Unemployed at the Beginning, I Let the Singer Come Back Chapter 590

  Chapter 590 Haircut

  Professor Zhang asked Jiang Yang to continue speaking.

  The first part of "Three-Body Problem" can be said to be a science fiction suspense novel.

  The previous stories in the novel are constantly laying the groundwork for suspense, such as high-level scientific suicide, physics does not exist, and the existence of human beings is only accidental, and now the accidental end is all suspense.

  Professor Zhang's appetite has been whetted, and he really wants to hear the follow-up.

  Never mind.

   When talking about bangs, Jiang Yang suddenly remembered that his alma mater was across the street from the Conservatory of Music. The ugly bangs he had had at the beginning was done on this street, where the barber cut his hair every day.

  He glanced at the two uncles: "Let's go get a haircut!"

professor Zhang:…

   Where does this start?

  Jiang Yang stood up, "I treat you."

   At the time when the haircut failed, although Jiang Yang's five yuan couldn't buy a bicycle, but with such an ugly bang, the barber must give an explanation. The barber told him that Jiang Yang could go to him for a free haircut.

However.

   Li Qingning was really scared of the ugly bangs that the barber left for Jiang Yang, so he never asked Jiang Yang to go there again. In addition, after graduating from university, Jiang Yang rarely came here because of his work and residence.

   This discount has not been used a few times.

  Now that this is mentioned, we must organize a group to go to the uncle for a haircut.

  Professor Zhang: "Forget it."

  If Jiang Yang is going to get a haircut, they can go with them, wandering around and chatting at the same time, even if they organize a group haircut, the barber thinks they are taking advantage of it.

   "Go."

  Jiang Yang felt that Mr. Feng invited wine and Professor Zhang cooked food, so he had to order something.

   What's more, this preferential policy was bought back by Jiang Yang's ugly bangs for half a month.

  When Jiang Yang thought of the bangs, he felt that it was a pity that this discount would not be used a few times.

  Old Feng touched his hair, and it was not short anymore. Since Jiang Yang insisted on treating guests, "Let's go!"

  Professor Zhang no longer insisted.

   So—

  They got up and went out without picking up the leftovers.

  When passing Teacher Li Qingning's house, Jiang Yang deliberately asked Lao Zhang and Lao Feng to slow down so that Li Qingning would not see and hear them. If Li Qingning heard it, then Jiang Yang's haircut plan would be ruined.

  After leaving Teacher Li Qingning's house, Professor Zhang asked: "Aren't you afraid that the barber will give you another ugly haircut?"

   "It's okay."

  Jiang Yang didn't keep his bangs this time, but his size.

  This kind of ordinary hairstyle, the uncle can still get it with his hands, otherwise he would have been kicked out of that street a long time ago.

   After going downstairs.

  Don't say it.

  Old Fengtou and Professor Zhang are both old, and they walk in a senile way, and they are in harmony with Jiang Yang's crab-like gait. They walked towards the street where the barber is at a leisurely pace.

  On the way.

   They continue to chat about novels.

  This time I talked about why physics does not exist, what kind of particle collisions are like billiard balls, but when they hit the sky, they break the scientists' understanding, saying that physics does not exist; shooters and farmers and the like.

   It whetted Professor Zhang's appetite.

  Professor Zhang is now skeptical, "Is this really science fiction?"

  Too mysterious.

  Plus the countdown timer on the retina—

   No matter how you look at it, you think this is a supernatural novel. He has never heard of any technology that can control the human retina for no reason. If you have this technology, you can play games like VR with your naked eyes.

   In the science fiction novels he has read, there are quite a few ghosts in the end.

  Professor Zhang thinks that the story of Jiang Yang is not the same.

   After Jiang Yang nodded affirmatively, Professor Zhang wanted to see how Jiang Yang made it up.

  As for Old Feng—

  He suffered from amnesia, "The idea of ​​counting down numbers on the human retina is really amazing. How did you come up with such a genius idea?"

  Jiang Yang: "I copied it myself!"

  Old Feng patted his head on his shoulder, "Don't say that, I authorized you, it's not plagiarism, it's a tribute."

  Jiang Yang looked at Professor Zhang: "Does he really have amnesia?"

  Professor Zhang: "Should there be?"

   Neighbors told him.

  Jiang Yang nodded: "Master, you owe Professor Zhang a hundred yuan and haven't paid it back."

  Old Feng: "Get lost!"

   While talking, they arrived at the street where the hairdresser was.

  Uncle is still here!

   It's on the curb, between two trees.

  The barber set up a stool with a toolbox and cleaning tools next to it.

  Jiang Yang hurriedly greeted the two uncles to speed up their pace.

