Since 1981 Health School Chapter 609

  Chapter 609 The performance of swallowing a live snake

  Even though he was as tired as a dead dog the day before, Chen Qi showed up at the hospital on time at 8:00 the next morning.

   "Morning Dean~~"

   "Early!"

   "Dean, you were too good yesterday, our entire department is cheering for you~~"

   "That's right, you don't even look at who your dean is!"

   "Dean, I adore you so much~~"

   "Don't worship brother, brother is just a good talker!"

  Chen Qi greeted the staff all the way, smiling and walking towards his office.

  His dean is different from other deans. Other deans have no skills, so they need to keep a straight face all day long to make the employees afraid of pressure, so as to reflect their authority.

   And Chen Qi relies on medical skills for a living. He is capable, has a high level of medical treatment, and is especially able to make money, which benefits all the staff in the hospital.

  So he, the dean, is usually cheerful, like a Hello Kitty tiger.

   But in a corner where no one was around, Chen Qi was yawning again and again, and his footsteps on the stairs were all superficial.

   Those who knew it was because the dean was tired after a day of surgery, but those who didn't know thought it was some little nurse who made unspoken rules last night...

  When we arrived at the office, student Jin Meng and staff member He Jia of the school office were already waiting. As soon as we entered the door, we could see two beauties, which made Chen Qi feel happy.

   "Hey, girls, I've been waiting so early."

  Jin Meng is now equivalent to Chen Qi's clinical secretary. Jin Meng reminded him how many surgeries were performed today and when the surgeries started.

  As the work secretary, He Jia reminded Chen Qi more about how many meetings he has to hold today, what hospital matters need to be dealt with, and so on.

  Although Chen Qi doesn't have any intention of cheating, men are naturally fond of women, and they will feel happier when they are working.

  Among the two beauties, He Jia spoke first:

   "President, you are going to hold a mobilization meeting for hospital rating evaluation this morning, and then we arranged for Xijing Hospital to visit the former residence of Lu Shuren and Shen Garden in the urban area. Guo Shuji wants you to accompany me."

  Chen Qi scratched his head. As the dean, there are endless meetings, endless receptions, and endless drinks. These are exactly what he dislikes the most.

   But these two things are not something he can refuse.

  For example, the evaluation of hospital grades is definitely a top priority for hospitals. Especially in 1989, Huaguo was the first to evaluate hospital grades, and future management will also be divided according to hospital grades.

  The hospital level is divided into three grades and ten grades, three grades, two grades, and one grade. Level 3 is the highest and Level 1 is the lowest.

  Each level is divided into three grades: A, B, and C. Among them, a special grade was added to the third-level hospitals, so that they are divided into 10 grades.

  It is the same principle as Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Elixir, Yuanying, Transforming God, Refining Void, Fusion, Mahayana, and Crossing Tribulation in fantasy novels. Each realm is divided into three small realms.

  Let's understand it this way, tertiary hospitals have the highest level, and first-level hospitals have the lowest level, and the first-level hospitals are all township hospitals.

  Who is rated as the top three is not only a matter of face, but also a matter of face.

  Being rated as the top three means that you can charge according to the highest standard. The simplest registration fee is 2 cents for a first-level hospital, 50 cents for a second-level hospital, and 1 yuan for a third-level hospital.

  In addition, the level of different hospitals also determines which level of surgery you can perform, which level of medical technology you are engaged in, and what level of equipment you need.

  For example, tertiary hospitals can focus on third- and fourth-level surgeries.

  Class II hospitals can only carry out operations at Class II and Class III.

  First-level hospitals and township health centers carry out primary and secondary surgeries, focusing on primary-grade surgeries. If you do third-grade surgeries, it is a violation of the regulations.

   That is to say, the tertiary hospitals can perform simple first- and second-level surgeries, as well as third- and fourth-grade surgeries with higher risk and difficulty.

   Level 4 operations such as retinopathy of prematurity, otosclerosis surgery, ovarian transplantation, and new technology and new project operations can only be performed in tertiary hospitals.

  Remember, only tertiary hospitals can do it, and your doctor in other hospitals can't do it even if you have the ability.

   Some readers will say, didn't Chen Qi dare to perform any operation in Huangtan Hospital back then? It never seemed to matter what level of surgery it was.

  Even when the blood-sucking worm control went to the countryside, a temporary operation was performed on a patient with roundworm intestinal obstruction. This is a proper third-level operation. Is this considered a violation?

   Doesn't count? Why? Because before 1989, there was no classification of hospitals, and there was no classification of surgical procedures. If there is no prohibition, it is allowed.

   But after 1989, it was not allowed. If anyone violated the regulations, he would be fined to death, and the level of the hospital would drop directly. It depends on whether you accept it or not.

  After the hospital is promoted to the top three, it means the best medical conditions, medical technology and medical services, more technical access, and more sources of disease. Both the personal income of employees and the revenue of the hospital will also be higher.

