This Star Wants To Retire Chapter 701

A song "Sounds Slow" ended in the singing of Suzhou Pingtan. There were also audiences at the Spring Festival Gala.

It can be said that many elderly southern audiences were applauding vigorously.

Like "Spring Festival Overture", the elements of Yangko and folk songs in northern Shaanxi are added, and the resonance of northern audiences will be stronger.

Then, the Suzhou Pingtan version of "Slow Voice" can be said to have brought the feeling of Wu Nong's soft language to the extreme.

In the bullet screen, I don't know which sand sculpture netizen started to play memes first. "I hear my bones are loose."

For a while, the repeater in the barrage began to frantically use the words "bone brittle" to swipe the screen.

Many people suddenly felt that Liu Xu, who could only be considered attractive and very temperamental, added a touch of charm to her whole body after playing the pipa and singing Suzhou Pingtan.

Some good things, some good culture, need a good opportunity and a good opportunity for a good display.

Luo Mo starts with a folk song that everyone can accept from the beginning, and then suddenly changes to Suzhou Pingtan when everyone thinks it is just a folk song.

This can be smoother and more stunning.

It can make people who are already immersed in singing immediately feel the charm of Pingtan. After the performance, Liu Xu may be able to make a small fire with this stage.

The camera switched back to the host at this moment, while Li Junyi took Liu Xu back to the backstage.

The two added WeChat as early as the first time they met, because they wanted to perform on the same stage, they also communicated in private.

Li Junyi is a single mother and child. At this moment, he has a sense of ease at the end of the performance and a sense of loss in his heart.

He didn't know how to chat with Liu Xu on Wechat naturally. It seems that after stepping down, he doesn't know what to talk about face to face.

Fortunately, Luo Mo and Xu Chujing appeared in time, and Luo Mo instructed: "Junyi, you will send Liu Xu to you later, and you can go back to the place where you live in a car."

They are not natives of the capital, so they arranged a hotel, and tomorrow they will go back to their hometowns to celebrate the New Year.

"Okay." Li Jun agreed one by one. On the way to send the two away, Xu Chujing and Liu Xuxian chatted.

Liu Xu was quite excited to see Xu Chujing, claiming that she is a die-hard fan of Sister Jing and has liked her for many years.

Xu Chujing chatted with her about some more homely topics, such as where to study, how long until graduation, and pretended to be joking: "Have you made a boyfriend?"

"No, no." Liu Xu replied. When Luo Mo heard this, he was delighted.

He pointed to Li Junyi and said with a smile, "It's not a coincidence, he doesn't have a boyfriend either!"

The little girl is a slow-burning type. Now that the performance is over, the whole person relaxes, and she whispered to Li Jun: "So you and Tong Shu are not real."

Luo Mo spread his hands and said, "Aren't they called [Plum Tree CP]? I'll pull this tree up!" - The studio boss went out to refute the rumors.

After saying this, Luo Mo seemed to have remembered something again, and said, "The "Slow Voice" will have an official version at that time, and the two of you can discuss and make some changes."

"Well, that's all, I still have things to do. I'll go back and rest early." Luo Mo said.

After the two left, Xu Chujing looked at Luo Mo and wondered, "I think you are very happy about being a matchmaker."

"Do I have it?" Luo Mo refused to admit it. "Don't you have it?" Xu Chujing said.

Luo Mo smiled and didn't say anything more. He pulled Xu Chujing and said, "Let's go, the next show will be a sketch of Senior Brother Six!"

By the time Luo Mo and Xu Chujing sat down in the backstage again, it was almost a minute since Senior Brother Six's sketch had begun.

When he came to power, the barrage went completely crazy. Not to mention, the popularity of our sixth senior brother is very high. Of course, many people regret it.

You said that this lively and festive Spring Festival Gala, why didn't you come to the "Dance of the Imperial Concubine's Sword" to make us laugh?

New Year's Eve, why are you still hiding?

However, to be honest, the audience is still looking forward to the sketch of the sixth senior brother. No way, the screenwriter's column has the word [Luo Mo]! In a way, today's sketches are important.

Because tomorrow is the first day of the new year, the day when "The Richest Man in Xihong City" and "Let the Bullets Fly" will be released.

