The Antelope and Night Wolf Chapter 14

Chapter 14 – Broadcasting Brokeback Mountain on Chinese Valentine's Day
　　
　　Sender: Ironman (IronMan·I Want to Bomb the Power Station)，Sub-Forum：Homosexual
　　Topic：Frustrated!
　　Location：YanShan University A Century to Educate BBS
　　
　　I was halfway done with my essay last night and the fucking power cut out before I saved it!!!
　　So frustrating ah ah ah!!!

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　　Sender: Antelope (Little Antelope Only Wishes to Be a Good Person)，Sub-Forum：Homosexual
　　Topic：Re：Frustrated!
　　Location：YanShan University A Century to Educate BBS
　　
　　What the fuck bro, people stay back in school during the break to play games, you're actually
　　writing essays?? Do you have to be so hardworking!!

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LingYang leapt up and went out with the help of moonlight, as he left he accidentally kicked the doorframe.
XuXian also ran out from the room, he was a lot calmer than LingYang, he did not forget to use his phone as a torch.
“What's happening?” LingYang asked loudly.
“I don't know! It seems like the power cut out in the entire region!” XuXian ran to look out of the window, they were surrounded by the dark, no signs of man-made light.
“What the fuck, of all times to cut out, why must it be now? I still have urgent things to do!” Great, now his spy label was definitely engraved onto him already.
“Me too!” XuXian echoed, “I also don't know if my CPU was fried.”
　　
LingYang gloomily returned to his room and lay on his bed, on this rare occasion where he actually wanted to perform well, who would have known even the heavens would not help him.
Night Wolf and him had just hugged and kissed like that, then to be stabbed in the back by QiFeng, he originally wanted to express his sincerity with his actions, but who knew after teleporting over to QiFeng the power would cut off at this time!
How to explain that the only reason why LuoMing Wind accepted Bell's friend locator request was because of his own arrogance, and not because they were an adulterous couple according to LuoMing Wind?
Everything was too coincidental, LingYang was really inexcusable this time.
　　
In the other room XuXian was on a phone conversation.
“Yes, the power went out here.”
“I don't know what happened.”
“It seems to be out in the nearby area too, at least from where I can see there's no electricity.”
“Where am I? I'm at school.”
“Didn't I tell you already, I don't want to go home during the break, just nice I rented a place, I've even paid the rent.”
“Then how, I also don't know when the power would return, look for someone to replace me then, weren't you with your wife just now?
“What? 3 clerics disconnected at the same time??”
　　
LingYang took his phone to scan WeiBo, the power still did not return, but his phone was running low on battery, there was no choice, he could only go to sleep.
When he woke up on the second day, the power was back up.
He went onto BBS to take a look, there was a huge commotion already, there were many students who stayed back during the break, all of them were complaining about the power failure.
Turned out it was the internal power station of YanShan University that malfunctioned, causing the all locations within the campus to be out of electricity, the electrician on duty only managed to repair it after midnight.
For this to happen it was only a very small possibility, but for it actually happened to LingYang, he could only sigh emotionally that this was a joke made by destiny.
　　
On the second day the game was down for maintenance, as well as content updates, by the time LingYang could go online it was already at night, he was prepared to get kicked out of the guild.
If he was lucky, he might also receive a notice of divorce?
With this current situation, he did not know if that guy would continue finding a reason to protect Bell's reputation, or be completely disappointed in him, and not even want to fake the appearance of being a good husband…
After all he had an affair in front of his husband, during the guild battle he conspired with the enemy to trap him, if this spread out it would be like two harsh slaps on his face, a chauvinistic guy like him would not be able to accept it.
Right from the start, LingYang was forced to be Night Wolf's wife, as such he had always complied outwardly but rebelled inwardly, even creating trouble on purpose to anger him, his motive was to make Night Wolf take the initiative in dissolving the agreement.
But now when it really came to this, LingYang felt aggrieved for some unknown reason.
Was it because he did not want to be misunderstood?

[Whisper] NightWolf: You're here.

Huh???
LingYang had imagined many possible scenarios after going online, but he did not imagine this one.
What did this two casual words mean?

[Whisper] NightWolf: You're from YanShan?
[Whisper] Bell: !!! How did you know??
[Whisper] NightWolf: Seems like you are.

LingYang got a fright, he thought about it, the other guy was from Science and Technology, he might be a sicko from the Computer Science department, it was not impossible that he went through some illegal means to dig up information on him.
But this was still too much!
I've only done a small thing that I'm sorry for towards you during the guild battle — And I was framed, you just doxxed me like that?

[Whisper] Bell: Last night it wasn't what you thought!
[Whisper] NightWolf: I know.

LingYang had just started typing his wordy explanation, but was blocked by the other party's two simple words.