  This is also one of the reasons why hospitals at all levels have sharpened their heads and want to be rated as a third-level hospital, especially a third-level hospital.

  Another reason why I can't say it is because of the personal benefits of hospital leaders, ahem, I can't go into details about this, I can't go into details...

  So Chen Qi, as the dean, must not be absent from this mobilization meeting. If he doesn't go, Lao Guo will not let him go.

  As for the doctors of Xijing Hospital going to "visit" various scenic spots, Chen Qi didn't have to go.

   But Xijing Hospital's card is there. If the two sides strengthen cooperation, even if they send a few doctors to study, it will be of great benefit to Yuezhong Hospital.

   What's more, Professor Tong Shanggao, the top leader of the gastroenterology department, is here. Chen Qi is embarrassed not to go?

   This seems inhumane, and it does not reflect the enthusiasm of the Vietnamese and Chinese people. Do you want to be received when you go to Xi'an in the future?

  Chen Qi looked at the student Jin Meng on the side: "Xiao Meng, are there many endoscopic operations today?"

  Jin Meng quickly opened the notebook:

   "Ms. Chen, there are a total of 15 endoscopic operations today, but they are not difficult. Mr. Zhang has already said that today's operation will be done by him, so that you can spare time to deal with things in the hospital."

  After several months of practice, Zhang Weizhong has a solid foundation, so unless it is difficult endoscopic surgery, general surgery is no longer a problem.

   "Okay, then I'll be lazy today. I'll have a meeting in the morning and take a nap, and then I'll go play with colleagues from Xijing Hospital at noon."

  Yuezhong is a thousand-year-old city. It has been built since Goujian, king of Yue, and the city site has not been touched for 2000 years.

  Not to mention the outside of the city, even the urban area around Hanoi, such as the former residence of the great writer Lu Shuren, such as Sanwei Bookstore, and Baicao.

  The former residence of Cai Yuanpei, the president of Peking University who was doing "Bei Piao" with Lu Shuren in Beiping, is also in Yuezhong City.

  Mr. Zhou's ancestral home is also in Yuezhong, and the old house is preserved. His grandfather and father are both from Yuezhong. Later, he moved to Jiangsu to become an official. Therefore, Mr. Zhou probably grew up speaking Shaoxing dialect at home when he was a child.

   By the way, President Zhou L is the 21st generation grandson of Zhou Dunyi, the same Zhou Dunyi who wrote "Out of the mud but not stained, clean and clean but not demon".

  In addition, the former residence of Wang Yangming, the last sage of Confucianism and the master of mind in the Ming Dynasty, is also in Yuezhong City.

  In the famous "Tianquan Proving the Way", Wang Yangming wrote four golden sentences: There is no goodness and no disgusting body, there is goodness and maliciousness, knowing the good and knowing the evil is conscience, and doing good and eliminating evil is investigating things.

  The Tianquan Bridge where the Tianquan Proving Way is located is also in Yuezhong City. It has been excavated by archaeologists, and Bofu has naturally become a tourist attraction.

  The former residence of the calligrapher Wang Xizhi still exists, but it has been changed to Jiezhu Temple.

   This is the house where he lived during his lifetime. The story of washing the pen and staining the pond black happened here, and the ink pond still exists.

   After his death, he was buried in Jinting Town, Sheng County, below Yuezhong.

  Wang Xizhi's most proud work "Lanting Preface" was also deceived by Li Shimin's people from the monks of Yunmen Temple in Yuezhong. Since then, it is not known whether it was buried in Qianling or Zhaoling. Anyway, it has disappeared.

  In addition, Shen Yuan, the former residence of Lu You, a scumbag, a mother Baonan, and a patriotic eunuch, is not far from the former residence of Lu Shuren, less than 500 meters away.

  The famous Song poem "The Hairpin Head Phoenix" was written by Shen Yuanli:

  Red crispy hands, yellow rice wine, and willows in the palace walls full of spring. The east wind is evil, and the love is weak. Many years separated, my mind full of sorrow. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

  Spring is as old as before, people are empty and thin, tears are red and silky. Peach blossoms fall, Xianchi Pavilion. Although the Shanmeng is here, the Jinshu is hard to entrust. Mo, mo, mo!

   It looks beautiful, but Lu You's poem indirectly killed his ex-wife Tang Wan. Poor Zhao Shicheng, who has been infatuated all his life and no one will read it.

  So when a lover breaks up, or a couple divorces, it is better to miss each other than to meet each other. There must be nothing good to happen when we meet, especially when a scumbag is wearing a pure love coat, it is even more confusing!

  The former residence of Jianhu heroine Qiu Jin is also in Yuezhong City, near the south gate. The "Xuantingkou" where she was beheaded is just west of the People's Hospital. Later, a monument was erected for her in the middle of the road, which still exists today.

