The Antelope and Night Wolf Chapter 34

Chapter 34 – QianTang Military School's Faculty of Command　　
　　
　　Sender：Ironman（Ironman?Every Guy Has A Military Dream），Sub-Forum：Homosexual
　　Topic：The Brother From QianTang Please Reply
　　Location：YanShan University A Century to Educate BBS
　　
　　My brother is in year 3 this year, he would like to apply to QianTang, is the admission criteria
　　very strict? Are there any fitness requirements? ThaaaankQ.
　　
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　　Sender：Haku（Casual and Elegant Little White Dragon），Sub-Forum：Homosexual
　　Topic：Re：The Brother From QianTang Please Reply
　　Location：IP is Hidden By ISP
　　
　　As long as he's not too tall, too short, too fat, too thin, eyesight too weak, his looks doesn't
　　affect the military standard, there shouldn't be a problem with admission to most faculties,
　　different faculties have different requirements, he should check before applying, of course he
　　cannot have hepatitis B or body odour.
　　Actually the admission test is not difficult, people of average fitness would be able to pass it, of
　　course there are some special ones, like Little Antelope did not pass it ╮(╯▽╰)╭
　　
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Today on the Homosexual board someone had started a discussion with regards to the military school. Although QianTang Military School was also part of the college town, but as it was situated far away and it was never open to public, it always seemed very mysterious to most people. People from QianTang would rarely use BBS, now that there was one, everyone was very curious. They could not help but ask many questions.

XuXian was also looking through the comments as LingYang swaggered into the room.
“Flower, I'm hungry, do you have any food here?” LingYang helped himself to XuXian's snack drawer.
“Ah, this is my favourite biscuit flavour,” LingYang took a packet out happily, moving to XuXian's bed.
“Get off my bed before eating, don't leave crumbs there.”
LingYang ignored him, he retrieved a novel from the shelf next to the bed, ready to fill both his stomach and mind.
XuXian seeing that what was done could not be undone, could only let him be, and turned back to his computer.
　　
“YangYang.” XuXian called out suddenly.
“Yes?”
“You have hepatitis B?”
“First, don't discriminate against people with hepatitis B. Next, very sorry but I do not. Third, even if I do you don't have to worry, because we~are~not~having~sex~together~” LingYang jabbed his index finger along with his words.
　　
“Then you have body odour?”
“… You have rhinitis?”
“Nope.”
“If you don't, can't you smell it for yourself?”
“But I can't smell anything.”
“Please, it's not that you can't smell it, it's because I don't have it! Are you suffering from brain damage or something?”
“Then why didn't you pass the body checkup?”
LingYang's hand that was flipping through the book shook a little.
　　
“What body checkup?”
“The one BaiLong mentioned on BBS.”
“What the fuck, let me see.”
LingYang took a look at XuXian's computer, “This grandchild, he still has the face to talk shit about me?”
He snatched the keyboard away and started typing rapidly.
“OP, asking him is useless, he went in through connections, how would a product that's exempted from inspection know about the admission criteria?”
CTRL+ENTER
　　
“Hey, that's my account you're using.” XuXian pointed at the screen.
“Uh oh,” LingYang looked at it, the comment had already been posted. “Forget it, anyway with one look it's obvious who posted it.”
“But I'm still very curious.”
“What's there to be curious about, I applied to be a pilot, but just the initial inspection alone there's over 100 items to be checked, for 5 people to be selected out of 10,000 is already considered a lot.” LingYang returned to the bed, reading while eating his biscuits, crossing his legs with his feet high up in the air.
　　
XuXian's eyes brightened again, “I know! I heard that the body checkup was very strict, they'll even check there!”
“That's right, you can't have haemorrhoids as well.”
“So it turns out you were rejected because of haemorrhoids!”
LingYang choked on his biscuit, coughing severely, “You're the one with haemorrhoids, your whole body has haemorrhoids!”
“Then what's the reason for your rejection? You look pretty physically fit.”