Today's sketch makes the audience think it's funny, so it will definitely be good for the box office on the first day tomorrow.

If the audience doesn't think it's funny, it's a wave of coolness, which is equivalent to a wave of negative publicity. If the sketch is so bad, everyone should also consider whether the movie will perform abnormally.

Today, the sketch brought to you by Brother Six is ​​called "Today's Happiness". On Earth, it should be called "Today's Happiness 2".

In 2012, Shen Teng played Hao Jian for the first time on the Spring Festival Gala, and the program he performed was "Today's Happiness".

It was also through this sketch that audiences all over the country remembered the name Hao Jian. However, the stage partner was not Ma Li.

In 2013, when Shen Teng appeared on the Spring Festival Gala again, the sketch was "Today's Happiness 2".

This time his partner is Ma Li.

It was the success of these two sketches that promoted him to the [planning] of the 2014 Spring Festival Gala.

In that year, the general director of the Spring Festival Gala was Xiao Gangpao, the deputy general director included Uncle Benshan, and in [planning], Zhao Baogang and Zhang Heping were among the people.

You know, at that time, the name Hao Jian was comparable to Shen Tenghuo.

Shen Teng's goal at that time was to let everyone remember the name Shen Teng, not Hao Jian. Facts have proved that he did it later. "Today's Happiness 2" on the earth, just boarded the Blue Star's Spring Festival Gala stage.

At the beginning of the sketch, I first explained the background of the story.

Hao Jian said to the audience that the boss has been in a convulsion recently. You said that I did a good job as a waiter, so you have to promote me to be the lobby manager.

"If I'm not careful, I'll start my career." Not to mention, it's a bit cheap.

Facing the audience, he showed off that his daughter-in-law bought him a new mobile phone and new clothes because of this incident, and even bought him a fruit basket to take to the boss, showing off how sensible his daughter-in-law is.

On Earth, Hao Jian's daughter-in-law in this sketch seems to be played by Shen Teng's real wife. Who would have thought that she would not trust Hao Jian. Let him put on new clothes and go upstairs with a fruit basket. Hang up and ask her to listen in real time.

"I'm just wondering, why would your divorced female boss promote you to be the lobby manager?"

Under the threat of his daughter-in-law, Hao Jian shouted stubbornly, "Enough!"

"If you do this with me, then I'll go up." He did the most cowardly thing with the most sullen voice.

The daughter-in-law instructed not to hang up the phone, and he snorted. The audience was actually a little surprised when they saw this.

"Today's sketch seems a bit exciting!" "But the subject matter is a bit interesting!" "I think there must be exciting content behind it!"

"I'm ready to laugh."

I saw Hao Jian standing at the door of the female boss's house. After knocking on the door, he said to the phone, "Did you hear me? What a normal knock."

As soon as the voice fell, a charming and moving voice came: "I'll leave the door for you~"

The camera swept the audience off the stage, and many people at the scene were already coaxing.

At the Spring Festival Gala scene, there is never a shortage of atmosphere groups.

Hao Jian swallowed his saliva and said to the phone, "Did you hear me, how...how strange to keep the door."

He licked his slightly dry lips and pushed in the door. "Boss, who do you keep the door for?"

"It's me, Hao Jian with a clear conscience!" He said loudly to the phone. The sound of water rushing out.

In the sound of the water flowing, the charming voice came again: "What, I can't hear clearly, I'm taking a bath~ You come and say~"

Bold demon girl, An dare to ruin my Taoism! This sound of water is too delusional! The barrage is completely crazy at this moment.

"My parents laughed so loud." "Is this the show that I should sit and watch with my grandma?" "I stared at the CCTV icon for a long time."

"Fuck, this is the Spring Festival Gala!"

In the picture, Hao Jian shrank his neck, his feet seemed to have roots, and he said motionlessly, "I won't go over."

"You're really in a hurry, just in time, I just washed the dates." The lady boss came out with a basin of freshly washed red dates.

The three words "Ma Dongmei" immediately started to appear on the barrage.

Of course, there are also "what plums for horses", "what plums for Ma Dong", "what plums for winter".

On Earth, in this sketch, the character played by Ma Li is also called Dongmei. Because this sketch is much earlier than "Charlotte Trouble".

