This Star Wants To Retire Chapter 712

Outside Goose City, everyone had a brief confrontation.

After the process, everyone also took the corpse left on the train as a gangster caught by the county magistrate and shot them in public.

Corpse: Are you polite?

Good guy, it's too cold to be punched.

Master Tang, played by Zhao Se, loudly promoted Zhang Mazi, the fake county magistrate, in front of the people of Goose City.

It is worth mentioning that Master Tang did not know that the fake county magistrate in front of him was the famous Zhang Mazi.

Even in the Tongsheng portrait of Goose City, Zhang Mazi is a man with pockmarks all over his face.

This kind of appearance is in line with everyone's imagination of the bandit.

"The county magistrate is here, Goose City is peaceful!"

"The county magistrate is here, and the sky is here!

Master Tang shouted so loudly.

Zhang Mazi walked past the master and told him, "Master said it well, you remember that I told you that sometimes the dead are better than the living.

During the conversation between the two, Zhang Mazi felt that someone was watching him from a distance.

He turned his head directly, first looking confused, then frowning slightly.

Immediately afterwards, he directly raised his hand and pointed forward, pointing at the snoop!

Huang Shilang, who was looking at them with binoculars in the distance, couldn't help but said, "Show your domineering, courting death!"

In the movie, Huang Shilang has a double who looks almost the same as him.

Use this substitute for your own safety.

The classic famous stalk [walking out of a tiger and a wind, walking out a thousand miles in a day, walking out like a lifetime] is what he said to the substitute.

At this moment, what he said, the stand-in repeated it like a parrot.

Whatever he does, the stand-in also does.

The two went to the back and began to cry out to each other angrily: "Shushu! Counting!"

As Huang Shiro said, "Let's do the math," he raised his hand and slapped the substitute's face a few times.

Unexpectedly, the stand-in actually shot back.

In the movie hall, everyone looked at Huang Shilang and his stand-in like in a mirror, filled with cheerful laughter.

But who would have thought that Huang Shilang suddenly went berserk and pulled out the teeth of the substitute.

Huo Yuan and others are very clear that this is actually characterizing,

From the point of view of writers, they think this plot is quite ingenious.

First of all, the important information of [substitute] is introduced.

This character will definitely be used in the future, and it will definitely be of great use.

Secondly, the master said that Huang Shilang is a bully. This plot has a sense of joy and laughter. It can achieve a good comedy effect, and it can also show Huang Shilang's ruthlessness to the fullest.

The stand-in has the same face as him, and he is not ambiguous when it comes to his hands.

As soon as the screen turned, it came to a famous scene in "Let the Bullets Fly" - [One-Handed Dribbling].

Well, it was Zhang Mazi who put his hand on the conscience of the county magistrate's wife and swore that he would never offend his wife.

In the theater, the adults laughed again.

Especially when the phrase "One Day Husband and One Hundred Days of Grace" appeared, many people were stunned for a moment, and then turned to laugh.

When the county magistrate's wife took out one after another of her ex-husbands' belongings, everyone just thought, "This woman who has been a widow four times has really something!"

This [Interlude] ends here.

As soon as the screen changed, Master Tang and Zhang Mazi got together.

Master Tang said that he came to the wrong place.

"The people have become poor ghosts, and there is no more oil and water to squeeze." Lao Tang said.

As soon as these words came out, Huo Yuan couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

"This script is quite daring to write!" he said in his heart.

Zhang Mazi said, "I never wanted to scrape the money of the poor."

"Who do you accept if you don't scrape the poor?" Lao Tang immediately asked with a frown.

This plot is actually similar to the one in "The Wolf of Wall Street".

That is to ask the male protagonist why he always sells some bad stocks to the poor instead of the rich.

Huo Heng and the others couldn't help but look at each other: "More dare to write than they imagined, and dare to satirize!"

Wasn't that the case in the darker days of the past.

Prosperity, the people suffer, death, the people suffer.

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The classic saying "After getting the money, the gentry's money will be returned in full, and the people's money will be divided into 37%", which appeared.

"Wonderful, this sentence is wonderfully written!" Yao Yu and the others shouted in their hearts.

People like them who swear by words, watching this movie, will feel very cool.

Zhang Mazi wondered why he could only take 70%.

Master Tang felt that the person in front of him was worthy of being a gangster. He really didn't understand anything. You can only take 30%, okay?