LingYang shot XuXian a look, silent.
　　
“Tell me please.”
“Not telling.”
“Then I'll call and ask BaiLong.”
“The fuck, aren't you sick of this method?”
“Then you tell me.”
LingYang remained silent for a bit.
“I get airsick.”
“Hahahahahahahahaha~~~~~”
LingYang stretched his leg out to kick him, “What the hell are you laughing at!”
　　
“Airsick and you still applied to be a pilot, are you an idiot?”
LingYang's lips curled, “I didn't want to join other branches, I wasn't interested in the technical arms, don't even mention civil service, every day it's just report writing only, also, you think it's easy to get selected for the popular faculties? You think everyone's like your Little White Dragon, in the faculty of command, and can straight away become a deputy upon graduating?”
“I also didn't know which major he's studying, I used to think he was a small-time gangster looking at his playboy attitude,” XuXian said.
“So now you know, QianTang's command major, such a bright and shiny tag.”
　　
XuXian rubbed his head, “But I heard that the management of the command majors were as strict as the army, why can he always go out of the school?”
“Didn't I say it before, he got in through connections. His background is way too impressive. Do you know what are the two things required to live comfortably in the military school?” LingYang raised two fingers. “First, it's your background. Second, your fighting ability. When Little White Dragon first entered the school there were a few seniors who thought that he was very arrogant and didn't like him. They ganged up upon him, after that although Little White Dragon had to be hospitalised, but the other parties were also injured. After the investigation, Little White Dragon was considered to be defending himself, while those people were penalised severely. The leader was expelled straight away, and after that no one ever dared to start any trouble with him.”
XuXian thought, no wonder he looked so at home in the military school.
　
“He's so good at fighting? I really couldn't tell, but he's really strong.” XuXian looked at his wrist, studying it as though the marks left by somebody were still there. “You said that his family background was very impressive, what background is that?”
LingYang's legs were still swaying in the air, he read his book unconcernedly, leaving biscuit crumbs all over the bed, “He's a second-generation army commander, the child of the head commander in our compound.”
“Wow, so cool?”
“It's funny when we talk about this, over there when they see each other they'll call each other by their positions, this minister that chief of staff, only when they go out into the army they'll call each other according to their ranks. But when the father of Little White Dragon was conferred his rank he was the youngest one there, everyone liked to jokingly call him General Bai. After calling him this for over 10 years, even if they wanted to change they were already too used to it, so now everyone calls him Old General Bai. If you were to ask me what's his father's official post, I really cannot remember.”
　　
​”You said your family was also in the army, doesn't that mean you have this kind of background as well?”
LingYang rolled his eyes, “Ordinary families like us, only after many years we could at most be colonels, with luck maybe a director, to become a minister is impossible. Haven't you heard this saying before, if your ancestor wasn't a general, even dying in exhaustion it's still in vain!”
“Doesn't that mean that if you become a soldier there's also no future for you?”
“Who said so? I can go woo a commander's daughter, saving the nation with this devious method is not impossible, a handsome and talented youth like me, to not use this honeypot method is a reckless waste of God's gift…”
“Will you even be able to get hard?”
LingYang choked, he could not come up with a reply. He threw the book and biscuits aside, standing up, placing two hands on XuXian's shoulders and turning him over, “Flower, your words are always drawing blood with just one prick of a needle, this is not good.”
　　
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YanShan University's physical education classes were scheduled according to semesters, every semester was a different sport.
The first semester in year 1 was track and field events, the second semester was ball sports, basketball for the guys and volleyball for the girls.
The first semester in year 2 was swimming, the second was iceskating, iceskating was a new module, for this module the school had built a very big sports hall. On the first floor was a rink with real ice, the second floor was an indoor basketball court, there was also a gym in the basement, it was one of the newest buildings in YanShan.
They had a little more freedom to choose in their third year, the options were badminton, table tennis, soccer, judo, taekwando, as well as the previously mentioned sports were also available. Even Go was considered a sport, but the students were still required to choose one sport per semester or for the entire year, YanShan always placed importance on their students' physical fitness.
