Unemployed at the Beginning, I Let the Singer Come Back Chapter 660

Chapter 660: Deception

Jiang Yang asked: "Do the cavemen on the top of the mountain know?"

  Nonsense!

 Erha and Bian'an certainly know.

 They just don't know Jiang Yang's mental state.

Jiang Yang is in good spirits.

When he answered "I am from the Earth", he suddenly thought of the movie "This Man is from the Earth" and remembered that the sentence "The Hopi see time as a landscape" also came from this movie.

This movie tells the story of a professor. When he resigned and moved away, his professor colleagues came to see him and still didn't understand why he had to leave. So, in a small room, the male protagonist told them that he was tens of thousands of years old. The cavemen of the past could live forever and remain 35 years old, so they had to move every ten years.

 He had been a tribal leader, a disciple of Buddha, and Jesus—

 A large room of professors, including biology, psychology, and religion, made him stunned for a while.

 They all believed it.

After Jiang Yang thought of this story, he suddenly found it quite interesting.

 Just right.

 The book in his hand tells this story.

Erha and Lao Bian have never heard of this story. Jiang Yang is bragging to them!

"I am serious!"

Jiang Yang took a bite of his burger and said, "As an authentic Kyoto native, I have lived here for a long time. But, you also know that the sea has changed a lot, and it is different now than it was then. The only traces of my life remain. Yes, it may be a cave that our tribe doesn't know is still there, with rock paintings of us hunting animals on it. In the tribe at that time, rock paintings were equivalent to recipes, and there were dedicated people who were responsible for drawing them. I remember one time, we went out hunting, If he fails to catch the prey he drew, when the leader comes back, he will be beaten until his teeth are all over the ground, and he can only live on liquid food chewed by others—"

Erha and Bian'an looked at him blankly.

no.

 Brother, why did you make up the story so seriously?

 I don't really expect them to believe it.

Bian'an took the book from Jiang Yang and said, "You have come to fool us after reading this book."

Jiang Yang let them read it as they pleased.

 There is no content about this in the book, it is all lines from the movie.

"Later, because I never grew old, they thought I had witchcraft and made me their leader. I also relied on my own experience to lead the tribe well. We hunted many mammoths, but as time went by, they They felt that I had sucked their lives and they wanted to kill me. I had no choice but to run away. Then I headed west—"

Jiang Yang paused.

It's a bit uncircular here.

In the movie, the male protagonist has been a Sumerian for thousands of years, and also a Phoenician, and then went east to meet the Buddha -

fine.

 Appropriate it from other novels.

"I have wandered in Tibet and the desert for a long time, especially in an oasis with a deep cave. Every day I think about the meaning of my life next to the bottomless cave. We even made a I used a stone like an eyeball to worship the entrance of the cave. Later, I left the desert and continued westward, and happened to encounter the time of Buddh"

Then.

Jiang Yang told them that he studied with Buddha, and then went to live in tribes in the Middle East, learned Hebrew, and named himself John.

Later, when he saw that people were struggling to escape suffering, he taught them Buddhism: "The original philosophical teachings of **** were actually the Hebrew Buddhism, kindness, tolerance, righteousness, and love. Cruel realists admitted that life is its The state that appears everywhere, the Kingdom of Heaven means goodness, and the Kingdom of Heaven is where it should be. 'I am who I am', this is the truth realized by the Buddha."

Jiang Yang looked at them: "Then, the name John is easily confused with the Hebrew word Yokanna, and the meaning of Yokanna in Hebrew is 'God is merciful', which was later translated into Latin and becomes Jesus.”

Bian An and Erha looked at Jiang Yang blankly.

This piece of deception—

 They did not believe, they submitted.

They have seen people brag when they are drunk, and when they brag to the sky, people will know that it is a lie.