  The monument in the middle of the road is often hit by cars, but the people of Vietnam and China never thought of moving the monument.

  So Yuezhong is definitely a famous historical and cultural city. People who like tourism, history, and Jiangnan water towns should not miss it.

  The doctors of Xijing Hospital are all cultural people, so they naturally like this kind of city with first-class humanistic features, so they waved paper fans one by one to visit, and had a great time.

  When everyone came out of Xianheng Hotel after eating fennel beans, they saw folk artists performing on the side of the road. Everyone was full, so they all stopped to watch the excitement.

  In the 1980s, there were a lot of folk artists making a living.

  Singers of ditties, jugglers, acrobats, and even those who crush boulders on their chests, those who strangle their necks with wire, those who stick red-tasseled guns to their throats, and those who thread sewing needles with their mouths.

  There is also a kind of monkey playing that is especially popular with children. Various scenes of playing tricks make people laugh out loud, and the two children of Chen Qi's family especially like it.

   All you need is an open space for folk performances, and the common people spontaneously form a circle to watch the excitement.

  After a show is over, folk artists will hold a gong in both hands and go around the venue, hoping that the grandpa and aunt who have been having fun for a long time can give some money to make a living.

  Generally, they throw a few cents, at most 10.20 cents banknotes. Anyway, banknotes over 1 yuan are almost invisible.

   It can be seen that the income of folk artists is very unstable, and those who live and sleep are also hard-working people.

   Chen Qi saw that they performed hard, and there were more than 20 people on his side, so when the copper plate was brought to him, Chen Qi readily took out a 10 yuan note from his wallet and threw it in.

  The little boy holding the copper plate was stunned, then shouted excitedly and bowed to Chen Qi:

   "Thank you for the reward, thank you for the reward."

  The onlookers all looked at Chen Qi with strange eyes, thinking that this is a fool, how good would it be to buy a few catties of pigs with this money?

  Chen Qi was also a little embarrassed to be watched, so he could only smile: "Thank you for your hard work, your performance is wonderful."

  The folk artists at this time were simple and simple, unlike the folk art associations at all levels established later, they took the elegant route and educated people at every turn.

  A leading middle-aged man of the theater troupe saw someone "painting a carnival", so he also shouted excitedly:

   "Comrade, please go slowly. Thank you for your reward. In this way, we will perform another unique trick for you, Xiaojuan, and show this guest officer a live snake."

  I saw a little girl about 15 or 6 years old, with two braids, stepped forward, hugged Chen Qi, and then took out a small snake from her pocket.

   "Uncle, Xiaojuan will show you a snake that swallows a live snake. After a while, the snake enters my mouth and then comes out of my nostrils. I will never cheat. You are satisfied. Look after me!"

  The little girl looks heroic, speaks boldly, and is so skilled in holding snakes.

   But it scared Chen Qi enough, what a joke, he has been afraid of snakes in his two lifetimes, afraid of this cold-blooded reptile.

   Now, for 10 yuan, do you want an underage girl to swallow the snake with her mouth and then come out of her nostril? Just thinking about it made Dean Chen's skin pimples all over his body.

  If the Internet is developed in future generations, Dean Chen will definitely be raped by the Internet.

"Hey, don't, don't, 10 yuan is the ticket, it should be, how can I let my little sister swallow a snake alive, it's so dangerous, and the snake is full of parasites, it's too unhygienic, forget it Come on, stop acting."

  Chen Qi waved his hands almost to the point where afterimages appeared.

   But the little girl obviously thought that Chen Qi looked down on her, thinking that she was too young to perform. This kind of folk artist has suffered too much, and extreme low self-esteem will produce extreme self-esteem.

   "Uncle, don't worry, swallowing live snakes is my specialty, and it's very exciting. Look, this snake is alive, how cute, can you touch it?"

   After finishing speaking, the little girl approached Chen Qi, wanting Chen Qi to touch the snake's head.

  Chen Qi is about to faint at this time, if you ask a "snakephobia" patient to touch the snake's head, he might as well touch the switch.

   "Don't, don't, hey, if you want to perform, just perform!"

  Chen Qi was very embarrassed begging for mercy repeatedly, and the onlookers beside him burst into laughter, and even the doctors of Xijing Hospital were overjoyed.

  People perform for money, and the onlookers are just for fun.

  Only Professor Tong was a little worried: "This snake isn't poisonous, is it?"

  Chen Qi felt a chill while touching the skin all over his body:

   "It should be a non-poisonous snake, right? But this thing is not slippery, it's disgusting to look at, and you still have to put it in your mouth, alas, this kid is really..."

  Dangdang~~~

  The good show over there has already begun, but it is not destined to be smooth sailing.

   (This Dangdang, I want to write it as Dang next to the word 口, why is this word gone? I remember when I was a child, the robot cat was called "Don't Dingkoudang". It's strange.)

  (end of this chapter)

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