Who Told Him To Cultivate Immortality! Chapter 60

  Chapter 60 The Catcher and the Thief

   "My Lu family's pictograph boxing is extensive and profound, and it's not something you can comprehend thoroughly with a single spiritual root like you."

   "As the saying goes, the sky has nine levels of height, the earth has nine levels of depth, and Lu's Pictographic Boxing also has nine levels of division."

"Now I will only reach the first level of realm. When I practice to a high level, I can obtain the power, spells, and even cultivation of the object of change. If I practice to the ninth level in the next year, I can become a transcending tribulation in a single thought." With great energy, it is no problem to suppress the elder sister!"

  Lu Yang said so triumphantly that Mangu believed it was true, so Mangu quietly asked Meng Jingzhou: "Is what Brother Lu said true?"

  Meng Jingzhou rolled his eyes: "It's really a fart, it's made up when you hear it. If you are willing to listen, I can make up eight different versions for you."

  Barbarian let out a groan, thinking that Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou's easy-to-use lies are so powerful.

   A few days have passed since Lu Yang endowed Pictograph Boxing with a new meaning, and more and more guests come every day.

   "Didn't we increase the price? Why are there so many people?" Lu Yang said through gritted teeth. Yesterday, the largest restaurant in Yanjiang County offered to buy their formula.

   He was the only one gnashing his teeth, Meng Jingzhou and Man Gu were very happy.

  Today, Mangu went upstairs to supervise Qin Yuanhao, while Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou went downstairs to be waiters.

  While resisting the urge to talk about cross talk, Meng Jingzhou said via voice transmission: "I heard that there was a table of monks a few days ago. After eating, they were full of praise. They praised that our cooking is better than the spiritual chefs they know."

   "That's it, once spread to ten, ten to hundreds, now many monks know about our hotel."

Don't look at Dao Zong Manshan who is full of spiritual chefs. In fact, spiritual chefs are a very unpopular type of monks. In Yanjiang County, they can be counted with a slap, and most of them are in the Qi training period, and only one is in the foundation building period. .

  Spiritual Chef pays attention to the intergrowth of the five elements. The food they make is both delicious and can improve the cultivation level. The two effects are unified.

  The grilled skewers of the barbarian bone can't improve the cultivation level, but it's better than delicious. The monks in Yanjiang County feel that they can't eat the food from the spiritual chef to improve their cultivation, so why can't they eat better skewers than the spiritual chef's?

  It is ten times more expensive than the usual skewers, and in the eyes of monks, they are both high quality and low price.

   "We are well-known in the middle and upper circles of Yanjiang County. Many ordinary people who are not short of money follow suit and come to eat with us. It seems to be a way to show off. The promotion of our business experience to the whole continent is just around the corner. Are you happy?"

   "I'm happy with a hammer." Lu Yang rolled his eyes and welcomed the new customers.

   "Boss, this floor is full, can't you go to the second floor?" A customer saw that the second floor was lit and thought it was a good place.

   "The second floor is being renovated, and we don't accept customers. Please forgive me." Although he didn't want to make the barbecue restaurant bigger and stronger, Lu Yang still focused on being the waiter in the restaurant, and he didn't have the idea of ​​slack in his work.

  The guests had no choice but to go to the back to line up honestly.

   "Haha, it's finally our turn, boss, I'm here again with my brothers!"

  Several officials in black casual clothes came to the barbecue restaurant. They hung badges and long knives on their waists to show their identities, which was very deterrent.

  The people behind them are unwilling to get too close to them, and they have natural fear in their psychology.

   "Captain Wei, you guys are here."

   Lu Yang smiled, and seemed to be very familiar with these people.

These people are arresters from Yanjiang County. The leader is surnamed Wei. He has a beard and speaks very imposingly. People from the Devil's Cult are also unwilling to deal with them, for fear of being targeted and causing trouble.

  The next few policemen are not ordinary people, and they all have the lowest level of Qi training.

   To be a fast catcher in the world of Xianxia, ​​you can't do it without any cultivation.

   This is already the fourth time Wei Butou has come, and Lu Yang is already familiar with him.

