Urban Banished Immortal Chapter 55

Guo Huai passed a delicate, wooden casing to Sun Lingling and said, “Eat this pill first before things get started.”

Sun Lingling received and opened the casing, but hesitant to put the pill into her mouth. “What? Don’t you trust me?” Guo Huai asked, smiling.

Sun Lingling looked at Guo Huai who looked like an absolute pervert. Wucheng Vile Tetrad, men of five vices, she thought. She was really getting worried.

“Guo Huai, have you heard of Sun clan from Beijing? Sometimes, there are things that we shouldn’t joke about,” Sun Lingling said softly.

“Alright, fine then. Since you don’t trust me, we may proceed another day,” Guo Huai said as he waved his hand. The wooden casing originally in Sun Lingling’s hands went back to Guo Huai. It could be seen that Guo Huai looked disappointed.

“Who said that I didn’t trust you? I wouldn’t have booked a room and waited for you here if I didn’t,” Sun Lingling said reluctantly. “Give it to me, I’ll eat it,” she said as she snatched the wooden casing. She then put the pill with a strong medicinal smell into her mouth before Guo Huai could even react.

“Drink this, it’ll be painful for a bit. You must endure the pain. The longer you persist, the better the medicinal effect,” Guo Huai said with a smile as he nodded.

“Arghh!” Sun Lingling shouted. Suddenly, the entire hotel of Wucheng University got shook up.

“Did you hear that? How I wish you would scream the same way,” a naked man said to the lady beside him.

“She could only scream this passionately because her man is capable. Why not look at yourself first before blaming me,” the lady said angrily.

“Are you saying that I’m not capable? Then let’s do it again,” the man said before once again pushing the lady down to the bed and starting the most traditional job.

“I think it’s from Room 608. The girl who went in just now seemed like Sun Lingling from year twelve. I didn’t know high schoolers nowadays are this open-minded,” the workers of the hotel said softly.

“Shut your mouth up! If we got accused of disclosing customer’s privacy, we’d be doomed. Furthermore, Sun Lingling is from the Sun clan in Beijing. At that time, you’d die of reasons you don’t know,” another server said softly.

Guo Huai lightly shook his head as he looked at Sun Lingling who almost went unconscious from the pain. I should’ve put some medicine with painkilling effect earlier, he thought before taking out a set of needles. He inserted nine needles on Sun Lingling’s body, causing Sun Lingling to feel relieve and stop making noises.

“When I reached ascension back then, the pain I had to endure while divine lightning struck me was a thousand times more than this. Sigh, women…” Guo Huai murmured.

After around half an hour, Sun Lingling slowly opened her eyes. She felt an unprecedented comfort throughout her body.

“Don’t move, I’ll remove the needles now,” Guo Huai said as he reached out to the needles, quick as lightning. In just a short moment, nine needles appeared in his hand. The tips of the needles all had an abnormal wave of energy.

Nineshade Luosha Body! She has a Nineshade Luosha Body! No wonder I felt that her pulse was extraordinary when I first measured it. The Nineshade Luosha Poison is very useful. I can’t just throw it away, Guo Huai thought as he poured the black liquid from each needle into a jade bottle.

“Guo Huai, am I really fine now?” Sun Lingling asked excitedly. She could feel that the coldness that had been in her stomach was gone entirely.

“Go and shower first. Wash away the black stuff that came out from your body and have a change. I’ll explain it to you later,” Guo Huai said as he fiddled with his nine needles.

“Alright,” Sun Lingling said before walking to the bathroom.

“Damn it, I shouldn’t look at that direction anymore. Back then, I got punished by Jade Emperor for peeping on a bathing fairy,” Guo Huai said before turning the television on.

In the bathroom, Sun Lingling murmured, “Did he really cure me? Who is he? A man of five vices, one of Wucheng Vile Tetrad. Just what kind of person is he? From the wonderful wine to the medicinal pills and acupuncture, what else is he capable of? Guo Huai, Guo Huai from Wucheng County.”

After a while, Sun Lingling walked out of the bathroom and looked at Guo Huai, saying, “I’m 18 years old this year. Due to my condition earlier, I did not dare to date any guy. I even thought that I wasn’t a complete woman. Thanks for healing me. Thank you, Guo Huai.”

Guo Huai stared at Sun Lingling who was wearing a different clothing, shocked. “You’re indeed a beauty, prettier than most fairies in heaven. You should be able to rival Jade,” he said, sighing.

Sun Lingling thought for a moment and asked, “Who’s Jade?” Humph! You’re still thinking about someone else while being with a beauty like me, she thought.

“She’s the jade rabbit beside Chang’er,” Guo Huai answered. He was still staring at Sun Lingling. In his mind, she was thinking of Jade. “You don’t have to know who Jade is. Let me tell you, however, your condition isn’t fully healed yet.”

“But I feel a comforting warmth in my belly. I don’t feel the coldness anymore,” Sun Lingling said as she touched her belly.

“You’re eighteen this year. The medicinal effect of the pill can only control the poison in your body for ten years at most. If you don’t fully remove the poison from your body before your birthday this year, you would feel a heart-drilling type of pain when you’re 28 years old. At that time, even an immortal can’t save you,” Guo Huai said softly.

“What can I do to completely remove the poison in my body?” Sun Lingling asked while widening her eyes.

“The Breath of the Sun. Only the Breath of the Sun can remove the root of your poison,” Guo Huai said softly. “To put it in simple terms, you need a guy to do something with you that would satisfy both parties to completely recover from your body condition. Of course, this has to be done before your eighteenth birthday. I’ll be leaving now. Otherwise, you’d think that I’m trying to take advantage of you,” Guo Huai said before standing up, preparing to leave.

“Guo Huai, come here,” Sun Lingling said softly to Guo Huai’s back.

Guo Huai turned around and asked, “Aren’t you worried that I’m lying to you?” At this moment, Sun Lingling already had her upper clothing removed, revealing the pair of bosom in the air.

“Even if you’re lying to me, I’m willing to believe you. I don’t want to endure the pain of the poison anymore. Guo Huai, please possess me!” Sun Lingling said before lying on the bed.

“Don’t worry, you’ll get what you deserve being my woman,” Guo Huai said. He could not hold himself back anymore and leaped onto Sun Lingling before shattering his shirt. He could feel that Sun Lingling did not just agree to him for treatment. Deep down her heart, she had completely approved Guo Huai as her man.

“Ah! Ah! Ah!” the most traditional sound of enthusiasm resounded from the room. The two of them did not restrain themselves from making noises. After around an hour, the two of them concluded a perfect ending.

Fairy (仙女 xiānnǚ) (仙子 xiānzǐ) – a term used to describe a woman from heaven/ incredibly stunning.
Note: Not to be confused with the Western concept of Fairies.

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