"Take 30%, you have to look at Huang Shilang's face." Master said.

When the two of them spoke each other, Zhang Mazi wondered, when I became the county magistrate, I was still kneeling and begging for food?

The master affirmed.

"Make money, business, not cold." Another classic line came out of the master's mouth.

He seems to be persuading, but in fact, it means a little bit of fire.

But considering the reality, are there really few people who make money like this?

When the phrase "I want to stand and earn money" appeared, Huo Yuan and the others were hooked again in their hearts.

"Fuck, you write so awesome?" Huo Yuan sighed in his heart.

He thought that the sentence "Standing and earning money" was already the biggest word in the film. Who would have thought that Zhang Mazi, the first time the county magistrate judged a case, would take Huang Shilang's dog-legged son Wu Juren and handle it. .

He slapped the gun on the table and shouted at Wu Juren, "Kneel down or not?!"

In an instant, that masculine smell came over him.

This person is obviously a gangster, and he likes a fuck, but for some reason, Huo Heng thinks that he has a very good personality and is very charismatic.

A group of shirtless people from Guoguan saw the county magistrate Zhang Mazi approaching them. They ran away one by one, gathered at the door, and knelt down and shouted, "Master Qingtian!"

From the back, they were wearing almost the same pants, all topless, and their hairstyles were similar.

Such a scene, such a small design, made these four literary giants whisper two words: "Assimilation."

They were all assimilated into one form, assimilated into slaves, kneeling slaves!

In addition, their dignity is long gone, and they don't care about their decency.

After speaking, Yao Yu smiled and whispered, "Could it be that we overinterpreted it?

"No, Luo Mo's crew can't be short of money, can they dress passersby the same way?" Huo Heng said.

At this moment, Zhang Mazi began to show his personality charm again.

"Get up, don't kneel!" He shot into the sky.

"There is no one in the emperor, no one deserves your knees, and I don't deserve your knees either!"

One grass, so handsome.

"I came to Goose City to do three things."

"fair!"

"fair!"

"It's still **** fair!"

The next moment, the people who had just stood up knelt down again and shouted, Master Qingtian.

This made Huo Heng smile, he guessed right.

This is a bunch of assimilated slaves.

The film is detailed and real.

Luo Mo uses this ingenious way to tell you a truth in just a few seconds - slavery is not so easy to eliminate.

At this moment, Huo Heng heard the small exchange behind him.

A little girl whispered, "Dad, I don't understand."

Her father was still immersed in Zhang Mazi's charisma, unable to extricate himself, and was soaked in the masculinity that came to him.

Listening to his precious daughter's words, he whispered, "You will understand when you grow up."

Yes, like on Earth, many people were young when they first watched Let the Bullets Fly.

I don't understand what Master said, "Who is wronged, who dares to forgive."

I don't understand why Zhang Mazi has to say a fair thing three times.

I don't even understand Zhang Mazi's saying that you are not allowed to kneel.

- I didn't understand what it meant before, but maybe I understand now.

Huo Yuan listened to the conversation between the father and daughter, thinking that this girl might really understand something when she grows up.

Maybe ten years from now?

Maybe twenty years from now?

The literary master smiled and said softly:

"Let the bullets fly for a while."

The screen switched and came to Huang Shilang's side.

"No kneeling?" He muttered what Zhang Mazi said.

The camera pushed forward, and Wu Juren knelt in front of him.

This scene is in stark contrast to the previous episode.

When Huo Yuan and others actually saw this, they already understood who, or what kind of person, Zhang Mazi was referring to. And Huang Shilang refers to another type of person.

"This is spanking my ass, this is obviously spanking your face." Wu Juren said to Huang Shilang.

"Equal Substitution".

Strange metaphors have been added.

Huang Shilang spurted the tea out of his mouth, and many audience members in the theater also laughed.

Some of the jokes in "Let the Bullets Fly" are not very straightforward, so many people watch this movie and smile secretly.

Huang Shilang said that since the county magistrate likes to decide cases so much, let him decide some cases.

"Go and call me the powder seller." Huang Shilang said.

Obviously, the current plot is the first confrontation between Zhang Mazi and Huang Shilang.

If you get my lackey, then I will get your people too.

On the other side, Zhang Mazi and Liu Zi are performing a warm scene.

Everyone else calls Zhang Mazi the elder brother, while the sixth son calls him father, so he is the adopted son.

