Who Told Him To Cultivate Immortality! Chapter 138

  Chapter 138 The officials who were played with

  According to Dan Dingfeng's research, long-term eating of meat buns will lead to nutritional imbalance and poor physical development. In order to improve the food of the government servants, the kind-hearted Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou decided to do something.

   In the morning, the industrious Master Lu and Meng decided to take away all the meat buns, forced them to eat vegetarian food, balanced nutrition, and urged the government servants to exercise more, run frequently, and exercise their muscles.

  The Yamen servants gladly accepted the suggestions of the two experts, and expressed that they must keep up with the experts and catch up with them as soon as possible. Thank you personally.

  The two experts are not just empty talk, they will run in person in order to prove the feasibility of their health theory.

  The yamen servants were very moved, and they also started running to exercise their bodies. This running lasted all morning.

  The yamen servants felt that the expert's advice was right, and they publicized the reputation of the two experts for free. Not long after, the entire town heard the words of the yamen servants.

   "If you have the ability, you two stop!"

   "Two bastards, I promise not to kill you!"

   "If you don't eat meat buns, what will you get!"

  The yamen servants jumped into a rage and chased after Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou.

  Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou didn't dare to be overtaken by the yamen servants, so they ran away, leaving the yamen servants to eat ashes behind.

  While running, Lu Yang said: "The rules are not deceiving. Look at how dangerous this yamen servant is. The two of us are chasing after us without doing anything. We can't be overtaken."

  Meng Jingzhou took it for granted: "Isn't it? Fortunately, we are in the foundation building stage. If it were someone else, we would have been caught up long ago."

  The yamen servants wanted to take a detour to block the two, but the two had long been familiar with the map of the town, so they couldn't block it at all.

  The two of them led the yamen servants to run from the morning until night fell. When they ran to the back, the yamen servants obviously couldn't run anymore.

   When it was Haishi, the two returned to the inn with the meat buns on their shoulders. The servants glared at them fiercely, and returned to the government office unwillingly.

  According to [Commoner Town Yamen Rules], they must stay in the government during the period from Haishi to Chenshi.

  The two felt a little regretful. They had made a lot of preparations at the inn. If the servants could enter the inn, it would surely be a surprise for them.

Pity.

  At si o'clock on the fifth day, the lazy government servants arrived at the restaurant on time.

  In the past, they would wait for a quarter of an hour at night, when there were more people gathered here, they would suddenly appear, frighten people, and if they were lucky, they could even break their necks.

  In order to be able to eat meat buns, they changed this habit.

  Yesterday I ran all day and didn't eat any meat buns. I'm already hungry, so I'll come over here first, and eat as soon as possible while those two unscrupulous things are free.

   Halfway through the meal, they saw Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou coming out of the inn slowly.

   "How dare you show up in front of us!" The yamen servants were so angry when they remembered yesterday, they wanted to catch these two people no matter what!

  Lu Yang said unhurriedly: "I advise you not to chase me, otherwise something terrible will happen."

   "Who are you scaring!" The chief yamen servant obviously didn't believe Lu Yang's words, thinking it was a bluff.

  Buyi Town has only 21 rules, and the situation Lu Yang said will never happen.

"superior!"

   Seeing that they did not listen to dissuasion, Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou sighed, turned around and ran away.

  After the yamen servants ran away for a while, someone rolled on the ground covering his stomach, sweating on his painful forehead: "My lower abdomen hurts so much!"

  As if a chain reaction had started, one person after another clutched their stomachs and screamed for pain. Even the head of the yamen servant couldn't take it anymore. He curled up on the ground to reduce the pain, and he couldn't even stand up.

   "Meat buns are poisonous..." The head of the yamen servant stared at Lu Yang, and he was sure that they had poisoned him.

  Lu Yang walked over slowly: "I told you a long time ago, don't chase us, if you don't listen, are you out of luck now?"

   "Where did you get the poison!" The head of the yamen servant couldn't understand, it was impossible for the pharmacy owner to dispense poison to Lu Yang, where did Lu Yang get the poison?

  Lu Yang squatted down, patted the head of the yamen servant, and said kindly: "Remember, don't exercise vigorously after meals, or you will easily get appendicitis."

   "Read more, don't think that everything is poison, we are decent, how can we poison?"

  As one of the Five Great Immortal Sects, Dao Dao Sect does things upright and sits upright, and never does such unscrupulous things as poisoning.

  At the very least, the living enemies have never encountered Taoist sect poisoning.

  The yamen servants suffered from abdominal pain and rolled on the ground in pain. The yamen servants who were fine stood in fear of Lu Yang and did not dare to move. Just like that, Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou disappeared from the yamen servants' eyes.

   What the two of them didn't pay attention to was the eyes of the people in the commoner town beside the road, with panic in their eyes.

   "Fortunately, these two people abide by the ordinary rules. If they wear black clothes and become government servants, can we still survive?"

   "Who says it's not? They still say that they are a decent family. I don't know which demon sect sneaked into the undercover of the righteous way!"

  The people of Commoner Town were glad that Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou were on their side, otherwise they were afraid that they would not survive three days.

  At the end of the sixth day, the yamen servants learned to be smart, and they took the meat buns first, and blocked the entrance of the inn.

  Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou had expected it, and escaped through the window on the second floor.

   "Chasing, don't let them run away!" The two days of resentment accumulated to a very terrifying level, and the yamen servants recalled the painful experience yesterday, wishing to tear them apart.

  Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou ran more and more proficiently. What the yamen servants didn't realize was that they chased and ran to the private school's site.

  When Mr. Private School saw Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou, he gritted his teeth, and he called the person who was studying in the private school.

  The people studying in the private school can no longer be called human beings. They have black hair all over their bodies, their mouths are very long, and some of them lie down on the ground in serious cases. They are only one step away from becoming black dogs.

   "Catch them!" Mr. Private School ordered.

  The yamen servants were also angry when they saw this scene, and dared to rob people from them!

  Mr. Private School still wanted to meet Lu Yang's gaze. Lu Yang had already prepared for it, and took out a bronze mirror to cover his face.

   "Look at your ugly face!"

  Mr. Private School saw his skinless face and red eyes in the bronze mirror. He wailed, his body changed, and he hurried back to the academy and sewed his mouth shut.

  Lost the command of Mr. Private School, the black dog man scuffled with the yamen servants according to the previous order.

  Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou took advantage of the chaos to bring out a government servant and wanted to take off his clothes, but they couldn't take them off no matter what.

  They just need to take the next best thing and find out from the yamen servants [Buyi Town Yamen Rules]

  Like the waiter, in order to prevent forgetting the rules, the servants will carry the rules with them at all times.

  The two get what they want and run away.

  As for the yamen servants, the two chose to respect their wishes and fight if they wanted.

  (end of this chapter)

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