But Blue Star's side is not good, because Charlotte and Ma Dongmei are already deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and Hao Jian and Dongmei will make people play.

In "The Richest Man in Xihong City", the heroine's name is Xia Zhu, and in "Charlotte Trouble", she is called Dongmei, so Luo Mo didn't think about it and changed the name here to... Qiu Ju.

A name full of age, full of milk.

"Hao Jian?" As soon as Qiu Ju saw that it was Hao Jian, her voice changed immediately and returned to its original state, a little rough.

Hao Jian said loudly to the phone: "Boss, it turns out that you wash edible red dates!" - "I won't tell you who just panicked". "Hao Jian, it's so late, why are you here? ' asked Qiu Ju.

"Didn't you promote me to be the lobby manager? My daughter-in-law has to send me a fruit basket when it's over."

"Ah, thank you, thank you. Oh, bring this little fruit basket here... Are you tired?" She lifted the fruit basket with two fingers.

Qiu Ju told him, "Hao Jian, you're here at a bad time, a little while... My ex-husband is here."

"I'm afraid of causing unnecessary misunderstandings." "You understand." Qiu Ju said.

"I understand. Who do you think has no misunderstanding?" Hao Jian held the phone. Isn't this misunderstanding in my hand?

He said to Qiu Ju: "I just wanted to ask you to say aloud, you said that there are seven waiters in our hotel, why did you promote me to be the lobby manager?"

Qiu Ju was stunned: "What? Is the probability... very low?" "Why did I promote you, don't you know?" Qiu Ju said.

Tsk, this is ambiguous!

Hao Jianjian immediately replied: "I... Sometimes I am clear, sometimes I am confused." "I'm not attracted to you." Qiu Ju said directly.

At the Spring Festival Gala, the audience immediately applauded and cheered.

Hao Jian's hand froze while holding the phone: "Boss, you're talking about everything. If you want to steal three and four, let me tell you, I'll really delay you for a while."

He just sat down on the sofa and didn't leave. "Oh my God, Hao Jian, why are you still sitting down?"

"No, look, Hao Jian, you said that my ex-husband will come in a while, and it would be inappropriate if we were caught in the middle of the night?"

"Then how can you still use arrest?" Hao Jian's eyes widened. It's hard for my daughter-in-law not to misunderstand.

He immediately added an explanation to smooth things out: "I eat two dates from your family, how could he arrest me?"

"Hao Jian, look, at this point, should we all be sleeping?" Qiu Ju pointed to her watch, indicating that it was very late.

The barrage exploded instantly, and many people laughed like crazy. The two were not on the same channel at all.

"When did this happen? When did we sleep?" Hao Jian was anxious.

Qiu Ju saw that he was still here to catch a cold, and she was eager to drive people away, so she started to evict guests. "I'll just say it straight, I won't leave you tonight!"

The audience at the scene were all hilarious again, and they all showed the smiles of eating melons on the front line and applauded like sea lions.

"Which day did you leave me there, boss, what a big bang you said today!" "I ask you to answer me normally, what is our relationship?" Hao Jiandao.

Qiu Ju, who couldn't drive people away, was also speechless, and said helplessly, "Hao Jian, if you are really reluctant to leave, then wait for my ex-husband to leave and come back after you're done, will you?"

—"It's too exciting"! Onomatopoeia has already begun to appear in the barrage in the live broadcast. "Woooooooo!"

The little train started for me! Some netizens left a message: "I think of a certain [series]."

In the words of the two, there was a knock on the door, and the ex-husband appeared. That's right, it was Wang Rong.

"It's over, it's over, now you are caught, Hao Jian, hurry up and hide." Qiu Ju panicked.

Hao Jian was still busy explaining to the phone: "Why did Hao Jian, who has a clear conscience, hide." Qiu Ju explained that she left because of a misunderstanding, and asked him to hide in the curtain.

As soon as she opened the door, the ex-husband entered the door, and the music of love songs rang out.

On the earth, here is the music of "Autumn Intense", the Cantonese version is called "Li Xianglan". This is a song by Jacky Cheung, which Xing Ye played and sang in the movie "Domestic Lingling Paint".