He felt that his father was really majestic when he was the county magistrate, and he wanted to be the county magistrate in the future.

Zhang Mazi said that you can't be the county magistrate in the future, and you can't be a bandit either.

"When your father died, hand you over to me. I promised him that I would make you successful." He patted Liu Zi on the shoulder.

Looking a little worried, Liu Zi asked, "Then what am I supposed to do?"

"Be a student, study." Zhang Mazi said) m%J(}*N:t$V*]

The father and son also played music behind them. -r(n;}#l,k

It's the sweetest episode in the whole movie.

Actually, there is one more small detail up front.

Ordinary audiences didn't notice it, and even only two of the four literary giants noticed.

That is, before the big guy enters the city, aren't there many beauties playing drums to greet him?

The rest of the brothers were all looking at the beautiful women, and the third brother in the gang said: "Women in the city are white."

There must be six sons. He has been paying attention to the portrait of Zhang Mazi at the gate of the city, and his eyes are only fixed on the portrait.

To a certain extent, many of the pictures in front of this movie are faintly announcing the follow-up development of some characters and the final character ending.

After the warmth was over, Huang Shilang started to make moves.

"The county magistrate, try the law by yourself, talk about the tea hall, and welcome the big driver." Someone was coughing and drinking outside, and the crowd gathered to eat melons.

I saw that in the tea hall, the six sons and Hu Wan, the dog-legged son of Huang Shilang, were confronting Qi.

On Earth, the role of Hu Wan was won by Chen Kun himself. At that time, Chen Kun did not have the label of acting school, because works such as "Golden Fen Family" were a bit like an idol.

So he used the aggressive method and asked Jiang Wen if he dared to use him.

Then, I got such a villain.

"Liu Ye, you ate two bowls of noodles and only gave one bowl of money." Hu Wandao.

"Fuck, I just ate a bowl of noodles and gave him a bowl of money." Liu Zi said.

"How many bowls did you eat?"

"Two bowls." The flour seller replied.

Wu Juren, whose **** had been hit by the board, took it with one foot, knocked the jelly seller to the ground, and deliberately said, "Impossible, the sixth master is the son of the county magistrate, how can I owe you powder money!"

Good guy, we've also played together.

The red face and the white face all sang.

"I just ate two bowls of noodles, and only gave me one bowl of money." said the noodle seller.

When Hu Wan heard the words, he immediately stood up and said to the crowd of melon eaters who were watching the excitement: "The county magistrate, you want to give our Goose City a fair deal, okay!

"What I'm asking for today is a fair deal!"

"Who to ask? Ask the county magistrate's son!"

"Why? He ate two bowls of noodles and only gave one bowl of money. This is called unfair!"

"Since it's unfair for the magistrate's son to take the lead, what the magistrate said is a piece of shit!"

For a while, some audience members in the theater began to scold their mothers.

- "I'm already getting angry."

There is a saying that goes: the person who wronged you knows better than anyone how wrong you are.

The more you take this kind of trivial matter and hold on to it, the more disgusting it becomes.

And this kind of rhetoric is easy to think of some words on the Internet.

It's occupying high ground again, it's random rumors, and it's on the line

The people around were mobilized by a few words from the instigator, and their sense of justice was mobilized.

You were in a righteous team, but suddenly you became a street rat, a black sheep, and a rat shit.

Even they have to say, since you are like this, then this team and this group are definitely not good.

Ordinary audiences may be angry because of some trends on the Internet, seeing innuendo in movies.

But people like Huo Yuan are well-informed and like to read news and history on weekdays, so they think more and think of many real events that are more complicated.

Sure enough, Liu Zi could be seen in front of him as a hot-blooded, impulsive, and a little worried boy.

He cursed loudly and wanted to play Hu Wan.

Many viewers scolded badly in their hearts

This is the effect that Hu Wan wants, what he wants is that you become angry - he is anxious, he is anxious!

Wu Juren ran out and continued acting with Hu Wan, insisting on exaggerating the issue of one bowl and two bowls.

Not only has it become the issue of the county magistrate's [fairness], but it has also become the personality issue of Liu Zi, whether he is a man.

Liu Zi took out the money, saying that he could afford to eat as much as he could, how could he do such a thing.

Hu Wan was reluctant: "With so much money, how many bowls of noodles did he eat?

"He wants fairness." Hu Wan pointed to the fan selling peddler, and then shouted loudly, "Aren't you bullying honest people!?"

