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The Demon Against the Heavens 100 I'm peeing on you, bitches!

Vidio was walking through a clearing, alone, under tiny rays of sunshine that warmed up his body.

He left without telling Cori. He left her with nothing more than that slight jolt of electricity. He left that very night, conscious that the more he would wait, the more the problems Beritius would cause him.

According to what he had got to know, the Dungeon bustled with demoniac monsters whose soul was made of a singular kind of metal, the Demon Marrow. Despite being a typical feature of Second Phase monsters, the Demon Marrow could boast Fourth Phase properties.

If melted with other metals, just a few grams of Demon Marrow would give birth to extremely valuable and efficient mixed-steel swords, which made the perfect weapons for a Mana Warriors army. Also, once melted with armor set pieces, it would make for a defence that no creature under the Fourth Phase could dream to pierce.

It was as an outstanding metal as difficult item to find. Very few Dungeons could boast to be rich in such metal, and those monsters it was extracted from were powerful ones. However, someone in a higher Phase than the monsters would get no drop at all; a Fifth Phase monster killed by an Immortal wouldn't drop anything.

The only way to lay hands on such metal was to be in the same Phase as the demons, or in a slightly higher one, and then challenge them. And still, those demoniac creatures whose soul was imbued with Demon Marrow were so frightening they could likely squeeze out the head of a Third Phase practitioner.

Usually, the Mana Congregation would send an entire party made of Healers and several different Classes, to maximize efficiency.

Beritius, however, had strived to fob this off on Vidio. According to him, this operation was needed to make sure Vidio would be prepared to finally become a Master of the Mana Congregation. And to test his reliability as well. Beritius was a sneaky and devious man, but fortunately, Vidio couldn't care less. For how intensely Beritius aimed at getting rid of his troublesome romantic rival though, he couldn't speak his mind on this with any member of the Mana Congregation, or he would be punished harshly. His only way to get Vidio out of the way was do it sneakily and deviously.

Helial's future Master went on walking as if nothing had happened, his hands crossed behind his back. Suddenly, he smiled and slowed down his pace. He reached for a tree and stopped, back turned on the road. Then he began to slowly unbutton his trousers.

"There's a pretty nice bunch of you, isn't there?" Vidio sensed over twenty Auras scattered across the area. If his senses didn't betray him, at least one amongst them must already be in the Fourth Phase. Might they be mercenaries hired by Beritius? "Just come clean, you bunch of retarded," Vidio yawned.

Fwoosh! Fwoosh! Fwoosh!

Twenty figures, faces covered and weapons clutched, stepped out of the bushes and surrounded the young man, who was still fiddling with his pants.


"What is he even doing?" one of them whispered in bafflement. That young man wasn't frightened in the least. He was standing there, in front of a tree, surrounded by a goon squad, and yet all he seemed to care about was unfasten his trousers.

Vidio smiled back at the exclamation. The head of the group nudged at the stooge who had talked. Then, he took a step forward and yelled: "Hey brat! Rumors have it you stepped on the wrong one's toes. And you're still acting bold even after sensing out our presence. Do you really think you can flee?"

"Hahahah!" Vidio burst into a wild laughter, leaving the hit men speechless. The head of this bunch of more than twenty mercenaries, so good at sneaking that a squirt in the Second Phase had just sensed their presence, was trying to make a show of force? Like, really?

Without the least intention to answer him back, the young man kept fiddling with his trousers. They wouldn't unbutton.

Then this was Beritius' plan? This was all he'd got? Recruit mercenaries in the Fourth Phase Early stage to put him down? Vidio furrowed his eyebrows. A rather foolish mercenary, also, since he was showing off his Aura instead of concealing it. Affinity for Earth, huh? Vidio pondered. Maybe he could detect the Affinity of all of them.

Vidio quickly swept his eyes over the others. Apparently, he took notice, none of their Mana had any particular Affinity with speed.

Dumb asses.

Beritius really did underestimate him. If he had been faintly smarter, that oldie would have gathered a little bit more information on Vidio and his strong points. The young man was no ordinary warrior indeed; his speed could easily compare that of someone in the Third Phase Late stage.