As soon as the ex-husband came in, he fell into memory. He touched the sofa, touched the refrigerator, and said sadly, "Is it all new?"

"Yeah, why don't I use it?" Qiu Ju said in the lyrical and sad music: "During the divorce, didn't you all move out?"

"Old Gao, forget it, when you left, the load-bearing wall and I were left in the house." "It was too impulsive back then." The ex-husband smiled and drew the curtains.

Pull it now, and pull out Hao Jian who was hiding behind the curtain at the other end. Many people burst into laughter again. "Why are you pulling the curtain, it's the middle of the night." Qiu Ju opened the curtain.

"Back then, you were so shy." The ex-husband said, "I'm shy too." He turned his head to cover his mouth and grabbed his other hand back.

After grabbing a hand, he walked and said to himself: "I hold your hand, just like now, my little heart, thumping."

Then, he pulled Hao Jian out from behind the curtain. He was still reminiscing while holding Hao Jian.

The scene of the Spring Festival Gala has been completely boiling, and many netizens in the barrage also commented: "My head is laughing." "It's a big New Year's day, my head is gone." "The whole family is laughing!" The ex-husband continued: "In On the asphalt, I ended up hitting your mother head-on."

He glanced at Qiu Ju, let go of Hao Jian's hand, pointed at her and smiled, "Yes! You had this terrified expression back then!"

After he finished speaking, he put down the hand that pointed at Qiu Ju, then stretched out his hand and pulled it back. The stupid Hao Jian even put his hand up and asked him to continue pulling.

The ex-husband was still deep in his memories, not realizing that something was wrong.

He was still saying that when you saw your mother and ran away all of a sudden, I went after you. Then he and Hao Jian fought behind the curtains. Until Qiu Ju gave him a kick.

"Oh, your heartless feet kicked me back from memory to reality." said the ex-husband.

Qiu Ju looked back, saw Hao Jian sticking his head out of the curtain to peek, and immediately shouted, "Hao Jian!"

Hao Jian immediately shrank his head back.

The ex-husband was stupid, looked at her blankly, and said, "Okay, I'm cheap!" "I'm so cheap!"

This sketch is actually quite logical. The plot started to change from this sentence. As soon as the ex-husband came in, he recalled the past and wanted to get back together. Don't look at him taking away all the furniture and appliances, but the house was left to his wife. .

Until the phrase "so cheap" appeared, he began to deliberately get angry with Qiu Ju.

"I'm here today to tell you good news, I'm getting married again!" "I found a little girlfriend, young, beautiful and rich, don't you think it's annoying?"

"Today, I just want you to take care of me."

"If you are such a shrewd person and think she's good, then we will get the certificate." "Of course, as long as you say you don't agree..."—"That's not easy!" The ex-husband said with a smile. "Oh, don't you feel a little uncomfortable." He irritated her.

Qiu Ju covered her face: "If you say that, then I feel better, hahaha." "Since everything has been said, then you should take care of me first!" Qiu Ju said loudly.

"Come on! Show me up, little darling!" She walked quickly and pulled the curtains open.

The moment this plot appeared, the scene was completely blown up!

The audience watching the live broadcast was also pushed to the climax of emotion by this plot. Absolutely! The turning point of this plot is too amazing! The laughter and hi points are directly full!

Who can't stand the fun and don't eat melons?

It can be said that this sketch has a very good structure and a good rhythm, and it has been promoted layer by layer. The plot is also just right for the audience's psychological control. The audience is completely manipulated!

"Come on, let me introduce you, Hao Jian, my little boyfriend." "Old Gao, my ex-husband."

Hao Jian, who was at a loss, took a step forward, reached out his hand to shake hands, and said politely:

"Brother Ex-husband." - "Respect Seniors". He wanted to run away, and Qiu Ju asked him to cooperate.

Hao Jian glanced at his phone and smiled bitterly: "It's not that I'm not cooperating, now there are three people on the surface, but in fact there are four people!"

When this sentence came out, many people burst into laughter again.

What's even more outrageous is that when Hao Jian held out his mobile phone to give a reminder, Qiu Ju thought he was pointing at her belly and said she was pregnant, so she immediately thought of getting mad at her ex-husband, and continued:

"Ahahaha, why are you talking about everything?" The ex-husband couldn't bear to look at them, so he turned his head to face the wall.