Here comes the famous scene - "The Honest Man".

Many audience members in the cinema already felt that their blood pressure had risen a bit.

Liu Zi took out his gun, originally intended to point at the hawker's head.

But he quickly turned his head again and put the gun back.

He is actually a very pure man.

He told the truth that he wanted to sell noodles, how many bowls did he eat?

The life and death of the powder can be sold.

Hu Wan said: "Take a gun to scare a poor jelly seller, do you have a gun? Who doesn't have a gun?

"Sun Shouyi, say it out loud, how many bowls did he eat?"

"Shouyi, all the villagers here will decide for you and your family." Hu Wan began to threaten with his family: "Speak loudly, how many bowls?"

"Two bowls!" Sun Shouyi said.

Some audiences have a strong sense of substitution, and they are already clenching their fists with anger.

"How do you prove that you eat what's in your stomach!"

Damn, I really want to get into the screen and install a monitor! "

"I can't prove it. It's useless to say anything. It will affect Zhang Mazi's prestige. Their goal has been achieved. This is so **** irritating!"

Yes, including Huo Heng and others, it is very clear that this game is difficult to handle.

The focus is on the so-called "fairness".

If Zhang Mazi wants to deal with evil forces and change Goose City, he needs prestige.

The prestige had been established before, but under the operation of Huang Shilang and Hu Wan, it was obviously about to collapse.

Huo Yuan suddenly thought that there was a scene just now. Zhang Mazi and Master Tang came over on horseback when they knew something happened to the sixth son. The master said that the county government is just a decoration, and the tea hall is the real county street.

But who are the people gathered in the tea hall?

There will be a large number of people gathered here on weekdays, all kinds of discussions, all kinds of gossip, all kinds of right and wrong.

The county government will give you a right or wrong when you judge a case.

The masses have their own right and wrong in their daily discussions.

"It feels a little deep inside." Huo Yuan thought to himself.

Several literary giants are running fast in their brains, thinking about how to break the game

In fact, on Earth, there are thousands or even tens of thousands of floors in the debate on how to break the game, and no one can convince anyone.

Hu Wan was pressing step by step, the martial arts people took retreat as their advance, the masses watched from the sidelines and booed, and the peddler who sold the powder gave false testimony.

If you speak well, you are guilty, and if you speak loudly, you are bullying others.

After the fan seller gave perjury, his legs slumped to the ground.

Hu Wan and others may also expect that the six sons with guns will be able to go up, and the hawker will be destroyed with one shot.

Unexpectedly, Liu Zi said to Hu Wan, "You are a villain."

"Isn't it worse than evil, I'm **** worse than you!" Liu Zi picked up the knife and stabbed it directly into his stomach.

"I'm all optimistic, I have two bowls of noodles in my stomach today, I'll die in vain!" Liu Zi said.

Hu Wan smiled.

The corners of his mouth began to rise.

Today, there are actually two purposes, to destroy the prestige of the county magistrate, and to kill the six sons.

Even if he passes this level, there will be a new level.

He sat there, smiled and said to Liu Zi, "If you only have a bowl of flour in your stomach, I will die."

Wu Juren also immediately came up to perform: "If there are two bowls of noodles, I will die with Liu Ye!"

In the theater, countless people were dumbfounded.

comedy? Is this a **** comedy?

"Why?" Many people do not understand.

"Too impulsive."

"It's not necessary!"

Huo Yuan and the others did not have the slightest thought in their hearts.

Because of history, they know there are such people.

Looking at the reality, they know that there are still such people.

Including their writings, such people may have appeared.

Kind, warm-blooded, upright people often sacrifice when they follow the new forces to destroy the evil forces.

[Fairness] In this passage, it became the belief maintained by the six sons.

Zhang Mazi was the one he wanted to protect.

In history, too many people have fallen because of this.

Huo Yuan sighed.

What is he thinking?

What he thinks may be different from everyone else.

What he was thinking was: "Why did Liu Zi go to eat noodles?"

"Perhaps, it was because he pulled out the drum and used too much force, which caused the drum to roll on the street, and then the fan seller offended Wu Juren in order to avoid the drum, and was beaten by Wu Juren."

"He might want to make up for something."

So Liu Zi thought to himself, "Auntie, he sells noodles, so I might as well take care of his business and eat a bowl of noodles!"

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