  The hairdresser is quite leisurely now. He is sitting on a stool and watching short videos. When he notices someone approaching, he looks up—

"Yo!"

  The barber stood up.

  He has a deep memory of Jiang Yang.

He remembered a shy boy who came to have his hair cut at that time. He was very careful when communicating, and he was afraid of saying the wrong thing. After he said "differential broken cover", the uncle said he hadn't heard it, the boy seldom spoke and began to use gestures. communicated.

  Looks like an alien, one more sentence will expose himself.

   It was because of this poor communication that the barber gave Jiang Yang a haircut that could be regarded as a stain on his career.

certainly.

   Blame him too.

I used to do some simple hairstyles for my family at home. After I retired, I also did haircuts for the elderly. Most of them were very ordinary hairstyles. ugly.

   "Master, three heads, it's free."

  Jiang Yang approached and pointed at the two uncles behind him.

  This posture, that tone of voice, I don't know, I thought he was ordering in a restaurant.

  The hairdresser thought it was too much for Jiang Yang to bring someone here.

  His preferential policies are aimed at Jiang Yang alone.

Jiang Yang took out his mobile phone, opened his wife's circle of friends, and found out that when he had that hairstyle, his wife wanted to take pictures as a souvenir, and even sent the photos to the circle of friends for the uncle to see, "Master, let's say in good conscience, you still think Is it too much?"

   "No way, no—"

  The barber said and glanced at the photos in Moments, "Your request is not too much."

  Jiang Yang saw that the barber was so straightforward, he hesitated just like haggling when buying vegetables.

  He was thinking, how about four people?

  He earns five yuan to buy a decent bottle of Coke.

  When the barber saw Jiang Yang hesitate, he knew what he was thinking, "Just three! If there are too many, don't talk about it."

   "It's just a bottle of Coke... okay."

  Jiang Yang saw that the barber was determined, so he stopped insisting.

   Good guy!

  Old Fengtou and Professor Zhang looked at each other.

  The hairdresser may have regarded Coke as the unit of money because Jiang Yang said that one more person would only cost a bottle of Coke.

  The two of them knew that this kid really wanted to buy Coke.

  He still wants to make money!

   Too shameless.

  Old Feng looked at the students coming and going on the street, and approached Professor Zhang: "You shouldn't have agreed to come."

"Um?"

  Professor Zhang: "Obviously you agreed!"

"Yeah?"

  Old Feng: "I have amnesia, I can't remember clearly, don't lie to me."

professor Zhang:…

   Who are these people?

  The barber picked up the tool: "Come on, which one of you will cut first?"

  Professor Zhang asked Lao Feng to come first, and asked him to try the skills of the barber first. If the craftsmanship is not good enough, then Jiang Yang can ignore it, otherwise Jiang Yang will go back with an ugly hairstyle, and Professor Zhang will not be able to explain to Li Qingning.

  He still wanted to listen to Jiang Yang's stories in the future.

  Old Feng didn't think too much about it, and sat down on the chair, "Okay, then I'll go first."

  As for Jiang Yang and Professor Zhang—

There are two small horses next to the barber's toolbox. The two sat down and continued to chat about the story: "Old Wang asked the military to invite him to a meeting, and he talked with Ding Yi about why physics does not exist. Many high-level scientists don't want to be He came home after the turkey scientist committed suicide and all that, and that's when his countdown came—"

  Professor Zhang understands now.

  Jiang Yang's “floaters” just made a stroke of genius. It turned out that Lao Wang was targeted. “Those scientists who committed suicide probably also tortured themselves insane with this method.”

  Old Feng, who was arranging his head: "You have absolutely no floaters, how did you think of it?"

  Jiang Yang and Professor Zhang watched him together.

  Old Head Feng: "I am forgetful—"

  The barber was surprised and asked Jiang Yang: "Did you make up this ghost story?"

  He started to listen to this part. Although he didn't know the previous story, he felt that this ghost story was really well made.

   Special science.

  Jiang Yang: "Science fiction, this is a science fiction story!"

  There is a big difference between the two.

"Yeah?"

  The barber is not very convinced.

  Because the story Jiang Yang told was similar to the plot of a ghost movie he just watched. In this ghost movie, the protagonist was driven crazy and committed suicide because he could see dirty things, which is similar to the protagonist Jiang Yang.

  Old Fengtou saw that they didn't answer his question, so he hurriedly said: "It's really science fiction! The plot of Xiaojiang was inspired by my floaters, it's not a ghost story."

  Old Feng pointed to his own eyes, this is the proud work of his eye disease.

real!