As a result, in the picture on the wall, there happened to be a green hat on his head.

As we all know, this year's bullet screen has... color bullet screen! Blue Star's Spring Festival Gala live broadcast is using this function. Originally, many people are using red bullet screen, which is more festive.

Good guy, it's all green now! Hao Jian still wants to leave, but Qiu Ju wants him to finish the performance.

"The guests haven't left yet. Is it appropriate for your master to leave, my son?" Hao Jian, who was frightened, said to the phone, "Hey baby, Bazaar!"

The three of you speak each other's words. Qiu Ju praised Hao Jian wildly, and the ex-husband's brother was sour. The ex-husband's facial expression was painful.

On Wang Rong's face, the facial features were twisted together. On the other end of the phone, the angry curse of Hao Jian's daughter-in-law sounded.

Qiu Ju immediately said, "Oh, your phone's ringtone is too annoying, I'll turn it off for you first."

She whispered to Hao Jian, I will help you with your daughter-in-law, and now you help me. - "Cooperation". Hao Jian gritted his teeth and agreed.

At this time, the plot pushed to a new climax. Because the phone call was turned off, and no wife was listening. How should I say?

——The seal is lifted!!! Hao Jian went straight to risk it. Oh, let it go!

"Why are you two still divorced? Look at your ex-husband, he looks like a scumbag, right?" "Yo, I'm complimenting you, why aren't you happy?"

"Look at your five senses, which one can pass the test? It's hard to have a melon-seeded face, why is it so long?"

"Do you know how many men outside saw her and couldn't control it?" Qiu Ju looked at him and said loudly, "Beautiful!!!" The two of them were still clenching their fists and trying harder The posture is like following the ball.

The ex-husband stood up and said that he was already divorced and shouldn't care, but there is an old saying that only the feet know if the shoes fit.

Hao Jian lost a shoe in a panic earlier, so he raised his foot stupidly and said, "Then one of me knows, the other doesn't."

"Oh! I was completely defeated by your innocence." The ex-husband brother was speechless.

Hao Jian raised his feet without shoes, and said meanly, "It's not naivety that beat you, it's shoeless."

——The homophonic stem is late, but it is here.

I just want to stand on the central station's Spring Festival Gala and talk about homophonic stalks! What!? My ex-husband wants to leave.

Qiu Ju said: "Old Gao, see you tomorrow on the golf course, and you also bring me to meet her." "Xiao Jian, accompany me to play golf tomorrow." Qiu Ju said.

"Is it still possible to beat him tomorrow?" He walked viciously towards his ex-husband brother, grabbed Lao Gao's collar and said, "Your name is Erfu?"

The barrage was overwhelming in an instant, and it was all that sentence: "Is your **** name Charlotte?"

The sketch is actually coming to an end here, Lao Gao began to explain that he wanted to remarry, and the little girlfriend made up by himself.

Qiu Ju was immediately excited: "We also made it up, this is my lobby manager, came to give me a gift, and caught up with you."

"What? Is he the manager of your lobby?" Hao Jian looked at him and said, "What's the matter? He is in a career."

It echoes before and after, a simple [call-back] comedy technique is very effective.

Hao Jian's daughter-in-law also rushed in at this moment. "Who are you?" Qiu Ju asked. "I'm Hao Jian's wife, Jiannei!"

The homophonic stalk comes again: Am I brave?

During the noisy process, the theme of the sketch began to be drawn. People should learn to resolve misunderstandings, rather than not resolving them, and they have been suspicious until they created conflicts.

"Oh, I was really defeated by your innocence!" Her daughter-in-law was persuaded.

Hao Jian smiled, kicked the shoe of the other foot flying, and said loudly, "It wasn't naive who beat you."

He paused for a moment at the moment, did not speak, but looked at all the audience at the scene. This is his trust in the audience and his confidence in his ability to control the field.

Just listen to everyone shouting: "No shoes!"

The atmosphere has been pushed to the top, and what we want for the new year is to be lively! The ending does not have to be sensational, and it is worth too much effort. Hey, it's over!

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