[Whisper] Bell: You know? What do you know?
[Whisper] NightWolf: I saw you take the robot out.
[Whisper] Bell: Really??
[Whisper] NightWolf: I've been bombed by you once, just looking at the robot I knew what
you wanted to do.
[Whisper] Bell: …

Looked like his decision to demonstrate to FlowerHouse how to kill his husband was extremely wise!
　　
LingYang thought happily, as expected, heaven is treating me nicely, the plot is turning back to my favour!

[Whisper] Bell: I didn't succeed in bombing was because my power went out suddenly!
[Whisper] NightWolf: This I know too.
[Whisper] Bell: You even know about this?

Could you be the one who pulled the cord?

[Whisper] NightWolf: Last night our three clerics disconnected at the same time.
[Whisper] Bell: What??
[Whisper] NightWolf: FlowerHouse, you, and your disciple, you all went offline together.
[Whisper] Bell: …!!!

Who could come and explain this situation to him now!

[Whisper] Bell: Flower is from YanShan?
[Whisper] NightWolf: Yes.
[Whisper] Bell: So you guessed that I'm from there too?
[Whisper] NightWolf: Yes.
[Whisper] Bell: So I should be schoolmates with Flower?
[Whisper] NightWolf: It seems like it.

Seemed like FlowerHouse and himself really were fated to know each other, but the problem was…

[Whisper] Bell: Little Buckle is also from YanShan??
[Whisper] NightWolf: Isn't he your beloved disciple, you don't even know this?
[Whisper] Bell: Fuck he has never told me about it before! He actually kept this a secret from
his master!

LingYang recalled that when he first met Little Buckle in the game he had just started his first year in college, and he had never kept the name of his college in secret.
It was during November last year, when students of YanShan University from the DaiShan server had a meet up, LingYang discovered the identity of his disciple-in-law then, Little Buckle also knew about it, but he still did not mention that he was also from YanShan.
This damn fellow, he actually kept this secret for so long, if not for the power failure this time, who knew how long more he would keep it a secret!

[Whisper] NightWolf: This power failure let me realised something.

LingYang's intuition told him that it was not going to be anything good.

[Whisper] Bell: What thing?
[Whisper] NightWolf: Birds of a feather flock together, as expected, your school is full of
weirdos.

These three female clerics, all three were ladyboys, their brains were short-circuited, they were all childish, when together they had a lot of nonsense to talk about, when they did anything it was always off the mark, and most importantly, it was likely that all three of them liked guys.
All three of them made up the YanShan population in Passionate Sword Guild, no matter how you thought about it, the conclusion was still the same.

[Whisper] Bell: … I really cannot find strong evidence to rebut you.
[Whisper] NightWolf: Maybe because this is truth?
　　
[Whisper] Bell: Although I'm also a victim, but no matter what I'm responsible for this, to cause
everyone to lose this guild battle I'm really sorry.
[Whisper] NightWolf: We won.
[Whisper] Bell: We won???

Losing three clerics and still won, what kind of reversal was this?

[Whisper] NightWolf: Your collusion with LuoMingWind somehow got found out by Lord He,
then it seemed like Lord He went to yank out the other guy's internet
cable, what happened after that we have no clue, but the both of them
disappeared.
[Whisper] NightWolf: The opposing leader ran away, so the system judged that we won.
[Whisper] Bell: …
[Whisper] Bell: Evil will never prevail over good, this is destined!

LingYang gave T.Rex a big thumbs up!

[Whisper] NightWolf: Let's not talk about this already, you go gather your short-circuited
group, and go find another two girls.
[Whisper] Bell: For what?
[Whisper] NightWolf: The 7/7 raid, didn't you see the website?

LingYang really did not see it, he spent the entire day thinking of an explanation for last night, who knew this would pass over so easily, and what happened after struck him so hard that he lost his ability to think.
After hearing Night Wolf's words, he hurriedly went onto the webpage.
(T/N: The seventh day of the seventh lunar month is also known as the Chinese Valentine's Day.)
　　
The content of the new update was not a lot, but was not too little.
Mainly it was to coordinate with an important festival in reality, the Chinese Valentine's Day.
Other than offering a few Valentine's Day daily quests, the annual dungeon event was also available.
　　
The 7/7 dungeon was available once last year, LingYang had participated, but for the players on the new server, this was a new experience.
This dungeon needed five male and five female players to form a party, there was a maze with seven levels, each level with seven different staircases, only one was the right one.
Other than entering the maze, the players also had to collect tokens along the way, every level had a specific location for each pair to meet and exchange tokens, only with the tokens can they proceed onto the next level.
After completing the seven level maze and forming pairs, they would be able to continue to the last mission.
After completing the mission, they would receive the 7/7 achievement and label, and there were also pretty good gifts given.
　　
As every character could only complete this raid once, and there were many more male characters than female characters, because of this, many male players could not experience this raid last year, they complained, so this year the developers offered a new item, upon wearing it they could temporarily change the gender of the character.
Everyone felt that this set up was very amusing, changing from a male to a female and a female to a male, they all had fun with it.
　　
Night Wolf had already gathered a group of guys, other than him there was Lord He, Mourning Mo, Little Rights, and Little Cloth.
Bell first added FlowerHouse and Little Buckle to the party, then called for Little Bottom Don't Run Away in the guild chat, but there was no one else to fill in the last slot.
The other female members of the guild either complete the raid already or they had dates, after that Little Bottom Don't Run Away suggested to add a male account and get him to change his gender, LingYang thought about it and agreed, so the party was full quickly.
　　
By the time the party of girls arrived the guys had been waiting for long, luckily for them that in this kind of situation, the guys had to have a gentlemanly attitude, even if they did not they would also have to pretend they did.
But someone did not pretend.