Helial felt heart-wrung. He was worried for his Master. He knew perfectly well that those were merely memories. It all belonged to the past, to a long time before when Vidio had no clue on what would expect him, nor knew that one day, he would stumble on a guy named Helial. This meant Vidio couldn't die in that fight.

And yet Helial was scared for his Master's life. A life that had been already taken. But… in that very moment, Vidio was right before him. Vidio was alive.

Helial was a witness to something he had never seen before. His Master was a young, strong and hotheaded man, way more spontaneous than the Vidio he knew, and he was full of life. He was invincible, a bright future ahead, and his moves were majestic and relentless. He glistened with pride and vigor. The sight of this Vidio made Helial travel back in time.

Helial heard his Master's voice from the very deep ends of his memory.

Hey boy, look at that ass!

What do you think, is this waitress open to try out this Master's shaft?

What? You're telling me you've never delivered your battle shaft between a woman's legs?!

You wanna grow stronger, huh? How about you let go of this bullshit and just go for an intercontinental tour for pimps-wannbe? No? You sure? Sorry to hear that, I'm pretty sure it might be a great job one day. Just saying.

What is love for me, huh? Oh, boy. Stop asking such silly questions. Helial could still recall Vidio's gaze as he answered this question. Love? Pf, there is no such thing as love. There sure is a lot of stunning women… but love? Better to fall ahead over lust. Love… well, love is just a thorn in the flesh.

Vidio had always been a skilled liar. For how he despised the very concept of love itself in Floralivory City, his mind and heart had always been oriented towards his one and only. And it was the same woman the future Master of the Mana Congregation was thinking of while unbuttoning his pants, surrounded by a large group of warriors. "Don't worry, Cori, death won't find me here nor in the Capital. We'll spend our life together, Cori, happily together."

Helial felt some warm moist on his cheek and brushed his fingers on his face to check what it was. Without his noticing, he had begun crying. That teardrop was soaked in everything he had never understood about Vidio.

Vidio.

That Vidio he had always considered to be merely a womanizer, a lay-about, was actually concealing his inextinguishable love for an unreachable woman. All his fatigue, all his suffering… and yet, Vidio had never let nothing but a smile cover his face and nothing but joke fill his mouth.

How many times had Helial considered his Master's lack of seriousness as a symptom to excessive faintness? But he had got him wrong. Vidio knew perfectly well the weight of living, but had always born it without letting anyone spot the faintest trace of his pain.

"Ah, so now you dare laugh even?" An evil smile spread its way on the face of the head of the hit men recruited to kill Vidio. "Then you must be one of those hysterical who burst into laughter before shitting themselves? Well, then. If you're a good boy, your death will be of the quickest kind."

The young man's fingers stopped moving. The boss hit man's words must have scared the crap out of him!

Vidio suddenly turned, facing his enemy… his trousers finally unbuttoned.

Pshhhh

Under the shocked gazes of everyone, a golden jet poured down on the leader's clothes.

The leader felt this strange warm moist on his chest and his face turned red. He yelled: "The fuck are you doing?!"

"I'm peeing on you, bitches!"