  Old Feng thought his floaters were annoying, but he couldn't get rid of them.

Now.

  He suddenly inspired others, and there was such a story about the floaters, so he felt that it was a bit interesting, at least not so bitter haha.

  The barber nodded in confusion.

  Professor Zhang asked Jiang Yang to ignore them, and continued, since Lao Wang has been targeted, the suspense that has been laid for so long should soon have an answer.

However-

  Jiang Yang is still full of suspense.

  Science Boundary told Lao Wang that his nanomaterial experiment had stopped, and the countdown would be gone.

  Old Wang stopped, there really is no more!

   "Ho!"

  The hairdresser couldn't help but be amazed when he heard this. This ghost story is artificial in the end. Just like the routines of domestic horror movies, in the end it is definitely a man-made mess.

Jiang Yang ignored the barber's interruption, and continued: "Old Wang is very angry and thinks it's all caused by the border of science. Although he doesn't know what tricks these people used, but Lao Wang believes that it is not a supernatural or miracle. It can be explained by science!"

   At this time, the climax of so many suspenseful preparations has come!

   People on the border of science definitely gave Lao Wang a bigger shock.

   "She told Lao Wang that three days later, that is, on the fourteenth, from one o'clock to five o'clock in the morning, the entire universe will shine for you!"

   "Ho!"

  The three uncles exclaimed together.

   This sounds very romantic.

But the three uncles heard the story all the way. As soon as this sentence came out, what they felt was the majesty of the unfathomable mysterious power, which suddenly raised the dimension of the story, as if they were the center, the world Constantly shrinking outward, the entire earth, the entire solar system, and the entire galaxy become one point.

  One point away, something is staring at it, and it's creepy to think about it.

   Only a few uncles have never heard of the Cthulhu Mythos, otherwise they would think about it at this moment.

after all-

  The whole universe flickers.

  The hairdresser thought: "Your ghost story is very angry!"

  Other people's ghost stories are all about an island, a house, and a village. Jiangyang's ghost story directly flickered in the universe.

   "Science fiction, it's science fiction!"

  Jiang Yang emphasized again.

  Professor Zhang didn't quite believe it: "Your story is really science fiction?"

  He has never seen such supernatural and supernatural science fiction!

   "It's really science fiction."

  Jiang Yang told them not to worry and listen to him slowly.

   The voice just fell.

   "Ouch."

  The barber stopped his hands and was busy listening to the story. When he got distracted, he made a gap in Old Feng's hairstyle, "I'll fix it for you, and you'll be back," said the barber hurriedly.

  Jiang Yang: "Master, is your skill good?"

  Jiang Yang is really worried.

   "Distracted, distracted."

  The barber didn't think he was to blame, "Your story is mysterious and attractive."

   He is sorry for the story for not being distracted.

  Jiang Yang: "That's right!"

  This is "The Three-Body Problem", it's not normal for the uncle to be distracted.

   It's okay, it's just a small gap, and the barber quickly repaired it.

   But Professor Zhang didn't believe in his skills anymore, so he made a second haircut and tried again.

  Professor Zhang's hair is short, so a little trimming is fine.

so-

  Jiang Yang mentioned that Lao Wang was hanging up the phone "The universe is shining for you", and remembered that the caller was playing a VR game. The official website name of this game is very special, so Lao Wang remembered it.

   "He entered the game—"

  Jiang Yang stood up, sat on a chair, and Professor Zhang, who had his hair fixed, sat on a mat.

   "—Meet King Wen of Zhou in the Warring States Period in the game?"

  Old Feng: "What the hell? I am forgetful, not demented. Don't fool me!"

  Jiang Yang: "Listen up—"

   Hoo!

   Just then, a strong wind blew up.

  Professor Zhang raised his head and saw dark clouds unknowingly gathering above his head, "It's going to rain."

  The barber is busy cutting Jiang Yang's hair.

However-

  Under the strong wind, the rain still came quickly, and the raindrops soon fell sparsely.

"about there."

  The barber stopped after speeding up his movements, and took a look back, "It's ok."

  He stopped and began to collect things in a hurry.

  Jiang Yang looked in the mirror and felt that it was almost the same.

   A gust of wind blows, and the raindrops gradually thicken.

"That's all!"

  Jiang Yang stood up, and was still waiting for his two uncles. He walked back quickly wearing the haircut shawl of the barber. On the way, considering that the two uncles were getting old, Jiang Yang gave them the shawls to protect them from the rain.

finally.

   They entered the building shortly after the rain started.

  Among the three, only Jiang Yang got wet because he didn't have a shawl to keep out the rain.

   My big chapter! ^_^

  (end of this chapter)

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