  Originally there were some people who relied on their status to be different from ordinary people and wanted to jump in the queue. When they learned that Captain Wei often came here for supper, they didn't dare to publicize it.

"Isn't this just the end of duty, and I've changed shifts, so I'll bring my brothers to your place to eat skewers. Don't tell me, your skewers are really something, and you can't forget them after eating." Wei catched his head. My mouth is drooling when I think of the skewers in this store.

   "It's not easy to be on a business trip. I'm on the night shift once every two days." Lu Yang sighed as he took them to the private room.

   Arriving in the private room, Butou Wei and the others took off their coats.

   "Hey, it's annoying to say the least. I don't know what's going on recently. Many monks have poured into Yanjiang County. It seems that it's not a fun thing, and it has caused a lot of pressure on public security."

   "The county guard has made repeated orders to ensure that there will be no trouble. There is no other way, so I have to take my brothers to patrol more. After the patrol is over, I will come to you to reward my brothers."

  Seeing that Lu Yang was quite busy, Catcher Wei didn't say much, and began to order food.

   "It's still the same as last time?" Lu Yang asked, Wei Butou ordered the same skewers for the first three times.

"I'm back here to order something new. I wanted to try it last time I came here, but my brothers stopped me. I ordered ten skewers of roasted eyes, ten skewers of roasted silkworm chrysalis, and ten skewers of centipedes." After Wei Butou finished speaking, he asked Lu Yang to prepare quickly. , not giving the brethren a chance to react.

  The brothers wailed, these things don't sound like edible.

   "Look at all of you pampered. Let's see if I will take you to the wild for a half-month mission. Bigu pills are not allowed. Let's see what you eat!"

  After the grilled skewers with good wine were served, Butou Wei and the others feasted on them, and they were delicious.

   When they got excited about eating, the brothers started pouring out bitterness and cursing.

   "Damn, those thieves who have been stealing around recently are really slippery, and they haven't left any clues."

   "It must have been done by a monk, otherwise even a veteran wouldn't be able to be so agile."

   "I reckon it's those monks from other places."

   "When these grandsons are caught, I will whip a hundred and eighty times with a whip, and then be locked in a water prison!"

The thieves made waves, but they couldn't catch them. The head of the guard was very shameless: "The magistrate ordered me to solve the case within a month. He is so capable, let him do it himself! Today's wave of thieves is still here!" They stole Li Dahu and Lu Dahu's family, and Li Dahu is still a relative of the county sheriff, and the county sheriff will definitely ask me to put pressure on me tomorrow."

  The private room next door.

  A guest who looked like a big brother put today's harvest on the dining table: "The value of today's ticket is still the old rule. I will share 40%, and the remaining brothers will share equally."

  Brothers are all smiles, today can be described as a bumper harvest: "Before I came here, I heard how powerful the headhunter Wei is, and he was also known as a hard-faced headhunter. Looking at it now, it's nothing more than that, and I can't even eat our farts!"

   "It's too sad to say this, people can eat farts anyway."

   "The ones surnamed Li and Lu are really rich people, especially this one surnamed Ma, whose cultivation level is not high and there are many good things."

   "Come, come, let's eat and drink today. I'm treating guests. No one is allowed to let go of the alcohol. Today, brothers and sisters must get drunk!"

  The thieves drank heartily, and one of them went out to use the toilet. When he returned to the room, he accidentally went to the wrong door and walked to the room of the head guard.

   "Well—brother, why have you changed your appearance and become ugly?"

   "Where is the drunk maniac, get out of here." A policeman said impatiently, they were worrying about where to arrest people, and there were drunk people here to make trouble.

  The man was furious and wanted to beat him, but he was no match for a group of fast catchers, so he was thrown out with three strikes.

   The police officers saw that the man was a bit cultivated, but they didn't take it to heart, and continued to go back to drink and complain.

  The man felt wronged, and went back to complain to the boss.

The thieves were drunk, and when they heard that their brother was being bullied, the boss was more righteous when he was drunk, he slapped the table and said arrogantly: "Good guy, you dare to bully me, go and tell me!" Next door, if you have the guts, come to me, whoever doesn't come is the grandson!"

  (end of this chapter)

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