Song Tan Jishi Chapter 593

  The pumpkin in the basket is not rotten. After all, it is a food that is easy to store by nature, and it is fine to put it in the ground for a long time.

   It's just that these pumpkins happened to be in a depression, and the dew was heavy in the morning, and the dew was all under the pumpkins, which made some of them broken.

  Jojo picked up a pumpkin with one hand—well, it didn't work. This long pumpkin was also very thick and could only be grasped with two hands.

   Then he spotted the rotten place, picked up the kitchen knife, and cut it off with a click.

  Looking at the seven eager pigs in the pigsty, he thought for a while, then chopped the pumpkin into pieces, took out the pulp, and then threw them into the pigsty one by one.

  There are a lot of pigs, so if you don't cut them into pieces and throw them directly, you can grab them and scream, it's still good.

   Oops, Jojo is so smart!

   Jojo thought happily.

  The barrage is sucking and sucking—

  【Old Pumpkin! Naturally Ripe Old Pumpkins! 】

  【Look at how saturated this pumpkin is, you don't need to add sugar after cutting it into a piece, just make pumpkin soup directly! 】

  【Hululu, Hululu, have another bowl! 】

  【Show off my mouth, show off my mouth! 】

  【Anchor, the pigs will eat all the pumpkins, there must be plenty of them, why not sell them on the shelves? 】

  【That is, why not sell it? Is it because I have no money? 】

  【The anchor has me in his heart! He must know that my wages are spent]

  【It's too much for a mere pumpkin to be eaten by pigs without selling it to me.

  【Wait, isn't this a pig feeding live broadcast? Why is the barrage area noisy and messy, not harmonious at all]

【that is! Accidentally clicked on it, other people's pig feeding live broadcast is very peaceful]

  【Then you made a mistake, this is an educational anchor】

  【? ? ? Education anchor? Education what]

  【Educate us not to compete with pigs for food...】

  The barrage area was bustling with activity, Qiao Qiao ruthlessly cut five or six pumpkins with a knife, and the pigs in the pigsty calmed down a bit.

  He finally wiped the sweat off his forehead, and he was relieved:

   "There are too many pumpkins at home, the seventh cousin even made a few meals, we don't want to eat..."

  Listen, listen! What is this nonsense? !

  The barrage exploded instantly!

However, Qiao Qiao didn't look at it at all, and just said with a satisfied face: "Mom originally wanted to sell the pumpkin online, but my sister said that it is not easy to send the express after cutting it. A pumpkin that is not cut is too heavy, and the express fee is so expensive... It's still worth it." Already, keep it at home and eat."

   As he spoke, he snapped his fingers: "After all, there are few vegetables in winter, and we have to prepare for winter, so we dried a lot of dried vegetables and pickled a lot of pickles. Seventh Cousin still wants to make pumpkin pie and dried pumpkin..."

  Barrage ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—

  【Damn it! Don't we pay for the courier fee ourselves? I don't think it's expensive, why do you think it's expensive? 】

  【That's right, the big deal is that I won't get a thousand free shipping! 】

  【Anchor, I am willing to pay by express delivery, please send me five pumpkins first, I won't be bothered】

  【Tired of woo woo woo... What kind of tiger-wolf words are these? Can't my saliva drown you? 】

  【Is this really an educational anchor, not a pyramid scheme anchor? You sound so crazy and disgusting]

  【That is, a pumpkin costs fifty cents a catty in the vegetable market, what can't be bought】

  【I want eight hairs here】

  【What kind of fairy place are you all, I want more than three yuan here】

  【According to the usual practice, this pumpkin will not be less than twenty pounds per catty, and one pumpkin will be twenty or thirty catties. Two pumpkins will be enough for free shipping...I can understand that the anchor dislikes the express delivery]

  【I don't understand! You can buy only one, anyway, so little is not enough to grab]

  【Laugh! It has always been difficult for non-chiefs to grab goods with luck, and never expect to grab two]

  【21 catties of pumpkin, do you still want to grab it like this? Good guy, I'm in a pyramid scheme, report it! 】

  【Report a ghost! Why don't you report the sixty-one-pound cherries]

  【That's right, last time it was because of you guys who made a fake report. The anchor has so many fans, it's extremely difficult to grab a peach... Still come? ! 】

  【Go away, let me see who reported it, I will also report you for spreading rumors and slander】

  The barrage suddenly became noisy.

