of yours . *claps slowly
MANWHORE(HW): Just search it dude . There was that time I did that and it saved my life .
Liam: How so?
MANWHORE(HW): One time I had this crazy one night stand with a woman . But the next day her police husband was hunting me down . Police Dude! Almost got me if it weren't for Google-Sensei .
King, Adam, Liam, and Dominique: . . . . .
Neil: You're a lost cause
Chapter end
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