Chapter end

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242 Despair
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240 The Prince of Darkness
239 Cold
238 Last Hangover
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236 Unless...
235 A Barrel Full of Trouble
234 Painfully slow
233 Life is a naughty game
232 Against the laws of nature
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230 Dick fan club
229 No Power, No Love
228 Lumia's Game
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226 Pseudonym and Iblis
225 The Slave Seal
224 Playing all his cards
223 Cornerstone
222 Chapter 221 - Bat wings
221 An Interesting Figh
220 The Qilin that dominates the sky
219 A significant variable
218 Epiphany
217 The first year
216 Watch and Learn
215 Black flames
214 Three skulls
213 War Menu
212 Like Frogs on the Bottom of a Well
211 Simplicity
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209 At War
208 Because of a wink
207 Cursed Monster
206 The wingless green crow
205 Eating blissfully
204 Twenty kilos of lasagna
203 An Unparalleled Experience
202 "Before She Impales Me"
201 A Fantastic Intuition
200 Throwing Skills
199 The Roar of a Heavenly Star Tiger
198 The Plan
197 Waste of Time
196 Running like a Rabbi
195 Sacrificial Lambs
194 "Let's Drink To Ignorance!"
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192 Time Is Our Enemy
191 The King of Kings
190 Like his King
189 In This Life
188 A Game of Chess
187 On the Summit of Power
186 Someone Great to Remember
185 The Way
184 There is no point in fighting tomorrow
183 The True Chef
182 If You Want to Save Your Life
181 Facing Obstacles
180 His Resolve
179 Humiliation
178 Midges
177 As an Animal
176 Magnetic Field
175 A Battlefield
174 The Flame of Youth
173 An Evil Presence
172 In the Octagonal Room
171 Believe in Yourself
170 Keep on the path
169 The Greatest Cat in the Whole Universe
168 On Top of the Food Chain
167 Fill the Gap
166 Medusa's Team
165 Colored Threads
164 Orma's Symphony
163 Nothing to fear
162 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
161 Rice with Butter
160 Caught in Turmoil
159 Arrogance
158 On the wrong side
157 Destiny patches existence
156 A strong man like me
155 Two birds with one stone
154 Strategy
153 On a tree branch
152 Trust tes
151 One life down
150 The fierceness of a true woman
149 Miracle
148 Like breathing for the very first time
147 The neatest glare
146 Sparring partners
145 What would the outcome have been?
144 A bold one
143 Ambush
142 Too good
141 Something new
140 Talent thrived on sheer sloth
139 Damned deadweigh
138 Again
137 A quest to complete
136 The philanthropis
135 Third bes
134 Ideals
133 "Justice is not dead!"
132 A highly painful process
131 What'd be left of our freedom?
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129 Don't let anybody tear your life away
128 Let's go
127 Palpable tension
126 An unheard of hunger
125 Win this game
124 A bunch of crooks
123 Engagemen
122 A fly on the blanke
121 Circe
120 Aftermath
119 Burnt fritters
118 A little blood
117 Two dumb whores
116 Innocence thrashed
115 Here comes trouble
114 I will fly away
113 This unfair game of love
112 Iblis
111 A weapon of mass destruction
110 Mop the floor up
109 Strike a balance
108 I will love you in spite of myself
107 A smile
106 Bend your destiny
105 The line between Good and Evil
104 For how dark was the nigh
103 Kind venerable gian
102 A tiny lightning amongst inert swans
101 A terrifying sigh
100 I'm peeing on you, bitches!
99 Salty
98 Memories
97 The secret to the perfect fried fritters
96 Every once in a blue moon
95 Stronger
94 Flee
93 Behind the door
92 Much more than you have ever had
91 A shiver down the spine
90 Rabid Hounds from the Netherworld
89 By himself
88 A little testing
87 Formation
86 Picking a Class
85 Finally
84 Old Spectral Ruins
83 On the road to the Dungeon
82 Information
81 The one I like the most, I guess
80 An unbeaten road
79 The Black Phoenix
78 Roar
77 I don't yearn for the moon nor do I crave the stars
76 Hard-pressed
75 A mangy Supreme Ca
74 As long as you keep going
73 Through the worst of hells
72 Wager
71 Just a matter of persistence
70 Honor
69 In chains
68 Guilty
67 The Orman Law
66 Hold back the instincts
65 The minimum requirement for freedom
64 "Pull the herbs out"
63 Quiet!
62 Training
61 Our sworn enemy
60 Still too weak
59 Someone you'd better not mess with
58 Waste paper
57 The Merchant Guild
56 "We won't make any trouble"
55 Nelia
54 Brewed
53 Herb of the Nine Deaths and Root of the Sacred Phoenix
52 Who's shouting?
51 Death of the Desolate Universe
50 Requirements
49 A very funny story
48 Cripple
47 The end?
46 Prologue
45 A New Beginning
44 Game over
43 Farewell
42 That thing with the fee
41 Lightning Dance
40 Vidio?
39 Shit 2
38 Kitty
37 Shi
36 Caesar
35 How to live the life?
34 Gash
33 A bloodcurdling cry
32 A quick one?
31 Fourth Phase Late stage
30 "Break up the group"
29 Shithead
28 Lame Dragon, stop the tes
27 Time to prove yourself 10
26 Time to prove yourself 9
25 Time to prove yourself 8
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17 A fistful of earth
16 Wings
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11 Fugitive
10 Free
9 Not ye
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7 Mana Pistol
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