 They have also seen bragging, but the bragging is so small that it is difficult to tell the truth from the lie. However, the key to boasting oneself to the sky and using the **** Zhengbo to prove it is that without considering Jiang Yang's longevity, it is really hard to argue with.

Bian'an thinks this is really awesome!

He returned the book to Jiang Yang. The book contained information about the cavemen and the geographical changes at that time that Jiang Yang had said, but there were no details about the cavemen's life or philosophy. It seemed that Jiang Yang had read a lot of other books.

He couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "You are definitely the most refreshing and refined braggart I have ever seen."

but-

 He took out his mobile phone, searched for news and asked Jiang Yang to read it.

This is a piece of news about Jiang Yang and Li Yu's marriage. After the news broke, a reporter went to Jiang Yang's hometown to interview Jiang Yang's parents. During the interview, the reporter also looked bad and asked Jiang Yang what else besides his face could he marry the big devil. advantage. Who knows, Jiang Yang's parents argued over who Jiang Yang was handsome because of. The two people were arguing not about genetics, but when Jiang Yang was born, his head was pointed and very ugly. An old lady in the same ward said that newborn babies have soft heads and you have to rub them down.

 This project was carried out by Mr. Jiang and he worked carefully for a long time.

 But this project was directed by Jiang Yang's mother, so both of them took credit in front of reporters.

 In the end, most of the reporters didn't know what they were asking.

Now.

With this evidence presented, Jiang Yang's boast just now is undermined.

When Jiang Yang saw the news, he was helpless: "It's boring."

Erha thought: "You braggart, you are definitely the ceiling for bragging!"

It's like swearing.

 You call the other person a bastard.

 This is not awesome.

The cool thing is that you call the other party a **** and prove that the other party is a bastard, and the other party has no way to refute.

 This is very delicious!

The only pity is that whenever Jiang Yang wets the bed, the media has found out about it. They know Jiang Yang thoroughly.

Jiang Yang had almost eaten lunch during the conversation.

Since he could no longer brag, Jiang Yang said goodbye to Erha and Bian'an and returned to the company.

Erha looked at his back and said, "You are so good at deceiving him. If he is a foreigner I don't know, I might not believe him."

Erha feels that Jiang Yang's story is particularly suitable for the “I, Jesus, give money” scam routine.

Back in the office, Jiang Yang started writing this story.

He wanted to write this story out, straighten it out, and then deceive people.

so-

 When Li Qingning came back, Jiang Yang couldn't wait to tell her: "Honey, let me tell you a secret."

"What?"

Li Qingning used a piece of paper to lightly apply lip makeup.

You can't let Jiang Yang eat every meal, otherwise he will be poisoned.

Jiang Yang: “I am actually Jesus.”

Li Qingning: "Didn't you drink Coke? Why are you talking drunkenly?"

Jiang Yang was stunned for a moment.

 He destroyed all the Cokes. How did his wife know?

 Of course Li Qingning knew about it when the elevator girl sent a message to Li Qingning. The elevator girl seemed to have taken a picture of the fish, but actually she also took a picture of Jiang Yang's Coke.

 As to whether it was intentional or not, I don't know.

"ah?"

Jiang Yangxin said that he had learned all this from some grandson, and he had learned it badly.

However, this is not important.

grandson—

 No, Jiang Yang hurriedly repeated the lie he just said.

Li Qingning was surprised.

Even though Li Qingning is used to Jiangyang's unconstrained imagination and her own smart speakers coming up with unexpected ideas from time to time, this story still makes her feel astonishing and astounding.

certainly.

　　That's it for this story.

It is impossible for Li Qingning to believe that Jiang Yang is Jesus. They have drawn countless maps. "If my mother hadn't told me about you wetting the bed when you were a child, I would have believed it."

Jiang Yang was convinced: "Why does this old lady say so much?"

Jiang Yang also gave up. It seemed that this story was not suitable for deceiving people in his environment.

　　It can only be changed into a drama or movie to scare people.

 (End of this chapter)

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