This was no longer compulsory by year four.
But for students studying architecture or medicine, those five-year courses, they still had to go through a sports module in their fourth year, so the students mocked themselves, saying that YanShan's architecture students pushing their sleeves up could become labourers, while the medical students holding their scalpels could become killers.
　　
LingYang and XuXian were second year students in their first semester, according to the schedule, their sports module would be swimming. Swimming was a big course, many classes would be doing it together, coincidentally, both of them were had the same swimming class.
XuXian packed his swimming attire, towel, ID card etc., knocking on LingYang's door, he entered and saw that this fellow had yet to prepare anything. He was still posting comments on BBS.
　　
“Faint, aren't you afraid of being late?”
LingYang was too lazy to even turn his head, “I don't have to go.”
“Why?”
“I have an excuse letter.”
“What?”
“A fake excuse letter than says I don't have to go for swimming classes.”
“… Are you on your period?”
“Fuck off.”
“Is it just for today, or you don't have to go at all?”
“Don't have to go at all.”
　　
XuXian blinked a few times, not understanding, “Why?”
“I get dizzy near water.”
“You get airsick, you get dizzy near water, what else do you get dizzy over?”
“Oh yes, I faint when seeing blood too.” LingYang started talking nonsense again.
“Faint, you actually do! Are you sure you don't have vertigo?”
“Eh? Why do I suddenly feel dizzy even when I look at you…”
“I really feel regretful for you, there's going to be so many sexy handsome guys wearing swimming trunks at the pool.”
LingYang also had an unwilling expression on his face, “Yeah, wuwuwu, Flower I'm so pitiful~~”
　　
XuXian suddenly felt that something was not right, “Hold on, BaiLong said that you…”
“You actually believe his words?” LingYang waved his hand, “You're not going? Aren't you afraid of being late?”
“Ah~~~~ Bye!!”
　　
XuXian left, LingYang continued browsing through BBS, then checking out the website of , most of the people there were complaining that the downtime of the game was too long, and the rest were pretty much posts for guild recruitment.
The post in the forum requesting Azure Buckle to return already had over six hundred pages, apparently his disciple-in-law had gone to the west, but he still continued to be a fisherman, fishing by Lake ShiWen every night, LingYang completely bowed down to that person's patience.
There were also people trying to dig up information on Air Force's Compound 201's Group for ExtrCurricular Interests this ID, but just like always there was no new information.
　　
Looking through, LingYang did not see any interesting news, he then logged into that community he had kept hidden. There were many owners of boots who liked to upload their photos of their boots on the boots-fetish board to lure little slaves to them, and every post was very popular. There were all sorts of replies, with the shield of anonymity, things like a sense of shame could just be fed to the dogs instead.
Although this was not obvious from daily life, but there was a pretty large community of people with boots-fetish, this was also something LingYang discovered after becoming part of the group, they also had many other compatriots, like feet fetish, socks fetish, suits fetish, military uniform fetish, a sub-forum for each group.
　　
Because of the particularity of the the community, the occurrence of one night stands within themselves was more common than just having a meal together. If both parties clicked together, they would play for a bit before separating,  some of them were able to form a long lasting relationship, while even more people like LingYang were there just to browse through the photos.
Other than this community forum, LingYang was also part of the community's WeiBo, with the increasing popularity of that WeiBo, the number of members there were increasing. LingYang's WeiBo was mostly focused on such content, and this was why till now he had never exchanged WeiBo with anyone he knew.
Some people liked uploading movies, some people like watching gay movies, people like LingYang who were easily satisfied just by looking at photos of boots were really very innocent, but other people still called them hardcore.
　　
Browsing through the community forum and WeiBo, he realised that XuXian was about to return. LingYang closed the pages, not forgetting to clear his web history.
After awhile, XuXian returned as expected, but he was not alone, an unwelcome guest was following him.

Chapter end