  Jojo has already buried himself in cutting pumpkins.

  By the way, he took out the pumpkin pulp and showed it under the camera: "Actually, the pumpkin pulp is also very sweet. Do you think the pumpkin seeds are particularly plump? Mom said let's keep the pumpkin seeds for frying."

  After he finished speaking, he laughed on his own: "But I like to eat melon seeds! My sister said that next year, I will plant a piece of sunflowers, and then I will have melon seeds to eat! Don't worry, children, I will eat them for you to see!"

  【? ? ? Anchor, do you want to hear what you have to say? 】

  【To be honest, I have 3600-degree myopia and have never seen melon seeds. It is recommended that the anchor give me two catties to try. I don't choose, pumpkin seeds and sunflower seeds are fine】

  【The anchor is really not afraid at all, I said to report you and still pretend to be stupid here】

  【Laughing to death, what are you afraid of? We, Jojo, never watch barrage. 】

  【He is strong, he is strong, the breeze blows the hills】

  【Only a person with a truly strong heart can never care about the words of the outside world! 】

  【That's right, our educational anchors are really strong in spirit and have been educated】

  【Laugh! He doesn't watch the barrage because he is a sister boy, and my sister won't watch it if she says she doesn't want to watch it】

  【You in front seem to be cursing people hahaha...】

【that is! I have confessed affectionately so many times and begged to be put on the shelf, but he didn't even look at it, and he didn't pay attention to me at all]

  The so-called he will let him do what he wants, the bright moon shines on the river, Qiao Qiao is not logical at all when chatting, and his thinking is wild, this time he thought of another thing:

   "By the way, children, you must study hard! My sister said that when the rice is harvested or the corn is broken next year, she will hold a class reunion for me and invite children who have studied well in the live broadcast room."

  Of course, studying well does not refer to culture classes...

  After he finished speaking, he sighed with regret: "It won't work this year. There are very few corns planted this year, and they will be harvested soon.】

  【I'm a lazy donkey rolling—the carp is standing up—oh no, the seal is rolling! Class reunion? ! Is it what I think it is? 】

  【My sister is really beautiful and kind! ! 】

  【Don't act like a younger brother, that's obviously my older sister. Qiao Baoer, can I add a second sister to you? 】

  【Hey, hey, the point, the point! Will the classmates go to the anchor's hometown to eat and drink? Carry a sack with you before you leave? 】

  【Good guy, I'm going to buy a truck now! It is too stingy to use sacks! 】

  【Anchor look at me, look at me! Excellent class representatives in the live broadcast room, never leave the field! 】

  【Students will break corn? Strong labor is actually me? ! I do! ! 】

  【What is breaking corn? I will, I entered the cornfield when I was a child, and I have a place to review. 】

  【You have cornfields and you still want to grab them from us? 】

  【I'm sorry that I grew up in the city, I'm an only child, I've never done farm work in my life, and I'm missing such an opportunity to learn more—】

  【Do you want to listen to what you are talking about? 】

  【Anchor look at me! In the labor class, I accompany my daughter to mow weeds with a small scythe. She is very experienced and can sign a contract. If she is injured, the anchor will not be compensated]

  【Good guy! Rolled up, right? I can sign a contract too! 】

  At a wedding, I stood aside because there was no place to sit. It was so embarrassing. Let's code with my mobile phone...

   I will be on stage to take pictures later, social fear is very embarrassing

  I will write the rest when I go back.

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