Plagiarism in Another World 59 Headache/Alright Dad

"Ahhhh!" Mu screamed as he woke up.

;)What the fuck! Why are you screaming?

"I..I was having a nightmare about starting this shit over again," Mu thought to the voice as he felt a headache.

;)It hasn't been that bad.

"Yea whatever, fuck this headache. Does getting knocked out give you headaches?" Mu asked the voice.

;)Probably not, but nightmares sure do. Don't worry it will be gone in like six seconds.

"That doesn't sound right, and...how?" Mu thought to the voice.

;)Don't question it three...two...one...and it's gone.

Mu suddenly felt the pain rocking his world disappear completely for no reason.

"How did you know that—"Mu was thinking to the voice before he was interrupted by a knock at the door.

;)Right on time, we got a lot of shit to do today Mu, big stuff, so eat a granola bar and get out there.

"There's no granola bars here," Mu thought to the voice as he walked towards the door.

;)Figure of speech, and have you eaten anything in like five weeks.

"I ate at the party last night," Mu thought to the voice as he opened the door.

;)Well that wasn't in the script...

"What script—" Mu was about to ask the voice before he saw who was outside his door.

It was Clit Oris standing awkwardly in front of him.

She was the one to break the ice first saying," I'm here to give you the tour I promised."

Mu suddenly came back to reality and stuttered saying," Y..yea ummm just let me change."

Mu then shut the door as softly as he could before walking backwards stunned and tripping onto his bed.

;)Fuck fuck fucking shitty ass love interest.

"What...you think she likes me," Mu thought to the voice while smiling.

;)Hey Mu remember she's underage right. So you can't morally do anything right.

"Well...I'm kinda underage too so—" Mu thought to the voice.

;)You humans disgust me with your level of perversion.

"Alright I'm not gonna do anything but there's nothing wrong with me being friends with her," Mu thought to the voice as he changed his clothes.

;)I'm sure that's how she sees it to.

"Fuck you man I just wanna have some fun...and get a tour around the city," Mu thought to the voice as he walked back towards the door.

;)Now you listen here young sir you better be back by 9:00 sharp.

"Alright dad," Mu thought you the voice as he walked out the door.

;)Oh god I did sound old.

Chapter end