[Local] LordHe: Why are you here!
[Local] LuoMingWind: I'm here to do the mission.
[Local] LordHe: Why would you complete the mission with our guild!
[Local] LuoMingWind: This is an event mission, also not a guild mission, why can't we do it
together?
[Local] LordHe: I don't welcome you!
[Local] LuoMingWind: That's fine, I'm not in the same party as you, Bell was the one who
invited me.

QiFeng's typing speed was really very fast, he was also chatting with LingYang at the same time privately.

[Whisper] Bell: What a pity, your scheme last night did not succeed!
[Whisper] LuoMingWind: I feel regretful too, I still thought your labourer definitely kick you
out of the guild this time.
[Whisper] Bell: Hmph, I know what you're planning, you just want me to get kicked out and
then join your guild.
[Whisper] LuoMingWind: I've received insider news from the developers, a new party
dungeon will be released soon, I want you to come over and
display your skills.
[Whisper] Bell: Customer, I'll sell my body but not my skills~
[Whisper] LuoMingWind: If you stay at Passionate Sword, there also won't be a position for
you in the party, why would you do that?
[Whisper] Bell: I'm sorry, I'm a casual player now ~(≧▽≦)/~ lalala
　　
[Whisper] LuoMingWind: I'm serious, LuoMing wants to be the first to complete the new
dungeon, if by then you didn't manage to join that raiding team,
why don't you consider working part-time for me, your DKP will
be calculated the same as other actual members, you'll also have
the first choice for equipment.
[Whisper] Bell: You said it yourself yesterday, I'm a little handicapped person!
[Whisper] LuoMingWind: The new dungeon will only be released next month, by then your
hand will be healed.
[Whisper] Bell: My labourer will not agree XD
[Whisper] LuoMingWind: If he agrees?
[Whisper] Bell: Then I'll consider it.
[Whisper] LuoMingWind: You said this yourself 🙂
[Whisper] Bell: I know I know, you didn't force me, you never force people.
[Whisper] LuoMingWind: Heheh.

Why QiFeng would come and participate in the Valentine's Day mission, LingYang was very clear about the reason, as such he feigned an innocent appearance and asked:

[Local] Bell: Then, should we swap one of the guys over?
[Local] Bell: LuoMing Wind had completed this raid before, if he were to lead the guys it would
be faster.
[Local] Bell: T.Rex why don't you come over?
[Local] LordHe: I don't want to become a girl! And don't call me T.Rex!
[Local] LuoMingWind: If you've never done this you can look at the guide, I don't mind
changing to a girl, why don't we just maintain the status quo.
[Local] LordHe: Wait!
　　
[Whisper] LordHe: Are you planning on being in the same party as her!
[Whisper] LordHe: Night Wolf is my brother, stop trying to seduce his wife!
[Whisper] LuoMingWind: You're getting jealous over nothing again.
[Whisper] LordHe: Who's getting jealous!!!
[Whisper] LuoMingWind: If you're so worried, you can swap with me.
[Whisper] LordHe: Swap then swap, this is me swapping my life for my brother!
　　
[Party] LordHe: Night Wolf, I've sacrificed so much for you, if you still don't look after your
wife you should just castrate yourself!
[Party] NightWolf: ?
[Local] LordHe: Change team, I'll go over!
[Local] Bell: WELCOME~~(≧▽≦)/~
　　
[Party] has left the party.
[Party] has joined the party.
[Party] Bell: With Little Bottom Don't Run Away as the representative, all you bottoms GOGO~!
[Party] LittleBottomDon'tRunAway: Bell you're pretending to be a bottom?
[Party] FlowerHouse: Now that Bell has become like this you have take the majority of the
blame XD
[Party] Husband,PleaseDoItGently: I have to say that the reason for that is very subtle O(∩_∩)O
[Party] LordHe: I'm not a bottom!!!
　

The author has something to say:
Battle Records:
[Battle] Just threw a landmine, the author loses 3258hp.
[Battle] Just threw a landmine, the author loses 3571hp.
[Battle] Just threw a landmine, an explosion occurred, the author loses 3571hp.
[System] The author has died.
[Local] Just: <100 Ways to Kill the Author> – Number 1.

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